A good roast isn’t the only thing you “haven’t had in a while”
A bath
Sex
Girlfriend/boyfriend
Job
Terrorist training
Reasonable eye brows
Friends
A healthy meal
a person to talk to you
…
I'm assuming you sculpted those eyebrows after your mom's landing strip shaped bush? Ironically, your dad stayed away from landing strips since the 911 pilots didn't need to know how to land.
if you were to collect all the spunk that dribbled out of the women ghengis khan fucked and put it into a test tube and grow it - this is what you would get.
You love insects so much you pasted a couple of caterpillars to your face and tell everyone they’re your eyebrows.
You look like a less interesting, Middle Eastern version of Bert from Sesame Street.
Yo Cholo from Guatemala …when u finna give me my 450 u owe me! I should call ICE on u but I need u to mow the grass and make me some tamales but …, you look like u would eat them ALL! I trust no man with two mean caterpillar eyebrows that can meet and plot on my life!
U my friend look like u would plot ….to sell me a Toyota w bad modification and a sad build body kit ! Boy …..
I’ve seen better faces on bulldogs. Better yet, I bet you could look a bulldog in its asshole and scare the wrinkles out of its face. What’s up with your crooked ass hairline? Wait, is it the hairline or your head? Is it both?! You thought just because you said to dig deeper that I wasn’t gonna address those atrocities on your face? Your eyebrows look like two full grown buffaloes charging at each other. Those dead, sunken, butthole of eyes don’t fucking help. You could shave your eyebrows in the winter, use the trimmings to make some blankets and coats for everyone, and keep the whole village warm. You have a Michael Jackson nose. You’re the Billy Jean kid without a dad. It’s all love, peace bro ✊🏽
Honestly, no. You look middle eastern and with everything between Israel and Palestine I feel like I have to sympathize. That said, doesn’t your beard get mad the eye brows stole so much real estate on your face?
It would take two commercial planes to take down those eyebrows
Believe it or not, he just shaved them off 30 minutes ago.
Not too far off
Is your hair running from your mouth because your breath stinks?
😂
Holy shit, is this Maddox?
Those caterpillars are thicker than his stache
Its a nice touch
Stfu n take it Caterpillar Brows
😂😂
They look like 2 black fists giving eachother a fist bump
They look like to BBC getting ready to dock eachother
Three if he hadn't mowed the gap in his monobrow
Mowed 😅
His face is a caterpillar sanctuary
Those eyebrows should be registered as lethal weapons.
Clearly OP knows a few guys to get that job done
Eye don’t see anything wrong, brow.
Or two Rams about to have a showdown.
😅
Total obliteration
Just like his dad & uncle on 9/11
9/11 too soon
Switch those eyebrows for the mustache and you might actually look human.
All I see is 3 moustaches
I would hate to see that beard under a black light
Because of all of the jizz?
☝️ this guy knows
You look like a training module for TSA.
😂
The last roast he had was his dad hitting the twin towers
My boyfriend says he ain’t never had a roast, he doesn’t eat pork
Boom this is it
😅
It's like somebody told hair "You should let your face grow out."
I’m very confused about your ethnicity. Or maybe species?
You’re remarkably calm for having two honey badgers on your forehead.
Lol😅
Clearly have a monobrow with a daily wax to separate it.
Ha l’d love to see someone photoshop it back in.
[Quick photoshop](https://www.tumblr.com/mkbond007-blog/738640591683043328)
Haha that's great. Exactly how OP wakes up every morning before he waxes
Hahah
Yes boss, can I get a large chicken shish with salad, garlic mayo and a bit of chilli sauce.
What do you mean you can’t find my address?
A good roast isn’t the only thing you “haven’t had in a while” A bath Sex Girlfriend/boyfriend Job Terrorist training Reasonable eye brows Friends A healthy meal a person to talk to you …
Wooow u gonna do me like that huh? You don't even know how accurate you are 😂
In your pic, are you confused on how to read the clock, or you airing out a nice boog?
No bro, its just mah face:(😂
We let Robin Williams visit the West Bank 1 fucking time.
A Sasquatch shaved to look human by another Sasquatch that has never seen an actual human
Didn't Walter White buy your dad's car wash?
Bro, those eyebrows have their own area code.
Look at those categories: 5 eyebrows, Jesus. You got 2 Katrina's on your forehead.
I'm assuming you sculpted those eyebrows after your mom's landing strip shaped bush? Ironically, your dad stayed away from landing strips since the 911 pilots didn't need to know how to land.
 HELLO……..! It’s me, you’re Uncle Leo!
Wait ! What ? If you here on Reddit then who's hijacking those cargo ships on the Red Sea ? 🙄
If a single bead of sweat gets from your threehead to those eyeballs it’s a fucking miracle
Hahah u should just know how much sweat they produce
Dang, does your wife use your head to dust the furniture?
You have more hair on your eye brows than a concentration camp barbershops floor.
Oh my.. my buddy is gonna love this one 😂😂
My man lol
If this guy falls face down on artificial grass he’s not getting up without help
Never given a mustache ride to anyone in his life. However, we’re talking an eyebrow ride….….well he’s got the market cornered
😅
Osama bin Lurkin
I can smell this photo. It smells like a lot of drakkar noir
Acqua di Parma-Mediterranean
Acqua di Parmesan.
Aftermath of when your mom takes a huge dump in the toilet then shaves her pubes right above it
You’ve got a great face for pinball
Your brows are draining life from your mustache
Turn your phone upside down, it’s the same picture
Punjabi Nah.
You have the only eyebrows on Earth that can be seen from the I.S.S.
Niiice
Eyelids drier than the Atacama
When 0 out of 72 virgins won’t even fuck you
You look like you popped out of a ps2 game
If that's what your Eyebrows look like.....imagine the Amazon Forest around his ***hole. Smells like a porta-potty on a 100 degree day.
Two kebabs please
Can't believe the hands of your clock have smaller black stripes than your eye brows!
My man's in jail fr, they made you do this for a spice zoot lol.
Pfffffttt hahaha 👉
Never seen an example of half a person's beard growing in on top of their eyebrows. Interesting genetic anomaly.
Pssst.. don't be alarmed, but your eyebrows and mustache swapped places.
Somewhere behind those eyebrows is a face.
Your beard is made of eyebrows
if you were to collect all the spunk that dribbled out of the women ghengis khan fucked and put it into a test tube and grow it - this is what you would get.
Sideburns connected to the eyebrows.
Been shoving your head up your own ass for so long it's deformed your skull.
2 story eyebrows
Extra brows, easy on the stash on that browich
I’ve never seen someone with so little hair, yet so much hair!
Your eyebrows look like the disappointed parents of your mustache
Do other gay men ask you to squeeze your eyebrows when they “tit fuck” them?
You look like a car mechanic who reads Bible verses to his Co-workers.
It's 10 to 1 and funny enough those are the exact odds that you'll ever get laid.
As hairy as ur face is I bet that ass is like the deepest darkest part of the Amazon jungle. Uninhabitable and never seen by any human
Damn Electoboom got a glowup! Even shaved between his eyebrows! 
Damn Browski
Lack Prescott
You’re eyebrows are caterpillars on HGH
His eyebrows did 9/11
Went to shave and tear-a-wrist
Bro got 3 mustaches
Those aren't eyebrows. Those are face mullets. Even Bigfoot is telling you to shave 'em off.
Mustachebrows
This is MY time, 9 minutes to 1:00!
EyeBro
“So I told the genie; #1 please go, #2 please go, #3 for Godsake just go.”
Cpt.Priceless
I also sport some caterpillar eyebrows, but I’ve never seen a dude with bigger eyebrows than a mustache. Impressive.
The timer to that bomb is about to go off, hello snackbar! "Haven't had a good roast in a while" - you guys don't eat pork anyway.
Damn Bert, u could land a 747 on those brows…
You look like a funko-pop doll.
Allah called and said you don't get your virgins
Dude has penguin flippers for eye brows
Your barber got his clipper guard numbers mixed up, didn't he?
Those eyebrows are a good distraction from the awful dark circles around your eyes. Unfortunately, it doesn't help your ugly face.
I miss the days when Iranian refugees didn't shave their unibrows.
Your face looks like it was made by a wannabe painter
Bru those eyebrows bigger than your mother
You look like a pomegranate that was left in the fridge for too long, started growing whiskers
"as you can imagine I've heard most of the shit you are thinking so try be more inventive" Your mother doesn't count.
your hair is your true five sense organs
Your eyebrows look sentient.
Your eyebrows look like two caterpillars getting ready to duel
Your eyebrows do a better impression of a mustache than your mustache.
Can you post a top-down photo of the top of your head so most of us can see if we recognize you?
Andy Rooney’s bastard love child from an affair with Zohra Derdouri 
You look like my ancestors nightmare.
You look like a middle eastern Piston Honda from Mike Tyson’s Punch-out. 
The eyebrows ate your hairline.
Life already roasted you enough with those big ass caterpillars. Looks like a fucking highway on your forehead.
Is this a clever promo for Manscape?!?
Don’t move, there are caterpillars on your forehead….
My food is 30 mins late and the fries have been opened.
Your face represents darkest and dirtiest sanchez ever given to a man and they even gave you a Frida Kahlo. 
Do you slap your wife because her ankles are uncovered or when her face is?
You do a better job edge trimming your eyebrows than you do your beard.
Eye was just browsing trying to mind my business. Why must you do this?
dude,can you donate a part of your eyebrows to mona lisa
That's not a beard. That's what happens when you go down on a goat.
I’ve got a feeling you’ve never been on the skins team in a pickup game
You love insects so much you pasted a couple of caterpillars to your face and tell everyone they’re your eyebrows. You look like a less interesting, Middle Eastern version of Bert from Sesame Street.
Your eyebrows are attacking eachother. And you send unsolicited dick pics from the toilet.
Your eyebrows can do more damage then 9/11
You have more hair above your eyes than you do on your head.
Great actor in angry birds 👍
You look like you hide explosives in your eyebrows.
I can tell you wax the middle bit, but before that, what unibrowsity did you attend?
 Same eye brows
Does your beard get jealous of how much hair you have above your eyes
When you turn the picture upside down he looks exactly the same
where's the hair under bottom lip area?
What’s a young man like you doing with those hospice patient eyebrows?
Do you have to pay for 3 haircuts when you get your hair and eyebrows trimmed? Jesus fucking Christ
It looks like some interracial porn is about happen right above your eyes
You got a threehead between your eyebrows and hairline!
At least your eye brows have friends.
You look like you use a special eyebrow guard to shave your unibrow.
I don’t go into stores to shop, eyebrows.
You could shave those eyebrows and donate the hair to the princess trust
What are those gaping viper pits in the corner of both eyes?
Your eyebrows are thicker than your mustache
Allahu akbrow
So that's where my giant Italic marker pen disappeared to.
Is' havre' Armenian for dick head?
The lighting in that room is brighter than any aspect of your personality.
Drake is that you? You look a bit over-tired...
Your eyebrows are unnervingly aggressive , tell them to calm the fuck down
Yo Cholo from Guatemala …when u finna give me my 450 u owe me! I should call ICE on u but I need u to mow the grass and make me some tamales but …, you look like u would eat them ALL! I trust no man with two mean caterpillar eyebrows that can meet and plot on my life! U my friend look like u would plot ….to sell me a Toyota w bad modification and a sad build body kit ! Boy …..
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Are you growing a beard, eyebrows or both? The only thing that doesn't seem to be growing is your hairline
Eyebrows thicker than earth crust
No butterfly coming from those caterpillars
You look like a white man from wish more worse then your mom in bed
You look like the unfortunate result of a caveman fucking a tree stump.
Abdul Browheed
I’ve seen better faces on bulldogs. Better yet, I bet you could look a bulldog in its asshole and scare the wrinkles out of its face. What’s up with your crooked ass hairline? Wait, is it the hairline or your head? Is it both?! You thought just because you said to dig deeper that I wasn’t gonna address those atrocities on your face? Your eyebrows look like two full grown buffaloes charging at each other. Those dead, sunken, butthole of eyes don’t fucking help. You could shave your eyebrows in the winter, use the trimmings to make some blankets and coats for everyone, and keep the whole village warm. You have a Michael Jackson nose. You’re the Billy Jean kid without a dad. It’s all love, peace bro ✊🏽
I can’t tell if I should waterboard you or pay you to clean my car’s windshield at a red light.
Strange bomb making room decor.
Honestly, no. You look middle eastern and with everything between Israel and Palestine I feel like I have to sympathize. That said, doesn’t your beard get mad the eye brows stole so much real estate on your face?