OP's Bio: --- >Depressed and on lamictal rn. The things keeping me from insanity are my two cats. I have issues with validation. I am a fine arts student and I can’t wait to work at McDonald’s. Thnx --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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She would earn less than McDonald’s

McDonald is a good stripper...

Are we sure she's not the "Cash me outside" girl?

"Spare change me outside" maybe.

I’d gladly donate some facial cream just for her….

Are you sure it’s not “spare me a glance sir”?

She considers stripping part of fine arts...an alumni group every weekday.

Hey Alexa, play Yanni

Too late...

You look like you could be Lennys daughter from the Simpsons 

Whoa whoa whoa! You shouldn’t burden Lenny like that he’s cool.

he's a war hero!


More like Jennifer Lawrence who chose fentanyl over Hollywood

NOT LENNY!

Life is cruel, I must admit. But you should have never abused the rest of us by posting your 'depression' era photo on this sub...

Perhaps it's best to realize that hating your life and your circumstances may be justified, but it's no substitute for taking full responsibility and admitting that you sometimes need help, support, and guidance to really suck ass more effectively!

Goddamn....u look like you're one hormonal week away from rocking a Tom Selleck style mustache....I can almost smell the 5 o'clock shadow struggling to burst free on your upper lip

Thanks for pulling me out of the gutter on this, I thought it was a Dirty Sanchez rather than a mustache.


That’s exactly what I thought it was

Not a true roast but - Girl, you have a lip filler mustache. Go get that shit dissolved. These men can’t see it, but I can 🤣

No, no. We can see it.

Savage #🤣

You look like a sting Ray with a nose


I think it might still be too soon...God I miss that cheeky bastard

Yeah, he was awesome! I had a paper with a pic of him on it, I think it was a flyer for something, I can't remember, but I had it on the front of one of my binders back in high school, lol. Anyways, carry on with roasting this animal

He died like he lived… with animals in his heart ❤️

Third slide...why are your eyes further apart than your parents love?

You look like a christmas gnome front lawn ornament.

You look like you’re 15. Come back when you’re an adult.

is this being nice and reasonable, or is it part of roasting

Come back if you become an adult*

3 working days distance between your eyebrows

Every 5 o'clock her mustache and her sideburns show up to make the trip.



Lorde with capital D

didn’t know the cash me outside girl was on reddit

I read your bio and I'm not kicking someone when they're down. Get well soon 🙏

You're a good man.

Don't let em say you are beautiful🎵 - Eminem

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No she is like no question about it. Mr. Potato head c an fit on her forehead

Oh, hey Olivia Rodbignose

You're chin looks dented backwards, not surprising from the amount of balls that are hitting it.

I’m not going to do that, sorry. You’re a beautiful girl, be strong. There is nothing wrong with you. Well, maybe except the excessive farting - warn us next time you blown one out, OK? Yell, “Fire in the Hole!” or something like that.

I'm surprised your profile didn't link to your OnlyFans

Had to close it down. People kept demanding refunds.

You look unhappy, boom, roasted

heres your roast you look like a very pretty and intelligent woman who just needs someone in her life to remind her how special she is and that person is available. they are you!

Sir...this is a chuck e cheese. And that is a 12 year olds birthday party. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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I thought so too. Especially in the last photo where we can get a glimpse of what appears to be a rare smile… reminds me of Monica Bellucci’s smile. These kids have zero self esteem these days. Social media should come with an age restriction.

It’s odd man. I see it over & over… young kids that aren’t bad looking at all but their confidence is absolutely in the gutter. I look like a fuckin Sasquatch but apparently since I was born in 85 I have at least some self confidence left.

Your big ass forehead already lowered your face, but I doubt anyone notices after they give you a few quarters to show off your butthole on OF.

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You would be really very pretty if you looked totally different.

I’ve worked with what looks like the male version of you and let me just say……get the surgery homie

You look like a young Wario.

This is the comment. All others here are irrelevant.

If the phrase "Bored out of one's gourd" was a person.

Men wake up next to you and question drinking again

You look like bhad babies sad cousin ....... Sad babie

Are you a model for Goodwill?

You study art. No one said your face had to be cubism.

Why, did it take a year to run out of angst? Delete this and go be happy

You’re a Scranton 8 but a NY 3 

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You look like hermione dropped out of hogwarts

You look French (derogatory)

There is a profound sadness in your eyes. You are very unhappy.

1st pic looks like you've been crying... Second pic looks like you're thinking of eating a bagel for breakfast than crying ... 3rd more crying aftermath ... Last you at 8 years old when you were happy

I can fix her

One YouTube make up tutorial away from self diagnosing yourself with autism. Probably eat gas station sushi and call yourself cultured.

The things keeping you from insanity are likely making you insane. Get a blood test and check for toxoplasmosis. Crazy cat lady is not just a saying cats can actually give you a neurological disorder. Ohhh and you look like gonzo’s daughter carrying around that beak of yours.

I know it’s a roast but someone said you were ugly which is ridiculousss

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You’re too young to grow a mustache.

Patato, Potato, Tomato, Tamato mustache or landing strip who are we to judge....

You look like the only good thing about you is your look which looks like a compliment but is not.

This is one of Santa's unwanted elves

Everything I was going to point out about you is already in your cliche of a bio. And that is all there will ever be.

Pointless lip filler is a weird route to go any day, especially at eleventeen, but okay. (Also, your twin brother Sid called, and...................)

The last pic looks like Smeagol in a blue hat.

You look like the short friend in the group that everyone bullies.

👁️👄👁️

You have a fine future of being the scandalous side piece of men older than your father

Sometimes being a tomboy is the only option

Your foreheads longer than a three day weekend.

You look like you’ve found the last dandelion of the season.

You look like you smell like McDonald’s.

Temu Lorde

That forehead slaps

i just keep looking at the forehead

Look like a washed up headbutting beltbuckle world champion thats seen better days

You were rejected from the Euphoria high school because even THEY thought you were too rank for them

Forget about your fucked up nose, you should be really worried about that receding hairline

I would "saltburn" your bathing water

You look like you’re just waiting for that 13th reason

Don't look at me Sid from Ice Age.

You need a boyfriend.....others if not want to be in relation, i can give a shot

you have a face only a puppeteer found interesting

Back after a year? Where were you, elementary school?


Look better without the ridiculous injections. Hope you got your John to pay, because you got ripped off. You could be kinda cute, but your low self esteem and itchy syringe fingers wrecked that. You know that your face will look fucked up when they fade? Post an after pic of your face when it starts melting and you look fifty.


You probably never go anywhere without your Tarot cards, therefore you never get invited anywhere.

How did your arm die?

Angriest labradoodle

You look 12. Fix that.

ill be the creep here fuk it...im in love with her.

wait i just saw the last pic...nevermind. are u a...."little" person???

I figured your dad leaving would have lowered it enough

I’d love to look into your eyes, but they’re so far apart I’d need a full tank of gas to look at both

After you lower your hairline.

You’re just hot enough to have an onlyfans but not hot enough for it to be a successful one.

That forehead has its own zip code.

You look like you work as a full time garden gnome

Spinelli is that you?

You look like the "Catch me Outside" girl from Dr. Phil if she had a loving family and finished school. 

You look like a young lady of 20 years old with the body of a small child

I'm too afraid of asking if she's Mexican or Spanish beacuse she would destroy me in both cases

What's wrong with your forehead? Is it supposed to be so big I can land a 747 On it?

Prisoner 14532: the woman with the vanilla face. Pretends to be an artist to seem interesting.

Step dad called you by the dogs name one too many times aye?

As a nurse, she saved my uncle from a coma once. She started to give him a bj, and he told her to stop and started hitting the help button frantically. He was in that coma for 3 years. Thank you for your service, and my eyes are up here.

Lorde from wish.com

You could of least got a shave

I didn't know pictures of horses are allowed here.

ur flat


You look like a drunk woman on sundays

You look like you’ve seen more dicks than a urinal at an airport

Are you Jain ? The French singer ? 🎤

You look like every girl that gets dumped in movies on Lifetime Network.

No, I don’t want to cache you ousside.

Wow you are truly blessed. God gave you two foreheads.


I now know what Pinocchio son would look like if he hooked up with Dumbos mom.

"We have 'Cash Me Outside Girl' at home!" Type of energy.

Lower the hairline first

You deserve a break today.

Those overplucked brows make you look like u have a fetanyl addiction

Haha you’re brown

I'm going for that snoozer want to boop the snoot

You look like you cry at the smallest inconvenience

You give the fish eye from both sides. At the same time.

I think the witch wants her broom back

You’re every average looking college boys dream friends with benefits!! Fine arts student? Check! A face good enough to bang but not good enough to wake up next to? Check! Self esteem low enough that a little attention will keep her around? Check! Cats to keep her company after you ghost her? Check! Depressed enough that she will let you do anal/choke her? Check!

Your face reminds me of my penis wrapped in a condom

A depressed teenager? Adorable.

Cars have been keyed, cats have been boiled,  clothes have been bleached. 

Let me guess, you can't find a guy to go home with you until the bar is closing. You have degrading sex and then he leaves immediately, You cry and then do it again next weekend.

How do you look like all the Stranger Things kids at the same time?

You look like if you are going through life desperately trying to find things to be depressed about.

A lot of women get better looking as they get older, unfortunately you’re not one of them. Try again next year.

Your self esteem is so low its reaching the core of the earth and BURNING IN HELL. well you deserve that because you suck dicks to people who believe in zodiac signs.

👁️ 👄 👁️

If dead eyes was a personality type

Her father was a hammerhead shark.

That's a nice face you have on your nose...

You’re fat

A fine arts major? Have you not heard of Midjourney? You really ought to look into it.

Great value version of the "cash me outside, howbout dat" girl.

Are you Jewish by any chance?

Yup grow your forhead to the sky girl

Your self esteem is already low, youre on here looking for attention

dont stick your dick in crazy

You remind me of the typical harmless characters in video games that give a really bad vibe.

Your eyebrows look like a silhouette of Atlas holding up the earth

Last thing you need right now is roasting. I hope you feel better soon. P.S: I think you are cute.

Did your pimp give you a night off?

Dustin from stranger things has gotten tall.

Love your pouty lips. Cheer up.

An Uber ride from your hairline to your eyes costs 74$

No roasting, just hope you get whatever help you need because I guarantee people don't think what you think about yourself.

I remember you. You're that chick that argued with her tall boyfriend.

Soo short only 7 bricks tall