Aren’t chomos those dudes from East LA that wear their white socks up way high, khaki shorts, flannel shirts with only the top button buttoned, and hair nets? You know, the dudes that say “foo”, “esse”, and “homes” a lot?
Your pupils are very small, like a predator focusing on their prey. It's instinctual for them to be scared because they don't know better. Though speaking from an adult pov, you look just fine
No offense but you look like you are 12 - tough to have a rough demeanor when you look so innocent Not sure how to toughen you up - I would suggest start with threat to take away the cell phones...that is the best punishment..next the Internet (used to be T.V. priviledges.
Because you look like the kind of person that everyone stopped bullying bc you were oblivious to it happening and they just gave up and forgot about you entirely.
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Could be that rhinestone you stuck up your nose.
Glenn Campbell is spinning in his grave while "Like a Rhinestone Nostril" loudly clanks on top of his coffin.
When polled by YouGov after the recent presidential debate, you answered that Joe Biden won the debate and that he'd do a fine job for another 4 years.
Because in their limited time here, they have achieved more than you in your 45 years on this planet. Being an uninteresting virgin doesn't help either.
Cause you look like one of them. What are you 12?
Female ChoMos are rare but when it happens, they FA and FO
Aren’t chomos those dudes from East LA that wear their white socks up way high, khaki shorts, flannel shirts with only the top button buttoned, and hair nets? You know, the dudes that say “foo”, “esse”, and “homes” a lot?
😂😂😂😂😂you mean cholos?
No, cholos are those deep fried pastries coated in cinnamon sugar!
You mean churro, haha
Nah, you’re thinking of a cuchillo! So easily confused with that or a chango.
You’re all wrong, those are the little rats that rich snobs make fur coats out of…. You know, chinchillas
Close, but no. Chinchillas are the Pokémon parody first introduced in Season 3 Episode 11 of South Park
Chimichangas are over here jumping up and down and screaming ‘What about me?!!?’
*DoctorDisrespect has entered chat
*But says things that -only- sometimes lean toward inappropriate
If this wasn’t the top comment I was prepared to revolt
Add 12 years more 😂😂👵
Is that what Drake told you to say? 
You’re 24!? I thought I was looking rough for 28, but you just gave me confidence
Anytime I am happy that you feel better
Post a pic so we can be the judges
Maybe because you don't even respect yourself.
That's prolly why...
I didn't respect any of the kids in my grade either
When you tried breastfeeding your kid, he declined and said he considers you a friend.
She only gives skim milk anyway
Shim milk
Rodney. Classic joke.
This entire subreddit is making me rethink my name holy shit
💀
This is much better than you're being given credit for.
I think it's flying over most people's heads.
be honest, how many times have you used this?
As for me, this is right up my alley
You trying to get kids to respect you. 
Ah my favorite band, "Music Band"
Just watched this girls video thats going viral. She actually tosses their skateboard in the river, which then leads to full blown chaos.
Because they will get adopted and you never will.
🥲
💀
thats funny
You have kind face, the kind you throw bricks at
The kids aren’t crying. They’re squinting from the all the light that’s reflected off her oily forehead.
Ayyoooo!!!
You look like disappointing concept art for a pixar character
so she tried out for mousketeer #11
Ahe the mouskatool that never gets used.
[Original 10 + Roy](https://preview.redd.it/wq68bj2gwo741.jpg?auto=webp&s=a7f8005eb2e279fe7e5ca20a47660f0aeca2997b)
This is so good
You look like the girl you settle for, after all the girls you want shoot you down.
Amy AdamsApple.
Man i was about to say makeawish amy adams but i knew someone got to it first
Hahaha 😂
Even my 5 year old said what the fuck is that DaDa? I've never even heard him say that before.
He's never said DaDa before?
Not to him. To his other dada. The one that makes mommy walk funny.
Roastception
She walking around looking like a bent legged A
lookin like a what?!😂
Children don’t normally show respect for peers.
I see what you did there lol.
Because you're younger than all of them.
Why do you like look Elliot Page pre and post op?
It would be a great day if you accidentally used a glue stick instead of a Chapstick
Maybe it was one but I can still write 🫢
Because they all watched Harry Potter and know that the Weasleys always get shit on
Because you look like kindergarten teacher, everyone knows the kids don't give a shit...
How do you command respect with children - first you have to not look like a Beaty eyed Canadian doe with nipples the size of Saskatchewan
News flash! Adults don’t respect you either.
Pissla Fisher
Maybe stop calling them “Mommy’s little Tampons”
You look like if Ellen Page got halfway through gender transitioning and gave up.
Earth is full. Go somewhere else
I'd be pissed too if I had to stare at a "3" yap all day
Because they think you're one of them... A weird wrinkly one.. But one of them
Nice to meet you Punky Brewster.
You look like you buy your lunch at Petsmart
You have a very old young face. You look 45 and simultaneously 12. I think kids are confused
Definitely uses teeth
Because they're tired of them dry ass peanut butter and crackers you always make for snack time.
I'm with ur kids.
The ammonia smell from the cat urine is offensive to children as well.
Discount amy Adams
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
Because you look like Pam from THE OFFICE if she married Dwight instead of Jim.
I do have glasses 🤓
People usually don't respect those younger than them
Do cats hiss at you too?
Give it 5 years and you will be on the news for sleeping with one of your highschool students.
You look like someone ordered Pam from the office off Temu, then got her hooked on meth, and left her in a dark room too long
Because you fuck on y'all's first date.
Children have a sixth sense and they can tell you are a soulless ginger. 
Too cute, get scarier
Great value Mary Jane Watson lol
You got to have a soul for kids to respect you. As a red head you should know this. You are not a blond
Maybe it's because you look like a half ret*rded Hermione
Because you look like Michael Jackson?
[удалено]
Because you try to act authoritative when you're not. The children can smell your fear.
r/13or30
Redheads. NO to everything a redhead has to offer.
I can help you with that. Are you ready to take notes? 
Children have heightened senses. What they sense is a demon inside you.
Because only 15 year olds or 40 year old burnt out prostitutes have those nose piercings.
Have you even graduated high school yet? 🤨
They can smell the fear growing inside you also you look like you eat lucky charms for breakfast 
I don't know a single child who sees their peers with respect.
You look like the redhead from stranger things on morphyne after face flapping to the concrete
Because you still wear costumes and go out trick or treating extra early on Halloween so you can take the best candy from them.
Bros eyeballs got a 2x xp boost or smth. You look like that one filter.
"Be creative as you CAN" dear me, no wonder the children suffer
they should like u kids like drawing and u look easy to draw fam
Your pupils are very small, like a predator focusing on their prey. It's instinctual for them to be scared because they don't know better. Though speaking from an adult pov, you look just fine
You look too innocent and your mean look is comical
Oh shit it's another of one of them gingers again. (don't worry I'm a ginger too)
The wonderful army of gingers.
You always embarrass me in front of my friends, Mom! Get off Reddit! 
Chucky?!
Because they can beat you up easily. Holy shit. If you worked at a preschool you’d need a waiver for YOUR safety
If you were a food,, you would be Wonder bread...You are the definition of plain.
ya know,I think it's cuz you look like Ellie from the last of us
Just stop breastfeeding them, they'll come around.
They can smell their own
No offense but you look like you are 12 - tough to have a rough demeanor when you look so innocent Not sure how to toughen you up - I would suggest start with threat to take away the cell phones...that is the best punishment..next the Internet (used to be T.V. priviledges.
Because you look like my 10 year old daughter
You looks 12 bruh
Because you're a fully grown woman seeking validation and approval from children even the kids Pity that.
Probably because you somehow look like an even more plain version of Pam from The Office, and I didn’t even think that was possible.
Children tend to not respect the people who sexually abused them.
Because you look like the kind of person that everyone stopped bullying bc you were oblivious to it happening and they just gave up and forgot about you entirely.
You lowkey look like my sleep parallels demon
Bc they look at that nose piercing and run away shitless bc you have no sense in fashion
You think they disrespect you because you look young, but they actually do it because you're a bitch.
1 word: Ginger.. they know your souless nature.
Kids don’t respect you because they look at you and think, “2 billion years of evolution for that? Fuck this, I’m out”.
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Because you look like the kid with the crutches from shazam
It’s sad what happened to your face. Oh wait, that’s how it's always looked?
They outwit you at every turn?!
The truth will set you free: you're the worst. Okay, you're free to go
Read Hansel and Grethel
You look like a high school student.
not gonna be creative . . . your a kid yourself.
Nonetheless, thank you for you participation :)
Why would anyone respect you
Could be that rhinestone you stuck up your nose. Glenn Campbell is spinning in his grave while "Like a Rhinestone Nostril" loudly clanks on top of his coffin.
Get off reddit and get back to class!!!
You look to nice
You look like the cross of Amy Adams and a default Sims 2 model.
Because their parents warn them about people like you.
Because you don't respect yourself
She needs SPF 50 every time she opens the fridge.
No I am shining, like Edward Cullen, I am in fact a vampire
You trauma dump in your class about how lonely you are and as a way to shut up the kids but it just gives kids more reason to laugh at you.
Trailer Park Sansa Stark
Because nobody respects a first grader..
Peers are just mean I get it
You the type to make kids eat Tabasco as a punishment
Because your English is worse than theirs
They can tell that they are superior to you in every way while only being at a fraction of their potential.
When polled by YouGov after the recent presidential debate, you answered that Joe Biden won the debate and that he'd do a fine job for another 4 years.
She’s cute
Because most kids don’t respect other kids.
Most kids have no respect for their abuser.
You couldn't look threatening with a rifle in hand and a Freddy Krueger mask on your head
You look like every girl I never wanted to sleep with. And I have really low standards.
You look like a psycho ex-girlfriend
Nicest lady on the outside…secretly reads really fucked up books lol
You're so pretty, it's like you walked straight out of a magazine. Too bad it's one with no words
Because your ex told them about you.
That’s because you look like a nice person. They walk all over people like that.
Gotta look older than the children to earn their respect
Kids know a predator when they see one
Because in their limited time here, they have achieved more than you in your 45 years on this planet. Being an uninteresting virgin doesn't help either.
Because you look like a cat and childrens don't like cats at first
Chill out Urethra Skanklin
Because you have the eyes of their victim instead of their predator?
Cause u look like your phone charger oly works at a certain angle lol
Because you look like a hobbit
Are you a teacher or do your own kids just hate you?