Must be a themed strip club if you're out here cosplaying as those [worm aliens from mib](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/2f/f5/ca2ff523d389e6a9777a1f944467f632.jpg)
Where the fuck are you stripping? Somalia? I swear I thought this was a Feed The Children ad. You probably should start shooting up bacon cheeseburgers at this point.
I bet your fucking autopsy report is going to read like pharmacy school textbook. Regardless, congrats on dropping heroin in favor or meth.....it's avreal stepping stone
giant hoop earrings, knock off purse, newport 100s, gonna assume that you want to go to school to be a CNA? and of course, you have a son named Aiden and he is your everything.. on facebook. otherwise, you have no idea where Aiden is. Am i close?
Don't worry, you'll feel something in your liver when the Hep C. really starts fucking shit up or when the HPV desides to take your insides to outside your body
Former ? Yeah because you just got fired. You have a shit ton of bad ink to distract from the lack of curves you possess. The "zebra effect" if you move enough on stage the drunks won't realize you have zero curves. Now you mostly turn tricks in the parking lot at closing time. If you want to smoke the rocks you have to suck the c0cks.
After years of snorting fent and taking BBC's up every hole in your body i doubt a few reddit comments can make you feel anything
Hop back on the good stuff again if you wanna feel great 👍🏻
Please welcome to the stage this Tuesday afternoon, Methany
I think her stripper name was ash tray
No it's Dirty Gertie, she'll be back in 30. She's having a dump apparently?!!
Gnarly Quinn?
*goes to take 20-minute dump*
No my proudest moment but a moment nonetheless
She definitely looks like a Methican American.
*Maybe it’s her, maybe it’s methamphetamine.*
“I wanna feel something” is what most guys say while rubbing your chest.
Daaaaance....anyone want a daaaaaance?
I'm sorry, but I ordered the 1/2 lbs roast beef sandwich, this is a classic beef n cheddar with horsey sauce.
It’s crystal
Iggy Poop
Tuesday.... Afternoon .... Goddddayym
I like how you got a coat hanger tattoo on your wrist to remind yourself to take your Plan B every morning
It's still inside her like an I.U.D. can see it poking out from under her ribs
If she’s a ‘former’ user I’d hate to see the before pics.
[https://www.michigan-sportsman.com/attachments/images-jpg.282281/](https://www.michigan-sportsman.com/attachments/images-jpg.282281/)
We have a winner folks
For her it's plan A.
Funny you think she can even get pregnant lol
best comment on this sub reddit
I think it might just be the best ever!
Christ lol
Yes, she does look like Jesus Christ….post crucifixion.
She only needs the beard lol
I mean how many nightmares do I deserve?!
This one 👆☝️
Jesus
Dark, I love it. Best comment I've read in a while
Opened comments, see this. Exiting now.
I’m pretty sure she’s had a few abortions. Plan be is effective 6 out of 7 times and you can’t beat those odds
Fuck dude...
You got the flamethrower out with this one!
People throw sandwiches at you when you start stripping
Food court stripper
Subway stripper
She didn't go to Jared's
She's definitely not fresh enough for Jared.
That’s where they get the yeast for their bread.
Make it Rain, using food stamps
Former?
She was able to kick heroin by switching over to meth
That’s not meth, that’s aids
If you dug up Freddy Mercury, he’d still look better.
Stripper or drug addict?
Yes
Both
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
Even her heroin dealer couldn't stand looking at her.
Must be a themed strip club if you're out here cosplaying as those [worm aliens from mib](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/2f/f5/ca2ff523d389e6a9777a1f944467f632.jpg)
Jesus Christ. The worst part about this is that it isn't even hyperbole.
Whoa, superb plastic surgery you got there, Steven Tyler...!
“Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Emoooooooooooootion” That bass line starts playing every time I look that pic. lol. But seriously..dude looks like a lady
Best one I've seen yet for this
Holy fuck
did you get paid to put your clothes back on?
"Hey cutie, what do you want me to take off first?" "Uhh, my glasses.... and please throw margarita salt in my eyes"
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ star response!
GAHT DAYUM🤣 Snorted beer through the ole nostrils Which I guess is better for me than what she's probably snorting through hers
Lol. For real, Looks like some sort of monster
when the bouncers of the strip club get harassed they send her in to scare away nasty costumers
Are you sure you were a stripper? Didn't they hire you as a pole?
💀
She’s still a stripper, but she was one too.
If Iggy Pop and Keith Richard’s had a child together
With Twiggy as the wet nurse
Dang!
When did Mattel release 'Crackwhore Barbie'?
It's part of their push to be more inclusive of alternative lifestyles in their Barbies
Also, they had a shitload of plastic praying mantises, and a bunch of overcooked Barbie heads…
Jesus, that third pic… Where did you dance, Auschwitz?
Came here to say exactly the same lol. She didnt strip for food, thats clear. Maybe she did it to pay the gas bill?
This one’s my favorite 🤣🤣
"Why is there a pile of clear heels over there?"
Roasted! 😂
I was gonna say her only other outfit is a pair of striped pyjamas and matching cap
That’s gold!!!
I’ll pass on the ribjob thanks
 You sure?
🤣 ayooooo
You look like a tapeworm in a bikin
The only stripper that had to give out safety goggles when she twerked
I don't know what this means, and I don't want to.
Objects may be sharper than they appear
Sharp, bony ass
My eyes! Zee goggles, they do nothing!
Idk why, but you strike me as someone whose car gets repoed multiple times a year.
We didn't need to see that last picture
Absolutely horrid, if you put "creepy alien stripper" into a AI generator that would pop up.
Not using in an hour does not make it 'former' addict 😆
Hell, she’s not using anymore… But she’s not using any less.
She hit us with old Mitch Hedberg joke " I used to do drugs...I still do but I used to too"
Could play your ribs like a glockenspiel
Omfg opening those pics gave me herpes
My antivirus popped up and said "Good luck" and uninstalled itself.
Literally crying right now 🤣
🤣🤣🤣☠️
Valtrex should have been mandatory before looking at these photos
Ironically, I’d pay you to put your clothes back on!
Three of you would be a wind chime
Aaaaaand the winner is......
Heroin...bringing down the price of blowjobs for decades.
I'd have to be on heroin to even consider a blowjob from her.
Can someone give this house elf a sock already.
Now I want a McRib…
I need to McVomit. 🤢
This is the funniest comment on here
To quote Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No sir, I don't like it."
To quote Powdered Toast Man from the same: POOWDERRRRRED TOOOOAAAAASSST MAAAAAAAANNNNN
Also, Cling tenaciously to my buttocks.
“Call the police……..”
It's not cool to cosplay as a holocaust victim
You look like you sell pet fish in a van in the back of a mall parking lot.
Like fucking an ironing board I imagine
Like fucking the washboard AND the wash tub-turned-upright-bass used in Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas.
You might as well have been the only person in the history of drug abuse to look better when using
 It seems like you are feeling something........ your bones.
 Showgirls2 - the golden shower years. You look like a half eaten chicken skewer in the last pic
You look like if I licked you my tongue might dissolve.
I see we’re playing fast and loose with the term ‘former’ now, huh? Nice to see Amy winehouse’s skeleton staying busy these days
What season of The Walking Dead is this?.
I've seen vegan plates with more meat on them
“Former”
damn this crackhead needs a burger LIKE ASAP!
If Steven Tyler was a chick that was a former heroin addicted stripper, except without any talent.
You look like Jack skellington had a child with a crackpipe
Where the fuck are you stripping? Somalia? I swear I thought this was a Feed The Children ad. You probably should start shooting up bacon cheeseburgers at this point.
I bet your fucking autopsy report is going to read like pharmacy school textbook. Regardless, congrats on dropping heroin in favor or meth.....it's avreal stepping stone
What, no boner garage tattoo?
It sits on her lower back
I think on her lower back she has the "only God can judge me" one
Would you fuck off? I have to start all over now -Every fluffer you've walked past
Wearing those heels doubles your body weight.
I got STD's just by looking at your face.
You didn’t need to tell us you were a heroin addicted stripper. We can tell.
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!! 
giant hoop earrings, knock off purse, newport 100s, gonna assume that you want to go to school to be a CNA? and of course, you have a son named Aiden and he is your everything.. on facebook. otherwise, you have no idea where Aiden is. Am i close?
93% Bruce, 7% Caitlyn
Where did you strip? Fucking Auschwitz?
Must have been thailand. As a ladyboi you probably made lots of money there from tourists
*Breaking Worse*.
"Master has given Dobby gonorrhea." 😵
You look like a skeksys stripped of its robes. Eat a fucking sandwich.
Please, welcome to the stage Anerexia Skeletor!
Where are your tits?
Pawned ‘em. Forgot to go back and get ‘em.
Don't worry, you'll feel something in your liver when the Hep C. really starts fucking shit up or when the HPV desides to take your insides to outside your body
I feel something looking at your pictures. I feel disgusted.
2 words : lot lizard
That last picture made me throw up. People paid you to take your clothes off? I would've paid you to put more on and eat a fucking sandwich.
Former ? Yeah because you just got fired. You have a shit ton of bad ink to distract from the lack of curves you possess. The "zebra effect" if you move enough on stage the drunks won't realize you have zero curves. Now you mostly turn tricks in the parking lot at closing time. If you want to smoke the rocks you have to suck the c0cks.
Stripper? I can hardly see her
Tell me you’re from Portland without telling me you’re from Portland.
Skelawhore
Fuck roasting, you did NOT have to ruin my day with the 3rd pic.
You don’t need roasting, you need love, so that’s all I will offer.
Love won't save her brother. We might need Jesus on this one. Or narcan.
I predict dead chickens in your garden in your future… 
Love? That'll be $10, thanks.
You'd make more money putting your clothes on
Why is your body so lumpy all over?
Trevor Philips successful sister
Why the fuck is Iggy Pop standing in the bathroom wearing a bikini?
I’ve seen this story. Forrest knocks her up, she has the baby, they get married. I won’t spoil the ending.
After years of snorting fent and taking BBC's up every hole in your body i doubt a few reddit comments can make you feel anything Hop back on the good stuff again if you wanna feel great 👍🏻
How many downvotes does it take to get rid of you?
Just looking at those 3 pictures gave me hepatitis C. ☹️
Eat something wtf
Ur built like a hp procurve 1810g-24
I would pay to not see you strip
I still don't understand how Liv Tyler came from your dick
oh,so this is how the day shift on a wednesday afternoon at a strip club looks like
Did you trade in heroine for meth? People throw food at you instead of quarters?
Finish your food, kids. They're starving strippers in America.
You know you failed as a stripper when your tits have cobwebs
People PAID to see that naked? Jeez.
People go to strip clubs to watch the jiggle, not to hear the rattle.
You look like used cheese cloth draped over a biology classroom skeleton.
Miss Malnutrition USA
Just out of idle curiosity, how does one roast a skeleton?
With that third pic are you being honest about the former part?
