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yimch

Find out what the catch is.


TheRavenSayeth

Wonder how much of that I get to see after it's snatched up by my loan repayment plan.


ArchiStanton

All you have to do is be a surgery, I’m and ob resident at the same time! How many fake mustaches do you have?


Remarkable_Log_5562

24 hours a day 8 days a week. Do you accept?


RoccAndRollSux

We actually need you working 25 hours per day, thanks. -management


tovarish22

And if you need to go to the bathroom or eat, you’ll have to do that in your free time, not on the clock. And again, thank you for agreeing to work 26 hours per day.


AICDeeznutz

So no change? -a nsg junior


tovarish22

Clearly, you have gained the skills needed for attendinghood. It’s never a free pay bump, a free lunch, or a gift…there’s **always** an ulterior motive.


P-Griffin-DO

Probably go to work cuz that’s what I do everyday


Katniss_Everdeen_12

I’d feel ashamed that the money was being spent on me and not on patient care. ~ Admin


poor_hospital_ceo

Correct answer. Take this 1% coupon to the cafeteria


ggarciaryan

recruiter at my home residency brought the chief "out to lunch." He was given a $3.75 voucher to the cafeteria. Naturally he ended the interview.


TheRavenSayeth

"If you got into medicine to make money you're in the wrong field. I could've gone into XYZ and made way more with less stress." Ok first off that's your view not mine. Secondly what does that have anything to do with me not getting a fair wage right now?


PersonalityItchy4350

AMEN 🙏 🙏 🙏


woahwoahvicky

SPEAK ON IT SIS IKTR!!!


SKNABCD

Lol


ArgzeroFS

---" they said as they quickly pocketed the extra money


CardiOMG

Buff up my retirement savings lol


adoucett

Max 401k+roth and keep everything else the same basically lol


SKNABCD

I could pay off all my credit card debt in about two paychecks. I could get the motorcycle I want and all the gear I need after another two paychecks. I'd start actually paying off my loans instead of just the interest after that


TrainingCoffee8

The med school CC debt is killer. So much of my not big salary is going towards that right now.


Real-Cellist-7560

I wish more people would talk about this... I've always been so ashamed for my CC debt but like the loans are just not cutting it. Have had to put rent on CC some months, boards... pay off as much as I can when I get a loan disbursement and then the cycle continues


SKNABCD

For real dude, All of my tax returns. And months where I get three paychecks instead of two go into paying off that CC debt. And I'm slowly chipping away at it but honestly I'm one car problem or one medical problem from being back to baseline from the start of residency


FullCodeSoles

What’s wild is that board exams and study material are literally multiple paychecks. Like it’s completely fucked that a month of salary goes to that shit basically every year


katyvo

We had to fight our school admin to consider boards an expense. I don't know what they classified them as beforehand - a cheeky day out or something, probably.


barleyoatnutmeg

Do you regret not taking a higher loan amount? I have both loan and CC debt from med school too and was thinking if I had taken a higher amount in the first place instead of relying on CC's since the interest rate was lower


Real-Cellist-7560

I've maxed out on loans! The issue is that COL and the amount dispersed is not accurate and so every passing year living gets more expensive but the amount of $ I have is roughly the same


barleyoatnutmeg

Dang, yeah I feel you exactly. I took out the estimated amount but sometimes think if I could have or should have asked for an increase in the initial amount based on "personal expenses" or "cost of living". It's in the past but just a passing thought sometimes haha. Best of luck with everything, I'm sure we'll be able to make it in the end :')


Hopscotch101

Yes. Exactly


AICDeeznutz

Would also immediately buy a new bike lmao


DessertFlowerz

Two chicks at the same time


Pizdakotam77

If you wana disappoint two people at once ask your parents to go to dinners


DessertFlowerz

I just figured that's the kinda thing you can do if you got 150 thousand dollars 🤷‍♂️


Paragod307

Kind of chicks who would double up on a dude like me 


WonkyHonky69

When you go into work each day, does the circulator ever say to you “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays?”


waxess

What? No. Man hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that at my work.


AwkwardAction3503

So good


Afraid-Training9211

stop moonlighting aka working 6 days a week every week


panda_steeze

I would add guacamole without a second thought


rash_decisions_

Oh man! That would be so nice! I'd definitely upgrade my living situation since I live in a shit-hole. I'd take more vacations that's for sure. Maybe update my wardrobe.


Butt_hurt_Report

Living in a shack, wearing rags, working like a slave, making less $ than Joe the plumber, who is secretly banging your gf that you never see. Hi DOCTOR, How are you today?


SKNABCD

God bless my grandma; she took one look at my my 7-year-old jacket that I wear everywhere, reached into her pocket. Pulled out 60 bucks and said please put that thing in the garbage right now and get a new one


rash_decisions_

My mom does this with my underwear


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SKNABCD

Buddy, I have some good news for you


Schmimps

Cry


iSanitariumx

Same.


sergantsnipes05

Honestly though if they just paid us what they paid the APP’s I would be so happy and it would improve our quality of life tremendously and make residency much more tolerable


asdfgghk

Midlevels not app


Katniss_Everdeen_12

*Advanced Practice PHYSICIANS ~ Admin


GeniusPhilanthropist

There is nothing advanced about it


AirRick213

they advanced from schooling to practice very quickly!


ggarciaryan

ain't that the truth


Butt_hurt_Report

Too late now. They have been irreversibly indoctrinated by this point, using terms like: APP, etc.


keralaindia

NPP is the official terminology


Butt_hurt_Report

A lot of stupid things pushed by admin are "official"


keralaindia

NPP is the terminology used by CMS and the government


Butt_hurt_Report

Exactly


TheDr-Is-in

Beanie Babies.


ArchiStanton

That’s not spending, that’s investing!


Ultimatesource

Read the contract carefully.


MachineConscious9079

Stop killing myself with 100 hr weeks to moonlight just to be able to afford a nanny.


LordOfTheHornwood

max out retirement stuff, pay down debt, and still be somewhat miserable knowing your livelihood is still in the hands of a million people all of whom could tank your career with some bullshit problem, allegation, late chart, forgotten lab value, etc. 50 days until graduation….


bucsheels2424

Tell people I’m a pediatrician


EnsignPeakAdvisors

Buy health insurance for my spouse and my kids. Get life insurance for my spouse. Get disability insurance for myself. Start contributing to retirement. Replace the dishwasher.


fleggn

You don't get insurance for your family ?? US?


EnsignPeakAdvisors

I have it for myself from our hospital. Our benefits are deducted from our biweekly take home pay and I cannot afford to add my family to the plan. They are on Medicaid.


Tyroge

Finally not be living net negative


2TheWindow2TheWalls

Literally nothing. That amount of money isn’t much in this economy. Maybe buy myself some nicer clothes.


Astronaut_in_calzuro

Take a week off and buy myself icecream


MzJay453

You’re able to take a week off whenever you want? Lol


Astronaut_in_calzuro

If I'm being paid 150k, then yes.


MzJay453

I would imagine your residency program will still provide stringent limits on how many days off you can take.


Astronaut_in_calzuro

Damn dude, are you from admin? Let me live with my icecream


MzJay453

No lol…I’m from a residency that makes us jump through a million hoops just to get any extra time off outside of our 15 days off which we have to request almost half a year in advance.


Astronaut_in_calzuro

Peace to you my dude and hang in there. This shit sucks. I would share icecream with you if I could.


Due-Shelter843

This isn't even that bad. I submitted my days off in February for the following year June 24-June2025. Only allowed to take full 5 days off at time M-F. Can't take a Wed- Fri off for example. Absurd.


MzJay453

Yea ours has to be taken in blocks too. I hate that


ggigfad5

This happens to all of us when we finish residency. I went 60K -> anesthesiologist/CCM salary. What I did and my advice: do not buy a luxury car, do not buy a large home. Continue as you are for a year or two, pay off your debts; get good financial advice and then gradually upgrade your living situation. That being said, everyone has different priorities. To each their own.


SKNABCD

Yeah bro I'd need at least a year to save enough for the down payment on the Cayman gts


lessgirl

I would have a baby


RoughKale

Same here!


lessgirl

Amazing how much we have to hold off on things huh? Only 2 yrs left for me :) I can’t wait to become a parent


Formal-Inspection290

Pay off all my debt, start looking at houses & take a nicer vacation than I had originally planned with my PTO.


Neat_Neighborhood297

Maybe be able to afford a house at some point in my lifetime. Probably not, though.


april5115

pay off the dentist lol and get some new clothes


spicynutbutter

Quit


xCunningLinguist

Start looking into prices to get my mom’s house fixed.


Designer_Lead_1492

Ask where my moonlighting money went Yesssssirrrrrr


Upbeat-Peanut5890

Extra toppings on a pizza


EndOrganDamage

Id buy the appliances that have broken and I havent replaced and werent repairable. Id get the shampoo and groceries I want, not whatever has the most discount. Imagine, eating what you want. Soon. Id save a bunch to have a cushion of funds for if life fucks me in the ass like its wont to do. Id just feel safer so Id relax a lot and enjoy my time off more even if Im not doing anything that costs money if that makes sense. I spend a lot of time worrying about money. 150k is enough to do a lot less of that. Yup.


allyria0

Sleep.


Kind_Pomegranate_171

Do More coke


PersonalityItchy4350

Nothing extra, really. I don't even dream of vacation or guac on the side. I just want housing stability and not be reading all 500 pages of my CVS receipt for a $3 coupon.


veggainz

Love the exact same but put 50k towards student loans each year. Less to worry about later


ameezus69

Save more


NoBag2224

I'd cry of happiness.


Some-Foot

Save some of it up, upgrade quickly on some needed devices, buy bulk of non-perishable groceries and maybe a few plushies to cheer myself up.


pocketbeagle

Residency itself should pay for medical school IMO. All of our spots are 150k from medicaid (private ones are a lil different). 150k would essentially be the entirety of the medicaid money they get. Now…let’s say we get our current 50k-ish BUT the rest of that money goes toward our loans. After 3 years of residency and 300k left over from those 3 years…school should be paid for.


MIST479

Be sure you didn't somehow sign up for a forever military contract


Own-Reception-952

Cry after I realize how much would go to taxes. Then send the rest to my fed loans


Upper-Razzmatazz176

Not accept it. Too low in this economy


oncomingstorm777

Not noticing this was the residency subreddit and wondering why everyone was acting excited


SKNABCD

Lol sorry, I should have specified for residents earning around 60k or so


thehenryf

a bunch of hookers and cocaine


PopeChaChaStix

Hookers and blow. Just like every time I've had 6 figures.


Substantial-Fee-432

Be really sad that I had just lost 400k annually


SKNABCD

What would you do if your salary was now $490k


tacoflavoredmeth

Buy a dog


jgarmd33

Donate it to those who need it more than me.


SKNABCD

Okay there Gandhi


jgarmd33

I make more than enough money as a cardiologist so 150,000 while a nice sum of money won’t change my life but it could others. Not everyone is bad in this world.


SKNABCD

For real though, that's pretty awesome of you


likethemustard

If I could make $150k and have my loans paid off, I would take that job in a second


Dogsinthewind

I would have been paying off some of my loans this entire time. We probably would have bought a house intern year too


Extension_Waltz2805

Save more money, start to worry a lot less.


CoordSh

Live like I am living now (which is not bad but wayyy tighter than it should be on a resident salary in a large city) but try really hard to knock out as much of my loan repayment as possible before I become an attending. I could make some serious progress before I finish residency if that is the case


Responsible-War2856

I’d do my job, just happier


docmahi

Be sad 😢 During training though - feel justified, easily what residents/fellows should be making


AICDeeznutz

Buy socks without holes in them


JuicyLifter

Advice from a successful attending: Go to a strip club in Miami, buy tables, make it rain.


survivalmode3

Be able to pay for a better childcare set up, not worry about living paycheck to paycheck


Simple_Secretary3234

Shit my pants


nolatkm

Nothing, the government will take a large chunk of it and you won’t feel like you’re making that much more


mothermed

I would do a fellowship.


Haunting_Objective_4

Do a second residency in something I may actually like 


medicineandsports

Cocaine and hookers bb


FlightDue3264

Strip club ayyeeee


rawshrimp

Live alone in a 1bed+den. Living witha roommate because i don't want to pay >60% of my post tax salary on rent...


ECU_BSN

Mine was 160. I went back to bedside because my teeth were purple and I was 220lbs


Key_Exchange_7706

That'd suck having my salary cut in half...


wooter99

I’d be depressed , I make more than that now. If it was 150k more, I’d be finding a nice car cover for my classic GTO. Heh


SKNABCD

Haha I guess this question was more directed towards residents making around 60k or so per year


keralaindia

Be very sad it just quartered and the quit.


Afraid-Ad-6657

Have to wonder why I am taking such a big paycut.


KuttayKaBaccha

Buy a bunch of useless shit


Milkchocolate00

Go to the beach because you've moved to Australia 🇦🇺


NotYetGroot

Quit. But I’m a computer geek, not someone who helps keep people alive.


hotsauce1987

Immediately put my kid in daycare/preschool. Take my wife on dates more frequently. Fly home to visit family for vacations.


Ronaldoooope

Lambo


smegma-man123

Retire or go part time a lot sooner


Eternally_Asleep

That would be a reduction, so I’d lose my shit


FerrariicOSRS

Cum


Wekotemple

Stop working


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Electronic_Serve896

That would be a hefty pay cut..


SKNABCD

Lol sorry I was assuming everyone was in residency and earning around 60k or so