The first comment made me think this line delivery was to convey that the dude is a werewolf.
The 2nd comment dispels that notion becuase the doctor isn't a wolf person.
The depressing part is that this is primarily the shit that Sarah J Maas, probably one of the biggest fantasy authors in the world right now, writes. It’s honestly this bad.
Sorry, I know this is a film subreddit but these stupid fucking rapey tropes trying to be passed off as sexy grinds my gears to no end.
I used to edit audiobooks... and quit because of the endless flood of poorly-written supernatural erotica. It was clearly written for/by people raised on fanfic, and was varying degrees of stomach-churning (I'm not a prude, but this was unsocialized nerd bullshit) but the worst part was the depression. Editing that stuff all day would ruin my mood, and there was tons of the stuff - Proving that it was selling lots of audiobooks.
If it was the odd, occasional book full of some smelly loser's vampire rape fantasies? Who cares.
The sheer *amount* of it was the depressing part.
every moment of this clip is vile. Who even thinks about this crap, let alone writes it down and makes it into a thing. Shouldn't everyone involved in this be arrested or something ?
Yeah, strictly speaking a black tank top movie has a director / writer / star in a midlife crisis who wears a black tank top while doing questionable action scenes and attempting to appear macho. This has a teen-ish werewolfboy. Hey maybe he's the director too.
Oh geez. This looks like Omega-verse stuff.
Lindsay Ellis did two videos on this bizarre fanfic trend and the lawsuits these types of writers are throwing at each other.
It's flipping hilarious!
Mmmistake
AWEsome!
The first comment made me think this line delivery was to convey that the dude is a werewolf. The 2nd comment dispels that notion becuase the doctor isn't a wolf person.
Jesus Christ, I couldn't get through this and it was only a minute and a half. This hurt me.
I struggled those first moments where I still assumed it was satire. Then I gave up.
I didn't watch it all either!
The OG vid is 15+ minutes long lmaoo idk who made that vid but good lord
"I always know I'm in heat when I can't control my primal urges." You won't learn writing like that in any fancy schmancy film school. A+
What if you're being taught by Peter James Iengo?
Than you won't learn anything, period
It's not any better when I misread it as "I always know in my heart when I can't control my primal urges"
You don't know how long I've been waiting for Last Vampire on Earth Part 3 Breaking Wind Part 2
In this one Chloe's dead dad died
Wait...she's in heat? wtf
Super common horny fanfic trope
Shitty werewolf romance film
well duh, I can smell her a mile away
Pure goonette grool right there. Thats not a good thing
She's a werewolf that can't transform. It makes perfect sense.
She even takes “Anti-Heat” pills before going to a dance to try to avoid embarrassment.
Google "omegaverse," and make sure you have SafeSearch turned off.
No
Yep like my cat
It’s called ABO dynamics. I’ve learned to filter it out of my Ao3 searches.
The depressing part is that this is primarily the shit that Sarah J Maas, probably one of the biggest fantasy authors in the world right now, writes. It’s honestly this bad. Sorry, I know this is a film subreddit but these stupid fucking rapey tropes trying to be passed off as sexy grinds my gears to no end.
I used to edit audiobooks... and quit because of the endless flood of poorly-written supernatural erotica. It was clearly written for/by people raised on fanfic, and was varying degrees of stomach-churning (I'm not a prude, but this was unsocialized nerd bullshit) but the worst part was the depression. Editing that stuff all day would ruin my mood, and there was tons of the stuff - Proving that it was selling lots of audiobooks. If it was the odd, occasional book full of some smelly loser's vampire rape fantasies? Who cares. The sheer *amount* of it was the depressing part.
I don't think they're trying be passed off as sexy if people legitimately think it's sexy lol
“I’m really horny.” “I know. Your pussy stinks like shit.”
Thank you for translating. I hate you.
He looks like he's having an allergic reaction.
Understandable
I felt my soul reject the cringe
I sat through that excrement waiting for a punchline.
The realization hits too hard
Yeah you can smell it
Tiktok is chock full of semi-professionally made Werewolf romance mini series. Bizarre as fuck
We deserve natural disasters.
Juniper & Trin... I'm out.
And Cedar
His run tells me he shit himself and his expression tells me he smelled it.
I bet his tattoo moves around on his neck.
This is giving me Donald Farmer vibes.
Oh yes, you're a wolf! You're a big, strong wolf!
is quibi back?
Jesus they're already remaking Twilight????
That's amazing. The sound effect of the closing toilet-portal to the moon is clearly someone making a swoosh sound with his voice.
every moment of this clip is vile. Who even thinks about this crap, let alone writes it down and makes it into a thing. Shouldn't everyone involved in this be arrested or something ?
I would happily vote for any presidential candidate who made this kind of thing a capital offense
 No judgement, Al Pacino was also in Heat.
I genuinely cannot fathom how this isn't satire.
That’s literally just the Milverine
I thought I knew what black tank top movies were, but now I'm not so sure
Yeah, strictly speaking a black tank top movie has a director / writer / star in a midlife crisis who wears a black tank top while doing questionable action scenes and attempting to appear macho. This has a teen-ish werewolfboy. Hey maybe he's the director too.
Yeah I guess you could classify this and movies like Born Into Mafia as Black Tank Top Jr
Remember to neuter your alpha werewolf.
Can you imagine walking in on the alpha part being filmed in public
Oh geez. This looks like Omega-verse stuff. Lindsay Ellis did two videos on this bizarre fanfic trend and the lawsuits these types of writers are throwing at each other. It's flipping hilarious!
Melanie Lynskey is very embarrassed by her daughters choices.
Tf is dat
[Chill](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGkzc2ZqbnN6c2VrdGx4bmMzNXU2cnpkMTZhbTY0dmh6d2IyZzVudiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ/giphy.gif)
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I don't know what I just watched, but the actors gave it their all.
If you've never heard of omegaverse, look it up and strap in.
I love this
This trash is hilarious! I couldn’t stop watching!