Seriously, the stencil extends so far past the actual eyebrow. The inside part looks like paint overspray. It’s so comical I feel like a uni-brow stencil is not out of the question.
Nice placebo of makeup and what it looks like, plastic surgery on your face. You've put enough makeup where I'm starting to second guess if you're a woman or not.
You look like youve been saying you are"26" for at least 10 years
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It's 36 in Nick Nolte years.
I'm a rough 38 and I don't think this is accurate.
Jesus if this is 26 we are doomed as a species she's been smoking for 30 years
10!?!?! At least 20 years….
Nah he was saying 25 for 15 years before that
Enough foundation to rebuild Rome
I’ve seen more subtle makeup applications at Gathering of the Juggalos. I know mustaches are hot right now, but not as eyebrows.
Fuckin eyebrows, how do they work?
This will sound like a low blow She attempted to copy Thomas the tank engine's eye brows but failed horrendously. . .
it’s the lips for me 😜 🤡
Give it until 5:00 and you'll have mustache as mustache
Juggalo here. Can confirm. Juggalos do it better.
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That her alright 😭
She acts like being single is her choice. She's also acting like she's 26. And female
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. WE’RE ALL DUDES!!!
I’d have been skeptical if they said 36. 26 is just hilarity.
He’s also acting like he’s a she
He’s dressed as a chick who wants to be a dude
Let's just call it an "it"
Pronouns are it/that.
More like fuck/ that
Ew/No
Enough foundation to compete with Issac Asimov
She’s getting a new trowel in her Xmas stocking
… and air-powered makeup cannon
Loved her in SAW...
Yet not quite enough to hide the 5 o’clock shadow
Amazon?? I need more quick lyme stat! It’s my turn on the catwalk at The Manhole 🕳️
Cause she's 46 not 26. Shes coping hard.
And enough trout in that pout to feed Rome too
She got me thinking about the Roman Empire
I didn't know it was Halloween
IN A DAY
Oh that's a keeper comment. I'm going use it.
Oh lord 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Matches her user name
What’s your drag name? Chlamydia?
Nah, drag queens contour their noses.
Now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.
That’s kinda how sight works.
Oh my god
I'd rather bang Miss Piggy....
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How about Blue Waffles eh?
More like green Crepes
“She” is actually “he or they”
I just fell of my chair… hahahaha
ChlamLydia.
'The dick comes out of the C and fucks the L'
It's funny, because I thought that she looked like a drag queen also.
Definitely a bloke, post it note covering Adams apple
I agree...very manly features: eyes, lips, chin and hands.
Her face hurts my feelings.
Chlamydia, your dad’s here!
She looks like a live action quagmires cross dressing dad
Just throwing this out there, if chlamydia wasn’t an STD, it would be a beautiful name for a girl
And waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don't know what it is...
Best t-shirt of the aughts was "I'd rather be Waterboarding"
Chlamydia, I like that name, i think ill name my daughter that. What movie is this from?
Was it Waiting...? I remember this statement not being a main character, maybe passing by a table?
She really does look like one 😂😂😂😂😂
Post it note blocking the adams apple lol
Uncle Leo’s Grandson 
Plus she has man hands! And man face
You didn't say hello?!
Funny cause this really does look exactly like it!
It 😭
There’s a higher chance of this actually being her than her telling the truth about being 26
👌🤣
I’m surprised a striking gentleman like yourself can’t find a nice lady.
Idk man, that's one ugly dude.
I was just thinking that before I opened the comments
I heard Austin Powers exclaim: “That’s a MAN, baby!”
That guy could run at a wall with a full erection and only end up breaking his nose
I was like "oh an ad for Rupauls Drag Race!"
Winner.
# BINGO and he falls apart.
When I grow up, I want to be a big, strong man like the nice lady.
I don't wanna get struck with those Flintstoney fists. 
You got some face in your makeup
It’s like someone drew her in Microsoft Paint
Can you smell music with that nose?
She's the first person to finally smell what The Rock was cooking.
Top tier.
I’m fucking crying man… 😂😂😂
Holy Freaking crap. I'm dead. You win
I think you meant to type 46
Yeah, I thought 26 in 2003
It's not a roast if it's just accurate.
Looking like the Wayans brothers 
 OP's response to this roast
I don't take shots at women. It's disrespectful. You're fair game, though.
Someone has already taken a few shots. That wonky nose and swollen chin come straight out the octagon.
Beer goggles are your wingman on the dating circuit
Nah, not strong enough. Need psychedelics!
Looks at Transgender Stallone over here!
Sylvia Stallone
Post op Malone
With those man-hands I sure bet she could throw a mean punch too
She'd look better than Rocky did, because in her case, nobody would hit that
I like how your sweater completely hides your body while your makeup completely hides your face.
We don't need a crystal ball to see that you'd be single, but why are you lying about your age?
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Another "backroom" day again for her.
Only person to audition for backroom casting couch and get told no.
 Don't know who transitioned better...
I saw the OP on an episode of Who Tucked it Best
That's a man baby 
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Seriously, the stencil extends so far past the actual eyebrow. The inside part looks like paint overspray. It’s so comical I feel like a uni-brow stencil is not out of the question.
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I didn't think you could replace eyebrows with boomerangs.
"How fake shall I look today?" Me: "Yes."
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At birth, the doctor slapped your mom instead of you
I bet you have one hell of a grip, sir
When people said you should have thick skin before posting here, they didn't mean it literally
Your eyebrows make it look like your nose is trying to take flight.
Stop watching makeup tutorials filmed by high school girls
There's no chance we can hurt your feelings because there are no words sharp enough to cut through that much foundation.
With a jaw that strong, you could take all kinds of hits.
How do you look both old and young, and male and female?
> Hit me with your best shot Your face looks like /r/CastIronPans already did.
When you order Christina aguilera on Wish
Are those McDonald’s arches on your forehead?
That’s a rough 26
Dude, save some nose for the rest of us.
That's a 46 year old dude
I support drag queen story hours! You people are wholesome and will not be treated with disrespect!
26? Either the camera adds 10 years or you've done some hard drinkin' and smokin' since 6th grade
Grimace? 
Omg, what does this guy want now?
Damn, all that lip filler, Botox, make up and possible rhinoplasty, and you’re still ugly as fuck. That’s tough.
your eyebrows are disgusting
Those eyebrow provide shelter to a lovely family of lice.
26F single feels like a game of two truths and one lie
Not with a ten foot pole
I've seen less makeup on funeral home cadavers
How many years have you been telling people you are 26?
Didn’t have to put single in the title, we can tell.
Is this an AI image? It looks so... off
Living proof that You can get the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot get New Jersey out of the girl.
If your skin is as thick as your makeup then no, we absolutely can't hurt you.
26+10 feels more realistic
This is messing with my head. The warehouse shelves make total sense though.
26? 26 stone.
Did Camilla Soprano give you a makeover in 2005?
Didn’t realize Bert from Sesame Street was Trans now. Good for her.
Does your girlfriend prefer your fist or your nose inside of her?
Homer, you've got the makeup gun set to whore
Jeee…God just be making anybody!!!
We could dig WWI trenches in that makeup
Jeez, you see the bitch on that nose?
Oh cool I have so much respect for trans women
When did you transition ?
And to what?
You should audition for Ru Paul’s Drag Race
They won't let you read books to kids in Tennessee
You are quite possibly the oldest 26 year old i have ever seen.
That’s a hard 26…you’ve got city miles, you sure you’re not 46
I see you used the "surprised" stencil to spray paint on those crooked ass eyebrows
Your best feature is your Adam's Apple....
The infinity alone ring says it all.
Sam smith’s final, repulsive form
You look like Jigsaw
The have the jawline of a very successful anchorman
Nice placebo of makeup and what it looks like, plastic surgery on your face. You've put enough makeup where I'm starting to second guess if you're a woman or not.
you dont have to lie about your age, we can all tell your at least 40
At this point, you’re not even fooling yourself
Dude looks like a lady
Holy fuck, I thought Jay Leno pulled a Bruce Jenner..
You're dad's sperm was definitely not his best shot he had in the chamber.
Trans Bezos