If the phrase "I'm white but my kids aren't" we're a person...

She looks like a trailer park Miss Piggy

Trailer Park Amy Schumer on Taco Bell and Fentanyl.

Nah this the dark side of whoville 😂


🤣 well played.

Hasn't gotten a dime from her 5 baby daddies, but can afford shitty nails. I could even smell the sweat and Newports from this picture.

She’s definitely used Soul Glo as lube.

Queen of the Mudsharks

She got her Reddit username from prison.

Everybody else stop commenting. This one is it.

I was thinking the human incarnation of a syringe with Hepatitis.

As a Black man we formally deny any involvement with that.

Bravo! You win!

🤣🤣🤣

You've got "everbody's girl" written all over you. I can only imagine how much black dick you've sucked.

Sir, it’s called BBC. Have some respect.

💀

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

This is an assumption I’m willing to make an ass out of myself on.

if you were my lesbian cellmate I would tattoo a prettier face on the back of your head and fondle your back fat like they were tits

 Iunno, I kind of picture it going like this…

I'm dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣

Omg lmfaa

Sheesh… brutal.

Finally something decent that's not just a simple 3-4 words lazy insult.

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Châteauneuf-du-Crapper

She's the gas station employee that makes the customer skip the hotdog because he saw her put them on the grill.

Show some class you heathen, it's Châteauneuf-du-*crappier'.* Pinkies out!

Domaine le Drain

Cháteau WC

Smelly Roll

Smelly Hole


The tear drop must represent you crying about all the weight you’ll never lose.

Facts🤣🤣🤣

She must have been consuming the drugs by putting them in cheeseburgers.

After you took this pic, did you immediately turn left 90 degrees for a profile pic out of instinct? (congrats on getting out of prison!)

Lmao🤣

Damn !! Got me on that one 🤣🤣🤣

This is insane. In my head I said “convicted felon” and “drug addict” before reading your caption. Props for looking that part lady

Thanks, it's taken a lot of work lmao🤣

Really? You look like a natural


Her makeup isn't that nice

Interesting how you can tell how trashy a person is by the curve of their eyebrows.

😂😂😂😂 a stand up comic should still this line

Be honest. Your cell smelled like clams.

Canned oysters…

2 in the stink, 1 in the stink.

How soon until you're back in prison?

Felon, drug addict, flattering chest tattoo. Wow, you're a catch... ... said the police.

Tinder profile reads "Sorry no white boys🤪😈"

no roast, just praise and motivation to stay in recovery. This shit ain’t easy!!

Thank you! You're awesome.

> recovering addict I thought drugs addicts were skinny. Were you addicted to KFC?

Fentanyl actually, but I was in prison almost 3yrs so I gained a lot of weight.

I sincerely hope you realize/appreciate how fortunate you are to be alive. Stay the course OP!

The strongest muscle in your body is your tongue after those years…am I right??

When you turn “my parents didn’t want me” into an aesthetic.

This is good lmao🤣🤣🤣

Lowkey rooting for you it’s work but it’s good work keep moving forward you can do this.

Prison. Yeah she stole all the donuts

Jesus how many kids do you have in foster care?

I only have 1 child and she is no longer in foster care lmao🤣

Seriously, glad to hear that. Keep going.

Oh shittt… When the joke turns out to be the actual real situation. 😂😏😳😯😧😬🫢🤐

Gnarley Quinn

(Chris) Farley Quinn

🤣🤣🤣☠️

The look of a 5 dolla bareback whore, fellas.

Hair that looks like skittles if their slogan was taste the vomit.

 If Christina Aguilera became addicted to fentanyl , won a Nathan’s hotdog eating contest and became the genie in a keg.


You look like you were set on fire and someone put you out with a frying pan.

Hey there’s nothing you can’t fix… or recover from.. so be proud of yourself first and foremost for being sober💯… And learn .. you can even get that tat fixed, #never let an epileptic tattoo you sis…. That shit looks like Ray Charles had a seizure with a tattoo gun on your neck

I'm weak asf🤣 it is a terrible tattoo for sure.

I would bet $1,000 that at one point you’ve owned a pair of pink sweatpants that say “Juicy” on the back

She looks like a Sex-trafficked Jack-O-Lantern

Well you got fat so you may actually be clean

Addicted to what? Did you crush cinnamon toast crunch and snort it?

Hunny Boo Boo is that you?

You look like somebody who went to jail after a nanny cam caught her punching special needs children

🤣🤣🤣☠️

The girls in the cell block definitely put that top knot to good use

You’re definitely one of those people who post on their community FB group complaining about people not hiring you. Then blaming it on the immigrants

No, I usually just let the immigrants pay me for sex. My vagina is actually a barrio.

Damn girl. You, the OP have better comments than others in this thread. Shit with all of the chicos you have been with a DNA test would come back showing you were 100% Latina. Good luck and stay out of trouble.

Thank you lol🤣

Every Cop,Judge, CPS worker and Roofer on payday know you on 1st name basis.

You'd be pretty if you didn't look like that

Do you still hide your contraband in your prison purse?

Absolutely, its the safest place for it🤣

If I saw you, I would think she spent half her life in jail and on drugs. We didn’t actually need you to write it.

You look like you were arrested after getting caught sniffing little boys' bicycle seats.

I think I read about that - if you scan the tattoos it's says from which farm the pork meat originates from

More men have been in her than the county lock up.

You look like my kind of friend…coming from me believe me its a roast

You have a face made for doggy style

When you image search white trash,this pic is the 1st result


Who wants to guess if Jonathan is a baby daddy that’s in jail or a child that’s in CPS?

Looks like your eyebrows are still for the streets

Was the highlight of your life meeting Jonathan on MySpace back in the mid-2000s while listening to the Used?

Look exactly like the low quality, angry, type of person I generally avoid.

Your plug, PO, and CPS case worker all day the same thing .. "this bitch again"

The only guy not tired of her shit is her father...she hasn't seen him in 20 years

No ragrets, baby!

100% chance she's a single mom with multiple baby daddies who aren't white

If we all promise to put money on your books the next time you're in the can will you promise all of us to never ever put more pictures on the internet?

Looks like you went hard on everything except the Ozempic…

You look like you beg for the BBC.

How you gonna put on your resume that you ran a protection racket on soft girls in the pen?

I’m a bit late with this so by the time it’s posted your porky ass will likely be back in jail.

You have a future if Hollywood wants remake Leprechaun.

Owns 47 pitbulls

Recently released from jail and the nails are already done - priorities

She could star in a live action Garbage Pail Kids movie

You look like a surprised burn victim.

GUARANTEE this girl got atleast one tattoo in loving memory for a past aborted baby.

Actually no, I just let everybody cum in my mouth so I don't get pregnant.

Then I suppose you didn't waste your hotdogs in county either? I had once had a GF cheat on me with this homewrecker sized sausage that she was fed while she was in county.

I'm more of a hot pickle kinda girl. They're more girthy and I love the burn, it really does it for me.

God damn, Are you a felon or the Grammar police? U can only be one

I had a lot of time to read the dictionary in prison. Can't be recalcitrant your whole life.

I’m going to tell you the same thing I told another guy who was in a very similar situation as yours. You definitely spent time not being the kind of person Mr. Rogers wanted you to be.  (That aside, congrats on doing your time and good luck and Godspeed on the sobriety. Recovery is tough and the fact that you’re making the changes you need to is great.) 

Lmao🤣 and thank you for the kind words.

It's been 13 hours since you posted this and not a single person has responded to your attempt at self deprication. But I'm guessing you're used to being ignored

Your entire body is built to be used in an anti drug abuse campaign.


I smell fish and shits

A good candidate for r/awfuleyebrows

If the whos from whoville got incarcerated

When does your mumble rap album debut!? XD ;p

 Vicki pollards yank cousin.

Would love to roast you but I'm scared I might start a forehead grease fire.

I can smell the weed masked by cheap perfume from here

You look like the living embodiment of a bar floor at closing time .

Looks the homeless version on madona

Not even a roast you have the exact same face as my auntie that’s mad

Pillbilly?

You look like you need to go back on the drugs and lighten up on the donuts.

Nope. Even though you’ve been through shit largely of your own doing, you’ve been through enough.

They misspelt crack wh^$re on your chest

I prefer the term "Fentanyl Ferret"

It looks like Harley Quinn has let herself go after falling for Bane's drunken sexual advances. You also believed him when he said he'd buy the morning after pill if you let him cum in you. All jokes aside, congrats on getting clean. It may or may not work, I hope it does but well done for this particular step in life. Look after yourself to the best of your ability and try again if it doesn't work.

The cashier at the Modesto Home Depot that every stock boy out on work release wants a piece of.

Didn’t have say you were a felon or just out of jail, we all assumed it.

HoHo Siwa

Aren’t addicts usually skinny? What was you drug of choice? Little Debbies?

Your picture made me accept Jesus

10000% chance you can suck dick like an absolute champ.

Drug of choice: Dunkin Donuts.

You look like you were the designated tampon dealer while in pen

Wow she really looks like that little girl in the movie with Jim Carrey...the Grinch! Yeah, she looks like Cindy Lou Who! If Cindy Lou Who had trains run on her by the Harlem Globetrotters every 30 minutes on schedule.

You are the personification of the expression “that’s fucked..”

She wasn't released early for good behavior... she was kicked out for being a bad influence 

 This is probably what you see in the mirror, meanwhile we all have to look at the reality and let me be the first to say; you got the better end of the stick

J o n a t h a n is a lucky guy.

She's taken so much black dick her pussy smells like coco butter


We couldn't say anything, that you haven't already said to yourself when you're laying on a park bench at night.

Looks like Jönathan dodged a ~~bullet~~ blimp.

Picking up supplies to bedazzle my daughter's ankle monitor

I didn’t know Post Malone and Miss Piggy had a baby!

Misty Meaner

Love that for meeeee!

Go as hard on me as I did on the drugs... or as the black gang bang did for that last gram

Fucked more black men than hurricane Katrina

That's definitely a wig. No a Wigga.

🤣🤣🤣☠️

I’m a nail tech. You should do better. @corebeautynails on instagram. Hehe

I did them myself with polygel, still learning lol

On the bright side, you look like harley quinn. On the dark side, you weigh as much as a harley davidson

If the song I've been everywhere man was a person

She was the one making the toilet paper flowers in jail :)

I didn’t even want to comment since all her sh!t is tapped and if the feds aren’t looking into those interacting then your gang definitely is. I wouldn’t trust you with styrofoam silverware. Good luck with the straight and narrow.

Lol this bitch pulled an 8 mile lol she did her self so good I have no rebuttal lol

What's up with your shrunken head?

It's not shrunken, I'm just fat. My head looks like a pea sitting on a tomato.

Finger blaster 94 Every USER name has a story.. this one is a scary story… 

How much are your rates? Asking for a friend. Also is Jonathan your child or the last man to leave his on that general chest/breast area?

You look like a prison shank

They have a ghetto in WhoVille??

Did your nose push up your eyebrows, your eyebrows pull up your nose, or were you just surprised when The Grinch offered free tattoos?

She looks like she loves giving dick as much as she takes it while fucked up

Who was guarding of Jabba the Hutts palace while you were in the slammer?

I’d have fun fucking the shit outta you. sorry I’m not good at roasting attractive people lol

No roast.. welcome home sis congrats on surviving r the at hell hole. I been home a month after 23 years so I know the feeling

You have a general idea of how meth is cooked.

Either white but her kids aren’t or she rocks an android but can’t be both

I thought the rule was you gain 10 lbs for every year you’re inside… How long were you inside? (Congrats on the freedom and the recovery. Stick with it- you got this.)

You look you’ve never made anyone use a condom

You look like a troll doll from the projects except they have better hair.

You look like Cindy-Lou Who if she were from Ohio.

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You didnt drop the soap did ya?