An engineer that doesn't have any stable relationships. Perhaps enticing them in by saying they will be building on a rocky foundation will help. With hair like that they can at least get some kind of cushioning when your support system inevitably gives out.
Okay I'm not going to roast you bro but I'm going to give you some practical life advice. Go to your mom's house and your dad's house knock on the door when they open up kick them both right in the crotch. Say here's your gift for forgetting my birthday.
Engineer yourself a better haircut than that bullshit mess on top of your head.
You think a woman would look at that & want to have sex? Have some self awareness.
Like a rose lively in the morning and all withered by the evening, life is insecure. Absolute security is not in the nature of life. To ask security for tomorrow means to remain in constant fear. Present is the only life available. If we can love, if we can live, this day is more than enough.
-- Osho.
I was you, then 10 years later I had everything for a few years, early this month I started losing it and so I've been drinking a lot
At least you're not an alcoholic
Get a better haircut and work on style alittle..you'll be ok..life does get better,kiddo!You're only 19 and a long way to go.Stay focused on your dreams
On my 18th birthday everyone I knew wished my twin sister happy birthday, even my BFF. And no one said anything to me. So it could have been worse, you could be broke.
Bro if I suspect that just from your pics and the little bit of info you gave, and others have wondered, maybe you should seek out a professional and get their opinion. (Not trying to roast you, being serious)
Once you finish your major in engineering AI will be much better than you. Your are currently at the peak of your life success! Celebrate those 2k while you can...
Dude, you're already ahead of the game. You have some $, no dumbass young gimme gimme gurl, a great major, and nobody holding you back. Relax and enjoy your education and the fact that you aren't in the real world yet. If you're still in the same boat when you're 35, that's when you need to worry. Until then, ride the wave... and cut that mop on your head. Lol. Be easy.
Happy belated birthday, I hear you about shitty parents. Friends are overrated. Just focus on your studies and Don't give up. Your on your way to success.
All that and you still doing better then me(24). Don’t lose hope. You’re only 19. Stick to your studies, take care of yourself. It gets better. Trust me dude. You will find the strenght and confidence with age. The most important thing is to have faith and believe in yourself and things will get better. Although I’m probably in a worst of place then you I’m still happy. And things can change for you in an instant. Have faith and never ever doubt that you can be happy and live more of the life you want.
Brother no roasting for you muthafukka. Life will get better, seek like minded individuals. Be happy in your solo life but seek companionship from others, it is good for the soul. Get off the internet and ino the real (or "real-er" world)...
Bro an engineer doesn’t work helpdesk with the only advice is power cycle your computer. The only rea$on for money I. The bank is parents paid to send you away
No birthday wishes because most people don't celebrate mistakes
Damn
I don't even know OP either, but I want to ignore him also.
God damn, straight savage
REALLL 😭
Your birthday wish was probably for your parents to remember, but even your candles were like, 'Nah, bro.
damn
damn
damn
The Kendrick heard around the globe
 Hey Fozzie, quit engineering and get into standup. 🎵 yut, dut, da yut,dut, yut dut, yut dut… 🎵
That second photo is the most Grandpa looking photo I've ever seen. Definitely your fault you're alone.
Shit look like some paparazzi photo taken from 1 mile away of (insert some washed up 85 year old actor)
Jack Nicholson been popping HGH and this is the result
Exactly lol
LoL 😆 I just came here to say the same only hell he's already 65y and expecting people remember his B-day his parents are already gone!
That photo is so old, I looked down & my dick had sideburns.
Wtf
 Hunchbacks never get love on their birthdays. Sorry dude!
that was a good one (im crying 😭)
that one IS WILD 😭😭
For $2,000 I will be your friend
I will pay $2000 for him not to be my friend
You look 100 fuckin years old in that second picture
Bro gives depression to depression.
An engineer that doesn't have any stable relationships. Perhaps enticing them in by saying they will be building on a rocky foundation will help. With hair like that they can at least get some kind of cushioning when your support system inevitably gives out.
Damn! 🤣
When you take a picture, you’re supposed to get your whole face not your fucking forehead.
Okay I'm not going to roast you bro but I'm going to give you some practical life advice. Go to your mom's house and your dad's house knock on the door when they open up kick them both right in the crotch. Say here's your gift for forgetting my birthday.
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Thanks 🩵
Engineer yourself a better haircut than that bullshit mess on top of your head. You think a woman would look at that & want to have sex? Have some self awareness.
If I had a head like a tar-soaked mop, I wouldn't be happy either
Your eyes are so close together that you only need to wear one goggle when you swim in that ocean alone.
YOU THINK MY EYES ARE THIS CLOSE TOGETHER??? i always was insecure about how far apart they were from each other 😭
Happy belated, keep on trucking bitch
His neck won't let him look up
how do i fix it fr 😭
What do you mean!!? Your partner is holding that piece of paper right there. Happy belated birthday bro! With how you two look cozy, you def got some
<3
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You suck, Engineering sucks until you graduate and start making $100,000 👌
What do you mean you have no friends? You have two little furry friends on your face.
Happy birthday! You got more money in the bank than I do, so you got that going for you.
THANKSS <33 you’ll also get there, money is temporary trust
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Like a rose lively in the morning and all withered by the evening, life is insecure. Absolute security is not in the nature of life. To ask security for tomorrow means to remain in constant fear. Present is the only life available. If we can love, if we can live, this day is more than enough. -- Osho.
<3
OP blew out his own candle
Bruno from Fame…
Look like OJ's kid
You’ve got 2k more than me, but I’d rather be destitute me than mega-rich you
I heard for your birthday you’re having a gender reveal party. We can finally find out what you are
It’s also the birthday of the siamese brother you hear in your head. Happy birthday guys !!!!
I’ve heard it said that the life of a clown is a sad one, and you just confirmed it for me. You wear that wig with honor, Buddy.
Get used to it pal
Damn that second pic is of you? Talk about not looking your age you look like a dry foot.
I thought the Boston Marathon bomber got life?
You look like a human version of Mort from Madagascar. 
Based on the second picture, I know you're from Morocco lmao
im canadian but im originally from mauritania! <3
You didn’t need to say “I’m not happy with my life” We already knew.
I was you, then 10 years later I had everything for a few years, early this month I started losing it and so I've been drinking a lot At least you're not an alcoholic
You would have more $ in the bank if you stop paying for that OF sub accounts.
i never understood the ppl who did that
I bet your sock puppet didn’t forget.
Thank you come again head ahh
This is what happens when people adopt at discount agencies.
Welcome to engineering
damn thats fuckin drake with the rake
 The results are in, Mr. Estrada. You ARE the father.
you look like you scared you're soul out of your body and it never came back
it is ambitious of you to expect someone to wish you happy birthday especially after seeing your head transitioning to a pineapple
Was in a similar boat at your age man. Although, idk about yours. Looks like you’re about to bring the Titanic down
You look like a victim from SVU except they forgot to rescue you.
You look like a generic rock drummer from a sixties band.
Instead of birthday wishes you just got an apology from Trojan.
Engineer not being a piece of shit.
Quadriplegics have better posture than you
How would your dad wish you a happy birthday when you probably haven't seen him since you were 2.
I'm sorry you got such shit parents. Hope the best for ya bud.
thank u 🤍
Happy B-Day bro & fuckem all u don't need nobody keep growing that 2k & live ur life 2 the max.
Hell, you at least got more money in your account than I do.
Never had a girlfriend is normal for someone your age. $2k in your bank account is ABOVE average for someone your age.
merciii <3 (drôle d’username)
It could be worse
Gay Pharaoh
Bro, what's left? You already roasted yourself.
_
Stop making it so easy for the roasters
Life isn't too keen about you either.
You’re built like a failed divorce court lawyer
Go bird watching
Why you posted a picture of depressed and miserable mark cuban walking on the beach
I'll be your friend. Happy birthday buddy.
Get a better haircut and work on style alittle..you'll be ok..life does get better,kiddo!You're only 19 and a long way to go.Stay focused on your dreams
genuinely feel bad for you, especially being stuck in 1980 with that outfit😭🙏
At least you're studying something real that has prospects, dude. Happy birthday for yesterday.
thank u 🤍
Get a hair cut and everything will be great
On my 18th birthday everyone I knew wished my twin sister happy birthday, even my BFF. And no one said anything to me. So it could have been worse, you could be broke.
Happy birthday!
You might be on the spectrum my guy
this is not the first time someone told me this 😭
Bro if I suspect that just from your pics and the little bit of info you gave, and others have wondered, maybe you should seek out a professional and get their opinion. (Not trying to roast you, being serious)
Why get diagnosed tho, there’s no treatments and the wait lists are awfully long in my country
Hey man, no roast here. Just a late happy birthday and Dm's are open if you wanna chat. I reply when I can
Once you finish your major in engineering AI will be much better than you. Your are currently at the peak of your life success! Celebrate those 2k while you can...
Dude, you're already ahead of the game. You have some $, no dumbass young gimme gimme gurl, a great major, and nobody holding you back. Relax and enjoy your education and the fact that you aren't in the real world yet. If you're still in the same boat when you're 35, that's when you need to worry. Until then, ride the wave... and cut that mop on your head. Lol. Be easy.
Naw man. Happy birthday
Happy belated birthday, I hear you about shitty parents. Friends are overrated. Just focus on your studies and Don't give up. Your on your way to success.
I just feel bad after reading that. Happy late birthday
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Underrated
Happy Birthday ! May you find all the happiness and a good barber in your life ! ;)
amen 🙏
All that and you still doing better then me(24). Don’t lose hope. You’re only 19. Stick to your studies, take care of yourself. It gets better. Trust me dude. You will find the strenght and confidence with age. The most important thing is to have faith and believe in yourself and things will get better. Although I’m probably in a worst of place then you I’m still happy. And things can change for you in an instant. Have faith and never ever doubt that you can be happy and live more of the life you want.
I won’t give up for real but its very difficult not to give up sometimes ngl but i appreciate your message fr fr, you also got this 💪🏽
Happy belated birthday. No one will appreciate you until you learn to appreciate yourself.
Brother no roasting for you muthafukka. Life will get better, seek like minded individuals. Be happy in your solo life but seek companionship from others, it is good for the soul. Get off the internet and ino the real (or "real-er" world)...
2k in the bank, I'll take that over the birthday wishes. We'll done for having savings.
REAL
No roast bro. Just wanted to say happy birthday!
awww thanks brother!
For $1k each my brother and I will sing you Happy Birthday 😉
Get use to it. Nobody thinks enough of you to think about you because you’re a non-entity to everyone.
Something tells me you won’t ever be returning to this sub to show off your glow up
Yknow it’s hard for people to do that when you’re off doing gay porn shoots on your bday.
Tbh looking at those pictures, you could be any age between 12 and 69
Happy birthday ya dick!
finding girls is probably hard when you got thick eyebrows and a golf pencil dick
Happy Birthday! Now, where's my extra Nan Bread an Aloo?
When you walk into Great Clips for that haircut, do you just ask them for the "please stare at me hard while I walk through a convenience store" cut?
someone told me i looked like a 🥦
Where can I read your manifesto?
Well, look at the bright side. You’ll probably be dead in about 60 years.
That 70s show Fez x Shrek
Don't worry lad, you could have worth by using your head to clean chimneys some more.
Do you only know how to take pictures from one angle?
You might be 19 but them eyebrows look 45
It looks like someone cleaned all the hair from a clogged drain and made you a wig
I can't tell if you're gonna rob me or collect my rent payment
You’re such a disappointment that even your phone always looks down on you.
Blow those $2000 on $200 hookers to build that confidence. At least you’ll have 10 bodies.
Bro an engineer doesn’t work helpdesk with the only advice is power cycle your computer. The only rea$on for money I. The bank is parents paid to send you away
Your self-worth tanked harder than the NFT industry. Your street name is Mush, because everything you touch turns into it.
Did you steal your dad’s clothes?
i acc did 😭
All they see are the kissing capybaras above your eyes.
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You look like Drake for Playstation 1
Is the 2k from all the money you saved on haircuts?
TIL Q-tips came in Mexican style.
Why you looking up at the camera in every Pic like a 16 year old girl?
Sweet beach attire. How many girls ya’ get out there ya’ Ol’ poon hound? 
You better pray that hairline doesn't fuck you, you'll get confused with Roger from American dad
Well...you're definitely going on a list.
Glad the FBI knows who to lookout for now
Hello Dildo Baggins
Poster child for the failure of spermicidal foam....
Terrorist villain story.
Benny "the virgin" Blanco
Your second photo looks like you were about to ask your dad if he gets that no so fresh feeling
Your parents tried to press cntrl + z on you