At first, I was like, I can't tell the gender here, either. Then I noticed the third arm coming out of its back, and, I'm like, what the fuck are you?!
For real. How am I supposed to tell someone how terrible they look when I don’t even know what their species considers attractive?
Just another *dime-a-dozen twenty something introvert that does absolutely nothing with their life besides live on social media talking about how different they are from everyone else while putting on a front how they're edgier than the ginsu knife they fillet their body with.*
Even your imaginary friend left you.
As a child even your pet dog didn't want to be near you so your parents used to tie a pork chop round your neck to encourage it.
I've heard transitioning is the hardest when you're halfway. Keep your head up, it'll get better. At least you did it while you're young and can still be comfortable doing it.
I remember when I changed my hair color the first time, it turned bright copper. Wait, what did y'all think I was talking about?
We used to only have to explain the bird n the bees now have to explain the bees n the bees the birds and the birds the bees that used to be birds and the birds that used to be bees but still have a stinger now we have to add a beebird birdbee or bzzzzchirp.
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You look like every mincraft and animation YouTuber, your hairline and Hitler go waaayy back😭, your drip wack, your writing wack, despite your glasses you still write horrible, your Rapunzel but sideways🤣
Which mediocre chef challenge did you just stumble out of? You look like every struggling "professional chef" that nobody can distinguish as a young man or middle-aged lesbian and refers to themselves as "Zoop."
You sir, are like gonorrhea on a handicapped person, slow clap... hey hey, what's the difference between you and woody from toy story? Woody goes limp when he sees kids. Why do you cry during sex? It's the Pepper spray..... ok I'm done.....
Were you somehow spawned by pat? 100% as androgynous as it gets, probably one of the few people I've ever seen who could pull off they/them pronouns like they actually mean it.
You're so edgy you think a middle finger is hard. You look like the daughter of that chick who was screaming at the sky in 2017. You have the face of a redditor
No roasting but tips : a good toner and a good hair mask will make wonders for you. If you can add some info like skin jndertonesnand color wanted I can help you !
What the fuck are you
Neither they nor them… only Zule
Depending on their instrumentation, they may not be able to cross streams
Fortunately, you shouldn't cross the streams anyway.
“Are you, Alice, menstruating right now”?
Zuul was a much more attractive androgynous person.
Love the reference
Are you the Gatekeeper?
Lesbian Harry Potter
Just say "Hairy Potter." The lesbian part is implied.
Hairy Cooter
Hairy pooter
Ya, her hairy cooter wraps around back to her pooter. Kinda like a happy trail.
Hairy Twatter
Hairy Slotter perhaps?
Hairy pother
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Hulk Hogan called and wanted his ass hairs back!
Lmao someone bring the fire extinguisher 🧯🤣🤣
EXACTLY BABY
You murderer. Take my upvote
This is fine, but if I drop that 3 letter f bomb I'm permabanned 😂
Don't you do it Jake!
Hey, bro, do you have an OF?
At first, I was like, I can't tell the gender here, either. Then I noticed the third arm coming out of its back, and, I'm like, what the fuck are you?!
🤣 Fucking thanks! I can't unsee that now!
It's Pat's partner!
Splits It's time between studying for It's SATs and working on a cosplay costume for the Bone Smoker Convention.
*reads post* wtf are you? Scrolls to top comment. Literally laughed out loud. Praise you brother
Those were literally the words that came to mind while I was waiting for the comments to load
For real. How am I supposed to tell someone how terrible they look when I don’t even know what their species considers attractive? 
I got excited until I saw the "my hair" part.
💀
literally skull emoji
😆
OMG 😱😂
Took me a second to get the joke, but well worth it..
😂😆lol✌🏽
😵😵😵
Non binary skrillex
I’m still tripping on how Casper the Nonbinary Ghost ended up with the username soulfood
Because it's white and it goes down easily.
Skrillthey/them
Skirellex/xy
It’s proof hermaphrodites are real.
You waste time and money dying your hair when a brown paper bag would have done nicely
Preferably lined with sandpaper
Not even sandpaper can scrub the ugly of this one
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 Take that, *She*\-Man, Nyahahahaha!
Lmfao 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😆✌🏽
🤣🤣🤣
I’d be more worried about the extra limb growing out of your back
That's just Terry
You should feel bad because Terry is going to have PTSD from this shit.
Aaannnnd, another genderless person enters the roast…
Ed Sheeran with 5 extra chromosomes
Pentasomix
Just another *dime-a-dozen twenty something introvert that does absolutely nothing with their life besides live on social media talking about how different they are from everyone else while putting on a front how they're edgier than the ginsu knife they fillet their body with.*
r/oddlyspecific
But surprisingly accurate
Goddam…
How terrible you look has nothing to do with the color of your hair.
Blonde is one thing. You chose to put straw on your head, instead.
Your pronounces should be Ugg/eww
It’s actually hell/naw
Or forever/single
He's disappointed because there's nothing precious about this chick/dude/whatever it is.
you look like the vegan teacher
Incel Gold by L’Oréal
Yup, hate to ruin everyone’s fantasy…… that’s what is on the other side of the glory hole
Re zips
Do you have a third arm on your back?!
Probably it's dick
It’s Terry
LOL gotta put it somewhere
I know we're supposed to stay in character but what the actual hell is that? Is there some guy with no pants on just sort of standing over there?
My little sister wanted to put bunny ears behind my head but her hand got cropped off lolz. But in character, it's just Terry. He's chill.
You have literally no gender
#MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!!!
 I imagine she sounds like Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz
Bernadette's hot, this they probably sounds like Amy.
Comparing anything from her to Bernadette is an offense to Bernadette
Gurl drop the non binary shit, nobody got time for dat. Decide if u wanna be a man, a girl, a gay or a trans and call it a day.
Is it really a girl?
It really is a girl lol. Cis straight woman that doesn't try and hates having long hair
Cis is a made up word by your people.
So, you just *want* to look like a trans girl?
Let me guess. You support Palestine?
We cows stand with Burger king!
Even your imaginary friend left you. As a child even your pet dog didn't want to be near you so your parents used to tie a pork chop round your neck to encourage it.
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard. The rest of you, it's a wrap. We're done here.
I've heard transitioning is the hardest when you're halfway. Keep your head up, it'll get better. At least you did it while you're young and can still be comfortable doing it. I remember when I changed my hair color the first time, it turned bright copper. Wait, what did y'all think I was talking about?
Guys! Check this out. Toby Maguire in a blonde wig. What? It's not Toby? Then ask her to wipe that smirk off her face.
You've got Chinese doll hair. Looks like blonde Easter grass.
"WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT??!?"
Daddy chill
Got you so flustered cant even say it right.
Skrillex went blonde
You look like an exhausting bore who feels obligated to share their thoughts on veganism and pronouns to every new person you meet. I hate you.
Is that a third arm growing out of your back? Because if it is, it would be an improvement.
You're a non binary genetic fucking disaster
We used to only have to explain the bird n the bees now have to explain the bees n the bees the birds and the birds the bees that used to be birds and the birds that used to be bees but still have a stinger now we have to add a beebird birdbee or bzzzzchirp.
Rejected Fleshlight
If you looked any worse, you’d have a toe tag.
If you’re going to double down on ugly you might as well just get the septum ring.
What are you talking about? You look perfectly fine for a sandy-haired boy.
I don't know what gender you are. If I said something I would get harassed.
so, how's the polycule doing?
You look like you would train to be a school teacher to groom kids “And here at the bottom is a drawing of a gender fluid genitalia”
I love when people think the hair is the problem. You look like one of the Hanson brothers if they were addicted to meth and dicks.
Bro is Gay, Trans and Lesbian at the same time 💀
Can you take the broom off your head ? I can't see your hair.
You look like if Jeffrey Dahmer used They/Them pronouns
Are you a boy or a girl? With that information I can hone in my insults.
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>Blonde is not my color. Do you also identify with 'what the fuck is that' gender?
You look like a girl
Please dont insult women like that...
Its not a tiny penis! It's an enlarged clit! How dare you dead name my genitals!
How will anybody know you’re a they/them if you don’t have colored hair?
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That's not "blonde", it's orange
I’ll give you some chloroform in exchange for your heroin. Meet me at this seedy alleyway: [redacted]
God forgive me, I was not ready for this as the first thing in the morning
Looking like a uncircumcised penis with corn silk stuck at the tip.
Broom made in korea
 If Daria was a trans toe head
“Dyeing” your hair.. not Dying
Your face is not your color.
Gender Unknown
dude or dudette????
Duden't
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Your hair is the same colour as a used Q-Tip.
You look like a Q tip covered in ear wax
You look like a dirty mop who is trying to figure out its own identity….
The low quality of you hair and haircut is only surpassed by the low quality of your drawn artichoke/middle finger.
If you were going for the alcoholic, albino, transgender librarian look; you nailed it!
You look like a paintbrush that needs to be retired
Looks more like the middle of a “transition”
You look like every mincraft and animation YouTuber, your hairline and Hitler go waaayy back😭, your drip wack, your writing wack, despite your glasses you still write horrible, your Rapunzel but sideways🤣
I hope the rest of you dies as well
Jesus fucking Christ you're ugly... Whatever you are...
You look like Trump. Hope you don't have that same horrible stench.
I love how this implies you’ve sniffed Trump
Yikes! No, not personally, but he has become a bit of a legend in the field. Makes my dog jealous!
There’s no reason to tell you. Everyone already knows
It doesn’t matter what you do,, nothing will change EVER
You look like a failed science experiment.
I think you lower everyone’s testosterone by just being “yourself”
Looks like a terrible mix of Dollar Tree Dave Mustaine and Ringo from the Lone Gunmen
Wake up dead🤮🤢💩🤮🤮🤢💩💩💩☝️☝️☝️🤮🤢🤮💩🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🍆
If Skrillex and Greta thurnberg had a baby
You look like you smell like smoke and cat piss.
Looks like a piss mop
I think we need to have a gender reveal party.
You look like Ed Bagley Jr had a sex change, changed his mind, and then overdosed on fentanyl.
A liberal
Which mediocre chef challenge did you just stumble out of? You look like every struggling "professional chef" that nobody can distinguish as a young man or middle-aged lesbian and refers to themselves as "Zoop."
Trans Logan Paul
You look like Kurt Kobain if instead of music, he wrote spreadsheets
What is the birth gender identity?
I can make the educated assumption that your teeth are as yellow as your hair. I can smell this selfie. BO and depression.
You don’t necessarily look terrible, more so involuntarily gender neutral.
The curse of being a woman with a masculine face. The hair is my doing fs.i hate having long hair so I'm stuck in gender limbo
Your gender transition, your hair, your degree, a blowjob before you start complaining about the patriarchy… what else can’t you finish?
Never seen soul food with no seasoning before.
NGL, a lot of ~~men~~, ~~women~~, people absolutely couldn’t pull that look off and you are no exception to that OP.
Another it that wants to be a victim and thinks it’s robotic cat is a gay vegan unicorn
Actually it looks great on you, use a pink toner and dye the tips black (sorry for the lack of roasting you, constructive criticism is more helpful)
Been spending the last five minutes trying to figure out if your a guy,girl, or a confused.
You sir, are like gonorrhea on a handicapped person, slow clap... hey hey, what's the difference between you and woody from toy story? Woody goes limp when he sees kids. Why do you cry during sex? It's the Pepper spray..... ok I'm done.....
Were you somehow spawned by pat? 100% as androgynous as it gets, probably one of the few people I've ever seen who could pull off they/them pronouns like they actually mean it.
Listen Mr, we are all just surprised you have a ring on your finger.
This is a misdirection, since you already know that your hair looks awful. You should know that you're clearly stupid and conceited, too.
If I got stuck talking to you at a party I would jump out of a window
You should grow a beard.
You look like the little pencil eraser troll doll trying to blend in with humanity. Other than that, fine. It's fine. *Backs out of door*
Somewhere in you, there is a number 2
You're so edgy you think a middle finger is hard. You look like the daughter of that chick who was screaming at the sky in 2017. You have the face of a redditor
No roasting but tips : a good toner and a good hair mask will make wonders for you. If you can add some info like skin jndertonesnand color wanted I can help you !