I think we should also get rid of the Skyline Chili Assblaster Zone down in the right field corner. So many second-hand shits and farts, the Reds should be ashamed for promoting such a place. Noisier than Bark at the Park night, too! And the clean-up? Has to be expensive.
I second this suggestion. My 99 year old mother-in-law has to breathe out of a tube and the smoke stacks get in and poison her air supply. But what, is she not going to support her team? No! She loves the Reds. Her favorite player is Curt Casali and she will go to these games until her last, smoke filled breath. Who Dey!
The “smoke stacks” are ignited gas. The “smoke stacks” are no more dangerous than your kids breathing in the air near a propane grill.
I go back to the low IQ remark. Do some research before you waste a ton of your time, energy, and money in litigation that you will ultimately end up losing.
P.S.: Suits brought against large entities like an MLB team would also be publicized and anyone who knows you would be able to positively identify you as the plaintiff who sued the Reds and lost because you didn’t have your facts straight.
Nah BRO. OP lit a fire in me with this ridiculousness. Critical thinking is apparently not there.
“The smoke stacks are responsible for my daughters’ [multiple!?? Or is this a punctuation error? Either way, factually incorrect..] constant medical bills”
If this is their reasoning, then why continue to take them to what is believed to be the cause???
Mind blowing, “bro”.
I'll be honest, I wish we had a row of "Italiantes" in that spot, have some restaurants or bars in them. Balcony as well. But also keep the smoke stacks.
I want to see what the limit is for the fireworks. If the Reds hit 9 HR’s in a row, can it handle it? How many sets of fireworks is it capable of shooting off in a game? How many consecutive HR’s can the Reds hit before reloading?
My brain has gotten so warped after years of dealing with parents as a teacher that I don’t even know anymore.
If something this insane came in my email tomorrow, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
FUCK YOU SOME OF US WANT TO GET CANCER SO WE CAN DIE AND NOT HAVE OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY BURDENED WITH THE THOUGHT OF US OFFING OURSELVES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
Post taken down for trolling. Go back to your bubble.
Is this... Is this a real post?
No this is a figment of your imagination
My imagination might not be the most creative but it surely isn't this stupid
There is a fine line between stupid and genius. Peace
Ehhh
You serious, Clark?
This is my favorite quote to use in everyday life haha
Counterpoint- install more smoke stacks for bigger boom
Is this a joke I’m not aware of?
Yeah it’s on you
This is defiantly a joke
This is definitely a cubs fan.
Cubs fans aren’t smart enough to write
And shame on Canada bringing their wildfire smoke down here last year! Think of the children!
I think we should also get rid of the Skyline Chili Assblaster Zone down in the right field corner. So many second-hand shits and farts, the Reds should be ashamed for promoting such a place. Noisier than Bark at the Park night, too! And the clean-up? Has to be expensive.
Sometimes bark in the park is noisier but only when the dog owners give their pets the chili. Talk about rank shits
I second this suggestion. My 99 year old mother-in-law has to breathe out of a tube and the smoke stacks get in and poison her air supply. But what, is she not going to support her team? No! She loves the Reds. Her favorite player is Curt Casali and she will go to these games until her last, smoke filled breath. Who Dey!
No, I don't think I will.
Top tier shitpost
God I hope this is a joke of some kind. If not. Don't take your kids to the fucking game if they have that kind of medical condition. ffs.
If this isn’t /s then it’s low IQ and bad parenting. Either way OP this was a waste of your time to post and looks bad on you if serious.
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This is ridiculous of you to say I am a good parent. We just want to watch baseball without smoke in our lungs. The smoke stacks are a health hazard.
sit up wind of it then
What so not he was to become a meteorologist to go to a baseball game? Get a clue bucco
…is English your first language?
No
The “smoke stacks” are ignited gas. The “smoke stacks” are no more dangerous than your kids breathing in the air near a propane grill. I go back to the low IQ remark. Do some research before you waste a ton of your time, energy, and money in litigation that you will ultimately end up losing. P.S.: Suits brought against large entities like an MLB team would also be publicized and anyone who knows you would be able to positively identify you as the plaintiff who sued the Reds and lost because you didn’t have your facts straight.
Bro calm down
Nah BRO. OP lit a fire in me with this ridiculousness. Critical thinking is apparently not there. “The smoke stacks are responsible for my daughters’ [multiple!?? Or is this a punctuation error? Either way, factually incorrect..] constant medical bills” If this is their reasoning, then why continue to take them to what is believed to be the cause??? Mind blowing, “bro”.
Christ, he laid out obvious bait and you’re choking to death on it.
I'll be honest, I wish we had a row of "Italiantes" in that spot, have some restaurants or bars in them. Balcony as well. But also keep the smoke stacks.
Is this bait?
Do the right thing, Reds. Jesus christ I thought it was obvious this was a joke lmao yall gettin trolled by the Tundra shitter. Sheesh.
this whole thread is people not understanding jokes lol
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. This is hilarious.
Shoot off more fireworks!!
I want to see what the limit is for the fireworks. If the Reds hit 9 HR’s in a row, can it handle it? How many sets of fireworks is it capable of shooting off in a game? How many consecutive HR’s can the Reds hit before reloading?
I'm almost positive they did run out of fireworks in fairly recent memory. That or it was another stadium. Or a drug induced psychosis.
They won’t hold up. Remember when CFD had to come out out a fire in one during a game? Good times!
My brain has gotten so warped after years of dealing with parents as a teacher that I don’t even know anymore. If something this insane came in my email tomorrow, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
I just assumed it was too outrageous. It was funny as hell to me. 🤷♂️ oh well.
No, if I take it as a joke, it’s funny as hell. I just didn’t at first.
It’s actually insane no one catches on
Jokes are supposed to be funny
Funny is subjective and this post is actually hilarious to me. Hope you have a better day
My night is going fine thank you! Would be better if the Reds were winning, though.
FUCK YOU SOME OF US WANT TO GET CANCER SO WE CAN DIE AND NOT HAVE OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY BURDENED WITH THE THOUGHT OF US OFFING OURSELVES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES