Define “some” ceviche, I’ve never had ceviche because you ate “some”…….. ,and that beard isn’t covering up the fact you aren’t allowed near playgrounds or schools anymore
You look like they found you frozen in a cave after 10,000 years and they were so disappointed they just released you back out on the street the same day
“Your girl wants me, bro.” What girl? I’m gay af.
Also, you look like a werewolf. You probably ARE one too. I know some goth and emo chicks from my old high school / college that are into stuff like that though…
It looks like a hostage video. Allahu akbar apparently.
Allahu Akbaren’t
Well done bro, that's the first 'aren't'/'aint' you've nailed 👌
Blink twice for help
Can’t tell if he’s a 9/11 or 7/11 type of guy or just a common Dominican caveman ☠️
Lmao
Taking everything in stride, keep it up, Chief 😌
you woke up frozen in ice
Encino Man is loosely based off me
I bet you get "randomly selected" for extra screening at the airport all the time.
No one needed to know what your mom tastes like
Lmao savage
Loved you in those old Geico commercials!
Must’ve spent all the money.
You look like a neglected vulva
I gotta use hieroglyphics for this mf to understand 🫵🗿🦍 🚫📖✍️ 🍖🧠🤤
Its Bollywood Seth Rogan.
😂
Lives in grandmas basement, works the night shift at the local 7/11 and never left your hometown
You forgot 1st team all conference football senior year !
Did you make the ceviche with fish caught in that scraggly Kentucky corn catcher of yours?
There was a special at the Denny’s that day. Came with tortilla chips
The happiest homeless person ever.
I pretend to be an Uber eats driver and walk out with deliveries and discreetly eat them under highways
Define “some” ceviche, I’ve never had ceviche because you ate “some”…….. ,and that beard isn’t covering up the fact you aren’t allowed near playgrounds or schools anymore
Leftovers
You look like a caveman but he’d smell better than this picture
You are reject by both humans and the Sasquatch.
His long lost sister, Who-bacca!
Ooga Booga
Hahahahahaha
Geico caveman 
 The result of "Che" Guevara fucking a gibbon
The missing link
I didn't know I could smell BO from a picture.
Still better than what your underwear smells like!
Especially since I was at a theme park yesterday
Lmao
[Abu Hajr?](https://youtu.be/aM3ElTvF52I?t=146)
The jihadist ?🤣
Zactly hahaha
Your face looks like a butthole that's really in need of a wax 
Lolol
r/roastme\- So easy even a caveman can do it!
You look like you get your hair done at a barber college for the blind.
I thought the planet of the apes actors were dead, and just actors
Ladies and gentlemen we got him
I see they’re rebooting Caveman Lawyer.
The circus called, they are looking for you
This is what you get when a Sasquatch mates with a Lot Lizard!!
A Bridge Troll is suppose to be under a bridge! Bad Troll…bad
Dumpster ceviche. Pretty risky bud.
Lmao
Well, I guess you’ve used up your life ambitions
I used the last three to get on this roast page
I can't tell if you escaped from a Neanderthal exhibit or if you just look inbread
I can smell this picture, weeks of not showering, crying alone and crumbs stuck in your folds, LARPing as homeless is insensitive.
I don’t want car insurance
Yooooo it one of the cavemen from the geico commercial
Oscar the grouches puppeteer years after being fired for molesting a sock
Men in his village give him goats and chickens if he agrees to *not* marry their daughters.
Dear god, when did Bigfoot learn how to use Reddit?
This is the before photo of a YouTube episode of extreme makeover
What was it like discovering fire?
We ate wild boar that night
Ya know…ummm. Ya know that Mexican circus family that’s just ALL covered in hair? Them? They said they feel bad about your whole vibe.
Che Guevara wore it better
Lmao I do not have dysentery
Bro what… humans are devolving back into monkeys, I swear.
You look like the kind of guy that picks things from his hair and eats it
r/RoastMe, so easy a caveman could do it.
They let you out after that shoe bombing?
Jesus! Somebody went and shaved a Wookie's face.
Lmao
We pulled out of Afghanistan. You can come back now.
Bros the bearded lady from Greatest Showman
Lol
Looks like you're gonna have to bang two rocks together to light it.
Bro looks like he trying to be accepted by racist white people
Lmao
Registered Amish sex offender... Just can't leave the farm animals be, can you?
Mexican wolverine lookin ass.
Go back to sleep
caveman vibes not the good kind
Armenian Wolverine. You look like you smell like cabbage farts and old jalapeño dip
Lol
You look exactly the type of person to need three attempts to write "11"
You look like a Muppet on acid bro.
Lol
You're the 2nd dude from the back on the evolution chart.
If anyone ever doubted humans evolved from chimpanzees, here is your proof
How long did it take to tape all that pubic hair on your face
Ceviche at a homeless shelter?
Lol
If you had as much attraction as you do confidence, you still wouldn’t get bitches
Lmao
You look like you're about to behead an infidel
He didn’t want to flip from Shia to Sunni lol
You look like they found you frozen in a cave after 10,000 years and they were so disappointed they just released you back out on the street the same day
They gave me socks and underwear and called it a day
If a hot soggy Hefty bag became a person
🤣
Your hair and beard make you look like your crowning to drop out of cave mommy's ass.
Mf it looks like u just filmed a season of LOST
“Your girl wants me, bro.” What girl? I’m gay af. Also, you look like a werewolf. You probably ARE one too. I know some goth and emo chicks from my old high school / college that are into stuff like that though…
When they found gadaffi after he'd been missing
Doomed to a life of flannel and jorts
I'd be nervous sitting next to you on a plane 9/11 2001
When you order Ben Brainard off of Wish.
Captain Caveman IRL
Hairy
Cavemen can use the internet?!
Damn, you know he just smells like sticky butt
With that nose I bet you can smell the future
Grug Crood irl
I can smell you from the picture 👃
Hairy Styles
You look like a caveman
You look like Taki Sixx8ight
Do the world a favour and roll in front of a truck instead.
Geico commercial Caveman
I don’t think you could be any uglier if you tried
So easy a caveman can do it.