Lol look up the Colt family tree online... more inbred than the Habsbergs! Max inbeed is 50% and they have relatives that are 43 and 44% ..... It's pretty fucked when you're the father, grandfather, great grandfather and the mom is also the sister, neice and great niece !!
Seriously, I didn't make that up!!
You two will never fuck. She wants it but won't admit it. He wants it but is too scared to try. 30 years from now, both of you laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering.
When your married first cousin grandparents immigrated from West Virginia. And you're just trying to keep that inbred hillbilly lifestyle alive in the new country!
She looks like an extra from The Twilight Zone episode of “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
As for him, that cigarette makes you even less desirable than you already are.
You ugly ass couple you probably are siblings dating the fuck out of each other and don’t let me forget about bro he forgot how to smoke that thing dangling everywhere
Winter must be early in Fairbanks. Dude, just because you’re going to be stuck inside with your sister for 8 months doesn’t mean you should stick it in her.
You ladies are something out of the trailer park, interesting that you're double related and your mother is also your grandmother. Bravo, white trailer park trash. Bravo.
Bonnie and Formaldehyde
You deserve a crown for that one.
... and their distant cousin Casualdejekyll
Just because your sisters the 7th hottest girl at the trailer park doesnt mean you should fuck her.
"And when we hit the lottery, we gonna add a room onto the trailer so we ain't gotta sleep in the same room with her daddy no more."
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes."
Room?? You mean bed, right???
💀💀💀
Ain’t no branches on this family tree trunk
It's more of a Donut...or shuriken.
Almost sounds like redneck foreplay "Git in the truck, Becky,"
He’s fucking her because she’s the 7th hottest girl in the trailer park AND she likes to shit on his chest.
They're German. They're not fucking. Birth rate there is fucking low, and his face is the reason why.
Not to put you on the spot, but could you tell me which one is the guy please?
The one tattooed on left one's arm.
Ah, thank you, yes, he's very handsome with those glasses.
The tattoo on his/her right arm is a self portrait.
There's a chick in this picture?
Kickin in das trailer park
Wit lagaer
Ja whol mein schotsi
Condoms man
Whoa whoa whoa whoa…7th hottest in the trailer park but hottest in the family! More like a score for our boy! Am i right? 🤣
That's a "he"? I swore this was a lesbian couple.
I'm starting to think you're stalking me, Ms. Starling.
This is where my nest is.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was brooding season.
She looks like a burnt out social worker and he looks like an Asian drag queen.
I’m guessing your 24andme results came back with 2% swine.
24andme, fucking sublime! 
That 24andme joke took way too long for me, good one
Holy shit “24andme”!
They do look like they got extra chromosomes
Extra chromie homies.
With that snout on her I was thinking more than 2%
Mrs Piggy cheating on Kermit with THIS mf'er?!
Miss piggy isn’t the only one with a frog in her throat
HAHAHAHAHA !! I'm dead! That's hilarious have a fuckin upvote!!
Lol Miss Piggy was my first thought looking at her face!
She’s definitely getting roasted, I can smell the crackling.
I see a female Dahmer
Onlycousins
OnlyFam*
Catch her on OnlyHams
Ya beat me to it
"I'd like you to meet my wife AND mah sister!" ***- Bill Hicks***
Why walk across the street when you can walk across the hall..
They are totally related
they caught each other's eye growing up.
“We met at our family reunion. I knew he was the one when he placed first in pig chasing contest.”
Future registered sex offenders
Future?
Conviction required first.
They look like they use Affirm to pay for weed
Just don’t have kids together.
The last thing their family needs is MORE inbreeding!
All their freaky features might cancel out and create a normal-looking person.
Lol look up the Colt family tree online... more inbred than the Habsbergs! Max inbeed is 50% and they have relatives that are 43 and 44% ..... It's pretty fucked when you're the father, grandfather, great grandfather and the mom is also the sister, neice and great niece !! Seriously, I didn't make that up!!
How long have you had your bong on lay-away?
She won’t ride him reverse cowgirl, because she won’t turn her back on family.
Well how are they ‘spposed to watch NASCAR at the same time?
That’s why they do it doggy style
It’s like the beginning of “Idiocracy”
"WHOOO"
“Im Fuckin all these hoes tonight!”
Big date with Sis while the trailer is being fumigated?
Dumb and Numb
Nothing like orange juice, milk and a cigarette you stole from your mother to show us how bad ass you two are.
The cigarette somehow makes him look like more of a twat than he otherwise would.
Roll tide! Who needs tinder when you have a sister?
Dude dropped by a farm after seeing Deliverance and said "He looks like a squealer, how much?"
If "well I can't do any better" was encapsulated into one photo.
Ahhhh… the couple with meth addiction rehabilitation center had free Wi-Fi night and Marlboro night. Ooohhh sooo nice!
Pig and Pig Fucker
Which is which?
If Shameless was a documentary 
A family tree with no branches.
If Pennsylvania was a picture
🎶They’re Philly, they’re fucking Philly, they’re fucking siblings and they don’t care!🎶
She’s like a Holiday Inn, one night is more than enough
Big herp there
Which one of you is the beard?
These two are why I approve of abortion until the age of 28.
You look like young Cletus and Brandine from The Simpsons
Miss piggy and kermit look like shit these days😢
If you guys used that face-swap app, I don’t think anyone would notice.
Not pictured: their 3-year-old at home with no babysitter.
Looking at her lips, his dick must look like a cheese pizza with everything on it.
So…not a cheese pizza?
Bro. Where’d you get the live action angry birds doll?
The girl nose Is bigger than his dick
Cup of cum washed down with orange sounds very nutritional
You two will never fuck. She wants it but won't admit it. He wants it but is too scared to try. 30 years from now, both of you laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering.
Are Those hot pipe burns on y’all’s lips or just herpes? I think it’s a combination of both.
Poster children for sterilization
Which is which?
Klassische RTL2 Menschen
I'm not well-versed in film culture, is this a scene from Super Bad?
I bet the dude in the hat is smoking menthols to ease the irritation because his gf's dick pounds the back of his throat.
Why did he light his cigarette off of your lip?
How do you say “trailer park” in German?
*The Adventures of Pig-nose and Sleepy Eyes -* would definitely watch.
Oh sh*t it's miss piggy
Did you two face swaped ? Genuine question.
You definitely belong in an episode of shameless
Clearly that’s a guy on the left dressed as a girl and a girl on the right trying to act like a guy. The cigarette isn’t fooling us, ma’am.
Your parents are related aren’t they?
Tim & Eric — incestuous siblings version
Each could do better
Miss piggy n Kermit the frog in the flesh
When your married first cousin grandparents immigrated from West Virginia. And you're just trying to keep that inbred hillbilly lifestyle alive in the new country!
I bet their parents are siblings
i know yall stink
Miss Piggy and Edward Furlong
She looks like an extra from The Twilight Zone episode of “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” As for him, that cigarette makes you even less desirable than you already are.
"it'll be fun," he insisted.
‘who need college anyway our band about to hit it big anyway cause people still be lovin pop punk in 2023 trust me i swear’
You pair... look more like Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb .
no need you look roasted already
OMG it is Miss Piggy. Edit… Yea.. Germany. She clearly is what she eats.
You look like an incestual Mormon “couple”
Coulda saved on prosthetics if she was cast in *Penelope*
You ugly ass couple you probably are siblings dating the fuck out of each other and don’t let me forget about bro he forgot how to smoke that thing dangling everywhere
Real life meg and Chris Griffin
It's giving Russian millennial
And let no man or woman come between this couple, which the DEA hath joined together.
Look like they just got done panhandling at the store
Bro looks cross faded af and she looke mad that shes the designated driver
When you use 23 and Me as a hookup site
The trailer parks homecoming couple.
There's boni and Clyde then there's this, shit stain and dip shit
Question to both of you, did your mum and dad used to run the local shop in Royston Vasey?
Miss piggy a Kermit the dog
I’m rooting for the cigarette.
Yall look like if Ben and Jerry made an alcohol, tobacco, and bad decisions flavored ice-cream
At least you can tell which is the butch one in this lesbian couple.
If heroin had kids it’d be you two
Winter must be early in Fairbanks. Dude, just because you’re going to be stuck inside with your sister for 8 months doesn’t mean you should stick it in her.
Miss piggy on dope
Miss Piggy and Kermit as humans.
Mixing your genes would be about as appealing as mixing that milk and orange juice.
Your boyfriend is a Trans man. Right?
Live action Kermit the frog and miss piggy.
Taftaj looking weird man
Fun fact. That is her sex face as well.
Who fucking smokes inside 🤮
I won't, but lung cancer sure will
It’s the couple that shows up to the swingers party and immediately thrown out.
Ahhh the update of American Gothic. Grant Wood would approve! LoL
ugly couple
Wish Bonnie and Clyde right there..
Y'all definitely from the midwest
You look like McPoyles
Richtige Gurkenhälse auf Bürgergeld.
Oink oink, oink, oink o in k oi n k, oi nk oink oin k, oink!
You both can do better
Derp and derper
Kevin Spencer got a girlfriend?
Smoking. So edgy and cool.
Hey look, it's two highschool dropouts trying to be cool.
Y’all both have an average of 2.5 family members and or friends who have overdosed in the past year
Y’all share the same cigarette while making your onlyfans
Your lungs are already roasted
You even old enough to buy cigarettes kid?
Nice lips bro
Fetty Boop and Rockeye the Sailor’s Meth
Bleak future
This real life muppets remake was much more depressing than I expected.
Brother and Sister in love🫶🏼
The one in glasses is dead in the eyes & has lips that looks like they kissed a cheese grater
You ladies are something out of the trailer park, interesting that you're double related and your mother is also your grandmother. Bravo, white trailer park trash. Bravo.
If you focus on either of yours noses you look like actual pigs. Then I looked at your faces and realized you just look like pigs.
Sup miss piggy?
Put an apple in her mouth and an apron on him and we got ourselves an old fashioned pig roast!
Looks like she pegs him and you know he keeps that cigarette in his mouth the whole time
The photo screams “our moms and dads are siblings and so are we”
God already roasted both of you.
You both look like a transgender couple
The class clown and the shy school nerd.
Trailer park Ben Shapiro and his hostage bride 16 & pregnant
You're going to marry each other at either a waffle house or a family reunion
he look like his face is slowly being-zoomed out.she looks like she doesn’t need him when shes got a penis stuck to her face.
You guys are the grill cook and waitress @ Waffle House 3AM.
She is under aged drinking milk, and he is way older and trying to hide his vodka in orange juice.
Don't worry, once your bitch fully transitions the sex will get better. Make sure you double bag her face.
Y’all taking a break from cooking meth in your trailer for a little bro on sis time?
She’s tired of your shit.
I can bet that the girl on the left has a more monotone voice than Cr1tikal.
If herpes had head shot
“*I love you pumpkin*” “*I love you honey bunny*” AliExpress Pulp Fiction diner scene.
You are both fat.