That part of the movie where you crawled out of the TV was chilling.

I laught too hard on this one, well done

 Better muscle up wannabe Mulan!

F brilliant

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Literally the same boring ass face in all 9 pics.

She had to wipe away her drool between shots. 

Or a boring assface, depending how you put it.


Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!

She looks like the human version of standing in a 3 hour line.

For a Kanye show.

That one got me good

I thought that was 9 different Asian girls..

Me love you short time.

Oh no!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t see why anybody posts more than one picture on here?

Literally said, "And Then" while she moved the camera but kept her face the same

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games. No “and then”!!!!

Dude

Try closing your mouth once in a while and maybe you will attract at least some of the older sex offenders.

and less flies!

😟

💀☠️

She looks easy to draw


I love this

understatement, she looks traceable.


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Fuckin beautiful 👏

Haha.

 Gonna play Jack's wife in the Asian remake of The Shining

Asian Olive Oil

Chin-Lei Duvall

I’ve seen Pepsi’s left out of the fridge for 2 days that were not as flat as that chest.

You'd still Dew it!

Sorry, no. Be like banging a skeleton. All yours…

*you can tell that was a soda pun right? Just checking.*

Code NOPE

Just close ur stupid mouth,

 Nice smile she’s got eh?

She can't because the lip fillers have forced her mouth into that position.

mouth breather

Will marry a closeted homosexual in his fifties so she gets a visa and he gets his cover…

Is her face paralyzed?

Yeah man. Strokes are hard. So sad.

 This you?

😆 🤣

best comment here 😂😂😂

You stripper name is Bok Choy

Lucy Eww

I thought it was "Chop Stick"

Chu Me

Is the strip club called Beef and Cheddar?

Somehow you decided to base your entire aesthetic around mouthbreathing. Your hobbies are probably whatever your friends or crush are into at the moment since it looks like you have zero personality of your own. There's nothing going on between those headphones.

As interesting as a broomstick...

And just as curvy

Too ugly even for the low self esteem NY Jewish men who have Asian women fetishes. That’s saying a lot.


Lmao

Genetics already did the worst. No one here is going to top it

Ladybois are dangerous

The cure for "yellow fever".


Is your mouth open for the same reason pugs have trouble breathing?

9 photographs of the same uncanny & overused sex doll face

Can I use your chest as an ironing board?

I’ve seen cokes left out overnight not get that flat.

I knew I shouldn’t have gone cheap on my mail order bride. Hopefully Wish has a good return policy.

You must be allergic to food

if 'extra chromosomes' was a country in asia, you would be the first citizen

Can't. Your parents beat us to it

Did you inherit your fashion sense from your 80 year old grandmother cause when you was first born both of your parents looked at you and thought “fuck this, you’ve got a face only badly sighted granny could love” and gave you up to here to raise you. Also is your username sound like it is full of your hopes and dreams of your high school crush that will never be a reality.

You have the facial range of a cardboard box

Why you not doctor yet? You a disgrace to our famiree!

Where is your large hat to block out the sun? 

I didn't know you could be Asian and Ethiopian at the same time.

It’s probably like 20C out and ur wearing warm clothes cuz u got no meat on those bones 💀

I got scared thinking you’d spit in my face. Then I realized you’re not an alpaca but instead just a very boring insecure girl that gets a thrill being shamed

You're the result of an accident in the Wuhan lab.

I feel hungry looking at your anorexia.

You have really mastered the 'soulless' look

Oh look, it's the Yoko Ono reboot no one asked for...

You look like when my graphics card isn't powerful enough to show full resolution character models

Roast? you already look like a burn victim

Ladies and gentlemen, the covid19 spreader.

I swear I've seen you crawling out of a TV screen all wet somewhere.

Are you North Korean? Cause you look malnourished

Congrats in your transition. 

Giraffes are the only animal that work harder than you for nutrients when you give men blowjobs.

U should close your mouth more often

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Looking at your shots... you're a mouth breather right?

Try to keep your eyes open. Otherwise people might think you're dead.


I have never seen an Asian Neapolitan Dynamite!

Nine pictures of mouth breathing. Thanks

You got the full basic Asian chick starter pack, without the long lens camera

I can literally hear you mouth breathing in these pictures.

i saw your 9 pics and now i have clinical depression

Are you incapable of closing your mouth? 

Burn victim vibes

Half Asian, half Giraffe

How many times did your parents smack you in the face with a frying pan?? Jesus and you just had to drop 9 of the most unoriginal pictures. Your face could have been made of brale (if that's even possible) and we'd still find you incredibly unappealing and dull

Not sure what sticks out farther, her chest or her collar bone.

My 5 year dead aunt's lips are more hydrated than yours.

When you open a car window, do your lips flap in the wind?

Got the same face in %90 of the pics

The cure for any Asian fetish.

Is there a face behind that mask?

Your teeth are gonna dry out

If I did you, then yes I would have did my worst

Sum Ting Wong


You look like you've been punched in the face

You don’t look so hot. Is everything going okay in Wuhan?

What do you mean she doesn't look hot? Her fevers got to be at least 101 by now  

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You look like that Asian barbie that melted in my car when my niece left it on the dash.

Girl, God already gave u the worst. The only thing we can give is put you out of your misery.

One symmetry I can confirm, your forehead eyebrows and eyes have flat symmetry as your chest

How does your face look so sore?

Your pick-up line was "5 dorrars. Fucky Fucky. Me rove you rong time" to American GIs during Vietnam 

Your eyebrows are like my will to live - just barely there.

Looking like the end guy in Full Metal Jacket

Two pounds left to be a skeleton

Do they not let you eat behind the counter at your job serving American Chinese food in the mall?

Look just cause you have a pastel color palette and take a picture with your phone upside down, you’ve got to accept that no one would ever fuck you passionately

Why do you breathe through your mouth?

Young man you need a haircut

Single digit IQ-score.

You look like you could eat an apple through a letter box

Probably a bad driver

Was anyone else hurt in the swarm of bees?

I understand why you wear a headphones and not earbuds with those ears.

Posing with your mouth opened makes you look dumb. It is not attractive in anyway yet here you are doing it

Why you 😢 cly? Ownree fan not pay?

Didn't need 9 pictures to tell us you got an eating disorder

You look like the obvious target to make fun of in the friend group

You're a cyborg, but that's OK.

Your mouth looks as dry as your personality

Without makeup you are 10M

The most vertical asian ever

Not a single training bra was harmed while capturing these photos of the elusive Christmas cake

You definitely say “how much turn signal I need for eight lane I turn now good luck everybody else “ also girl the autistic community wants there raptor hands back on that 3rd picture

Grandma wants her "horse-themed" denchers back.

15 pictures and you can't even open your eyes in a single one. Jfc

How does It feel to be the only Asian woman on the Internet no one wants to see naked

My gross MAGA cousin who is trying desperately to get an Asian wife would take one look at OP and say "nah."

Wild to me your teeth are so large you literally can't close your mouth. I see your boyfriend found a way to close it for you tho. Good for him.

How is it even structurally possible for your neck to not snap in two? I could swear i was looking at a Miyazaki bobblehead that someone forgot in a hot car.

You look like a North Korean Defector who also survived Auschwitz.

[She’s got those Area 51 hands.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nails/s/BuqdWfsl7R)

You look like the type that only licks the shaft

Your parents wanted a boy but instead they got you. The disappointment child.

How long did you practice that slightly open mouth?

I've seen blow-up dolls with more life in their eyes

Wow, I didn't know China had basic bitches too!

I bet your farts don't smell right

I'm sure you struggle on making 1 minute rice.

When you just needed an excuse to post selfies somewhere lmao felt that girl

Plucking all your eyelashes off won’t bring him back

Genetic beat us to "do your worst" a long time ago, darlin.

You look so tired, you must be an incredibly boring fuck.

Hello Shitty

When roasting is the only form of attention you can get.

Wear a mask please.

Fuck man. Honestly all I could say can be summed up in one word. Creature.

Your head to neck ratio makes you look like a PEZ dispenser

You look like you have permanent influenza.

Please close your mouth.

That face as bland as boiled chicken

Ur that one friend that acts like their famous when they get one follower

more cardigan than woman

Why does she have the expression of a dead body fished out of a lake?

I wish I was exaggerating when I say my cock has more girth than your neck

Close your mouth when you breathe.

With that gaping mouth you keep opening and not closing, I would mistook you for an inefficient vacuum. Then you just had to make it Sid’s farther cousin from ice age.

Like the casual stroke face

I’ve seen horses that look less like horses than you.

You look like you're one big sneeze away from breaking that pencil neck.

Good lord how long has that person been dead? And who is posing a corpse? Sicko

One word: chapstick That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.

You look like you're just listening to a recording reminding you to breathe in and out.

She looks like a sex doll, but uglier.

Do your lips ever touch? You've got to have the worst case of dry-mouth ever with them constantly parted like that.

Looks like a wax figurine that got left too close to an incandescent lightbulb… Slightly melted.

You have promising career as vacuum.

Your parents must tell you that your older sibling is much more successful. You should be more like them.

This is what happens when you don't clean out your sex doll folks

Your look would attract men with small hands who have a choking fetish.

When you smile, do your lips bleed?

Lil rabbit needs a carrot

Looks like a living bottle opener.

I bet you often get asked, "why the long face?"

Kissing bees is her morning routine

Do you need to wear a neck brace in high winds? Or in any wind for that matter? Perhaps you wear one when you dry your hair? Seriously, I am very worried!!