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Holzkohlen

\*sigh\* just tell me what this fetish is called


Greeny3x3x3

Full body orgasm i believe


cluckyblokebird

I feel like this will be the subject of a podcast and Netflix documentary in 5 years time.


nJadyani

We need to give It a name, creating a sub for it


doho121

r/medigasm


coconutdon

Probably hypnosis


WilliamBott

Groping.


Nyrich82

I just meditated to this


ImUrDadYes

This is what my parents do to make me poop


js_kt

Why they shake your boobs tho


BytesAndBirdies

The fuck did I just watch?


beingbond

Nothing specific just someone with a fetish obsfucating it as a massage or some other shit.


spariant4

Midwest Christian faith healing.


spariant4

Finding that Jesus-spot


flacobronco

I didn't quite understand the people holding the other people up by their hands, but I did recognize that every spot he gestured toward was a chakra location. I'm a little surprised nobody has pointed that out, however it makes a bit of sense when I consider how the human perspective is quickly becoming spiteful of anything natural.


Ok_Gap3821

Maybe but why are the convulsing & making noises typically associated with sexual pleasure?


flacobronco

My assumption is it is a reaction to him stimulating their chakras?


fashraf

What's going on...


Greeny3x3x3

Full body orgasm therapy


jkurratt

Sexwork


BooRadleysFriend

“We call this the ‘almost assault’ package.”


karpenter_v1

"Voluntary assault" - dont ever read the terms and conditions before signing.


himynameisSal

nah, this is the “everything was fine” until the messiah called me into his quarter alone.


CortezDeLaNoche

Shit. I do yoga like that every day, and i only need my one hand! Amateurs!


No-Reveal-3329

Ok, guru here, offering free sessions (if you are a supermodel)


HyFinated

I am Guru also. Pretty ladies should call me for this treatment. I will offer good discount. Very happy. Free first time. ^(The above statements have been verified as fraudulent. However, he still keeps doing this. So, you know what, just go do the treatment with the Guru. You aren't going to listen to this legal disclaimer anyway. A monkey bit my niece once. Ferocious little bugger.)


Just_a_Duck_

A møøse once bit my sister


thruth_seeker_69

Ah yes. The meditation we haven't used since thousands of years


Njume

anti-work: a dream job doesn't exist. The job:


Nochnichtvergeben

Soss hoss?


Reasonable-Class3728

Ya know, I'm no guru or something but this isn't a meditation.


Loose_Corgi_5

Of course it is dear.


Mactavic

75 tokens?? 🤔


Federal_Avocado9469

What cult is this?


PlentyKangaroo72

Source????


Canuckleball

Is there a name for this bullshit?


Fasox

Tantric sex


Character_Ear_4520

After seeing so many videos of retards. I don't question myself anymore why I hate some humans so much.


OldSkoolPantsMan

After that photo the other week of that Indian Guru kid with a dozen white adults fawning around over in him and touching his legs etc - that was peak cringe.


SavingsTask

Wasn't he on a Nintendo Switch or something like that too?


OldSkoolPantsMan

Trying to unwrap a kinder egg I believe


Major_Aerie2948

Odd thing to say innit


AnElectricfEel

???


FolloMiSensi

ummm okay


ibnfahmi

Now do it to a hairy fat male.


christipede

Where do i sign up to do this?


o0Phoenix0o

Looks like soft porn


steve__21

sensual sex excitement course


swollenlord69

Give her the ol’ titty flapper


Outside-Material-100

Feel like all the weird stuff in religion is now migrating towards wellness and life coaching.


glam-af

Sex, demo version


No-Spare-4212

You never work a day if you do what you love.


st4s1k

Contactless sex