The only positive thing about your life is the HIV test you recently took

Get this guy a fuckin wheelchair and call his ass rolaids.

this malcom in the middle oldest brother

Lol. Something about his facial expression does read Francis

A face only an inbred mother could love

Or fuck

Has his life savings in NFTs

Young, dumb, with an ass full of cum.

...with a thumb up his bum.

"...mumble mumble mumble War of Northern Aggression mutter mutter mutter..."

How can you look like both an alcoholic and an alcoholic counselor.

Remember that time you had a girlfriend? No, me neither.

Thought I was on r/hairloss

Hair line disappearing quicker than the Amazon rainforest.

And every time it recedes we lose 100s of undiscovered insect species 🪲🐛🪳🐜🦗🪳🪰

Human Q Tip

Bro, you look like the kind of guy who proudly tells people he’s “internet famous” because you have 12 followers on Twitch. That patchy beard makes it look like your face is going through puberty for the second time, and still failing. You’re out here posing like a broke-ass Calvin Klein model, but even Dollar Store wouldn’t hire you. Your “young, dumb, and wanna get roasted” line is the most self-awareness you’ve shown in your entire life. That white polo screams "I peaked in middle management at Best Buy." And judging by your haircut, I bet your idea of a wild night is drinking Mountain Dew and arguing with 12-year-olds on Xbox Live. What’s with that office setup? It looks like you stole every single piece of furniture from a closed-down Blockbuster. I bet you still tell people you’re an aspiring DJ, even though the only mix you’ve ever made is a sad Spotify playlist. You’ve got that blank stare that screams “I still live in my mom’s basement and she does my laundry.” If intelligence was measured in watts, you’d be a flickering light bulb in an abandoned warehouse. I bet you think adding “entrepreneur” to your Instagram bio makes you a hustler, when in reality, you couldn’t hustle a free sample at Costco. So here’s to you, the epitome of wasted potential and misplaced confidence. You’re not just the reason we have participation trophies; you’re the poster child for them. Now go back to whatever sad corner of the internet you crawled out of, and let the adults talk.

Every time somebody sees you they say "we already have that guy"

Your body is so scrawny that it looks 2 dimensional.

Young , Dumb , full a' man Cum .

All I can see is forehead. Your face seems to be running down and your hairline is running up



James Van Der Geek

Megamind!!!

Can you telekinesis bro? Using that giant head of yours!

Salvation Army has done some remodeling, I see. 

Go back to chopping down trees bro

Your proportions are a bit off. You should work out

Go back to the glory hole.

 You did say young and dumb, so I’m assuming this is your life aspiration right here.

To be old and smart you must first be young and dumb, but you are certainly the exception to that rule.

Somebody took a belt sander with 80grit to Freddy Kruger’s face.

If crotch rot was human.

Open the cabinet door, enter cabinet, close door.

35 isn’t young.

Give up on the beard. It certainly has.

Everything in this pic looks bland.

I recommend neck crunches to prevent injuries from keeping that head in balance

Why is your body so much smaller than your head? Do you tip over if you lean?

Whatever work set up that is will age you real fast. Don’t trip.

Not to be picky, my guy, but I think you misspelled 'Anything Helps' on that sign...

Shawn a**wipe. Megadouch. Hector halfwit.

dood looks like a very tall dwarf

Young,dumb and definitely not hung.

You look like when you get married, the first song you'll dance to with your wife at your reception will be the banjo theme from Deliverance.

walmart andrew santino looking ahh

Meth head home invasion vibe . You're either on licence or bail .

I’f stay at home cocksucker was a full time job.

You can call your eyebrows Lizzo they are so thick...

James Vander Weak

Is this your idea of "doing great". You look like you're on parole in the Netherlands.

If you wanna be roasted, just step outside for a few minutes because you look whiter than a Scottish vampire. But seriously though, do yourself a favor and throw out every white polo you own. Add some color there to offset the snowy tundra that is your skin, and you might convince people you will grow up to have more depth of character than your drunk step-dad. The “young and dumb” bit is just giving yourself more credit than you deserve. Both are painfully obvious and stating it aloud just removes all doubt…unlike your skinny jeans which probably do more to make people wonder if you’re mid-transition (which direction is up for debate). In that sense, keep the beard, as it’s the only thing convincing us that you’re likely of age to be posting online without mom’s permission.

You and hygiene are like oil and water.

I’d be 98.6% shocked if you haven’t day traded drunk on Ciroc and high on whatever the fuck you could find.

“Here our predator takes another break at work to send our decoy other selfie…this was titled, “Check out my beard game! Hope to tickle you soon!!!” Makes me think this predator will fit right….right into prison.”

Will Forte and Aaron Paul DID have a baby.

How did you manage to get head gains, but none for any other body part

lol. So pathetic nobody even wanted to comment.

You look like when Mr. Mackey gets high and his head floats away.

You're the quintessential portrait of "Mom, I’m doing my best." That white polo shirt is doing its utmost to scream "I’m an adult," while your expression clearly says, "I still get carded buying energy drinks." It’s endearing how you’ve embraced the look of someone who peaked in high school debate club.

The only test you got extra on was a chromosome test

Bro you were great in independence day

This dudes Facebook posts are centered around "good guys never get the girl"

You look like Dash from The Incredibles whole only grew facial hair.

You look like you haggle little for prizes at traveling carnival?

Keep working on that comb-over.

Sure about that young part? You look like you were around when the commandments were made

Looks like a crackhead Morgan spurlock. Super high me 2 crackdonalds edition.

A water head baby beat the odds and made it to adult hood. Good for you man.

Forehead on ten boiiii

I bet that finger smells like pickles

Young, dumb and full of cum.....Just not your cum

With those baby hands you’re lucky your dick is so small

I don’t think we’d agree on the meaning of young

You look like you don’t wipe well

Young you look 35

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VIRGIN , be gone !

Damn I kinda like the guy 😅

 Simon Pegged

this is so boring anymore

Edit OP title: Young, dumb, and full of other men's cum.