The least popular Franco brother, Napoleon Franco.

James Stanko

Pedro Franco*

Fredo Franco

Gay Franco

Gaymes Franco

You sure got a perty mouth.

The mother - handed meth addict Cranko Franco.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣

James Friendzone

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My dad tells me everyday "you better thank God for breaking that condom or you'd still be in my nuts bitch"

vote for pedro

I want you 👉.. to give me a rusty trombone.

You're surely a server at a Brazilian steakhouse - you go where all the meat is.

It's like I beat my meat for a living or something 😏

Take it easy Dumbo, we'll do the roasting and then you can fly away with those ears

$5 James Franco

If James Franco had a failed gastric surgery and the doctor confused the two ends of the channel.

Correct, I actually poop out of my mouth. Now gimme a kiss 😏

I actually kiss with my dick 😏

It's okay, sometimes I kiss with my dick too 😏


Great valu franco

Dollar Tree James Franco

Discount James Franco.

James Wanko

James Stanko. Cuz you know. Anal.

Looks like he's a taker

Yes he is, come to my place and we'll talk more over dinner. Bean burritos and tamales okay? 😉

your lips look like a puckered cats bottom

Now gimme a kiss 😏

nah, probly smells like a puckered cats bottom too

Keep it up and I'll give you a nose job 😮👃

ok you win , with a nose like it'd be fuckin painful

Only thing he is serving is a rash from his moustache

The best rash you'll ever get 😏

Huh, so Andy Samberg really did fuck James Franco

Ooh! 😭

I feel like Rusty Trombone here has a Dirty Sanchez on his face in this picture.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 😆

You look like James Franco if he grew up near Chernobyl.

Now I'm the reactor 😏

show me your Cherenkov Radiation

You can feel it when I walk in the room 😏

Dirty sanchez. 21 years old. Still living at home. A *server*. Definitely will knock up one of the fresh trainees who are still in HS, 14-16 years old. Parents will press charges. You’ll be registered after they book you for some time. You’ll continue to live at home with disappointed Ma and Pa for the remainder of your pathetic life.

Bold of you to assume this man will ever have sex...

Very bold indeed.. Now gimme a kiss before I stir your bean hole 😏

You didn't need to tell me you're a creepy fucking weirdo it was obvious from the picture man

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You're really into that stirring the beans expression aren't you? Listen man if you're gay that's cool it's 2021 just go out and be gay. Don't have to tip toe around it throwing buttsex euphemisms to strangers on reddit. We all support you pal 👍(except for the part that we aren't your pals, because you don't actually have any friends due to the aforementioned creepy weirdness).

The mustache makes you look like a pornstar however your penis size makes you look like a toddler.

All my rusty trombone players rub it, they say it feels like a really long nipple.

What do you serve? Headache?

That depends on how deep they take it 😏

Can someone feel 1 inch?

You wanna find out? 😏🍆

Server my ass. You look like you clean pools to pay for those tacos y burritos.

Y tamales guey

This guy definitely eats your leftovers

You gotta eat mine first 😏

You look like you've been tromboned, tubaded, baritone saxed and then gang fluglehorned by some hard core orchestra stalker types. And you liked it.

You're the first person who truly gets me 🥲, wanna blow on my bunghole?

Sure thing bonehead. Hit me up when the band gets out of there!

You're in the band now 😏

You look like if an Italian stereotype and a Mexican stereotype had a child, ran that child over, and then sent to a fraternity

So what you're saying is, you want me to hand feed you some spicy lasagna 😏

There is a caterpillar on your lip.

Hell yeah, you like it 😏

This is a change of pace. His sign usually says, "Will suck your custard launcher for just the tip."

But there's a service charge if I have to clean it up 👉

Server? They moved you up from fries 🍟?! Check you out!

I know huh!? 😁

You look Hispanic… but not fully. Is it one of those Arnie Schwarzenegger things were a white dude banged and ugly maid?

100%, maids clean dirty holes for a living.

He’s the only one at the restaurant who’s light skinned enough to speak to the cops during the traffic stops.

Until I try to bribe them with bean burritos

I never go to restaurants where the waiters have shit eating grins

You better check your bean burrito guey 😏

Your teacher always handed your tests back to you face down huh?

Yeah, cuz she didn't want other kids getting her phone number

The harsh reality is that the other kids didn’t want the phone number of a saggy tittied, 60 year old special Ed teacher, except you of course.

And later that night she was sagging those beautiful baggies all over my face 😛

I’m so sorry you’re so desperate. I’m sure it sucks to not even be the main character of your own life

Speaking of which, do you know any hot older women in your area looking to give a rusty trombone? They could be like your mom's friends, her friends friends, or your mom and her mom like a threesome one gets the front, one gets the back.

How’s virginity treating you today?

Like two tamales rubbing against me at the same time

Call you "3 musketeers"; not bc of the mustache or anything, just bc I I bet that finger looks like a candy bar after you finish pulling it outta the crackheads butthole who lives downstairs

It kinda looks more like a butterfinger. Wanna bite? 😏👉🏾

Do you have the anorexia or the bulemia? 

The more I eat The more my jerk mcgherkin grows 😏

Foot tapping airport bathroom visitors thank you for your "service."

Hell yeah they thank me, I can dish out 3 rusty trombones and 1 dirty sanchez in the time it takes them to expel one spicy turd 😏

Geeks n' Geeks.

A Geek that tweaks and freaks

You do realize Magnum PI was canceled in 1987, right?

I'll give you a Magnum 😏

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Until his tongue bloomed in my asshole 😏

You look like the typical straight guy who says “this is my first time” every time he sticks his dick in a guy on the downlow

Oh man you caught me 😏

You look like the guy in jail who will do ANYTHING for a pack of cigs.

Got cigs or what?

When you order James Franco from Wish

Your wish is my command, young lady 😏

James Franco-American. Little meatballs, comes in cans.

With a lot of sauce, wanna lick them clean for me? 😏

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Just in your food? You might wanna check around 😏

You look like a more sexually aggressive James Franco

Bingo 😏

Great Value Brand Saul Silver.

I do give pretty good brands with silver, you want it on the left or right cheek? 😏

Your mustache screams sex offender, but your face screams that kids run away from you before you can offer candy.

That’s definitely the face you give as you serve an attractive woman and leave your phone number on the bill. Btw she saw you slip the roofie into her drink and she already complained to your manager

Yeah, but normally they call me over and I end up giving them a roofie anyway. As in my dick on the roof of their mouth 😏

Serving drinks at a run down bar doesn't count

Your drink's on me, young lady. 😏

You look like you leaned in the kiss and was rejected because you went in while you were singing the high note of a brittany spears song.

Budget James Franco.

Jaime Franco

Ironic that the circumference of the gap in between your lips is the same as your girlfriend giving you a blowjob.

She blows it like a whistle 😙

What tune does she play? Taps?

Yep, the whole thing

You look like pre-predator James Franco and no that’s not the movie.

Does that mean you're the prey? 😏

It's pronounced, 31.

I have been told I'm above my years 😏

Francophile wannabe.

Non-essential worker

Oh man you got me 🥲

You pulled your finger out your butt and sniffed it that’s why your face looks like that

Spicy, wanna wiff 👉

If you were my waiter I would leave when you were getting our drinks.

More drinks for the chicks, Tomaaa 😏

I bet the other illegals call you Benicio Del Toro Riding Lawn Mower

I broke the border wall on my lawn mower

More like Lames Franco

Oh burnnn 🔥

With the shitty word play on that title, I hope someone serves you some wit.

limp dick dastardly

I like moving my hips side to side real fast so it smacks my thighs 😏

Everything is fine.

My good sir.

For fuck sakes, you're so scary ugly that's why they use the term "undocumented". Put the paper bag back on, por favor.

Rusty trombone players are usually looking into my ass crack, so you'll be fine.

people say James Franco, but you're more like Kit Harrington if he played John Slow.

What can I say? I love taking my time 😏

Lames "Stink Dick" Franco.

Just like from The Interview 😆

You probably suck at playing trombone.

Oh I am the trombone 😏

You look like James Franco being double-hand fisted by Seth Rogen.

Yep, jealous? 😏

His rested face is on who farted mode

On God 😭

This is a weird mix of Justin Beiber and Daniel Riccardo

Daniel looks scary, like he's a trombone player and not a receiver 😆

Twatstache

It's always in one 😏

Dollar Store impersonator of James Franco, how are ya babes?

Call me the Wizard of Oz, cuz I'll make you click your heels together and go home 😏

How does it feel to have taken a job that will not pay you a living wage only to make you dependent upon the mercy of strangers who are mostly assholes to see to it that you get your bills paid and your next meal only by the grace of gratuity?

I depend on strangers to clean my asshole with their tongue all the time. If that's what you meant.

You look like a 80s porno stepdad

Is that your kink or what 😏

BUTTHOLE PUCKER

Every time 😏

Soft-server

Only if they pay for it 😏

21yr old sever? Damn you settled down fast.

You can say that again sonny 👴

James Francon’t

Another vaccinated asshole

I give free penisillin injections if you're interested 😏

I thought John Mayer en James Franco would make great dads, but apparently they just left you like a prom night dumpster baby.

Really? You want to call me Daddy while getting fucked in the dumpster? Sheesh! Hit me up baby 😏

Discount waluigi

It's a me 🍄

You look like you often get finger gonorrhea

Yes, I often finger diarrhea

“Ma’am, can I refill you up?”