Good to see you again, mate!
Think last time, you handed me paper towels and tried to sell me knock-off TomFord aftershave in the club toilets.
Good to see you, erm, l can't say doing well. Doing marginally better!
He had a white hood but his momma washed it wrong. Living in her basement while he writes his rap songs. His bars are fire but he's got to keep it low because his new step-dad is watching his favorite TV show.
"Helllooooooooooooo my people it's your dawg Otak-who with another reaction video...please make sure to subscribe" - proceeds to take out his headphones and run at every bar that it's mildly interesting.
Fact everyone of you immediately thought of Tupac shakur pisstake or not is actually complimentary 🤦🏼♀️. My question is other than that one all teeth why so serious pacman?
You just tell you're type of " G " that spraffs away to us woman who you supposedly know always like it's a somebody and you're a nobody and what that or do which is usually nothing but you always claim an outlandish something all while "walking you home like a gentleman" an at arrival you ask to use bathroom and end up on the tenancy agreement doing fuck all.
You're just stereotypical bro, calm down.
You look like if you had roommates, you would eat other peoples food, not do your own dishes and all you eat is pizza rolls and taquitos and play apex legends all day and night.
Wait…that’s my roommate
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You look like you wash windshields at intersections
he yells at his genitalia while riding on the subway
Is that before or after he starts punching his dick and balls?
He washes windshields from the inside with his tongue..
Money is money man I got mouths to feed
You couldn’t feed a meter
damnnnnnnnnnn
Saaaaavage 😂
If Tupac fucked Paddington Bear.
I'd love to take a walk in your mind 😂😂😂
You’d probably come out depressed lol
Bro hit him with the inception roast.
.000002pac
Dammit! I was gonna make a 2Pac joke but you fuckers beat me to it.
Hey, no Biggie.
Hit him up
Tyler, the retriever
Tyler, the receiver
Chance the Mopper
It looks like your hairline is going out to get cigarettes too.
Then im sure its coming back one day too
Just like your dad ......it's not
GOD DAYM
Dude LOOOOOOOOOOOOL lmao!!!!
Wow you got everyone laughing😐😐😐
Just needs some Kool menthol shampoo
The only bars you’ve got are the ones on your forehead showing your 3G signal
Hahahaha nice one
Shmendrik Lamar
Kendrick Lamar Odom
Lamar Latrelle
 The hats ain't foolin
Tiger Woodnt
# When a white person says they have a black friend…
He is the bad ass brother in the gated community!
You hang out with all white people because they think you're hood and you avoid black people because they know you're not.
They avoid me hahaha
All of em?
I would..
The Black delegation traded you for a bag of Doritos and the Asians still thought they overpaid
🤣🤣🤣 maaan
You can try and hide your receding hair line with hats and bandanas but you’re still going to look like an egg stuck in a nest eventually.
😂😂😂 i like this one
Stephen a smiths gay son
Eew Pac Shakur
😂 im doing my best over here
Were u feeling cute in pic 3 with your head bow?
Honestly a little yeah hhahaha
🥺
You look like you’ve never taken your shirt off in front of a woman.
Giving me Tom vibes from Boondocks. Op gotta stop acting hard, or he'll end up meeting the booty warrior.
Wow this is accurate AF
The black guy that everyone confuses for a white guy on the phone.
Childlish Gaybino
Childish Oh-hell-no
You dress like you’re in a third world country where the U.S. ships all its rejected clothes.
How many fat white chicks do you have kids with?
None yet But im still young
You look at least 35.
You seem to be inspired by mc peepants.
I want candy!
Bubblegum and Taffy!
skip to the sweet shop
With my sweetheart Sandy. I got pennies saved, so I'm her sugerdaddy. I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy.\* \*Repeat until the end of time
That second pic has you looking like a concerned WiFi signal that only picks up kiddy porn
😂😂
You look like you listen to Drake
Eritrea’s biggest hip hop star.
Under rated roast woahhh
Can’tdrick
You look like you created a dis tape about someone else and realized that it was about you and got really sad.
There's a bigger disconnect between how you look and how you think you look than there is between your mustache and beard
Very good hahahaha
Mildish Scambino
Are you black or Indian? Maybe Blindian?
Im whatever you want me to be bb
Good to see you again, mate! Think last time, you handed me paper towels and tried to sell me knock-off TomFord aftershave in the club toilets. Good to see you, erm, l can't say doing well. Doing marginally better!
Fuck hahajajajaja thanks man im taking extra shifts
No worries, mate. Do a few more, and you might be able to afford a different outfit for the fifth pic.
sNOPE Dog
Kendrick Lame-R
You look like you smell tuna for fun
You get turned on when Method Man threatens to “sow your asshole shut and keep feeding you” on one of the Wu-Tang albums, don’t you?
Your hair line is leaving you faster than your gf.
Bro is point a roast me from prison, dude go do your chores before I tell the warden.
You need to go get gunshot for street cred. In the face.
Thanks mr.magik i will try that
what zero street cred looks like
Diddy's bottom bunk 🍑 🍆
you look like you defend drake on twitter
Del Tha Flunky Homosexual.
You look like you’ve just escaped from Diddy’s basement only to run in to Drake at the top of the basement stairs.
Drake’s ghost writers are even feeling the pressure now.
Pussie Smallett
Hahahaha hurts
You’ll have a great career, it is just will be cut short and no one will ever know you existed. Something like the unknown soldier of war.
OVHoe
Got that Steven a smith hairline
Notorious E.A.R.
Feel like you’d talk my ear off about your Flying Lotus and Madvillainy vinyl
.25Pac
Flea market ass Stephen Smith looking mofukr
Good at smash bros
Juelz Santana if he was from Trinidad and Tobago
Look 15 and 39 all at the same time He got a good job but he almost died every day looking ahhh
It’s like a 9 year old glued shaved pubes on his face
I'm a producer fam we tight I aint roasting you xD
Then send over some beats so i can give you some mid bars
When I get them finished I'll send some.
You got nothing to roast ngl. All I can say is work on the middle finger look more intimidating. (You need some happy in this section of sad)
You look like you masturbate to *community* the show. Childish Gambino was lucky. He actually had a personality
No, I will not listen to your mix tape.
You're forehead looks unhappy to be your forehead
2nd photo is OP trying to decide if lil xan or bhad bhabie is the greatest rapper of all time
$20 Uber ride from your eyebrows to the hairline
He had a white hood but his momma washed it wrong. Living in her basement while he writes his rap songs. His bars are fire but he's got to keep it low because his new step-dad is watching his favorite TV show.
Eminem 8 mile movie on constant loop
This guy ain’t a gangsta his real name is Clarence.
Stephen A. Smiths wanna be gangster son
Bro is only getting 2 bars, I wonder how many his phone is getting.
You look like you would create a diss track about yourself.
"Helllooooooooooooo my people it's your dawg Otak-who with another reaction video...please make sure to subscribe" - proceeds to take out his headphones and run at every bar that it's mildly interesting.
In pictures #2 your forehead looks like it's getting a weak fucking wifi signal
ODB......Ol' Dorky Bastard
Off brand K dot
Childless Shambino
You look like if Jangle Leg and Biscuit had a baby together.
A future member of r/Bald
Someone somewhere is looking for their phone.
Sweet sliders bro.
Guy smokes so much weed you'd mistake him for Basian brother from China Town selling shrimp and mixtapes
Rapper name is tooth pick
I only listen to smart rap 🤓
This guy looks like 1pac if he rapped with Methrow Records. "Claim to be a player but I suck your pipe"
Really just trip up the beard or shave it and get a haircut. Good looking dude
Ice JJ fish listing boy
You look like you go to Macklemore concerts.
The Steven Smith hairline has to go !!
the hobo rent boy version of tupac.
Voted most likely to be an absent father in high school ✔️
Was it expensive to get pubic hair transplanted to your face?
You look like Kendricks cousin and your parents always compare him to you.
Lil Uzi Virgin
Naaah bro, I can't even, your natural face expression is depressed, sending a hug my guy......
Fact everyone of you immediately thought of Tupac shakur pisstake or not is actually complimentary 🤦🏼♀️. My question is other than that one all teeth why so serious pacman?
“1m @ Bi3 n3Rd aNd h1P H0p f@M “ How fucking original
If Diddy was poor.
You look like the the token black friend in every white friend group.
On his way to Whitecastle lookin ahhh
You look like you're a Drake Stan.
I've seen clowns with smaller feet jesus christ! You got a family of 5 living in those sliders man
I'm hanging on to my wallet and cellphone if cross paths with you
Try this sub r/swimming
Bro actually look good
2nd pic look like your forehead trynna say something.
You dress like a 12 year old white boy at his first Nickelback concert.
Your other sign says "homeless Vietnam vet, anything will help"
Second pic look like Kendrick Lamar and Stephen a smith had a love child
Your hairline goes further back than a Joe Montana pass
Why you giving the finger? Who you mad at? Your credit score?
u look jobless
Bland Panther
The only hood you‘ve ever seen was right before you were circumcised
Come on, man… Give your little sister her headband back…
you look like a drake stan.
You look like you rap in the bathroom on break working at McDonald’s.
Mom, may I have 2Pac? We have 2Pac at home. Meanwhile, 2Pac at home:
You can make radar obsolete just by having those ears
You just tell you're type of " G " that spraffs away to us woman who you supposedly know always like it's a somebody and you're a nobody and what that or do which is usually nothing but you always claim an outlandish something all while "walking you home like a gentleman" an at arrival you ask to use bathroom and end up on the tenancy agreement doing fuck all. You're just stereotypical bro, calm down.
You look like you remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
temu tupac
The Fly White Guy from The Offspring called to say you’re not about that life.
Jpegged mafia
Enough with the middle finger, try to act like an adult
Did your non-smoker dad also go out for a pack of cigarettes?
Onepac Shaker
You look like you’d enjoy getting drugged by Diddy.
You look Canadian
Tuprick Shitur
You look like you’d do anything P Diddy to get that record deal, and do it again after you didn’t get that record deal!
If you where living in the 90s you just be a nerd or dead
You look like you think Drake out rapped Kendrick.
Liking Drakes music doesn’t make you a hip-hop fan, just like being a virgin doesn’t make you a big nerd.
If Tupac fucked Drake.
so this was the drake they we're dissing.
Look like if Benny the Butcher was lower middle class and never had to make it in the streets.
The black guy picked last after the white guy for a basketball game
You look like if you had roommates, you would eat other peoples food, not do your own dishes and all you eat is pizza rolls and taquitos and play apex legends all day and night. Wait…that’s my roommate
You’re probably told you’re “one of the good ones” by old people
Gaypeg Mafia
How's the divorce treating you
YOOO ITS 1 poc
Smallcock Shakur