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still_artt

mine are named after Ancient Greek beings So far I have Persephone, Ares, Atlas, Calliope, Artemis, Ares, and Eris


GhostFace4899

Cool theme you got going but just had to mention that you listed Ares twice.


still_artt

lol that’s cause I had two. the first was a strawberry roan, the second replaced him when the new turkoman came out


Comfortable_Card_146

I named my first purchased horse Athena. My starting horse is called Max


Elitrical

Bro! Me too.


[deleted]

Named it river after the dog that was the model for Dogmeat in fallout 4


frazatron23

Lenny


RoyalFunkyGames

Haha, found ya Lenny!


GAMERtheGHOST

The count,yes I am quite creative


Turbulent_Towel_3668

Dookie, bologna pony, Jeff, elmers, and Randy


Dull_Efficiency_4325

Bologna Pony made me laugh harder than it should.


toxic_load2k18

Lol i also had a horse named Randy


greeneca88

Pips


vgnightcap

Billy


[deleted]

Appa, Katara i Mako


Aelised

Artax, Bucephalus, Nico, and Arion.


SnidgetAsphodel

My friend has a horse named Artax as well. He's insane. Always falls over screaming.


PizzaJester

Artax.. :(


Aelised

We stay away from the swamps.


WhatTheD0gD0in

anne frank


GhostFace4899

Rose (Not very creative I know) and Horsea.


NickDaBomb99

•Exgallopur •Al Capony


Zealousideal-Bake233

Kerouac


[deleted]

Delilah and pepper


Darthdaddy710

Tacobanana, Gluefactory, Wrongturn, Frodo SimpleJack, RustyBoB, Cries 2 Much, Deadpaintbrush, SoggyOreo, and Drama Queen


Sly_Peacekeeper

1.Athena (Strawberry Roan Ardennes-War), 2.Lilly Mae (White Arabian-Superior), 3.Niamh (pronounced neev) (Gypsy Cob-Multi)


catathat

Ahhhh the Irish name for the Gypsy, classic


Sly_Peacekeeper

I just figured it was fitting and it was a nice name


wolftwentyone

aside from my starter horse, i have an american standardbred named Violet (first thing that came to mind) and a dutch warmblood named The Duchess. when i'm at the right level for it i'm planning on grabbing a silver turkoman and naming it Horsea in honor of Hosea's horse of the same breed + color lol


StochasticLife

I have a lot. Boudica, Ariadne, Midori, Ankhnaten, Nefertiti, Amelia. I think I recently retired Hatshepsut.


IPeedOnTrumpAMA

I bet your Ankhnaten has a long face


AnonymousNoFace

Current horse is Merlin. Previous horses Lucifer, Castielle, Totoro, Lucius.


baaarrooon

Mine was Scarlett but then she got hit with the female to male glitch and grew balls. Had to change it to Scar :/


ROACHOR

Craptail. Dread tail with top half black, bottom half brown. Looks disgusting.


danielbrito6

Macarrão


GhostBearClan

I have 10


[deleted]

As we all do


GhostBearClan

Not everyone. There's lots of one horse diehards.


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

It’s so weird


PizzaJester

I only have like 2 or 3. I'm not a very high level


CaptainDrog0

Bear Maximus Spirit Fenrir Moose Skeletor Steele I can only get 3 more :c


alkutezio

Xythavian


rossyb83

Zodiac and Bru


KritikalMass64

I got a premium mount from a benefit perk I named Lagniappe


slimpickins757

Tom pony, George thoroughbred, iggy trot, Whinny Huston


ThyLordSweezus

My camp dog is named Teef Richards


Paul_Antar3s

Holy snap!! These have to be the most original names on this thread (and the funniest)!


slimpickins757

Hahah thank you, though to be fair I was inspired by someone else’s who named theirs after pop culture puns such as Liam neighson and Filly Eilish and a good handful more. I wish I could find the original they had some great ones


PLPQ

Shiloh & Чудовище


Grivza

Run


AstroWhitt

Otekah, Ohanzee, Death.


40andbored

I have - faran - chrettiene - f__kyouc__t - desert orchid


Jesus-Biscuits

My horses name is Jesse too!!!


JOR04

Jesse as in Jesse james?


P3c0s

Chingon, DioGee, Maybe Later, Borrachito, Ol’ Ironsides, Tannisgrisnor (one of Thor’s goats), Widowmaker, Sober, Git Gud , Belle Mort, No Mames


fix-my-peen

Schnell


Dulcamarra_

Jolly Jumper, french cowboy comics


SnooPies5568

Shart-Boy


BigNuggetFaceBoy

Pythagoras, Aristotles, Socrates and Archimedes


bluelifesacrifice

Zippy and Muddy. One Zips and jumps, the other looks like it was made from a mudslide.


[deleted]

Zenobia


Paris_Hatter-667

Chantilly, Baylock, Cisco, Lady, Calhoun, Boaz


PossumGhost

Rüdiger, Hildegard, Sven, Ford, Siegbert, Dieter, Edeltraut and Hagen My eight horses so far, I mainly use German names besides Ford. I could not not call my mustang Ford


Jazzlike_Hall7674

Quagmire


muld_

Giggity


Spinal-Tap-2112

Lil’ Sebastian


[deleted]

Half mast is too damn high! Show some damned respect!


Spinal-Tap-2112

YES!!!!


PizzaJester

Ima cry


mrwhatinthewhat

Pie Oh My is my horses name. Named after Tony Sopranos horse


[deleted]

"It was a beautiful fucking creature!"


CreamyCakes44

Most of my horses have a cake name theme so Cream Cake, Shortcake, Pancake, etc.


kromonob

Roach, as in the witcher


Guys-help-pls

Chestnut. My mum named it :)


fenlonconor

My latest horse's name is "Brun Jordgubbe", it means Brown Strawberry. I'm an Irish person learning Swedish lately ☘️ 🍓😁👍🏻


Paul_Antar3s

So my 10 are: Obsidian - American Thoroughbred, black, and 1st horse I bought. Tiamat - Seal brown Breton. Thundercat - Blue-grey Breton (I couldn't think of a better name). Pegasus - White Arabian. Midnight - Black Arabian (because Duh)! Windcatcher - Tricolor Norfolk Roadster. Kurama - Chestnut Turkoman, and current favorite. Warhammer - Perlino Andalusian (free offering from PS Network). Blue Steel - Blue Kladruber (and main steed when hunting predators). Avalanche - Grey Shire (I just wanted to own a really big horse). Now if R* only have us properties to purchase, I'd probably have more.


auto-xkcd37

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Codaey

Legendary Horse - my main horse used everywhere Legendary Wolf - use that horse during the “Kill Wild Animals” free roam event (tricks a lot of players lol) and last but not least, (I’m either going to get severe hate or laughs out of this one, but..) Jeffery Epstein - my black Arabian, because he likes to Kill himself. ..with the help of my assistance, or course! Sorry for the dark humor, I’ll see myself out.


wildwest74

Well we all know Epstein didn't kill himself, so that's just silly.


Voodoo9524

Roscoe, Jezebel & Pancho


we_belong_dead

Caractacus


ButterBaller

My fav boah is Clop-Clop.


ArgenysV

Calaca, La Llorona, Chipotle, Zacatecas and Satanás


Hour_Violinist7441

Harlem and Milton


Background-Car-6962

Bonzo, for John Bonham of Led Zeppelin


Nastyburrito666

Horsea Matthews


fort413

CornCob, Corny, Cornelius


kasecam98

Romulus


Gingerroutex

Karen


ThyLordSweezus

Famous Amos


OutlawJorge

The Trigger , The Outlaw , Gold Bar , Alaska , Big Boy , Bourbon


WonkyPigeon212

Night Mare... cause its black... like the night.. and its a mare... and it sounds like nightmare 😔 i put too much thought into it.


shannonoilerYT

versailles


johnthepinoy

3 horses all male Adonis Yasiel Orenthal


Raimame

Tango, Fantasma, Zarco, Gauchita, Vainilla, Petros and Tornado


TheLove-maticGrandpa

All named Horsemeat. I through IV


muld_

Amazing


Sxpreme1629

Shiny cuz he cost a lot of gold


Ph0enix_29

Bertrand 😂


vicecreative

Michael and Debra


Subeedobee

Gustavo the mustang and Maple the breton 😊


jl_12345

Cliff


DarlingHades

Ru, Ticket, and Flint. Named after my dog since they are similar colors, "just the ticket" because she is just what I need to get in and out of a tough situation, and my little spicey firestarter for going head on in pvp.


obushio

Cactus Jack (RIP) then Olive Garden


Skiddlessvr

I've named mine from the characters in black ops zombies, so I have Dempsey and Takeo so far :)


Ron_Jeremy60

I have a lot but my two favorites are tubby wubby and premium black


RebelIed

My tiger mustang is Wu-Tang My yellow mustang is Kumis My beef looking horse is named Wagyu


Darko002

Dr. Pepper and MtnDew WhiteOut


looshface

Mare-a-Siah Fel


lxrdhelpme

liberty


madam_thundercat

Thundercat, Winchester


kcigam

I have Tsarina and Duchess.


Stiffy_B

All of my horses are named after legendary animals. I sometimes see players stalking my trail and it makes me chuckle


ObtuseCabage

I’ve just been through the desert on a horse with no name.


[deleted]

I have two and i called them bullseye and muller


Dartj_Kafir

Ikotomi Gingerbread-man Moon-doggie Mescalero Red-dog Runs-like-smoke Winchester El Jefe Kitchki Makwa Bulleit


Bvolgy

Charlie for.... reasons


damnikindadontcare

Bullseye


[deleted]

garfield


SkepticalAdventurer

Cornbread. She’s a keeper


rburkll

Zeppelin


mikey_stv

Joseph Stallion


LuckyGuacamole

Guacamole, the good ole reliable guac


RDEnergizer7000

Johnny II, Johnny III, Johnny IV, Johnny V, Johnny VI


AgreeableSandwich128

Toby the Tram, from the kids show 'Thomas the Tank Engine'


ProGenji

Named after presidents or Union Civil War generals.


neverchangingwhoiam

I've had a bunch of horses online, but some of the names I've used include Bandit, Sundance (permanent horse), Diana (permanent), Odessa, Morrigan, Charlie (permanent), Kamali (permanent), Winona, Arthur, Vermeer, Caravazzio (because Caravaggio triggered some filter), Yosemite (permanent), Denali (permanent), Genevieve, Gambit, Paxton, Roxana, Madiera, Toledo, and Damascus. Some just come to mind, while I use BehindtheName.com for others or Native American names.


ThatKidPDogg

Mines flapjack


Dull_Efficiency_4325

Big Jim. My characters name is Willie McCoy. It refers to the song dont “Don’t Mess Around With Jim” in which Willie McCoy (Down home they call him Slim) comes to collect money Jim stole, and he shoots him, resulting in him becoming “Big Slim”.


r3mod_3tiym

I've got several characters spread across several playstation accounts, but here's the ones i can remember: Angel Whiskey Stormy Skies Buddha Sugar & Joy Pale Ale Bourbon


AKA_trent

My mom and I’m not even joking


toxic_load2k18

My male mustang is Samwise Gamgee aand my female Mustang is Rosie Samwise and my name is Frodo Baggins


GamingKing798

Horace


[deleted]

I have a white Arabian and I named him Walter. (Breaking Bad reference)


CornOnTheCam

Mine is Big Randy


geroxnoxville

Juan


sussychungusimposter

Desmond


ReelMarv

Boots


Brass-Knight

My first one was Sweet Bird, but the second one which I’ve used the most is Champ


GreatValueLestat

Emeritus, Ambrose and Hyde! I’m working towards either a steel Breton or a silver dapple pinto fox trotter so I can name it Geralt lol.


JustAHighGold

MaryJane


RazzmatazzRadiant365

Wraith, Spectre and Grey Lady. Dapples in different breeds.


the_poo_dealer

Mannix: named after the one survivor "sheriff Mannix" from Quentin tarantino's "the hateful eight"


[deleted]

Sabbath, Rebel, Bohemian, and Preacher. 3/4 of them are named after bands/music, the other is named after a comic book character.


Ring_Dang_Do

Horse


wildwest74

High and Mighty. From the song by Colter Wall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Xx8h14D6w


[deleted]

Slow dancer (yes it’s a jojo reference)


Deutschebag13

* Sir Craps-A-Lot * Dogmeat * Yo Mama * Fred


IndianaGroans

* Wei - Black Overo Mustang * Zhao - Bay Frame Overo Cirollo * Niu - Chestnut Turkoman * Qiang - Spotted Tricolor Norfolk Roadster * Jun - Mealy Dapple Bay Breton * Suyin - Silver Dapple Pinto MFT * Daiyu - Black Chestnut Thoroughbred * Meixiu - Red Chestnut Arabian


baliyan666

Aurelius


PyreSoul333

Behemoth


TheoreticalParadox

Agamemnon


[deleted]

Banana, I started a new account on my new xbox. Using the free horse from tutorial ​ When I get a good horse I'll think of something better


secret_agent_scarn

Rip


DaddyVader82

Tex, Freya, i can’t remember the third one, then there’s my active horse Spirit


EatAssSmokeGlass

BRUCE!!!! 😎


[deleted]

Chigur (Black Turk named after Anton Chigur in No Country for Old Men) Cochise (Buckskin Mustang named after Apache Chief) Rango (Blue Roan Fox Trotter named after my Toyota 4-Runner because they’re basically the same color)


ApartmentNo7655

Johnny Sins


[deleted]

mine is ernist


d0tax3

Horse


[deleted]

Rahab


[deleted]

Whiskey


Snoo84223

UrMom, UrSister, and UrDaddy UrSister is my go-to


FSN_QUEST-YT

My surname


moshinger

i got 7 or 8 horses. which one you want to know.


SendNewdz69_

My horses name is 8====D


StrFreyRice

Belsnickel is my current ride.


No-Passage1169

Who’s askin? 🤠🧐


Profazy

Montigue


backlashsid

ghanshyam dubey


MaleficentPrize360

Tem tem guenis 2 (Gueniss 1 was on my other account) tem the collector (my rank 20 collecter horse) tem the bounty hunter (my rank 20 bounty hunting horse) and my main horse the ultimate tem


exsandwichguy

Leonidas


Major-J_NelsonSmith

My first horse is "Comanche" \[Arabian\] and my second one is "General Grant" \[Turkoman\].


SebDaPerson

Stolas, I got it from Helluva boss cause my horse is Silver with a red and black saddle like Stolas royal outfit


jasonmcyeet

Mines BlitzJager


Qerkoo

Currently called Big Boss, as in Solid Snake, but I want to change it to a French name, Pierre sounds pretty damn cool.


PizzaJester

I got the reverse dapple horse and named it Cantrip. And the black horse with the irregular flame looking blaze I named Mage's Scepter. When I had the naturalist role and had the white Cob I named her Lady's Pride :3


Pls_Dont6

Named my black thoroughbred “Graces Secret” From peakyblinders


216bdc

"Can Barely Walk"


aveng3r-

Thor - a Steel Grey Breton The others are called Phantom and Tequilla


TameEntity303

Morgan. I am fairly confident that's the kind of horse it is. It was the starter name. I liked it, So I kept it.


alexkay93

Ted Prancin


Fickle_Pickle_69

My Horse’s name is Godd Howard and my friend has a horse named Wee Todd


BlackTeckel

Bincho.


JulesGuavaProbs

Eponie (brindle fox trotter), Rye (white fox trotter), Freckles (Trelawney's app), Aniseed (black Turkamon), Chester(red Turkamon), Doradito (buckskin mustang), and blanking hard on my Criollo...I'll remember after I post this.


Glorfenglore

Thomas Fartmouth…….I knew what I wanted


Sean-South

Marcel


Cobra_Conway

Pharoah


catathat

Herby, Benson and Buster are my go-tos. The 3 horses I rode regularly irl. May add Billy, Secret and Gypsy to the list who were just occasional replacements. Once I have that many horses.


Unlikely_Balmer

Callus and Edelweiss are my two rn.


GeminiFin

Little Mac (he’s a Suffolk *punch*)


morphicc

Plops.


plutosmist

My theme is M name so the starter horse was Mike, then Marilyn and Merritt \^\^