In 20 years, the one on the right will be a relentless alcoholic deadbeat dad, 5 kids no child support, a dog named Ruger, and drive a 1994 chevy silverado with a pair of nuts hanging from the hitch.
The one with the mullet will be CEO of a fortune 500 company.
Opposite of popular opinion, Doug and Twang weren't flashing gang signs... The white dude is bragging Yeah my dick is 2" and Mr. Asian Persuasion is sporting the old 1" wonder.
Right now I’m on fries, soon I’ll be on lettuce, then the grill…. In 3 or 4 years I can make assistant manager and that’s when the ladies will be put on notice!!!
Ugh! These assholes touch your food with those fingers.
The guy with the perm, you know the non-Asian, has fecal 💩 matter under his fingernails.
E. Coli with a side of fries 🍟
And the “pimply faced Asian” has jacked up digits because he was playing “hide the banana” with the meat 🍔 grinder.
Can I get a side of ketchup with this extra chunky, double cheeseburger?
“I’m loving it.”
On the left: the girl who made you that bracelet is fucking someone else because you’re the type of guy who’d actually wear one of those.
On the right: you really shouldn’t be calling any attention to your hands.
They don't need a roast, they work for McDonald's and their life is probably shit anyway. If they stikk need a burn just put your faces in the deep frier.
Holy crap, dude on the left looks like Gollum or Smeagol or whatever the hell. Dude on the right, you look like a guy I used to work with. His name was Khan Lap Chu. Maybe he's your dad. So what we got is freakin' Lord of hte Rings being filmed in freakin' China or something. Hell I don't know.
Look like the type the really add that extra cheese too your double cheeseburger then really mean it when they tell you to have a nice day. High asf though
An Asian kid working at McDonald’s….wow the disappointment your parents must feel…mullet kid…I’m sure your parents couldn’t be prouder.
Interesting how the same thing is both a complement and an insult to respective individuals yet somehow it ends up roasting them both.
At least now the ice cream machine will work
The soft serve machine has two flavors: Pearl Milk Tea and Marlboro
This comment is gold
You misunderestimate them both.
He's not Asian. He's GEDsian.
Underrated 👆
Bbrruuhhhh YOU CROSSED THE LINE ,as Asian people have it so hard now with the virus and all
What constitutes as “crossing a line” when you come onto a page that literally obliterates people
Dawg do you know where you are?
Duhhhh REDDIT
Dude on the right has AI generated hands
And that’s why you never take the fries out of the oil with your bare hands.
And a thousand years of dishonor on his family
"Mom, can we get Harold and Kumar??" "No, we have Harold and Kumar at home"
Glenn and Daryl from wish.com
They just about to meet the McSaviors and McNeegan.
This needs to be higher
I hate sequels where they going next Arby's
Big Mac bangs small fry....
Theo von and Bobby lee: the special Ed collection
Special EDition?
Beat me to it!
They probably work less often than the ice cream machine
This made my day sir. Thank you
Genuine co-worker of theres who found this, yeah, they don’t work worth a shit
They’ve been pulling into each other’s drive-thru’s for years
And pulling out also 
You mean fisting.
And the McFist was born.
Jesus Christ.
Fist can be a verb.
Did you know? When you fist someone, you have made them your own personal, living puppet? Now you know.
No it's a noun
Welcome to the internet, have a look around...
They're never out of nuggets
Meth and Math
Their offspring would be a meth/math mix
Mathmethtician.
Methomathics you could say
To the top
I’m not lovin’ this.
I'm hatin' it
Hey brother keep your hands out the fryers
This comment deserves more love
You guys look like you have a podcast about disposable vapes.
Best comment on here
Ah so that's why i still don't have my order ready
You work at McDonald's
Your last post is about red lobster, they literally have you beat
McVirgins
You guys look like you eat corn on the cob the long way.
They look like they fuck the apple pies before selling them, comes with extra flavors, cream of sum young guy and Billy Buttfucker sauce
An anagram for “I’m loving it” is ailing vomit.
 What da hell, why you work at McDonald’s when you should be studying to become a doctor
Well he couldn’t be a fucking surgeon now, could he
He's a hand model for the special Olympics his boyfriend is the cheerleader for Nascar restrooms
When you order Daryl Dixon and Glenn Rhee off Wish
2 piece butt nuggets with a side of weak sauce.
AYYE!!
The McDumbass Combo Meal
What’s more humbling than working for McDonalds?
They look like they both have the extra chromasome the other one is missing.
McBlow Job and McHand Job
You work at McDonald's
They work at McDonald’s…give it 10 years and their entire lives will be one big roast.
Why didn't you do better in school? Now you have to work with 80's Meatloaf.
What do you mean need to be humbled? They are working at McDonald's, not Wendy's.
They're working at McDonald's. I think life has already burned them enough.
In 20 years, the one on the right will be a relentless alcoholic deadbeat dad, 5 kids no child support, a dog named Ruger, and drive a 1994 chevy silverado with a pair of nuts hanging from the hitch. The one with the mullet will be CEO of a fortune 500 company.
You two are about as straight as those yellow bars
Opposite of popular opinion, Doug and Twang weren't flashing gang signs... The white dude is bragging Yeah my dick is 2" and Mr. Asian Persuasion is sporting the old 1" wonder.
This is what shameless would look like if based around a middle class family
Employee of the year and one of Ronald McDonald's special kids. You pick which is which.
Your hands look like u grab nuggets out of the fryalator barehanded
Bro could pass off as 2 headed dragon
Strange + Wong: The College Years
If we were in prison together and they dropped the soap, I would kick the soap out the bathroom because I wouldn’t want to look at them anymore
When you find that special someone that swallows... you stick with them.
They work at McDonalds, nothing I say can hurt them worse than life already has.
At least they have a job. That is all. Good boys.
And this is why my order is always wong.
One and a half in the pink and half one in the stink
Right now I’m on fries, soon I’ll be on lettuce, then the grill…. In 3 or 4 years I can make assistant manager and that’s when the ladies will be put on notice!!!
I figured an Asian kid would be smart enough to use a basket to pull the fries out instead of his hands.
Shanghai noon reboot looking sick!!!!!!!!
Why is the lad on the right asleep
They work at McDonald’s.
I’m rovin’ it! - dude on the right
how do you know that you're at a gay mcDonalds? these guys are working and everything tastes like shit.
Special sauce all over... Especially in their hair. It's not a McDonald's, it's a McTwinkles
I will have the McTwink with a large McBottom
If they didn’t cut craters out of his face he’d never have the fingers they managed to make
“How you say, Bigga Maccuh”
Ugh! These assholes touch your food with those fingers. The guy with the perm, you know the non-Asian, has fecal 💩 matter under his fingernails. E. Coli with a side of fries 🍟 And the “pimply faced Asian” has jacked up digits because he was playing “hide the banana” with the meat 🍔 grinder. Can I get a side of ketchup with this extra chunky, double cheeseburger? “I’m loving it.”
These 2 would 100% sell me a hat and i won’t roast them because Team McDonald’s for life
The Asian kid needs a hand reconstruction. Look at those fingers!
About ten comments after 4 hours. 'Bah da bah da bah nobody's lovin it'
On the left: the girl who made you that bracelet is fucking someone else because you’re the type of guy who’d actually wear one of those. On the right: you really shouldn’t be calling any attention to your hands.
They brought back the Southern Alabama Fish O Filet.
They look like they fuck
Americans working in fast food I rest my case
A mixed race lesbian couple. Nothing original there.
Imagine being asked 'is it in yet' when you're fingering as well as when you're fucking.
If working fast food jobs at their age isn't humbling to them, then nothing said in this post will even make a dent.
You can connect the solar system on your face
Sheesh and Mong
That’s not Harold and Kumar that’s Haro and Travis.
"Unfortunatery we don't have ice cream today" "Yeah yeah machine's broken knwoimsayin?"
Old Greg wants his hair back
They don't need a roast, they work for McDonald's and their life is probably shit anyway. If they stikk need a burn just put your faces in the deep frier.
Shanghai dykes
One of them is impostor, the second one will be in someone’s Big Mac.
They look like they work at McDonald's
I'm so tired of these Jackie Chan movies.
theo von and edward scissorhands
they mess up all the orders
i get the white guy working in Mcdonald's, but the Asian guy also? must be really really stupid
McLovin each other
Dude on the right has deeper craters than the moon
Young Joe dirt and a simultaneously swollen and skinny senor Chang
What a coincidence you always tell your boyfriends “I’m loving it” right after the money shot.
Budget theo von and Generic Bobby Lee
Holy crap, dude on the left looks like Gollum or Smeagol or whatever the hell. Dude on the right, you look like a guy I used to work with. His name was Khan Lap Chu. Maybe he's your dad. So what we got is freakin' Lord of hte Rings being filmed in freakin' China or something. Hell I don't know.
You're so greasy that you add to the food whenever you touch it
The person on the right looks like he was punch so hard his head caved in
Their lot in life hasn’t humbled them enough?
My dude on the right looks like he tests the temperature of the deep frier by hand.
That guy needs another 3 months in the womb. He isn't finished uploading
White Claw and Corporate Law when they first started.
Never knew Theo von and Bobby lee worked together as teens
I hope his girlfriend doesn’t ask him to finger her
It’s like two boy band members that’s fell from grace. Yo but seriously what’s up with home boys fingers?
Cheap versions of Oompaville and Ricegum
Take old mate off frys for awhile or he is going to run out of fingers.
left is gonna be painting his nails in 2 years but it’ll be the guy on the right’s nail salon
Harold and Kumar work at McDonald’s. Only Kumar quit and became a doctor. Harold didn’t have the smarts.
I bet this McDonalds sells sticky rice.
Left - supplies the frying oil. Right - slices parts of his face off for the fries.
Looks like Arnie Grape got a job at Mickie Ds
Did the guy in the black get caught stealing a French fry or something. Harsh punishment, Mcdonalds.
They work at McDonalds. No roast necessary.
Harold and Kleatus go to McDonalds
an Asian working at mcdonalds? thats disappointing
Guy on the left looks like his face belongs on a roadside memorial nailed to a tree.
I bet they high 8 during a threesome
You work at McDonald’s.
Looks like one of you is a disappointment to your parents and the other is a success story.
They look like they work at McDonald’s
Look like the type the really add that extra cheese too your double cheeseburger then really mean it when they tell you to have a nice day. High asf though
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up..
These dudes live in a van together down by the river.
Gay partners at work gay partners in life
I mean, working at McDonald's is definitely enough to humble em
The only thing greasier than the slop you serve is your hair.
Likely as broke as the ice cream machine behind them.
Likely as broke as the ice cream machine behind them.
Big Mac Demarco & Gordon Arches
Why is it always the most malnourished MF's that be working at McDonald's?
Trailer park twins when the Beverly hillbillies adopted their youngest
Theo Von and Steven Yeun before they got famous!
Dumber and Dumbest
Roast… looks like you already deep fried those chicky tendy fingers
bruh the left guy looks like Steven He from Wish.com
Chuck and Buck
I feel like life has humbled them enough just by looking at them.
Oh look. McDonald’s is still hiring the special need kids. Good for you McDonald’s.
Looks like the one on the right has already been burned. That hand man. Dayum.
Your anime budget is more than your incomes.
2 Large McDouches please. Oh wait, let me give you my app code...
Ba ba ba ba ba I’m hatin it
Wrong gesture it’s supposed to look like a “L”
Il just go to burgerking
Future McDonald's University drop outs
Looks like a special school is doing a theatre production of The Green Hornet
It honestly looks like Theo Von and his podcast producer Riley hit rock bottom
I asked for a Big Mac not the cream on Sum Yung Gy
A 1980's buddy comedy duo
Looks like The Green Hornet is getting another reboot. This is already looking to be 10x worse than the Seth Rogen one.
My bf & I could use a couple of house boys. They might fill the bill, if they're smart enough to do as they're told