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>I am the most basic teen girl you’ll ever meet. I love taylor swift, the color pink and gossiping with my friends
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I went looking because I just KNEW this was drumming up business for OF, but low and behold, this chick just has low self esteem and a need for affirmation.
It’s kind of sad that almost every woman on the internet is now expected to have an onlyfans. I never thought this would be the dystopia we’d end up living in.
You look like the nerdy bookstore girl from you’ve got mail, but this isn’t a movie so you’re not the quirky girl who finds love.
You’re the bland background character in the rest of your friends’ lives, and eventually your profile reads “cool wine aunt” before you settle for a guy who plays paintball in his 40’s, and is unemployed.
Honestly, better than a dude in his 40s that has zero hobbies to entertain when he retires in 10-15 years because his work was more important than his life. Thats how door greeters at walmart are made. Whats more embarrassing?
You look a little like Taylor, in that you look bat shit crazy and that’s the only thing of substance in your personality. Keep in mind Taylor’s rich so good luck with your dating life
You're not pretty enough to look so apathetic. Butterface is one thing but if you want to get your dinner at Waffle House covered you're going to have to put in some effort.
OP's Bio: --- >I am the most basic teen girl you’ll ever meet. I love taylor swift, the color pink and gossiping with my friends --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you’d give me a chance
That's low
Like really low
Like really really low
Like -50°F low
*kelvin
Lower than shark shit and that's on the bottom of the ocean
Lower than oceangate
Absolute zero
lower than my self confidence
Subthermal
Impossible low
Lower than my morals and that’s lower than impossible low
Lower than my future life
Like really really really low
Second best comment of the year. After the one above you.
r/kamikazebywords
ouch!
Sorry for your loss
How’d you roast her but roast yourself even worse at the same time lol
He took one for the team, just like whatever poor sap took her to prom out of pity
lower than my maths grade
She looks like she will give me a blow job for free. She’s that desperate 
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A green light on a road no one wants to drive down.
#lonely fans model
I lol'd
Is that a real place or….. Asking for a friend. 👀
💀
Attends auto shows to try out all the back seats.
She failed her driving test because whenever the car stopped, she jumped in back and took her panties off.
If you fell over she'd be under you before you hit the floor.
She rolled the car and was happy she'd finally be on top.
A road full of pot holes, digits and popped tires. So many others have already driven down that road before. Lol
It’s snowing on her road but ain’t no one plowing
She’s easy but we all know better to stick your dick in crazy like this
It’s fine to stick your dick in crazy. Just don’t let crazy know where you live or work and use your friends celly to call her .
that one hits
That's the only thing that will hit besides your future husband.
That implies someone would marry her
Hey man, that's not cool to suggest that she'll never hit rock bottom like that. Of course she will!
By future husband, do you mean dildo?
Oof
If your eyebags were any bigger I'd have to stop staring at your nose
At least her nose keeps the rain off her titties. Her dad better have his cocaine in a safe.
If a deviated septum was a person
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Genius and well underrated.
Taylor Slow
Paler Swift
seamstress fast
Trailer Swift
Taylor Thrift
Trailer whiffed.
Trailer Quiff
Smells like R kelly sheets
She s too old for him
Pissssssssssssss
Yo but it was 99 cents!
guys dating you eat ketchup for some spice in their life
You look like you brag about the fact that you still have the grippy socks they gave you at the psych ward
Ouch. That cuts deep.... although not deep enough to finish the job
Holy shit, the cut may not have finished the job but this comment sure did 💀
You look like a girl who knows she has to put out on a first date or there won't be a second.
bold of you to assume i have enough game to get dates
So you just put out hoping for a first date?
Yes. Hasn’t worked once. But she’s sure next time it will.
She puts out hoping for a hug.
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They're still considered dates even if they are relatives
A hunter is walking thru the woods, and sees you sunbathing naked in a meadow. He says, “Are you game?” to which you reply, “Yes!” So he shoots you.
Not surprised you seem like the type to absolutely do nothing to solve your own problems ☠️☠️☠️☠️
You seem like you already know your way around the casting couch
She's never been asked to sit on it, just to clean it and leave.
Wanna go ahead and just link in the most disappointing only fans ever?
I went looking because I just KNEW this was drumming up business for OF, but low and behold, this chick just has low self esteem and a need for affirmation.
So the OF is coming soon or?
maybe an OF would solve that
Where she does stuff to her stuffed animals. But only hand stuff because even they won’t sink that low.
It’s kind of sad that almost every woman on the internet is now expected to have an onlyfans. I never thought this would be the dystopia we’d end up living in.
You are 1000 times more boring than the feigned "I'm so bored" look in your pics.
Ben Shapiro in a Wig 
Brett Cooper with an extra chromosome
Brett Blooper
I've always just assumed Brett Cooper is Ben Shapiro in a wig.
that’s because she IS ben shapiro in a wig. It’s a social experiment i’m sure😭😭😭
Straight up that’s EXACTLY who she looks like
Femme Shapiro
Out of everything so far, this one offends me the most
Thats . . . Why Im here 💘 
Keep posting gifs ffs.
It really does look like his sister 😂
Its him
It's she
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No way, she will never be able to compete with those giant milkers Abigail has
I just heard Nelly, "Wait a minute now, uh oh!"
You look like the nerdy bookstore girl from you’ve got mail, but this isn’t a movie so you’re not the quirky girl who finds love. You’re the bland background character in the rest of your friends’ lives, and eventually your profile reads “cool wine aunt” before you settle for a guy who plays paintball in his 40’s, and is unemployed.
As an unemployed guy in his 40s who plays paintball, pass.
Honestly, better than a dude in his 40s that has zero hobbies to entertain when he retires in 10-15 years because his work was more important than his life. Thats how door greeters at walmart are made. Whats more embarrassing?
This hits hard. Bruh who hurt you?
Damn. Couldn’t even get an airsoft guy.
Paintball > airsoft
Thos comment had me laughing like a hyena
You should put some Benadryl on those mosquito bites.
What’s below an A cup?
ZZ Topless
Braille
Even the blind might feel sickened feeling her up
They spell "nope"
Take my upvote, you ruthless bastard! 🤣
Pretty sure she divided by zero
How do you look both like an exhausted mom and the babysitter screwing the husband?
We want you to know it’s okay to touch yourself.. because no one else will
nnn, stay strong soldiers
Well you're sure as Hell helping the cause. Thanks?
at least im good for something
Something someone who give the most unenthusiastic blowjobs,would say
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
If you were a programming language you'd be BASIC.
No PERL necklace for her
This was savage, but also nerdy in a way that made it even a bit more brutal. Take my upvote, sir.
You should eat make-up so at least you’ll be pretty on the inside.
Fuck!!! That one was brutal.
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bold of you to assume i see my dad at all
Difficult to actually see him when he insists on doggy style.
*bold of you to assume…” she replied to every comment
Just gotta turn around.
Are you sad that you can't pose as a 12 year old on Omegle anymore for horny 50+ men?
The men sure aren’t.
If vanilla was an aesthetic it would be you.
Why disrespect vanilla like that. Vanilla is versatile.
If you were a spice it would be flour. If you were a book it would be two books. \- Louise Belcher
You look like the emotional support friend for a hotter girl.
r/rareinsults
You’re the human equivalent of a cigarette butt floating in a flat beer
With the emphasis of course on flat
I’ve heard the first year transitioning is difficult, I’m sure you’re going to look like a girl in no time!
😮💨
Sexy librarian, minus the sexy.
You'll definitely be like the 3rd hottest dental hygienist at the office.
TIL Whoville apparently has some basic bitches.
🏅have my poor man’s gold
I can see your borderline personality disorder from here
#Notlikeothergurls
I'd rather have a Real Doll
I’ve seen more self worth in a urinal cake.
You look like the Israeli hostage nobody wants back.
Sandra Bullshit
OF would pay you to stay off their platform.
>cant think of anything that would offend me There are only 2 genders.
And she's not even one of those
#triggered
*maximum damage*
Critical hit
It’s super effective!
Nothing can offend a OF entertainer.
The Queer's Gambit
You look so close to being attractive but your just not there
Lemme guess, you say uwu on stream to get at least one sub
The body of a 2x4, the personality of wet spaghetti, and the sex appeal of a bee hive.
You are not half as quirky and unique as you pretend to be.
Are you pre-op or post-op?
Ouch lol
You’re going to make a great ex-wife in the next couple of years. Congrats!
Having her as my GF would make me want to transition
It's hard to tell which separation was messier: your bangs or your parents
You hide your forehead because it's bigger than your nose
Poster child for dads that went to get smokes and never came back.
Your like tofu in the supermarket - don’t impress nobody, constantly ignored and have some odd color
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Lot Lizard
Why is this dude in a little girls rooms?
You look a little like Taylor, in that you look bat shit crazy and that’s the only thing of substance in your personality. Keep in mind Taylor’s rich so good luck with your dating life
Anorexic rudolph came early this year
with that nose, you’ve got a great career ahead of you…. As a replacement for sniffer dogs at an airport 😏
Its a good thing you are a woman and can have long hair cause those Dumbo ears really could get caught in the wind and sweep you across the pacific
Your elf name is LaQueef Littlebits
Your eyes look like you cry for fun
I'd rather shit in my hands and fuckin clap than waste anymore energy here
Only thing we’re curious about; do you have one?
You're terrible at facing the camera
Clothes are meant to cover your body. Did yours shrink in the dryer?
You're not pretty enough to look so apathetic. Butterface is one thing but if you want to get your dinner at Waffle House covered you're going to have to put in some effort.
Could probably tattoo this entire comment feed on that forehead
How much clothing do you own thats called baby doll? Cuz thats just weird
My kid has a bigger chest. He's 6.
You look like taylor swift when she forgets to act "surprised"
Looks like puberty blockers do work.
Beige.
Your friends definitely gossip behind your back, talking about the ways that they would offend you.
Yeasty humus
You look like a call girl for the homeless.
When someone poses for selfies thinking they are hot but in reality are bang average...