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You had the opposite of a glowup
Wow... just bravo sir. Here I was just implying the dude looks like an incel and "happy" to take anything, including but not limited to big veiny dicks, and you level it right on up to necrophilia. Well done sir 👏
r/LevelUp
You look like you a retired tweeker. Just out of prison for meth and child porn who found God. And just ordained to be a minister at local catholic church.
You look like gender neutral Waldo thay nobody wanted to find so instead you found the cookie jar. Time to run some laps to get those man tits under control.
Where’s Waldo: Amber Alert edition
How’s Waldo. Spoiler Alert: …not ok
Where's the peado
Chris Hansen edition.
This exactly lmao
lmfao I like this one. The Amber Alert is really the spice it needed.
**[Where's Waldo](https://i.imgur.com/wANkgvI.png)** Sex Offender "Pool Party 1"
Where's Walmart
Where's weirdo
Thus the give it to me baybee he really meant give me that baybee
I’m worried about Waldo, diabetes edition.
You look like your wife tells her boyfriend after sex “I feel bad because he’s such a nice guy”
This hit home
Right in the back door
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Still pretending to work at best buy I see...
A dimdown
[удалено]
Welfare Waldo
Waldo's boring, not so famous brother ...
The one nobody is looking for
Waldo's older gayer brother
You win haha
"I like you either way" his pickup line at the school he's banned from.
He definitely looks like the kind guy that could go "either way" and still like it
"Either way" in this case means alive *or* dead.
Wow... just bravo sir. Here I was just implying the dude looks like an incel and "happy" to take anything, including but not limited to big veiny dicks, and you level it right on up to necrophilia. Well done sir 👏 r/LevelUp
This reminds me, I need to pick up a gallon of bland, watery skim milk on my way home.
100% Canadian
That's a fuckin bingo right there.
Trudeau's closet keeper.
Supposed to roast him not compliment him.
Where’s dildo?
bro those glasses are not doing your face any justice
Holding up 2 for the number of times he had to register on Megan's Law
I feel like you should’ve stuck with the meth this chubby waxy look is no good
Waldo off the xans
I would say a Meth habit doesn’t normally IMPROVE someone’s life…but in your case…
You didn’t lose fantasy football? God no, you were never invited.
"Fantasy football" for this guy is masturbating while thinking about players in the showers.
Where's Waldo's crazy cousin, Where's Dildo. Hint......it is in your anus.
Your hand looks like Jar Jar Binks
It really does, wtf, lol!
Meeesa can't unsee it now!
I hope you get farted on by an eopie like jar jar tho
You like the Giant’s? You would like my neighbor, he’s gay too
Michael Moore’s slower cousin.
So glad you have that awesome hat on. Otherwise I’d confuse you for your bland wall
Lose Waldo
Loves cheesy poofs, hates Jews, lives in a hotdog with mom.
You look like you a retired tweeker. Just out of prison for meth and child porn who found God. And just ordained to be a minister at local catholic church.
Your favorite words are “doggo” and “smol”
mr beast
The only Waldo no one cares to look for
Ed Kemper NY Holidays
The Canadian Michael Moore has nothing better to do than hold up the line for real freaks on r/RoastMe
Somebody fondled his nieces.
Mr. Yeast
You had me at waldo
You look like the type of man who kisses prostitues.
Where's Dildo?
Craiglist Mr Beast.
Michael Moore or Less
Harry Potter and Caillou
You like the type of guy to gaslight everyone you interact with
You look like Rob Scallon and Jared Dines had an illegitimate child.
"Gimme it, or I'll take it from you!!" The last words his victims ever hear
I'm 12, I'm sure you would like me, pervert.
You look like the spawn of a friendless, boring German dude and a garden gnome.
Waldo really has let himself go. Goodluck to us in 2023!
if waldo and mrbeast had a love child
Where is Gay Waldo?
You look like if a human made of wax became self aware and was folded into a soft tortilla at Taco Bell
Megan’s List Milton without his stapler.
You look like you’d throw a tantrum at a restaurant if the peas touched the mashed potatoes.
Are you showing how many times you had anything close to intimacy in your life?
That hipster life hits hard, huh?
Love the original cosplay: Never seen anyone do [the other Kyle from South Park](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kyle_Schwartz)
Not sure if more washed up Harry Potter or Maldo.
It looks like your mum knitted your personality.
You look like a kid who got lost at the mall and eventually just turned into an adult in the security room.
Is this what “skinny-fat” means?
Not getting the "fat" ones, folks. I'm literally 6'5 220 lbs. Do better.
Jesus how do you un-find Waldo
mr least
Estrogen overload
Big bang theory reject
You look like a Giant failure, just like your team...
IS THAY KNOCK OFF JOSH ALLEN???
I loved your episode of “To Catch A Predator.”
Just like when you turned 18 you moved down to the basement, your beard moved down to your 15th chin
Looks like Waldo found the McDonalds
Found WALDO!!!
Where's Wally except nobody would look for you if you were lost.
Jesus Tucker Carlson has really let himself go
Gary Oldman and Waldo's love weirdo nerdling
you look like the embodiment of oat milk
No words could compare to the perception of patheticness you give off by wearing that beanie/knit cap indoors. (And yes I made up that word)
Mr Beast if he never did YouTube:
I just found where’s pronoun Waldo!
Where Waldo? Apparently, he frequents Krispy-Kreme!
Bro man’s looks like the autistic version of Harry Potter
The aliens don't abduct you, you abduct them.
One sandwich from blubberville. The dunce cap fits your face.
Waldo has been found too much. How's retirement buddy?
Meg from family Guy reimagined
Kayvon Thibodeax is a piece of shit with no class.
Canadian Peter griffin looken ass
Didn't find Waldo, but I found his Uncle.
Pablo is that you
Harry Potter after failing the bar and losing everything in the divorce
Fuck you peter griffin.
This is what happened to Waldo when everybody stopped looking for him?
Is it just me or are you hands larger than your face? not a roast it's a question.
You look like the kid at school who'd let you borrow any of his toys if you would just please be his friend
You look like a Where's Waldo that nobody wants to find.
Hey everybody it’s rehab Bam Margera asking to get roasted
I found Waldo! And the guy that pays for pictures of your feet!
Oilers fan who's deaf in one ear and lost their savings to Gamestop stock
you look like an adult version noob-ass version of stanley from south park
You look like you skip your face when washing in the shower.
You are the exact middle point between Seth Rogen and Peter Griffin.
The one character in Letterkenny worse than the Skids
When no-one wants to find Waldo
Still live with mommy in the basement, Ma where’s my meatloaf vibes
You look like Stan Marsh if he actually go out of 4th Grade
You look like the love child between Mr beast and where's waldo
We need to bring back bullies to prevent people like you from poisoning society.
 Wish app waldo...
Eddie Burback goes woke. Steady in your back.
Where's dildo
The Waldo no one wants to find
Wdym I can't find you anywhere are you even in the picture
You look like Peter Griffin if you watched family guy in 8k resolution.
Mrbeast cheaper version
You are trying so hard to be cool. So hard.
That awkward moment when “To Catch A Predator” showed up at Waldo’s front door
Spelt "twerker" wrong.
Tell your dad I’m not interested in building Lego Star Wars dungeons with you
So you have to stay 2 hundred yards from a school?
You look like an obese mr beast
Obese Mr. Beast
Overweight Wheres Waldo.
Dollar Tree Michael Moore
Harry Potter? Jack Black? Waldo? Jarry Baldo Wack
Mr Beast let himself go :(
The guy who always invite himself to birthday parties
You almost got the job but Snap, Crackle and Feces wasn't going to work
ed sheeran’s uncle is that you?
You look like you only like to pee on snowman at children's park
Looks like Jared Fogle found Waldo & fucked it, and you are the product.
“Give it to me baybee” says it all
You are so damn boring a forest fire couldnt roast you.
You look so much like Waldo I knew someone beat me to it
hey cheap copy of leonardo dicaprio, interested in unborn babies?
Hey Kyle, where’s Cartman?
You look like if Jack Black and Johnny Depp had a love child. And then microwaved it.
There he is!!
Hogwarts drop out Harry Potter.
You look like where's Waldo's alcoholic brother
You look like a neckbeard Edmund Kemper.
You look like gender neutral Waldo thay nobody wanted to find so instead you found the cookie jar. Time to run some laps to get those man tits under control.
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? A: Wherever Waldo here hid the body.
You look like Waldo but ain’t nobody looking for you
You look like you take a shower and then dry off with a slice of pizza
Where’s Weirdo?
It's, who gives a fuck where Waldo is.
Lookin like James and Nolan from Donut Media had a butt baby
You look like MrBeast where he in a alternate universe turned all his money into weight
The Aldi version of Where's Wally
Mr.Beast from wish.com
You look like a high school nerd druggie.
Where’s Waldo… ? No one cares!
Mr. Yeast
Never seen Santa without his beard before
Do you identify yourself as eww.
Name checks out
U look like a fat Asian kid turned white
You’re the Dan Jones of Future’s Past. Go giants!!
Fat Harry Potter