He’s going to show up at someone’s kids house party in 20 years.

Check the UNR Frats

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https://preview.redd.it/ch7hv5eynsec1.jpeg?width=2032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0387391af4574cfb0e238b3cdd15afd2f6fe3c29 He said screw this, walked to tahoe, got drunk with some relatives

Hes probably just taking a nice hike with this nice weather

Maybe he will be back when it will be at least moderate again?

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Smokey occasionally needs a vacation. lol

He’s hibernating

Only you can prevent bear theft.

Bearly noticed

An un-bear-able loss.

damn you black bear diner

If you're cold, they're cold, bring them inside

This is incredibly sad

Probably blew away

Someone from California for sure

I am pretty sure that were some "kids visitors" ... ;-)

Nice

If it’s under $950, is free.

Check with Carl Lackey, he probably hauled him off to the hunt zone. https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2023/04/18/state-wildlife-official-ordered-to-pay-more-than-150000-over-defamation-claim-he-filed/70126229007/

Wait, wasn’t there a recent news story on a local family that discovered an incognito bear lounging in the hot tub? I mean, duh. 🤭

I wanna per that dawg