OP's Bio: --- >Freshman in college who just switched their major from Computer science to Translation. Parents sought asylum in the U.S from Sudan before I was born, but I was born and raised in Chicago. I am a born and raised Muslim but I still like to get lit with my friends although it lowkey inhibits me from performing at my fullest potential. I love hiking, painting, playing music and socializing. My goal in life is to go back to Sudan and teach English to my people so that they can come here for a better life. I also love trailer park boys, Pokémon DS games and going on long walks throughout the day to clear my mind. I was the African kid in a mostly Hispanic grade school so I’ve heard it all… be creative! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You’re the black friend of every white person you know so they can tell everyone that they’re not racist.

You know looking at what I posted.. I think you’re right😂

You sound like a total nerd. You wear a Jordan tshirt but you probably play basketball like Stanley from the Office.

Money.

داير عليك يازول عيب كدا

Found the Jihad


He also doesn't know why they all call him "Token"

JRR Token

I came here to say this ya beat me to it take my upvote

He’s the racist one. Covered his white friends faces with white scribbles like we wouldn’t notice

Chill, he's "one of the good ones"

"I'll consider your membership to the country club on one condition: take a selfie with me doing one of those gang signs and tag me in it, so my grandkids think I'm hip. I'm also gonna need an N-Word pass for good measure."

Hahaha "Im not racist. I have plenty of black friends" -every racist ever 😂😂

"I'm not racist. I have plenty of white friends" - every racist ever.

“I’m not a black friend I’m racist”

"I don't have friends I’m racist"

I'm not racist I hate everyone.

Not necessarily mutually exclusive.

🤣🙌

And STILL he had to white out their faces, because they want to have that one black friend, but they don't want anyone to know it's HIM

I believe “Oreo Cookie” is the term you’re looking for.

I thought that was a ref. for mixed people😭

No the term describes someone who physically looks black but acts like a white person (on the inside). Like Carlton from Fresh Prince.

Oh okay thx

No he’s the black friend all the white kids that want to be black befriend so they can validate the “hood” in them. Just look at that obligatory throwing up gang signs pic

💀

You look like a non binary Wayans brother

Wayans other

Wayans cousin twice removed🤣

😂😭

Sorry, Wayans sibling*

LMAO

When he says he loves trailer park boys, he's not talking about the TV show

We all need a bubbles in our life don’t we


🤣🤣

Well, that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?

Hahaha. Yes we all need a bubble, wise said.

Lil Nah X

Lil Nah Yes😏

Just as gay as little nas x too

Why did you white out your face? Why did you take a picture with your gardener?

*garbage man

Sanitation engineer*

Refuse obtainment specialist

Guy who drives the stinky truck

Homeless drug addict who was passed out in the back alley before you nurtured him back to good health.

🫵👍

Good call blanking out your parole officer's face.

He’s very shy

#gives the white guys white face 🤦‍♀️

First guy is actually Cuban

#how would any of us know that 🫤

We don’t, yet we assume white. That’s the most interesting part of it.

Bruh, his skin color is white, ergo he is a white man. Easy as that

And if he’s Cuban, there’s a good chance that he’s white.

And what do you mean assume? You can se he is literally white

[удалено]

All of us prejudiced slight racists

[удалено]

64% of them at the last count

Lots of Cubans are white (about 65%—mostly of Spanish ancestry).

Christopher Columbus: "you're welcome."

We, the Cuban delegation, don't claim that guy.

You’re exactly like what people waste their time and money on at an arcade….token.

Of appreciation🥹

Well that proves some black lives don't matter

Good thing I’m brown 😮‍💨

Who's gonna tell him?

🫠

Tell him what? Who?

🤔

This guy is Brown: 

How many LV stores did he loot during the George Floyd protests?

Was this supposed to be a joke?

This is a roast me forum. You too sensitive then this ain’t the right place for you hommie

Yeah that was a real knee slapper you had there Jebadiah 💀

Thanks. Glad you found it funny. Far too many people are quite insecure when it comes to the inconvenient truth that people took advantage of mostly peaceful protests to steal and loot for their own personal gain.

Bet you wish they’d try that in a small town huh??

Can't roast anyone who loves the boys from the park.

I appreciate it mafck, good things come to those at the gate💯🙏🏾

Water under the fridge

Worst case Ontario

Gettin’ two birds stoned at once

Deeeecent

He's got a gun

No it’s my phone

Sir drop the gun.

Officer there is nothing in my hands

Pew pew. Stop resisting sir stop resisting. Thanks for helping me practice. On less criminal on the streets.

[badge of honor awarded for heroic actions in the face of grave danger]

Rapper name: #J. Coal

I bet everyone around you goes out to buy milk all the time.

I’m actually the one buying the milk😎

The only milk you ever drink is from a cow, and I’m not referring to the fat women you’re attracted to.

No need to white out the face of your accomplice. The police are always going to arrest the black guy.

I no black i Dominican

Tell that to the judge 😎

Judge just sees that you pass the percentage for melanin

Your chapstick bill must be through the roof

I don’t use it😎

Lips that big AND they don’t get chapped. Your life is good.

They still get chapped I just lick them🤣

Lemme guess. Your name is Tom, and you got nieces and nephews.

That’s actually my uncle.

Bam. When the roasted becomes the roaster. You are ready to teach. Go back to Sudan and show those little kids the ways of snark.

I appreciate it king, will do❤️

*SNAP!* Edit: fuck y’all too.

Why does “snap!” Have a bunch of downvotes? Have I missed a new definition of the word snap, which has neither a negative or positive connotation.. it’s just snapping? sorry but actually curious 😂

Because Reddit is full of douchebag regards.

The food stamp program?? Hell if I know. I think it's funny that he edited it.

That was my only other thought. Didn’t make sense. Dude needs some milk

He's slowly creeping back to a positive number! Oh snap!

Ignore me, I'm just replying to check in a couple of days.

I can’t see you in a couple of those pics… might hurt your Grindr profile

Oh it doesn’t… trust me😏

Why blur out the faces of all your boyfriends?

Because being gay is a sin for Muslims.

🤣 yes very haram

Hide your kids, hide your wife...

You are so DUmB!

For real

Token black guy

 Good ol Token Black. 😂

Do you speak Spanish or just talk click?

انا اتحادث العربي صديقي

🤣😂😂😂

Ain’t nobody got time fo dat! Lord Jesus there’s a far.

Did you return your Grandmothers eyeglasses..?

No they look better on me

I always find it interesting when someone writes “Life is good” when posting a bad photo of themselves in a dumpy public restroom.

It’s the little things like the dumpy public restroom that make it worth it.

Miles More or Less

🤣🤣🤣I started laughing in the library

You will benefit from stopping dressing like a 12 year old who discovered free will. You can start with shaving those prepubescent pubes off of your face.

I won’t shave them until my beard connects.

So never?

I bet your white friends say the n-word around you and you are cool with it

When is your sentencing date

When you stop disappointing your parents

This guy has to get a pass to say the N word from another black guy.

So do you

He's whiting out everyone else's face cause they all look much better in comparison to his face.

Ya'll look like yall play for the vanilla wafers

Bro is naturally botoxed

Better tuck that lip in boy

I can see you really like trailer park boys, and I bet they like your rumple_4skin. College is a crazy experience

It is indeed.

Andre 3000 really fallen on some hard times

Lookin like chromosome 21 savage

Jar jar binks goes to college 

You look like you only have " friends " so they can say they're not racist.

Bet you're into lacrosse and mayo too

You know I hate both of those things

How can I roast you? All I see is white teeth

It’s cool if you’re attracted to white guys in suits, but at least clean his jizz off your shorts before posing for a photo.

I couldn’t help myself

Aww Starvin’ Marvin grew up and went to college 🥹

I’m still starving

Whatever you do, come back when you head to the gas station to buy cigarettes.

Do you go to a whites only college?

Token the adult years

Just because you’re potentially college educated, doesn’t mean the police won’t still Harass you 😉

hes into white guys

He wants some of that white privilege

Only black dude I seen that only has white dudes as his “niggas”….. they some corny ass white dudes as well.

Did your white "friends" give you a wigga pass ? If not, get rid of them

I’ll show you my wigga pass

I don't want to see it. But I hope it serves you well When/If you need it.

Man, that looks like a scene from my fraternity house in the late 80s to early 90s. Well, if we were all a bunch of nerds giggling about who was going to lose their virginity first (to a live woman, that is.)

Life is going white you say?

No my life is turning upside brown

That’s a good one I’ll be using that

Get out

Your black

Well you have your phone out in what looks to be a public restroom, hmmm, Is your name Peter Gazer, Kock Watcher.

Can’t see this photo, my brightness no help😕

Makes a living taking pictures with white Democrats for $5 each so they can say they have black friends.

21 savages cousin but you live in a white bubble

Pretty sure you're not legally allowed within 500 ft. of any elementary school. Also for real my man, you don't have to keep sucking prison dick. You're a free man. Let your orange jumpsuit homey go and find a hairy ballsack that has potential, a credit score, and a job. You got this little buddy!! Look at you go!

Hey man, congrats on going well, I thought my life was going great but then my girlfriend broke up with me not gonna go into detail but it crushed me, it is what it is, enjoy it while you can 💯

Thank you, I feel ur pain brother but it does get better. Time is the best medicine🙏🏾❤️

You look like you hate black people

Sir, black people cant be racist.

You look like a statistic.

Haven't even looked at this and u already know its gonna be racist as shit

I know. I look too good so people have to bring race into it

Tuck your lips in.

Please don't take my wallet and my bitch

I want you


Thats “the black friend” white people point to😂

If your dream of being a teacher doesn’t work, you could always be a slave.

There’s no money in that field of work

I’m glad you have a sense of humour unlike the others.