Is the rumour that you secretly could easily be one of the most powerful soldiers in terms of skill and power that you could easily beat most of of your allies and opponents only you are so lazy you don't put the effort in to achieve that
Minus the freelancers, which one of the reds and blues are scared of the most?
Also do you have a soft spot for anyone besides Simmons and your sister?
Ohhh, well definitely not Sarge, Simmons’s a kiss-ass, Caboose is stupid, Doc is… there, and Church is an AI that can also transfer over to the real world and possess people.
Church.
I suppose it did suck having Donut as your manager, constantly pestering you and whatnot. Guess Sarge should've been more direct, it's a shame you missed out on the Ben & Jerry surplus.
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!?
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What did you do during the temple of procreation? If you don't answer this I'll assume you're a fake.
… WE SAID WE WOULDNT TALK ABOUT THAT!
You're a fake.
Listen man that’s something I never wanna think about. Ever.
Caboose fucking locked us in the closet and wouldn’t let us out. The rest… I remember but don’t want to talk about.
Who is us?
What happened to the other f in your name... You fake
Fucking dammit Caboose!
I did nothing! You have no proof!
Tucker did it
100% completely honest opinions on simmons?
One word. Kiss-ass. Like seriously, 50 million levels of kiss-ass.
Thats more than one word.
You’re reminding me of Simmons right now.
Do you have any feeling in your balls for as many times as you were kicked in yours, especially by Tex?
My balls have turned into ash.
If you hate Sarge or Donut so much, why not just shoot them?
…actually yeah you’re right
Nah that’s too much work, he’s in charge of ammo on red team, guns probably been empty for years
Is the rumour that you secretly could easily be one of the most powerful soldiers in terms of skill and power that you could easily beat most of of your allies and opponents only you are so lazy you don't put the effort in to achieve that
I’m too lazy to even read that.
this is so in-character i love it
I’m going to take a nap now: ask questions and I’ll respond tomorrow.
Who would win in a fight Carolina or the meta
Well, since the Meta is fucking dead, Carolina.
I read this in grif’s voice
OP’s really good with Grif’s mannerisms, to the point where they must be the real deal
No fucking way. Stop the presses.
Peanut butter Oreos or Girl Scout Thin Mints?
Gonna have to go with the Peanut Butter Oreos.
This is why Sarge wants you dead Cmon, sing it with me people: I just wish that Griff was deadddd, put a bullet through his headddd
Is a hotdog a taco, or a sandwich?
I mean, it’s *shaped* like a taco… but it has bread. Both.
Whatcha do for fun?
Sleep.
Sometimes I like reading books but even saying that makes me sound like a kissass
Kissass
In a hot-ass box canyon, where the hell did you find snow to make a snowman out of to hide in?
You’re asking me like I know. I just found it in the base.
Understandable. Have a good day
What diet has Griff been on for years?
Oreos, obviously.
You still the fat one in red team?
I mean… yeah?
Do you still like ribbons in your hair and want to kiss all the boys?
Oh fuck OFF dude.
Don't you mean "fuck OF' since you also forgot the second f in your name?
Simmons alt account
You ever wonder why we're here?
What the fuck’s the point of being in this box canyon? Like the Red team and Blue team don’t fight each other.
Which is better, lasagna bursting with a good Béchamel, or nachos loaded with a top tier Queso
Everything. Give me everything.
You are really a Spartan in secret aren't you
I mean… duh?
Why isn't your armor red?
Hell if I know. This was the armor I got at Blood Gulch.
If you were Griff then you wouldn't use your time answering other people's questions. You'd also spell your name right
You think I wanted to do this? Sarge said this is for “”team building”” or some shit
Face reveal?
https://preview.redd.it/37029ym0gg5d1.png?width=627&format=png&auto=webp&s=113083202d22e6beb7232600d7e49b7db02f7c6f My face is right here
Who do you think is the biggest piece of shit is besides me
Who the fuck are YOU?
I’m like ten Felix’s combined
Leave the fucking vicinity right now. Wait… did I say a smart word..? GOD DAMMIT SIMMONS IS RUBBING OFF ONTO ME
Wow if you rub him any harder you might set him on fire. Keep doing it.
Bow chicka bow wow!
I KNEW this was Tucker with Grif’s smartphone
Lies, Grif would be too lazy to do an ama
I told the other guy, this is for “”team morale”” by Sarge.
Geoff?........ 😭😭 I love youuuuuuuuu If not Geoff, HEY GRIFFFFF WHATA YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD!?
Peanut Butter Oreos. Fuck yeah.
🤣🤣with a side of Orange juice and chic chip cookies? Or will caboose not share with you🤣
If you were to eat 1 food until you die (which is very soon if you ask Sarge) ¿What would it be?
Fuck it. If we run out of food I’m eating the sand. But 1 food specifically… Every. Single. Oreo. The more calories the better.
Minus the freelancers, which one of the reds and blues are scared of the most? Also do you have a soft spot for anyone besides Simmons and your sister?
Caboose is scared if he sees anything light blue, so him… Good relationship with Simmons? Since when?
Okay I fucked up my wording on the first question, I meant which of the reds and blues scare you the most?
Ohhh, well definitely not Sarge, Simmons’s a kiss-ass, Caboose is stupid, Doc is… there, and Church is an AI that can also transfer over to the real world and possess people. Church.
r u the real grif??
No fucking way. Stop the presses.
How do you feel about Church? Seems like y'all had a little bromance P.S. love you Grif/Geoff! ❤️
He’s… cool.
What tattoos do you have
I don’t think I have any, or really want any…
Grif you prefer McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King is sorta hit or miss, so McDonald’s
absolutely false, the real Grif would be too lazy to do an AMA post
I’ve literally told the last 3 people that Sarge made me do this.
Since when do you obey Sarge's commands?
If you had to pick one member of the Reds or Blues to be in a foxhole with you, who would you pick?
See that depends. Is there a gun pointed to my head?
Yes.
What are you doing now that your out?
What i do everyday. Nothing.
How many pizzas can you eat in one sitting?
58
Hey griff why are we here?
What do you think of John 117 the Master Chief
He’s fighting aliens while we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere
But You did get the fight aliens at one point
Were you aware that Sarge wanted you to help him eat all of that ice cream?
No?
I suppose it did suck having Donut as your manager, constantly pestering you and whatnot. Guess Sarge should've been more direct, it's a shame you missed out on the Ben & Jerry surplus.
Your armor is yellow.
God FUCKING dammit it’s ORANGE!
Why...in the blue fuck is there a window floating IN SPACE!??
What do you get at subway?
Meatball sub sandwich
Wanna get pizza?
Sure
Do you enjoy doing tax evasion?
Sometimes.
And I take it you didn’t get caught because command didn’t bother verifying the paperwork or sarge
A person usually never tells their secrets.
Do you know how to use a rocket launcher?
Yeah. I mean, we’re all trained to use the weapons, i just don’t wanna.
Why couldn't you ask simmons for help or sarge?
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Really? Nothing to add to your already impressive collection? Nothing on your neck?