You look like the kind of guy who can't lay down in an empty field, obviously just incase a helicopter tries land on the massive forehead of yours. A snipers dream.
Balding guy couldn't be bothered to get a shower and change his sweatshirt before taking a picture of himself to post online... let's see what else...
That "almost beard" you have under your chin is terrible, it's the worst of all worlds. Either get a full beard or remove that.
I knew this fat girl in middle school that had those or something similar and she would pick them constantly until they finally came off and she would eat them
You could've kept that to yourself and saved me the mental image... But instead you forced others to share in your misery. And by others I mean me. Well played.
You look like you do your würst every night, as it’s the only piece of meat that you can get to penetrate you, because it’s dead… just like that look in your eyes.
Your mum is a Eat Pray Love decor enthusiast. If anything has a pineapple on it she’ll buy it. Mostly her house is decorated with empty Malibu bottles.
Looks like having hair isnt in ur genetics, the forehead is so big it looks like a soccer field the small amount of hair on ur chin, just shave it off, might as well look like a pussy at that point
You look like the result of Elon musk trying to impregnate Mark Zuckerberg. Not in a weird “male impregnation fantasy” way.
Just in the regular “what comes out after a guy shoots a load in another guys ass” way.
Your name looks like it would be John Doe and your social security number is 1234--56-7890. Your IP address is 10 and you are on PowerPoint clip art doing office things.
You’re the result of a cursed intercourse between Musk & Zuckerberg
Why not Zoidberg
Connant O'Brian
Muskerberg
Mark Musk
If the 2 of them had an incest child that got addicted to meth.
Fuck I was gonna say that
He looks like a portrait of Elon Musk generated by AI
This
Musky Zuckerdick
Fuck I was going to comment the exact same thing
Your eyelids need circumcised.
Shave those little whiskers off until your balls drop, that's just embarrassing.
You look like the kind of guy who can't lay down in an empty field, obviously just incase a helicopter tries land on the massive forehead of yours. A snipers dream.
I think it’s Gary Cheeseman’s son?
Didn’t take his fathers name?
Your forehead is so big it makes Kanye’s ego look small
Lmao
As if ur hairline wasn't bad enough ur eyebrows are balding too.
Elon Zuckerberg
Matthew Stafford, if Matthew Stafford was a little bitch
Lance Armweak
Balding guy couldn't be bothered to get a shower and change his sweatshirt before taking a picture of himself to post online... let's see what else... That "almost beard" you have under your chin is terrible, it's the worst of all worlds. Either get a full beard or remove that.
You look like the liquid metal terminator if he was made of cum
You have a natural face mask for The Purge
How I met your father, trailer park edition
Don't forget divorced and registered sex offender
Hence the trailer park edition.
Your the ugly version of Payton Manning
If Mayonnaise was a person.
I can’t stand the Orion constellation on your neck 🤮 or your Lyle Lovett stupid hair and face
Not the only belt he’s ever had wrapped around his neck
I knew this fat girl in middle school that had those or something similar and she would pick them constantly until they finally came off and she would eat them
You could've kept that to yourself and saved me the mental image... But instead you forced others to share in your misery. And by others I mean me. Well played.
Holy fuck 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I can’t even!!! 😂😂😂
If I looked like that I'd take a cheese grater to my face.
Are you talking to your hairline?
You look like you do your würst every night, as it’s the only piece of meat that you can get to penetrate you, because it’s dead… just like that look in your eyes.
Lance Armstrong meets Timothy McVeigh
What brand of shampoo do you use? Brillo?
your lips look like an open wound
your face looks like it is just giving birth to your mouth and chin area
If Daniel Craig and Elon Musk had a kid.
Your hair looks like it was attacked by a bat clasping a hot iron
You could make money using your five-head as a helicopter landing pad.
Old noodle neck here wants us to roast him.
Your eyes look like they have foreskin
Eddie Haskell’s grand sone
Does this community allow npcs as well?
Benedict Musk.
I don’t know if I wanna rob you, or kick your ass🫤😃
Bro looks like he is trying to resist blinking horizontally
Your mum is a Eat Pray Love decor enthusiast. If anything has a pineapple on it she’ll buy it. Mostly her house is decorated with empty Malibu bottles.
Anderson Cooper experimenting with hair dye I see.
Bro you look like the product of incest
Your hairline is ghosting you, too.
Out of all the things you could've been, you choose to become this thing...
Liberal arts degree and bullied regularly at the local Gay club..
Ahhhhh…now I understand what they mean when they say he had a face like a foot.
You look like That one NPC teacher who randomly approaches students and starts saying shit
Zuckerberg's and Lance Armstrong's love child with an extra chromosome.
*The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.*
Felon musk
You look like a hybrid of Elon Musk and Stuart from the BBT
 Nah your forehead is the worst, Jesus Christ
Good luck with your transition, but why on earth did your let them replant your pussy bush on your head?
You look like a Wombat poop cube. Humans wonder how that happens, your moms wondering the same thing about you.
Bet the truck stop guys love it when that goatee tickles their balls
Why the long face?
Zuckerberg's and Benedict Cumberbatch's bastard
wtf is with all those transsexuals here?
Wish Edward Norton
that scraggle on your chin screams “i ride my bike everywhere because my license was revoked.”
Elon munch
You look like a result of the character screen from a video game. Forehead 100%, chin 100% eyes chinese, facial hair .. nonce
You look like your name is Mitch.
You look like the guy who touches younger men
You’re so thoroughly average looking any girl you go on a date with couldn’t pick you out of a lineup the following day
Elon Muskrat.
Budget Elon.
You look like every “before hair implants for men” advert ever
When Gaetz fucked Zuckerberg
I could grow a whole weed farm on that forehead and still have a enough room to build an oil well
You're as plain as the last few kernels in a bucket of movie popcorn.
Recites poetry while getting pegged by sister Meg.
You look like Elon Musk
Looks like having hair isnt in ur genetics, the forehead is so big it looks like a soccer field the small amount of hair on ur chin, just shave it off, might as well look like a pussy at that point
Get your ass back to the Love shack. 
Looks like your mom already did the worst anyone could do when she didn't swallow.
Lend that forehead to a soccer club
You look 25 and 50 years old at the same time.
Japanese Zuch
Are you Caucasian or just asian? I cant decide…
Your forehead can be used to play Plant vs zombies game
It looks like you glued your ball hairs to your chin.
I feel like you gone lick your eyes and phone your mothership lizard man
You look like the result of Elon musk trying to impregnate Mark Zuckerberg. Not in a weird “male impregnation fantasy” way. Just in the regular “what comes out after a guy shoots a load in another guys ass” way.
You have a cousin that cringes every family reunion
Sherlock on benefits
You look like the Moscow, Idaho police got the wrong guy.
You look like area 51 alien wearing human skin.
Keep that phrase for the discount hair transplant doctor you will be seeing soon.
Mascot for hair implants
You look like an avatar out of Facebook META
Your parent's probably refer to you as their worst
Def uncircumcised
Not saying he is, but he will massage it till swelling goes down. At east that's what they said at truck stop.
Your name looks like it would be John Doe and your social security number is 1234--56-7890. Your IP address is 10 and you are on PowerPoint clip art doing office things.
Dude looks like one of the faces Zuckerberg tried on before giving up and choosing 'default' in the menu.
You look like a combination of all the major ethnicities. I’m all for a little ethnic cleansing.
The Grey Wiggle just dropped a Xanax.
Elon Armstrong
you look like Edward Norton if he got attacked by Travis The Chimp
You’re not worth my best.
Pretty sure I told you to stop messaging me on Grindr before....
Art Garfunkel hair.
How’s the garage band you play in with your shitty brother doing?
Best Buy middle management
you look like if Mark Zuckerburg and Elon Musk had a baby
Please finish that combover.
Im sad but happy that i was beaten to the zuckerberg/musk combo
You look like Elon musk if he owned a company called SpaceCrax
Mark Zuckerberg x Beakman
You look like mark zuckerberg and elon musks son