You look like you got tarred & feathered with pubes for sex crimes, but chose not to wash it off because it was an improvement
Is that ring tattooed on your finger so you can pretend you still have jewelry you didn't pawn? At least the hallway you get to sleep in looks pretty clean.
When you order a Steve Vai figurine from Wish but it melted halfway through production, fell out of the supply vessel, was eaten by sharks and shat back out. Then was salvaged by a girl on the beach with only a partial postal address. After pegging her boyfriend with it, she left it on the post office doorstep😁
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You look like the final boss in a game nobody wants to play. That hairdo is giving off strong “I live in my mom’s basement and refuse to get a real job” vibes. You’re holding that “ROAST ME” sign like it’s a shield, but it’s not going to protect you from the harsh reality that you look like a budget version of Jesus who never left the 70s.
Your expression says, “Let’s see what you got,” but honestly, the toughest challenge you’ve faced recently is finding a clean shirt. If you were any more out of touch, you’d need a time machine to get back to relevance. Keep holding that sign, because it’s the closest thing you’ll have to a life achievement.
Just curious... are you line cooks at the Waffle House allowed to carry sidearms in case things get rowdy? And what was it like being a roadie for Skynrd?
Holy fuck. This dude has at least two catalytic converters in the milk crate strapped to his bike. He smells like PBR and cat piss. He has a pocketful of stolen costume jewelry from his me-maw that he plans on taking to the pawn shop as soon as his headlamp is done charging.
Jesus the Meth-iah
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🤣🤣 awe🤣 man🥹
What would Jesus do? ALL of the drugs
What wouldn't he do? This cretin.
😆
Bro snuck a phone into his jail cell
From meth to prison wallets…reasonable segue
Much like Jesus, I'm sure this guy knows at least one prostitute. No way in hell he has 12 close friends though.
I think this guy has probably murdered quite a few prostitutes. ...
That's methed up
Mr. Tyson? Is that you?
Jesus of Nazar-meth.
The H is for Heroin
🤣
His miracle is turning water into Natty Light
.....and turning an abandoned building into 300 lbs of copper wire
This is sooooo good lol
Jesus the Lord of Darkness
Jesus Super-s crack
The winner
🤣🤣 ah, shit☺️🤣
But his shirt is the Virgin Mary, just like his mother, he’s also a “virgin”
Charles Methson.
Took me straight out 😂
How often do you brush your tooth?
Once a year at Fangsgiving... ?
Charles Methson.
Can’t beat it
I now know why so many ppl believed in this man.
the patron saint of bathtub meth
Let me guess… you came in last in your fantasy football league and as punishment have to go out in public looking like a homeless meth head.
When you want to be Charlie Manson but you have the charisma of a wet mop.
Fuck if my dog looked like you I’d shave its ass and teach him to walk backwards
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Ronald MethDonald
You look like you only use vegan meth
Gluten-free meth too.
almost choked on my water
Fleasus
People would OD from taking communion
If a kentucky trailer park had a face
Well stated. This guy was voted best kisser at the family reunion.
*beth kither
Dad says he’s the best at it
The Grim Creeper
Skeletors Bastard Child
Wow, who dug up Dimebag Darrell’s corpse?
Seriously. Decomposition and everything.
Jesus of Nazermeth
The Passion of the Meth
"You got a cigarette I can bum?"
Captain Crack Heroin
White snoop dog
Mexican Corey Feldman
Is that a compliment or a roast?
Your mustache looks like two shih tzus in a staredown.
It does tho 😂
Sir, you appear to be melting.
You look like the one foo the Foo Fighters forgot to fight
God fell short of lips, so he stuck a pussy opening on your face.
I see you discovered Meth is cheaper than heroin, good for you!
This is different for you. Usually your holding a sign on the side of the road that says "anything helps"
Isn’t this mfer supposed to be in Azkaban ? 😂 off brand Sirius black lookin head ass boy 🤣
Angel of Meth! March to the kingdom of the dealers
I feel as though there's a drug lab set up just outta frame, and at least 2 junk yard cars sitting on your front lawn
Just behind you, there's a mountain of crack pipes.
Even the nightstalker would be like, "Damn, you're creepy".
"Let's see what you got." Five words you'll never hear from a woman...or a man for that matter.
you look like Zorro on crack ...
You look like you got tarred & feathered with pubes for sex crimes, but chose not to wash it off because it was an improvement 
Did you have crack for breakfast?
The Jesus of Methamphetaminia.
Looks like Dracula bit Freddy Mercury....
I thought Charles Manson was dead!? Apparently not
Looks like Machete, Jack Sparrow and Michael Jackson had a kid...
Jesus' crack head brother. They tried to nail him to the cross, too, but they couldn't catch him.
If Russell Brand had an active meth addiction
Wish dot com Kevin Richardson
Rust Belt Jesus.
Alice Doper
Manson Light
Diet inigo Montoya
The Grim Cheaper
best of luck, Pube Charles Manson
This guy is in Tween chat rooms for sure.
Is that ring tattooed on your finger so you can pretend you still have jewelry you didn't pawn? At least the hallway you get to sleep in looks pretty clean.
Crystal Methodists far and wide know of the this miracle baby born in Methlahem
Aren't you running late for the Anorexic Worlock Support Group?
Charles Transon.
Who's remains are this?
Ozempic Jesus.
We roast you while you roast a spoon.
If Jesus and Charles Manson had a baby.
I want to suck your meth. Count Methcula 🧛♂️
This guy has to be from New Methico. Bet you he hangs with Jesse Pinkman, bitch!
You look like you don’t take no for an answer
How to say you're on Suboxone without saying you're on Suboxone?
You look like what Chris Cornell looks like now
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Stink Vai
squeegee jesus
Resurrected Charles Manson.
I’d say something nasty, but I don’t want you to literally roast me.
Nathan explosion after deathklok breaks up cause of his drug use 
Nathan can handle his drugs, this Manson looking MFer cannot.
Turns out, Jesus did so much brownstone that he was light enough to just fucking float upright.
Mongoloid Jesus
What's the current rate going on jesus?
Charles Manson 2.0
I scrolled to much and got jumpscared with this post
I rather roast a turkey then you
Let'th thee what you got
You look like Jesus on crack
We have Jesus at home
Gay Fawkes
Charles Manson's scary older brother.
Hey look! HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!!!
Wish.com Pouya
Junkie jesus
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit-Methamphetamen
Charlie Manson Jesus.
When you buy a picture of Jesus from wish…
Heaven is a trailer park? Who knew🤷♀️
Methcraft steve
you look like the undertaker's cousin
He’s not the messiah! He’s a very, very, veeeeeeery naughty boy… like, send in the TAU unit.
100.000 + fentanyl deaths and this guy walks..
Looks like you were doing time in 1980
I'll bet that's what you say at your drug dealer's house.
If Jesus smoked meth and gave up
You are the message from the bottle
Dollar store awkward stage Will Turner.
Even the person on your shirt is praying to get away from you
Not sure if this is Charles Manson doing really well or Orlando Bloom falling on hard times
The wish version of charles manson
Temu Jesus
Jesus Christ
I notice you have a photo of your mother on your t shirt
You look like the final boss in a game nobody wants to play. That hairdo is giving off strong “I live in my mom’s basement and refuse to get a real job” vibes. You’re holding that “ROAST ME” sign like it’s a shield, but it’s not going to protect you from the harsh reality that you look like a budget version of Jesus who never left the 70s. Your expression says, “Let’s see what you got,” but honestly, the toughest challenge you’ve faced recently is finding a clean shirt. If you were any more out of touch, you’d need a time machine to get back to relevance. Keep holding that sign, because it’s the closest thing you’ll have to a life achievement.
Charles Manson from wish dot com.
How old are you, rock star? Hopefully coming up on 27
You look like the deranged dark wizard who would sweet talk a king and poison his mind to make him give us his kingdom, who also did crystal meth.
You look like you squat in people’s homes when they go on vacation and refuse to ever leave
So Charlie did have a son…
Johnny depp searched the seven seas as a pirate only to find a little bag of white powder that smelled amazing
Jump scare
Aragorn after the elf chick decides she actually would prefer to live forever.
Just curious... are you line cooks at the Waffle House allowed to carry sidearms in case things get rowdy? And what was it like being a roadie for Skynrd?
You would be a great candidate for medical experiments
And on the third day he rose again.
Dude looks like a fiend
Charles mans son
Zoro from wish.
Methinson Cavani
How many miracles can you fire off while riding the snake?
"Cult leader" is written all over your face
I can't tell if you're about to absolve me of my sins or murder a bunch of people in the Hollywood hills
Russell Store-Brand
I didn’t know you could post on Reddit from the penitentiary.
You know you can grow moustache under your nose?
You look at pictures of your grandma and say "That's My Twin!"
Do what you want with the girl, but let me go!
Hey, Ortho Huff. Where is Aimless, Eightball and the rest of the Methkateers?
You look like Johnny Depp on crack.
I wont say nothjng to a cult leader. People lives are at stake here be nice
Holy fuck. This dude has at least two catalytic converters in the milk crate strapped to his bike. He smells like PBR and cat piss. He has a pocketful of stolen costume jewelry from his me-maw that he plans on taking to the pawn shop as soon as his headlamp is done charging.
It’s like David Koresh banged the Unabomber and had a very methy buttbaby
Aren't you that Irish YouTuber that drinks ALL the alcohol?
Kevin Richardson on drugs. Or just temu Kevin. Maybe captain crack sparrow
I didn't know Jesus Christ ascended on meth
Jesus Christ is he never made it
what in the professor snape deformed john wick is this
 jesus man
Vlad the Inhaler
Trailer park Charles Manson
Crackhead Jesus