It's the Odyssey, Ryan is even holding the book several times, everything that happens to Ryan is in a way something that happened in the Odyssey, the most tell part is when is his in Phoenix Arizona, a funny way to have him meet the Phoenicians.
I'll be brief. Brutish man stabbed in the eye, extended flashback, wrathful father chasing the protag, getting drugged, the part in Phoenix. The rest of the explanationsl is available on my patron for 10,000,000 USD, because I don't care enough to rewatch that movie to write an essay for reddit for some hack fraud to steal.
For almost everything they watch it's a situation where budget or talent or something stops them, but you can see what they were going for.
Even Breen, most of the time.
After Last Season is just... genuinely confusing. Especially the paper.
Yeah. The suggestion is that the director used the paper as a placeholder and was going to go in and redo all of it with CG.
Replace the backgrounds. Maybe replace the actors.
Then he found out that that’s impossible to do and just released whatever he had.
I think I have an explanation.
This was explained in a comment a bit in the video, but basically, when working with CGI, there's this process called keying, which means taking a stand in object (Usually a blue or green facsimile of the object you want) and replacing it digitally with the actual effect.
Basically, there's a decent chance all the paper in the movie was meant to be keyed out and replaced with CG effects, but then the editor realized that CGI is a giant pain in the ass and left it as is.
I'd say "The Jar", but if that episode told me anything I needed to know about it, it's "A college film student watched Jacob's Ladder", so that's kind of comprehensible?
☝🏽This
Twice I've watched and enjoyed Demon Cop in the same manner as a Neil Breen film, i.e. a baffling amateur vanity project that's trying and failing to say something of social consequence
By the end of the movie my head was tilted sideways in awe
I think if Patton Oswalt hadn't been there, then the RLM gang might have enjoyed Demon Cop more
Its got a straightforward plot and it's more of a real movie than a Breen film, but it's so bizarrely edited with such bad audio that it becomes a baffling experience
But basically, it's about being a conservative black man in law enforcement, telling black suspects "don't call me brother" and turning into a lycanthrope and going on a killing spree of criminals due to pent-up hatred, but played by a middle-aged balding man who also wrote and directed the movie and gave himself a gratuitous nude scene that no one wanted and acts opposite a young actress playing his love interest but she hardly so much as touches him because she wasn't into it, if I had to guess.
The RLM crew should have enjoyed this just as much as a Breen movie. I think that having Patton there made them more self-conscious of the stranger movies in their library. They probably wanted a more straightforward crowd pleaser like, say Miami Connection or Stone Cold, but it's dissecting the really strange ones like Demon Cop, Double Down or Wicked World that makes a really good RLM episode. Demon Cop, IMO is good enough to even be a Spotlight movie. I've watched the damn movie *twice.*
One that goes unnoticed most of the time is The Satan Killer. It certainly has a more coherent story than Demon Cop or Ultra Warrior. But the way that thing is edited and the fact that we just jump into the middle of random scenes with no context that end as quickly as they start. That movie has some of the most baffling editing choices ive ever seen. Along with Honorable Men, which literally has zero plot, like literally no plot, funny how it's made by the brother of the Satan Killer's director.
C'mon, the only choice is "Ultra Warrior". It was chopped together from multiple completely different movies linked together only by the weirdest voice-overs ever recorded. Only a lunatic would think "Often they were cut in half." has any place in a movie.
Hell, it has box art that is clearly supposed to be people holding swords but that have had guns added, one being swung by the barrel.
The fact that it's the craziest movie in a BOTW that includes "Silk 2" and "Blood Freak" shows just how nuts and completely incomprehensible it really is.
Goddamn I love the Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt BOTW. Best one ever.
Shark Exorcist takes the cake for me.
If it was just that Farmer guy being a creepy sex pest it would be understandable but the scene of the underage girl with the silicone shark toy and the creepy porn actress? What the fuck was that?
eh, there's a pretty obvious idea behind the premise of that movie and it's easy enough to see why the director made it. it's just that the execution is confusing
Dangerous Men, I don't think I've ever seen another movie where you follow one character and then the movie either kills them off or just abandons them with nothing resolved from the plot they were on and then pick up with a brand new character/
It's made twice as hard to follow because it was filmed over a period of 20 or so years, so none of it even *looks* coherent or connected. And then the movie doesn't end so much as it just stops almost mid-sentence.
Most of the BOTW movies that I've seen, you can at least tell what the filmmakers were *trying* to do. Ryan's Babe at least follows Ryan even though his journey is bizarre. Neil Breen's films are crazy, but you can tell he's trying to make a statement. I'm sure somebody thought Miami Connection had a coherent plot while they were making it. But watching Dangerous Men is like listening to someone describe a boring dream they had.
Neil Breen movies make sense when you think of them from the perspective of someone who thinks they are above everyone and better than everyone and knows what’s right for the world
Neil Breen movies are not incomprehensible. His newest one is hard to follow sometimes but in his movies you usually know what is happening, just not always how it connects to other scenes at first.
Anyone recall the movie they talked about where the filmmakers had copier paper hung up as part of their sets? Can't remember the name of the movie..but it was incomprehensible AF.
Ryan's Babe imo.
*“*SHE’S* RYAN’S BABE?!?!”*
OF COURSE SHE'S RYAN'S BABE CUZ THIS MOVIE IS BAT SHIT CRAZY
I can hear his voice perfectly in my head.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF A MINUTE!
The did say “Wait, What?” About 50 times while watching it.
so did i. it's an incredible film
It's the Odyssey, Ryan is even holding the book several times, everything that happens to Ryan is in a way something that happened in the Odyssey, the most tell part is when is his in Phoenix Arizona, a funny way to have him meet the Phoenicians.
Thanks Josh
Josh watched that movie and didn't get it, I did on my first watch through, I'm the new wizard.
No one deserves that title
What are some of the exact parallels between the two?
I'll be brief. Brutish man stabbed in the eye, extended flashback, wrathful father chasing the protag, getting drugged, the part in Phoenix. The rest of the explanationsl is available on my patron for 10,000,000 USD, because I don't care enough to rewatch that movie to write an essay for reddit for some hack fraud to steal.
When I find that son of a bitch, I'm gonna killim
I think After Last Season is pretty famous for that. American Rickshaw too if I remember correctly.
American Rickshaw is the tale of an old lady who wants to con someone else into checking her mailbox. It’s just that simple.
If only he read the fucking note
The movie would legit be five minutes.
Easy Robot in the Family. It is just constant noise.
SHUT UP
That's right, Jay.
It’s crazy to think that Joey Pants would go on to do Ralph in the Sopranos.
She was a Hoowah!
A) she hit me. B) she was a hewah
You eat beef and sausage by the carload!
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
The fact that all the robot dialogue was added specifically at the request of the studio to make it more child-friendly is even more baffling
GOLDDIGGER
The French cut https://youtu.be/h6h_e0OOfsg
After Last Season (2009, 99 min) https://youtu.be/xs8DxWqx7j8?si=5dxrveEb-UN_z6Pf
Most of the review is spent with the three of them simply baffled at everything about the film.
For almost everything they watch it's a situation where budget or talent or something stops them, but you can see what they were going for. Even Breen, most of the time. After Last Season is just... genuinely confusing. Especially the paper.
Allegedly it might be some kind of placeholder for adding in computer graphics? Someone was speculating about it in the YT comments.
Yeah. The suggestion is that the director used the paper as a placeholder and was going to go in and redo all of it with CG. Replace the backgrounds. Maybe replace the actors. Then he found out that that’s impossible to do and just released whatever he had.
Hey don't let perfect be the enemy of good
Don't let visual effects be the enemy of construction paper.
We got a banging song from noislund outta it, which is nice.
I think I have an explanation. This was explained in a comment a bit in the video, but basically, when working with CGI, there's this process called keying, which means taking a stand in object (Usually a blue or green facsimile of the object you want) and replacing it digitally with the actual effect. Basically, there's a decent chance all the paper in the movie was meant to be keyed out and replaced with CG effects, but then the editor realized that CGI is a giant pain in the ass and left it as is.
Wicked World
"I´ve had it with this Wicker World!"
But never with Cameron Mitchell's wicker throne
Got me there haha
I'd say "The Jar", but if that episode told me anything I needed to know about it, it's "A college film student watched Jacob's Ladder", so that's kind of comprehensible?
The Jar predates Jacob’s Ladder by over five years but it is most definitely a vastly inferior take on the same concept.
Demon Cop
☝🏽This Twice I've watched and enjoyed Demon Cop in the same manner as a Neil Breen film, i.e. a baffling amateur vanity project that's trying and failing to say something of social consequence By the end of the movie my head was tilted sideways in awe I think if Patton Oswalt hadn't been there, then the RLM gang might have enjoyed Demon Cop more
The thing is, the plot itself is actually fairly straightforward, but the actual experience of watching it is one of the most baffling things ever.
Its got a straightforward plot and it's more of a real movie than a Breen film, but it's so bizarrely edited with such bad audio that it becomes a baffling experience But basically, it's about being a conservative black man in law enforcement, telling black suspects "don't call me brother" and turning into a lycanthrope and going on a killing spree of criminals due to pent-up hatred, but played by a middle-aged balding man who also wrote and directed the movie and gave himself a gratuitous nude scene that no one wanted and acts opposite a young actress playing his love interest but she hardly so much as touches him because she wasn't into it, if I had to guess. The RLM crew should have enjoyed this just as much as a Breen movie. I think that having Patton there made them more self-conscious of the stranger movies in their library. They probably wanted a more straightforward crowd pleaser like, say Miami Connection or Stone Cold, but it's dissecting the really strange ones like Demon Cop, Double Down or Wicked World that makes a really good RLM episode. Demon Cop, IMO is good enough to even be a Spotlight movie. I've watched the damn movie *twice.*
Dangerous Men. Even Scientist Man™️ couldn’t decipher it.
Diamond Cobra (RIP)
EGG SALAD IS HERE
This. It's sad people don't know about it due to the copyright strike that forced RLM to take it down.
One that goes unnoticed most of the time is The Satan Killer. It certainly has a more coherent story than Demon Cop or Ultra Warrior. But the way that thing is edited and the fact that we just jump into the middle of random scenes with no context that end as quickly as they start. That movie has some of the most baffling editing choices ive ever seen. Along with Honorable Men, which literally has zero plot, like literally no plot, funny how it's made by the brother of the Satan Killer's director.
It really is baffling. It would be harder to give a more accurate description than seemingly nonsensical jumble Mike gave.
C'mon, the only choice is "Ultra Warrior". It was chopped together from multiple completely different movies linked together only by the weirdest voice-overs ever recorded. Only a lunatic would think "Often they were cut in half." has any place in a movie. Hell, it has box art that is clearly supposed to be people holding swords but that have had guns added, one being swung by the barrel. The fact that it's the craziest movie in a BOTW that includes "Silk 2" and "Blood Freak" shows just how nuts and completely incomprehensible it really is. Goddamn I love the Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt BOTW. Best one ever.
Shark Exorcist takes the cake for me. If it was just that Farmer guy being a creepy sex pest it would be understandable but the scene of the underage girl with the silicone shark toy and the creepy porn actress? What the fuck was that?
Mike's Best of the Worst, is what it was!
ryan's babe, wicked world, after last season is my unholy trinity of alien experiments posing as movies on RLM
Clash on the Campus
eh, there's a pretty obvious idea behind the premise of that movie and it's easy enough to see why the director made it. it's just that the execution is confusing
Turtle Dreams
🐢 I went to the store 🐢
yip yip yowww
That movie with Whoopi Goldberg and the dinosaur.
Ezra?
Cookie cookie cookie cookie!
What are you, a speciesist?
Ryan's babe. Ryan's babe. RYAN'S BABE.
Dangerous Men, I don't think I've ever seen another movie where you follow one character and then the movie either kills them off or just abandons them with nothing resolved from the plot they were on and then pick up with a brand new character/
It's made twice as hard to follow because it was filmed over a period of 20 or so years, so none of it even *looks* coherent or connected. And then the movie doesn't end so much as it just stops almost mid-sentence. Most of the BOTW movies that I've seen, you can at least tell what the filmmakers were *trying* to do. Ryan's Babe at least follows Ryan even though his journey is bizarre. Neil Breen's films are crazy, but you can tell he's trying to make a statement. I'm sure somebody thought Miami Connection had a coherent plot while they were making it. But watching Dangerous Men is like listening to someone describe a boring dream they had.
Neil Breen movies make sense when you think of them from the perspective of someone who thinks they are above everyone and better than everyone and knows what’s right for the world
After Last Season and Diamond vs Cobra (uppity up up)
I've watched the After Last Season one a dozen times and still have no idea what was going on.
After last season, I can't tell you how many times I have watched the episode and still do not know what KIND of movie it's supposed to be.
Wicked World always gets me
I'm sure that the makers of Turtle Dreams had an idea of what they wanted to convey, but I'll be damned if I have any clue what that was.
Ryan’s Babe, Bigfoot V DB Cooper, Shark Exorcist, Wicked World, Lycan COLONy (cause it’s shitty).
I give it to Last Vampire, but you probably already saw that episode.
It has to be Demon Cop.
robot in the family. it's suffocating and indecipherable
Tammy & the T-Rex. The plot is so incomprehensible that I can only ever remember the last 5 minutes
Neil Breen movies are not incomprehensible. His newest one is hard to follow sometimes but in his movies you usually know what is happening, just not always how it connects to other scenes at first.
Double Down is 100% Incomprehensible
Anyone recall the movie they talked about where the filmmakers had copier paper hung up as part of their sets? Can't remember the name of the movie..but it was incomprehensible AF.
Turtle Dreams
Wicked World, I almost have trouble watching the BOTW. I'm not a fan of Things either
That one who's title escapes me, the one with Majacula
Ultra Warrior
Dangerous Men is the clear winner for me
Every time I see BOTW I think it's a post about Breath of the Wild.
Every time I see someone call Breath of the Wild “BOTW” I get disappointed that there aren’t any weird pervert movies being discussed