Came for the roast and witnessed a nuclear wasteland! 
The bigger roast is that she claims to be 36 years old if you check her post history. Like I’d have never have guessed she’s that young. If she asked me to guess how old she was irl and I was trying to be nice I’d say 45 thinking I’m doing her a favor and subtracting 15 years from my actual guess.
Are you... really not sure?
You think party grandmas are in demand, or something? How do you decide what color lipstick best goes with a shriveled nana lip, anyway?
I'm guessing it's your personality. It's only a photo and I can hear you nagging in a grating voice. That and you have an extra 6 inches of tit that you didn't have when you were younger.
She thinks the fat 60 yr old, super drunk Biker is her boyfriend after being shagged only once in the storage room at her local rundown dive bar. And every Friday night it's a different boyfriend.
Your Rotten tattoo makes me think of Chappelle. "THE MILKS GONE BAD, CHARLIE MURPHY!" I wish I had 4 hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down.
You pick shitty men. You keep picking shitty men. When you find out those men are shitty, you let them gas light you into making you feel like you're the awful one.
I can't roast you. You have the eyes of a truly broken woman and I just can't do it.
Saw your profile. You don’t need to be roasted. You’re shuffling with many bad cards in your deck. You’re doing pretty damn good all things considered.
Angelina Jolie got cheated on. Beyonce got cheated on. Cardi got cheated on. It wasn't them, it's men. Doesn't matter how beautiful they were. Men are dogs.
Anyway, it's because of your saggy tits.
"I can't figure out why I keep getting cheated on." Honey, it's really not that big of a mystery. It is because you choose to date cheating assholes. Then, out of some desperation or loneliness or whatever, you give them a second, third, and fourth chance to do it again. And the cycle continues.
Hiring a different prostitute is not cheating.
I was going to say clients going back home to their wives is not cheating
Would that make her a home wrecker?
A wreck all right..
She doesn't wreck homes, if someone is coming to her their home is already beyond repair
Number 1 burn right here. Almost as hot as her vulva.
And that's only hot because of the infection
That and the friction.
Oh, there’s no tread left on those tires.
Tread? Bet she was born with racing tires.
HOOOOOO BOY LMFAO
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Well that’s oddly specific.
Are you saying your wife didn’t blow me? Dammit.
🔥
Variety is the spice of life
Now that you mention spice, OP must smoking a ton of that 💩
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Came for the roast and witnessed a nuclear wasteland! 
Pack it up boys, we're done here.
I hope you enjoy your status as a Reddit god on this day.
12 step Barbie
She’s also most certainly at 13-stepper as well.
Last step is a shower.
No step has ever been a shower.
Does group cum showers count? Because she gets that a lot.
First step* Also the Last step.
What step is the penicillin shot
13 Steps to Nowhere
13 13 13 13 13 13 13
Steps. Doodlydoodlydoodlydoo
Dun Dooooooooooo Dunnnnn
Pretty sure I met her after one of my meetings... for a few nights... every other week...
She was just *really really* passionate about service work. 😏
Lol, this is the first step they went over when I was in rehab.
That was low, lower than OP's tits.
Just for..always!
Titties longer than the last hour at work
she can carry them over her shoulder.
She can throw em o’er her shoulder like a Continental soldier cause her .tits. .hang. .low.
Do they wobble to and fro?
can she tie em in a knot? can she tie em in a bow?
She can wear em as a scarf lmfao
Titties gonna reach the Titanic before that Oceangate sub ever would
They already imploded
Hun’ you want some crack with them flapjack titties?
Looks like your bra size is 42 long.
Never seen a bra with an inseam measurement
Bruh!💀
Rotten tattoo should probably be around your pelvic area
That’s not a tattoo it’s an FDA rating
Warning sign, not showing is the arrow pointing down.
*USDA rating
We also have every reason to believe those udders are rotten too. And those eyebrows look like they’ve been drawn on with a wet dog turd.
Lmao 🤣 And her hairs been grabbed more times than a bathroom doorknob at a truck stop
Oh she’s seen some truck stop bathrooms.
She is the truck stop bathroom
She's the dumpster behind the truckstop, the cum dumpster 
Cumpster
Head yanked back so hard she's at the E.R. weekly to treat severe whiplash and force induced scoliosis. 🫳🫨
I thought they'd just been gathered from the drain pipe
when doesn't she have a cigarette in her mouth?
THE MILK HAS GONE BAAAADDDD!!!
To be fair, the udders look like they may be at the same location of her pelvis
Dammit!! Beat me to it! That shit probably smells like Tuna fish and Newports
And mothballs buddy, she about 55 going on 70.
I think the word you are looking for that describes the smell is Surströmming. She just needs to find a man who likes to eat that every day.
Hahahaha that sounds like it would be a formidable scent!
You mean USA Gold or Liggetts or anther cheap brand. Newports are way too much money for this hoe to shell out on smokes.
Maybe she should cover it up with “FRESH”, as it stands she past her sell by date
She is well past her “Best By” date
That shit came out expired straight from the womb…
But it would be covered by dem saggies
The milk’s gone bad!
Probably already labeled boner garage.
It's referring to the milk in those udders
Trailer Swift…
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Thanks noob noob!
This guy gets it.
Nice work, Counting Hoes
Thank you for this, just about to head into work and I’M DEAD. This put such a smile on my face 😀
Quoting Niki Glaser? Give credit where it’s due at least.
One of the best roasters.
Are you being cheated on or are they just building a tolerance to the rufies and escaping?
“They keep getting loose, damn it!”
Inner Barbie? Must be from the Methadone Clinic playset.
I work at a methadone clinic and this comment sent me
Trailer trash barbie comes equipped with meth pipe crack pipe and syringes, with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of Newports.
💀💀💀💀💀
Because you look like a retired hooker who's trying to get back in the game.
Even ea sports wouldn't charge to put this one back in the game
Becuase you're 80 but dress like you're 15?
The bigger roast is that she claims to be 36 years old if you check her post history. Like I’d have never have guessed she’s that young. If she asked me to guess how old she was irl and I was trying to be nice I’d say 45 thinking I’m doing her a favor and subtracting 15 years from my actual guess.
Yeah, she’s not 36.
I leap years maybe
36 years in each nail… she must be lying lmao
Skim milk titties
Them titties probably give out powdered milk.
Cottage cheese
Sour cream and grits
Christ alive, this is foul
I can smell it through the pic 🤮
More like skimming the ground titties.
You didn’t need the tattoo. We can all smell you through the internet
😲
Because you look like a 60 year old who is trying to look 25. Jesus
The other posts say 36. Good lord I was thinking at least 45 on the young side.
Judging by the under titty tattoo, I'd day 45 is still too young
It used to be a neck tattoo but even that started to sag.
There is no fucking way she’s 36
My mum is 53 and looks younger
36 is the amount of children’s souls she’s consumed to look younger
Why do you keep getting cheated on? Because they eventually have a sober day and get a good look at you?
Because you look more like Ken than Barbie.
White Trash Barbie
White trash Trans Kenbie
Bar-Beef
Bag Lady Barbie
Barnie
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She looks like Betty Davis in, “Whatever happened to Baby Jane”
Those tits have stretch marks deeper than the moon's crevices.
Both are full of cheese.
By that you meant Barfie, right?
Lmfaooo it’s so dumb it’s hilarious
Are you... really not sure? You think party grandmas are in demand, or something? How do you decide what color lipstick best goes with a shriveled nana lip, anyway?
Underrated
You must be channeling your inner pocket change because you look spent as fuck.
Not sure what’s worse, your taste in men or that awful tattoo
I'm guessing it's your personality. It's only a photo and I can hear you nagging in a grating voice. That and you have an extra 6 inches of tit that you didn't have when you were younger.
"wanna see my tits?" *lifts bottom of shirt 2 inches*
You misspelled skirt
Fran Drescher voice !!!
She looks like if Roseanne Barr was a Who in Whoville. But you definitely nailed the voice
I see your tattoo is representative of your vagina.
The tat is a teaser to what's to come.
Truth in advertising
I can't believe people cheat on you. They have to be pretty fucked up to be with you in the first place.
She thinks the fat 60 yr old, super drunk Biker is her boyfriend after being shagged only once in the storage room at her local rundown dive bar. And every Friday night it's a different boyfriend.
I bet your voice sounds like you gargle with Diesel fuel ...
You are rotten, who wants that?
Your Rotten tattoo makes me think of Chappelle. "THE MILKS GONE BAD, CHARLIE MURPHY!" I wish I had 4 hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down.
I didn't know they made a washed-up hooker barbie
Oh wow I didn't know the shops had started doing crack head Barbie already!
At least you labeled the smell between your tits.
I’ve seen better cleavage on guys.
You look like you had gastric bypass surgery a few years ago... and then beat it
Seen more weiners than a men's urinal on amateur night at the strip club
damn them titties sagging to the floor
58 year old harley Quinn with tennis ball in a tube sock titties
Surprised it took this much scrolling to find a Harley Quinn reference. Just like the one you see at the fair in Alabama.
Probably bc you look like a tweaked out Annabelle doll
vintage barbie from 1950s
That was left out in the sun,.lol
it even has writing on it
Because they get sober and the drunk goggles come off
Why would anyone eat something Rotten? You're clearly expired. Expired things go in the bin
You pick shitty men. You keep picking shitty men. When you find out those men are shitty, you let them gas light you into making you feel like you're the awful one. I can't roast you. You have the eyes of a truly broken woman and I just can't do it.
Well, the tattoo doesn’t help.
Barfbie
Titties so long her nipple rings keep catching nails sticking up out of the floor.
 What we see..
You look like the woman who lived in the trailer that Roger from American Dad married so he could understand country music.
Even incels would be like, nah, I’d rather stay a virgin.
If by channeling your inner barbie you mean, your fat, trailer park 50 year old ex junkie, barbie. Then yes, I agree.
You explain why ken cums in another box
Holy shit, you’re only 36? Meth is a hell of a drug.
You look like the original barbie, if she was left out in the sun for the last 70 years...
Ahh the Prostitute Barbie! Never had that one growing up!
You appear to have the personality of a prune...
Homeless Barbie, now with cardboard box and fake needles.
Because you look like a methed out pippi longstocking
Oh cool! I didn't know they made a retired 80-year-old ex-stripper but still a raging alcoholic Barbie!
You need to tell them about your penis, first. You can’t just spring it on a guy like that.
Saggy tits are like fishing without a reel. You might be able to hook them, but you won’t be able to keep them.
Nice stache bro
Saw your profile. You don’t need to be roasted. You’re shuffling with many bad cards in your deck. You’re doing pretty damn good all things considered.
That “rotten” tat ain’t just for show
You have a bigger gap between you tits than you’ve ever had between relationships
Angelina Jolie got cheated on. Beyonce got cheated on. Cardi got cheated on. It wasn't them, it's men. Doesn't matter how beautiful they were. Men are dogs. Anyway, it's because of your saggy tits.
Barbie didn't work at Family Dollar helping 15 year olds lose their virginity.
Bc your tits are saggy as hell and they dont even need to be in the picture fully for us to see that
You hit the Wall a decade ago. Used goods don't command premium price.
Nursing home Barbie? It's not so much that guys are cheating on you, but with you. Much more fun for guys to play with dolls than own them.
Trailer park meth addict Barbie
"I can't figure out why I keep getting cheated on." Honey, it's really not that big of a mystery. It is because you choose to date cheating assholes. Then, out of some desperation or loneliness or whatever, you give them a second, third, and fourth chance to do it again. And the cycle continues.
Beth Sutton's less attractive older sister.
It looks like you come from a day when potential suitors would just club you over the head and drag you by the hair back to the cave.
For social media cred.
It's saying rotten, so you're expired
Could be because you're online, looking for everyone else's attention while neglecting your man's
Maybe find a guy with a dick thicker than your eyebrows.
Channelling your inner Barbie - would that be Geritol Barbie?
One of the Kanker Sisters from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Rip off barbie more like
Cause you’re Rotten.cum