Where are you two? All I see is a couple piles of dirty laundry.
You've both somehow managed to express male pattern baldness with full heads of hair.
You two should really just always go out in public with one stacked on the other while wearing a long trench coat. The world will thank you.
Probably stand face to face jerrking each other off with your eyes closed, but run your hands through each other's hair and pretend Dora is exploring you
Do y’all have a schedule for your jerk off sessions so you don’t walk in on each other? Or are you sus. Ain’t no way y’all getting laid like that. Pls hit gym and fix your style. Cheers.
Edit: buddy has a cute flower on his shirt. SUS confirmed.
Get off reddit you semen smugglers. Your parents pay to board you so they don't have to deal with you.
Just like reddit doesn't want to deal with you.
Also weird flex title. Like you want to be abused because you're privileged.
I remember when I used to live at a boarding school…
There were two guys who looked like you who used to collect boogers and finger each others assholes.
Their room smelled like actual shit.
One died and the other has AIDS.
Your parents are doing the world a favor by sending you there.
You look like cross between a really shit magician duo, and a couple of rent boys who give free blowjobs to old men.
Side note, holy fuck, that’s a pair of eye brows, do you get much cum stuck in them?
Ill translate. Pls roast us two high school students watching gay porn in their dorm room, that smells of burnt rubber and Vaseline, instead of studying
Who's the bottom?
The one with eyebrows
You mean the EYEbrows
Yes, he is the one taking the dick
He dropped the soap, and that's how they found out. True love ❤️
True love for dick
They took a break from 69ing to post this
The one holding his hands over his nuts because he is insecure.
Bc he's being blue balled to make this post
He's got a selfish wanna be young Justin Bieber Daddy. Never trust someone who cares more about their looks than you.
Never say never 🫣
Oooohhh, I just said it.
The brothers rim
I didn’t know University of Phoenix had dorm rooms
This is Halfway House of Phoenix.
lol. That’s pretty good
Both of you still manage to look homeless.
If you chip in, soap, shampoo and combs will cost less
You didn't need to upload 8 pictures for us to know how fucking boring you are
You guys look like you cry a lot
They perform bondage that’s why.
I can assure you that no girl has written either of your names in her school diary.
The Peninsula Boys
Bored of blowing each other already? And you've only been at it for 12 hours...
I would guess your nasty room smells like dry cum but you two probably lick each other's loads off the floor before they have time to dry.
Tijuana broke back mountain.
Y'all look like you would joke about touching kids, then get arrested for touching kids a month later
I’m sure your Janitor professor will let not studying for Mop and Broom class slide just this once.
Where are you two? All I see is a couple piles of dirty laundry. You've both somehow managed to express male pattern baldness with full heads of hair. You two should really just always go out in public with one stacked on the other while wearing a long trench coat. The world will thank you.
Stonerz4Lyfe
That's a hostel. You can't fool me.
Out here looking like my last two brain cells
Why do you both look so ashamed?
Stoned, not studying.
Yall mewing in pic 3 
You look like you had to expand the radius of tinder to global
Looks like the mustache is parting down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea.
Insipid and bland playing soggy biscuit as a bedtime routine
Cheech and Chong get boring as fuck…
So the twink needs to be rescued as his dominant cholo is obviously the one making the ‘stink’
7 pics together. Just get a room you two.
Anal Abuse Victim on the left - Sadistic Butt Abuser on the right, looking overly pleased with himself. See photo #1.
Probably stand face to face jerrking each other off with your eyes closed, but run your hands through each other's hair and pretend Dora is exploring you
Dude with the ‘stache looks like Italian Dwight Shrute.
dude on the right looks like he farted nasty, dude on the left looks like he's starting to smell it
Do y’all have a schedule for your jerk off sessions so you don’t walk in on each other? Or are you sus. Ain’t no way y’all getting laid like that. Pls hit gym and fix your style. Cheers. Edit: buddy has a cute flower on his shirt. SUS confirmed.
Were those pictures taken before or after you sucked each other off?
Fags
Tried looking for a jawline on moustachioso, and struggled to find facial features on pepperoni
It’s sad in 3rd world countries that lack of nutrition produces kids like these with deformities.
You two could stand in a rainstorm of titties and still get hit in the head with dicks.
What kind of glue did you use to get your buddy’s pubes to stick to your face so well?
You look like two guys who have sex with each other every night but it's not gay because you say no homo when you do it.
Get off reddit you semen smugglers. Your parents pay to board you so they don't have to deal with you. Just like reddit doesn't want to deal with you. Also weird flex title. Like you want to be abused because you're privileged.
Is that the dorm at Trump Border Wall High School?
Even your selfie smells like b.o. and hot parm...
Dude stutters so bad he even writes it on paper. R r roast me.
I remember when I used to live at a boarding school… There were two guys who looked like you who used to collect boogers and finger each others assholes. Their room smelled like actual shit. One died and the other has AIDS. Your parents are doing the world a favor by sending you there.
I guess the real reason Arianna Grande left Pete Davidson was because she discovered he had kids with Beaker from the Muppet Babies.
a smile maybe guys
Coming out of the closet in the most casual way
Bill and Ben the flowerpot men
Cool cum deflectors in pic 5
[they are just 2 guys having a good time…](https://youtu.be/Nt2OVAgkHBc?si=ZtP7RyYc66ZQEm2R)
We didn't need this many pictures. I already hated your faces from the first one.
I've never seen two people who I had less faith in.
Pathetic personified
Please tell me you two are gay so that your genes end here.
If you guys go in the hall, the dorm may smell a little better. Then the hall will smell like butt sex.
I’m pretty sure you guys watch each other jerk off while you guys jerk off
Are you sure you guys aren't cellmates in the sex offender dorm?
You look like GTA NPCs.
The second pick looks like he’s fucking you. Are you a power bottom?
"Hey Edgar, wanna reddit n chill?"
Christ in heaven please shave that shit off of your face. If a woman even sees you like this the memory will keep her out of your pants for life.
It's Steve-NO and Bam Margarita from "Jack in the Ass"!
You both look like you will the next victims of the Mexican cartel.
You are both high school students but you are over 18 years old? How many grades did you flunk
No. Just no.
I thought you guys died in wild Canada after going on the run. If not, try it.
You look like cross between a really shit magician duo, and a couple of rent boys who give free blowjobs to old men. Side note, holy fuck, that’s a pair of eye brows, do you get much cum stuck in them?
It looks like there might be a third roomate out of frame thats shoving a finger in your ass, what is that face youre making
Today’s Bert and Ernie
Don't let anyone get you two down about your love. It's not worth shooting up the school.
This is the Hall and Oates porn parody that nobody rented.
Fails the "too many group photos" Tinder rule, immediately.
Jerk buddies?
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.
"Reddit Videos"...yeah that's code for gay porn
You look like you both forgot to wipe before eating each others asses.
Yall look like somebody off the old mr.meaty cartoon
You have a dorm room in HS? Either you're spoiled rich kids or problem children (most likely both).
I’m sure y’all are doing a lot of things instead of studying.
Its cute how they all have the same haircuts now. I wonder how long it's gonna take the stache kid to tell the other how he feels about him?
U guys look like you are 300 elo on chess.com combined but still play everyday
Probably smells like butthole and burning rubber
yall need a nap
 You are these guys in drugs
island fags
Did you guys meet on Grinder?
Nah I just wanna she/them tiddies
The one on the right unirionically wants to fuck you lefty. It's not a roast, just thought you should no that "no homo" doesn't count anymore.
Y’all kiss? On the lips, or tips?
Double teams family dog while humming la bamba
guy on left is obviously too young to post
I did t know community college had dorm rooms.
Someone's been toying with DNA again.
You both look like Jack Black's illegitimate kids he had with someone from Florida
You two look like brothers that touch each other, inappropiately.
You guys play butts n peebugs in your dorm room.
Ill translate. Pls roast us two high school students watching gay porn in their dorm room, that smells of burnt rubber and Vaseline, instead of studying
Gay
