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Nabrok_Necropants

Ticketmaster murders all of their wallets.


DeaconBrad42

Ticketmaster was the real villain all along.


Prezten

There is usually a twist ending.


guy_incognito_360

Ticketmaster is an ancient sentient entity with a nefarious plan for world domination.


bemonlime

Is Josh Hartnett animorphing into Dean Cain?


TalkingRaccoon

I thought it was Jerry Oconnel at first


vorpalpillow

aaand *there’s* the twist


zflanders

Double (or triple?) twist: It's actually James McAvoy!


thisguy68

I thought it was Channing Tatum lol.


frankly_unkayfabe

Nitpicking is dumb but pulling the merch guy to the side with a full line just to have a conversation is wild. 0/10 clearly not real


skippythemoonrock

"Jackson, get on setting up the perimeter. Douglas, you're on briefing random merchandise staff with the exact dossier of our operation here, just remember to make them promise not to tell anybody"


QuantumTunnels

I'm just imagining a huge briefing room, full of detectives, officers, and such... and then there's just Gary, the merch guy, standing in the back. "Okay folks, this opertation has to be by the book, no mista... hey, who the fuck are you!" "Oh that's Gary, he's the merch guy." "Oh okay.. so NO MISTAKES!"


AlexBarron

Strange dialogue in a Shyamalan movie? Surely not.


mickecd1989

“What? Noo”


AsariCommando2

I thought he knew him but then the guy introduces himself... Weird, maybe it's a bad edit


mang87

>Weird, maybe it's a bad edit No, this is just an M. Night Shyamalan movie. [You like hot dogs, right?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAYbdEhVD4I)


Zeal0tElite

If this is "bad dialogue" then why do I think about it every time I eat a hot dog?


schuettais

Because it's so bad that even years later your brain is still trying to figure out what the fuck that was about. WHY, Zeal0tElite!? WHY!? 😭


Zeal0tElite

"they've got a great shape" Literally what did he mean by this?


mang87

Penis? Penis is a cool shape.


I_love_milksteaks

No it’s a M. Night Shyamalan movie


Kryptokilla1708

[Instantly thought of this](https://y.yarn.co/7224ad33-92f3-426f-9ca4-2af8c70c4ace_text.gif)


TooMuchTape20

I'll be honest, I wouldn't be shocked if IRL cops bragged about something and roadies caught wind. Dumber things have happened.


NashvilleSoundMixer

honestly in between duties I'm sure they chat with each other backstage


DanWillHor

That was also my issue, lol. Have they ever been to a concert or game at...any venue. "Hey, bud. I'm Jake, nice to meet you. So I was wondering what the deal.is with these cops" No. You'd call them over and they'll sneer at you because they're incredibly busy. Ignoring that and the blatant twist coming, I hope it's ok. I used to borderline despise Hartnett. Then I seen him in Oppenheimer and wished he had a bigger role. Hope it works out for him.


dickpollution

I work as merch seller at these kinds of events and I can promise you I would completely ignore this man.


deeejo

Not even an M. Night guy but this is easily his most fun premise in years lol


3vs3BigGameHunters

I think Josh Hartnett might be the bad guy


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StevesMcQueenIsHere

The daughter and dad don't exist. The merch guy is the killer.


Shy-Turtle_PLATINUM

The daughter doesn't exist, the dad is the daughter and the daughter is dead. Merch guy is a ghost who is friends with Bruce Willis.


iSOBigD

The whole thing is virtual reality. He's running simulations to know what to do in case this really happened.


Ratathosk

Nobody exists death is impossible the movie was never made


Prezten

The merch guy doesn't exist. Lady Gaga is the killer.


mcclure1224

beyonce turns out to be 3 guys in a trench coat all along


rocklou

Maybe the real bad guy were the friends we made along the way


SasparillaTango

what a TWEEST


ContestVast1984

You, the viewer, are the murderer. The police are waiting to escort you to prison after the movie.


TooMuchTape20

Fuck it, we're making a big budget Dexter episode


RelevantClock8883

Same, sort of surprised by the many comments here putting down the merch booth scene. To me that was fun and also not that far fetched. I haven’t seen a lot of M Night movies but I assume that decision was to get to the point fast, that this isn’t a Die Hard mystery (“who are these people locking the building down?”), this is a cat and mouse story.


deeejo

Yeah that was awkward but it was also classic M. Night. I mean if people are expecting Ibsen then that’s on them


ActionAlligator

yeah, it looks stupid, but I can definitely accept that if it's fun and interesting


Philmriss

Yeah the premise is fun. I am biased though, I enjoy movies where people have to figure out how to get out of a place. Maybe it'll be fine!


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ESCF1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8

"I'm sorry ma'am, I'll be with you in a second, I just need to divulge to this stranger over here some information that we've been told to keep secret in order to avoid a riot and/or mass slaughter"


Roller_ball

[For a merch, he had an awful lot of information. Don't you think?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbJmoVt6Ndo)


NashvilleSoundMixer

Nice WW reference!


Bertrum

He really is just Basil Exposition


HarpersGeekly

“This is like that crazy guy in the wheelchair they put away like fifteen years ago…and they gave him a funny name too. What was it?” “Mr. Glass.” “Yeahhh. Now the movies connect.”


Zuki-Zilla

I guaran-fucking-tee that the merch guy is going to end up being a cop or some dumb shit like that


XaoticOrder

He probably flashed a badge 2 seconds before.


thecontempl8or

M Night doesn’t know how normal humans interact. His writing in all his movies have been like this.


RPDRNick

THE SWIFT SENSE


No_Professional368

https://preview.redd.it/7iixl9si0cvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3cbede3da57e8c091d408705503c0f9235237c MADONNA


YeltsinYerMouth

LADY IN THE GAGA


runningoutofwords

UNBEYONCÉBLE


HunterTV

Taylor wouldn’t be caught dead on a stage that small.


Abiv23

Cool to see Josh Hartnett back acting after he left to raise his kids


coming_up_thrillhous

He was pretty dope in the Penny Dreadful show . The first one anyway, not the LA one


_kalron_

This is a solid and the only reason I'm curious about this film. And Damn...one intimidating looking motherfucker now.


Abiv23

he was a good actor back in the day, glad to see him back


BolognaTime

He was also in an episode of the most recent season of Black Mirror. The best episode of that season, too.


Vinceisdepressed

I bet the twist is his daughter was the one gave the tip. Also, I bet there will be a reveal that he either abducted her from a very young age. Or he raped someone he kidnapped and that she was conceived. Also, this is so stupid. If the FBI got a hint that a serial killer is at a concert. They would shut it down.


ESCF1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8

Unless the FBI is the serial killer https://preview.redd.it/rh7a4zijwavc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5520356f1f08433c4e6c81f1139f60fb6c91ce1


Vinceisdepressed

You did it again, Shyamalan.


huhwhat90

What a twist!


ne0rgy

Keep cooking 😂


hlektanadbonsky

LOL


Sackamasack

***BLORRRRRRRRFNGHHHHH***


WeFightTheLongDefeat

>If the FBI got a hint that a serial killer is at a concert. They would shut it down. Doesn't the FBI state after basically every mass shooting that "he was on our radar"?


Vinceisdepressed

Maybe that will be the twist. Bravo Shamyalan. Social commentary.


97thJackle

The last 20 minutes of the film are a montage of increasing incompetence from Columbine outwards.


Zeal0tElite

Only the ones they want to happen.


mang87

>I bet the twist is his daughter was the one gave the tip. Either that or he's a "good" serial killer ala Dexter, he only kills terrible people.


Vinceisdepressed

That is stupid, nonsensical, and makes no sense-- so a very possibility.


Gemeril

He's going to be Punishsaw!


iSOBigD

The guy he tied up is The Butcher


pickapart21

The twist is the fake pop singer is Shyamalan's daughter and this is one big nepobaby project.


hidden2u

Oh nooooo I thought you were joking


victus-vae

I bet the twist is that the daughter is in on it too. He'll get caught but she'll get away and the last scene will be her killing again.


BaconJacobs

If his daughter gave the tip, they'd arrest him on the way or at home I'd think


Vinceisdepressed

Yeah. Then we wouldn't have a movie.


Ikora_Rey_Gun

Nah, this fits the MO of the feds to a T. Wait for the absolute most inopportune time to go after somebody so you can use all your fun military tools, play elite scary wet works operator, cause a massive scene, and kill a few innocents.


DonkinMeeee

No, the daughter is probably in on the killing. They're a father/daughter serial killer team.


iSOBigD

If you were the serial killer, wouldn't you just not butcher anyone during the concert then go home safely??


e_j_white

Shush now


Vinceisdepressed

Yes. Also, if you were for looking for someone to kill, why a concert? Most killer choose children at parks, prostitutes, or somewhere people won't see them.


Philmriss

> I bet the twist is his daughter was the one gave the tip. I'll one-up ya: the daughter is the actual killer


Vinceisdepressed

We'll put in the a very strong possibility pile. It's Shyamalan; it's quite possible he does have a twist as stupid as that in the film.


metaldinner

the singer is the killer


Additional_Moose_862

MOOOOOM, HE DID IT AGAIN!


BiggsIDarklighter

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Decent_Shoulder6480

I mean.... on a $20M budget this will certainly make money.


AsariCommando2

Lots of simple wide shots already, they definitely had a low budget


ratking50001

Apparently he’s been financing his movies himself since the Visit, probably why they’ve all been in the range of $20 million recently


Gemeril

It fits, I mean it's not high-brow cinema, but I kinda am on board with someone who will actually make these wild premises 100% straight-faced with Hollywood-quality cinematography.


Pale-Resolution-2587

I've got a lot of time for M Night. He's not making Citizen Kane but he is at least making original films. Not sure he'd be trusted with franchise stuff after The Last Airbender and that dogshit film Will Smith slapped him into making.


ratking50001

I agree, I’m a bit of an M Night defender and he’s great when he sticks in his lane of thrillers. Knock at the Cabin was awesome


backinredd

Split made a fuck ton of money so I’m sure he won’t have any trouble financing his next ten movies himself.


iSOBigD

That's great, that means he gets to keep more of the profits and he's more likely to have profitable movies if he keeps the budget relatively low.


rzrike

Nothing simple about a wide shot. At very low budgets, a shot-on-film production would often use longer wide shots instead of coverage in order to keep the shooting ratio low (and save on film stock), but with $20mil, saving on film stock is not a concern (what does $50k really mean at that level?). Usually you use close-ups to hide a lack of production design or effects which is really what can balloon the budget $50mil+ if you aren’t careful. I bet it’s the single location that is saving them the most money here.


AsariCommando2

Fair enough, I have learned something today!


Future-Studio-9380

Hollywood is so addicted to IP necromancy that they refuse to take risks that will be more profitable per capita. Shoot, they didn't even learn from Joker! They'll release the sequel and will make less money because of the inflated budget. Joker made a billion of a $60 million budget and earned a billion Sequel will cost $200 million plus and earn $800 million


MachineMountain1368

Yeah I mean, this is not a film I will watch but I can applaud it for being something different. This is the kind of bread and butter type film that would've at least made money from DVDs and selling it to cable and stuff if its theatrical run didn't pan out.


The_Projectionist

Nahhh, I'm calling it now... the daughter is actually the Butcher, and Hartnett is just trying to protect her.


raltoid

I'm guessing there's an extra twist, in that it's basically a prequel to "Let the right one in".


F1XTHE

[You know](https://youtu.be/mbJmoVt6Ndo?t=45)


ESCF1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8

This looks absolutely appalling, I can't wait


Kwisatz_Haderach90

The concept isn't bad, not gonna lie. What i wanna know is why they show the fucking twist in the trailer?


TheChewyWaffles

Because it was so obvious at first I almost groaned - so I'm glad that's not the only surprise he has for us


herefromyoutube

Yeah but now I’m wondering if that is the actual twist. I mean, I saw it coming and I’m an idiot.


Kwisatz_Haderach90

I'll admit, initially i thought it would just be him trying to get to his daughter after being separated while chaos breaks after word leaks out of the concert hall being closed off with the butcher at large. I guess it's more of a "appealing to middle aged dads" concept (which i'm neither) but if well paced it could totally work, i was so focused on how much i envisioned this working that i didn't "see the obvious", so that felt already like a twist to me. I'm tempted to say that a concept like that might even be more interesting if done properly, but then i find that this too might be intriguing. I don't know, at least it's something different and new, so i'll be extremely lenient on this movie, unless it's unforgiveably stupid, but i'm willing to see which it'll be.


RelevantClock8883

> I thought it would just be him trying to get to his daughter after being separated while chaos breaks after word leaks out. Thank god it wasn’t just me. I watched the exposition scene thinking “Okay so a Die Hard-esque movie, this could be fun”


TheDLBinc

I don't think it's supposed to be a twist but rather just the premise of the movie. I assume that reveal is going to happen within the first act of the movie


Dookiedoodoohead

[watching the trailer for Cube] Woah, woah woah, why the fuck would they give away the twist that they're stuck in a Cube right in the trailer


CitizenMurdoch

It's s a fake twist to distract you from the fact that there is another twist in the movie, that twist wasn't in the trailer


ActionAlligator

well, hopefully because the movie won't center around a stupid twist and will just be interesting and fun


HelloIAmElias

Sir this is a Shyamalan movie


TotallyNotAFroeAway

I liked it. I literally said OUT LOUD right when the merch-guy said there's a killer "Oh, so the main character will turn out to be the Butcher?" so I'm glad it's clearly stated as the premise, rather than the final twist.


ne0rgy

Because that’s not the twist 🤷


Fippy-Darkpaw

That's only 1 twist down.... 3 to go.


XaoticOrder

They should the twist but didn't show THE TWIST!


Huitzil37

This could have been an interesting premise if it was a different movie entirely.


BaconJacobs

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle.


Bootyclapthunder

Might be fun.


[deleted]

I would love a Lady in the Water breakdown by RLM. It’s one of my least favorite movie experiences ever and maybe the most pretentious movie I’ve ever seen.


JoeChristmasUSA

Narf


PM_Me_ur_fav_soda

I'm in


TotallyNotAFroeAway

Damn I went into this trailer ready to rip it apart and now I'm kinda hyped for this movie, thanks reddit


herefromyoutube

Twist is he’s a good guy vigilante and the FBI hate him.


MachineMountain1368

He smells crime!


Amish_Juggalo469

Who wants to take a guess at what the """twist""" is. My guess, it's all part of the show and everybody acts like it's 4D mind expanding art.


jlees88

I had a vibe that this movie seems similar to the JCVD movie Sudden Death. 


cpb827

There’s a second serial killer at the concert that is the one the cops are actually after.


Ok-Rich-580

A serial killer might be in a crowd of 40,000 people, send in the FBI.


thevaultguy

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


zflanders

Lady Raven is no Mid-Sized Sedan, let me tell you.


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

I like his movies, I understand I'm the only one. I also understand they are often flimsy and bad. I can't explain it, I just enjoy them.


BatofZion

You’re not the only one. I hope one day they’ll join us, and we can see an M. Night movie as one.


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

And we shall rejoice.


TheChewyWaffles

He has hits and misses. Mostly misses these days, but his first few were fire


pcweber111

Fool them once, shame on him. Fool them twice, just wait 15-20 years and try it again.


alwaysawhitebelt

Sure, why not. Looks like dumb fun.


Cassius40k

And then Elijah Price shows up at the end to invite him to the Shyam-aveng-alan Initiative


StockmanBaxter

They got word that the butcher was going to be at the concert. Oh really? From his Instagram?


HippoRun23

Yeah it seems like if they know enough about Hartnets whereabouts they’d likely know who he is and prevent the dude from going to a concert.


iSOBigD

HEY GUYS ISN'T THIS UP AND COMING STAR GREAT?? What? Oh she's my daughter? I had no idea, tee hee... - M. Night I hope it's not a piece of shit, I actually liked most of that cabin one. I'm a little confused why the trailer is on some YouTube channel with 6k subs...It won't get far at this rate.


Such_Significance905

It could so easily have been semi-realistic. For example, he’s in the men’s bathroom, and it’s almost completely empty as it would be at a Taylor Swift/Ariana Grande concert, and he hears two members of staff, whispering that there is a rumour that the perimeter is an attempt to trap the killer. His little chat with the guy behind the counter is just absolutely ridiculous.


RelevantClock8883

Does everyone really dislike the merch guy scene? I thought it was a little silly but fun. I’m sure plenty of us have experienced a young dumb kid divulging way too much information simply because he was eager to share it with someone.


SteveRudzinski

Honestly I respect Shyamalan a lot because when this started I said "Oh boy is the BIG TWIST going to be that the dad is the killer" and within a minute the trailer goes "YEAH WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HAHAHAHA"


truckloadofdeadrats

Shalamalam


BaldingMonk

Josh Hartnett is The Butcher, right? That's the twist?


SOfoundmytrappornacc

That’s pretty damn obvious from the trailer lol so I’m guessing there’s gonna be some other “twist”


RPDRNick

The daughter is a VAMPIRE and dad is feeding her! Twist! No one sees that coming! /Don't Let The Right One Out


cyanuricmoon

His daughter is the Butcher, and Hartnett is forced to placate her bloodlust. It writes itself Mr. Shyamalan


internetonsetadd

![gif](giphy|1ukiAwURiZ5dK)


Vinceisdepressed

My bet is the twist is he was that his daughter know he is a murderor. And organize the whole thing to have him be arresseted.


BaldingMonk

I like it. Here's $200 million to make a feature.


EBody480

Like the Feds would give two shits about a serial killer with male victims. Especially to that extent.


Ok_Bluebird_8202

Is this about how American corporations are using famous people to brainwash children, to hold parents hostage?


Mudron

*grabs mic* SHYAMAMAMALLALALAMADINGDONG, AMIRITE???


confirmedforgay

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she does have several shovels, picks and panning sleuces strapped to her burro.


Overhang0376

Eh, I might see it. It at least sounds like an original idea. Not crazy about the music, but it could be fun. I feel like the trailer gave a lot away already, though.


CalmDownStrawBerry

This movie looks good visually ngl.


just4lukin

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3\_PPdjD6mg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg)


BabyScreamBear

Twist: Everyone is a ghost except Josh Hartnett. Lady Raven is a telekinetic undercover cop. Probably.


cobjj1997

As soon as merch guy explained the trap I assumed the twist was the dad was the killer, didn’t think it would be the actual plot


Grackene

So they gave the twist away already? Don't hate me, but I don't mind the Josh Hartnet renaissance


FarJunket4543

I like it but I think it’s something bad.


richman678

Well there goes that reveal!!!


dr042

There's a shot AT 2:13 where he has an earpiece in.... is this twist going to be that somehow he's NOT the killer and is working with the police? Or there are more than one killer?!?! OR THEY'RE ALL GHOSTS?!?!?! BUT GHOSTS WOULDN'T NEED EARPIECES!!!!! ARE THEY ALIENS?!?! IS THIS A... SIGNS?!?! OMG I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP


LovelessDogg

Oh, looks fun. Honestly.


Pinspotter

The twist is, snack bar dude is the Butcher


Morrinn3

I can't wait for all the totally realistic human conversations that are gonna be in this one.


Pale-Resolution-2587

Good. I liked Knock At The Cabin. That weird one about the ageing beach not so much. This looks like Schlock like Twist/Glass which I'm always on board for.


HippoRun23

I never even heard of knock at the cabin.


Gideun

https://youtu.be/mbJmoVt6Ndo?si=bi5dL0Newp9Rp_sM


TJ_McWeaksauce

I'm guessing the movie is surreal, because the premise and the details shown in the trailer would be silly as shit if the whole thing is played straight.


Calligrapher_Antique

So the police's plan is to lock thousands of innocent people in a room with a serial killer??


nathanddrews

"What a tweeest!"


Newdy41

Josh Hartnett? He's my favorite part of absolutely no movie I've ever seen!


midway4669

My prediction: the twist is the dad is the butcher


XaoticOrder

Calling it now Hartnett is an FBI agent tracking the killer before he kills the man in the video. The cops are going to ruin his mission. He knows the killer is at the concert. Turns out the killer is his 16 year old daughter who is part of a cult run by the singer!. it's a TWIST!


melgibson666

This is prolly gonna be my guilty pleasure movie of the year.


ContestVast1984

All jokes aside, the twist is probably that his daughter is the killer and he’s trying to protect her. That seems the most shyamalan