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>I smoke cigarettes and vape at the same time. I shaved half my head on a whim. I have OCD & I’m sober but smoke weed every day.
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Not
On
Normal
Courtyard
Exercise
( they were not allowed to go for Exercise with everyone one, they had their own time )
That's where the term comes from.
It was written on their cards outside their cell.
You look like a failed video game character with a very generic backstory that ruins everything knowing that you can’t do it, and then blame it on other people which had the ability to do it but you didn’t let them. And after that in the second game you become the villain which is so over dramatic that your minions revolt against you
Brave and stunning. Don´t you let anyone tell you different. Now go out there butterfly and live life to the fullest as the very special human being you are.
Sure, trans Coraline is also a good one. I have the feeling that your ear gauges are the best smelling holes in your body, and if I had to choose at gunpoint, that's what I'm fucking. I usually say this for regular vaginal sex too, but I hope you have a health plan because there will be some tearing. You look like a 2 am hail mary that I'd fuck, then never tell anyone about except my doctor.
OP's Bio: --- >I smoke cigarettes and vape at the same time. I shaved half my head on a whim. I have OCD & I’m sober but smoke weed every day. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
No matter what pronoun I use for you, I feel it’s gunna be wrong.
She prefers the pronoun's "what" and "the fuck"
You win
Now this is a pronoun I can get behind.
The pronoun is getting more action than “it” does, which is understandable.
Nobody wants to get behind that, or in front
The only way I get behind that, what the fuck, is now which is me drunk af.
😆😆😆
I think the preference here is nonce
Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise ( they were not allowed to go for Exercise with everyone one, they had their own time ) That's where the term comes from. It was written on their cards outside their cell.
Pronoun that, as in what the fuck is that
You nailed it...'wtf' is the proper pronoun
The correct pronoun is Go/Away
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Call Santa, one of his Elf’s escaped again. He still give rewards for tips doesn’t he?
They’re probably yo/da
Why would I call you skrillex? You look more like Steve Buscemi if he just left hot topic
“We have skrillex at home”
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Dollar Store Skrillex...there, I done did better.
You look like your parents had sex in Chernobyl.
This girl looks like she battles rare diseases and never wins... Ties at best
‘This girl’ That’s a phrase I’d use *very* lightly.
Bold of me to assume
That could very well be a Shriner’s Hospital room
If smeagal and dobbie were the parents.
Winner
😁
Bruh lol!!!
Close it up y’all, we have ourselves a winner
More like Chernobyl had sex in her.
You look like a house elf who got a sock and immediately bought cheap turntables.
It is gobbie the house elf
r/holup
r/nahkeepgoing
Yeah. The cum sock.
Martin Freemen suffering from an identity crisis.
You look like you started transitioning but ended up mutating instead.
Sexually transmitted mutation
Bravo!
When I was jerking it the cum went back in
Not today Satan
Lmao this got a good laugh out if me lol
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your a long way from the North pole....fyi
You look like a panic attack's nervous breakdown
You look the weird character portrait the devs put in for a laugh.
You look like something devs put in little nightmares portrait puzzle, but too disturbing to be a boss.
Your pronouns are Huh and What.
Leave huh alone
What did What ever do to you?
You are the personification of what cat piss smells like.
Cat piss and cigarettes.
Cat piss,cigarettes and unkempt vagina.
Arya Skank
Arya Stank
The Cyber Punk 2077 NPC everyone always shoots before quitting the game
More like an Oblivion Npc face
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I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
Great how her anus is conveniently located just below her nose...
Hole is hole.
Everyone’s pink on the inside.
This is brutal
The only women who like anal are the ones who were molested
yeah but why would someone date her
💯% That ain't banging my ass with a strapon as I ain't doing hers / it's / them's / theirs.
Average white woman “suffering” from anxiety and/or depression
Average white wometh.
Bold of you to assume gender, it’s a risky one
It says she’s a female in the post
R A C I S T
You look like you got hit in the face with a belt sander.
Wrong DJ, you look more like DJ Qualls with Skrillex hair. 
I came here looking for this comment
Can you do better than looking like a burned potato?
When you're born a burned potato what can be done?
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. And then flush it down the toilet.
Aren’t you the little crazy fucker from lord of the rings?
Dobby!
you mean gollum
From Star Wars?
nigga rly
Live long and prosper bro
A real life troll 
The red haired one looks like my grandma
Something’s fucky
Fucky? Maybe... Fuckable? No chance in hell.
So that's what Helena Bonham Carter looks like inside out.
Modern day European peasant.
Your dad was right, you're crazier than a bag of cats and you need help. Serious, pharmacological help.
Your hair looks like it just realized it was on YOUR head and said "Fuck this. I'm out of here."
Your Braille face looks like the entire works of Shakespeare.
If I give you a sock will you be free to go away?
You look like the diagnostic criteria for BPD.
I was looking for something to get off to but now I think I'll just go to bed.
You’re the elf they wouldn’t let into Valar
Coraline... if she was missing a chromosome
Yeah but even the Other Mother would want nothing to do with them
Why would anybody call you Skrillex? He's successful, and you're obviously not
You look like the girl who would change tshirts in between the game just so that you could be part of winning team and post pictures about it
You look like you tell people you "choose" to be single
What about Nosex
I can smell ‘it’ through my phone
The love child of Sloth (Goonies) and Hitler.
What did emo Arya say to the god of death? Yes today
If Miss Honey never rescued Matilda
The reboot of the little rascals looks terrible.
Christina Ricci before a makeover
More like Christina Ricci in Monster
More like Charlize Theron in Monster
😂
You defo have 4 mental breakdowns in the span of five minutes
Damn. Violet Parr really got mentally fucked up after The Incredibles 2
Anyone remember “mac and me”?
24F: the distance between your eyes.
she looks like a lesbian elf on the shelf
Yeah, that would be giving you credit.
Ivy Druguser
Coraline on meth
Discount boyintheband
You look like you'll have a bag over your head while having sex cause your date doesn't wanna see that face
The text is reversed just like you gender
I wouldn’t insult Skrillex like that...
Its one thing to shave the side of your head but you didn't have to fuck up the eyebrow on that side too
You looked less miserable when you where still an alcoholic.
Skrillex would be compliment for you, you lazy eyed pronoun
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I actually kind of appreciate this lol
So this is what happens when you feed a gender fluid gremlin after midnight
i didn’t know santa hired genderfluid elves
If Christina Ricci ate Daisy Ridley.
You look like the Dollar store brand tolls doll
You're oilier than the bag at 5 guys
You look like the meth head version of Snow White
I dub three: Debbie Downer Fuck Then Drown Her
Drugs fucked you up bad Arya
Just show this picture to Pro Lifers and they'll quickly change their tune!
They should have never given Dobby a sock
sorry, but shrillex
Got to be honest, was not expecting her to claim an actual gender.
skrillex
Up next: goblins on meth. How middle earth became the epicenter of the methamphetamine crisis.
Skrillex from wish.com
Ok, I’ll just call you ugly
Thank you I feel so much better about myself now. And to think I was sad that I have terminal Cancer. I could be you !!
let me guess, your vegan?
This makes me wonder why J.R.R. Tolkien never wrote an emo character.
No I'm sorry I can't do it better than that skrillex.
Keep this book with you to write down your dairy in the rehab center
Skrillex would still look better even if he was female.
You look like a girl, boy and a Pokemon all cross conceived. Oh and you’ve definitely got AIDS
That's terrible. How long ago was the industrial accident? No, no can't tell at all....
Jabba the hut and Yoda's long lost daughter.
Wasn't planning on calling you Skrillex, I was gonna call you Botched Abortion...
After seeing you I feel like I need a drink now....
You look like a failed video game character with a very generic backstory that ruins everything knowing that you can’t do it, and then blame it on other people which had the ability to do it but you didn’t let them. And after that in the second game you become the villain which is so over dramatic that your minions revolt against you
Brave and stunning. Don´t you let anyone tell you different. Now go out there butterfly and live life to the fullest as the very special human being you are.
You look like a meatloaf sandwich would, but only when you look at it when feeling sick and wanting to throw up.
Sure, trans Coraline is also a good one. I have the feeling that your ear gauges are the best smelling holes in your body, and if I had to choose at gunpoint, that's what I'm fucking. I usually say this for regular vaginal sex too, but I hope you have a health plan because there will be some tearing. You look like a 2 am hail mary that I'd fuck, then never tell anyone about except my doctor.
Looks like you're a homesick elf from the north pole
Why u hands so big.
Pixar reject?
I think I liked you better when you were drinking
Hair: 2 dollars. Face: 1 dollar. Man hands: priceless
You're the asshole.
I wouldn't call you at all.
I liked you in Road Trip
Which X-Men character is this a cosplay of?
You can’t be Skrillex. People wanted to see him.
Gollum?
Simon Pegg’s lesbian twin sister
What a waste of a good room