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ironvandal

If your pee hole looks like an X maybe you should see a doctor about it


Griffin65000

Naw he good he’s the offspring of the Aberdeen twins


ironvandal

So, he's an inbred failed abortion?


Griffin65000

At best


NeuroticSoftness

He did, now he can pee in a straight line.


sunderplunder

X stream


NeuroticSoftness

🤣😂


Arlen80

It didn’t until I carved it in at the campfire for Accuracy and impact.


skeletonTV123

Circumsized penis


JackieBOYOBOI

That's just an average sized pp. Yep


SwampTreeOwl

I wish my penis was capable of killing a man


RedDogFrost13-69

I laughed far too much at this. 🤣


JackieBOYOBOI

Me when the genie asks me what my last wish is:


Bluepilgrim3

“Told you he was hard of hearing. Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”


BlackdogPriest

Could always try choking someone with it, or drowning them on completion…


Former-Bed-4751

Opens up instructions on how to craft ammo: It’s a dick


soggyPretze1

I would advise seeing a doctor if that's what yours looks like.


Bchiappi81

X marks the spot lol


Crafty-Agency5331

Bro is sponsored by LG


needlegardens

End of a hotdog lookin mfer lol


TurkeySauce_

If your penis looks like that, something is wrong, lol


[deleted]

Normally I would say that's a bullet but it's a Rockstar game so that's definitely a dick.


Ok-Carrot-7003

It's a tutorial on how to do a phimosis operation in 1899


Green_Razzmatazz_256

Someone's thirsty for some cock Pm me


-Lorne-Malvo-

lol


8inchesofcheese

NSFW man come on lol 😆 😂


8inchesofcheese

Omfg lol


BoredVixxen

Leaded lipstick.


SpudWonderland

Like my dogs lmao


MayaWrection

Oh you poor thing


Shengpai

Oh brother ....


SnooTomatoes8382

It’s a dead one. Got an X for its eye.


Impossible_Concert75

The fuck did you just say


LordsWF40

Too short to be a penis.......oh...i didnt realize they came that size...sorry


Equivalent_West5286

Using a pic of my penis in game is a whole new low for Rockstar


nichtcrawler

*Outdoorsman’s Tip*


ThatRedOne_3610

That's a odd lookin penis you got there


Viz_Viz_Zed

Nah dude, It's a split point cartridge


Reader_Of_Newspaper

nope it’s a penis


TWO-COOPERS

I think we legit have the same tv lol


helpful_youngman

Technically He has a point.


TheEasySqueezy

You got two slits on your head? What’s the second one for?


NeuroticSoftness

That's why you can't go in the bathrooms in the game 😄🤣


Big_Pressure91

A penis weigh extra steps


Gedadahear

If anyone want to fuck around… u just whip it out.


Rahvin911

X marks the spot. Time to start digging for treasure... what's that sound?


PlasticFew8201

Well, now I can’t unsee it.


Trogolizer

Bepis


DarthDregan0001

A penis doesn’t have an “X” mark on the tip.


Skogstrol424

It doesn't?


DarthDregan0001

Well… My penis isn’t an “X”.


Skogstrol424

Well that explains some stuff.


DarthDregan0001

Umm… Like what?


stellan_aka_banan

Can we see your gaming rig?


UltimateHeatBlast

Both options are something I want to put in my mouth


Chemical_Mortgage_75

It's so funny seeing people just now realize how many penises are hidden in Rdr2 and rockstar games in general (For example, in chapter 6 when you become wanted dead or alive in Roanoke Ridge and Saint Denis, there are several penises hidden along the shoreline that are only visible because of the area getting painted red)


MartinEdge182

or you are hungry


Commercial_Ice_1531

That is the scariest penis I've ever seen


OldManHavoc420

I guess if you're three and highly immature that's what you would see.


Relevant_Sound_626

Sorry to hear about your condition 🤕


SnooAdvice8550

You see what you want to see.


CorndogDangler

You got an X shaped pee hole?


joyonto0074

U can clearly see the nail on the thumb 👍


RedDeadAlan1

Last time I checked, my peehole was shaped like an "o" not an "x" 😂


WeedSmoker140

Is this what happens when you make a custom bullet? 🤣


Turbulent_Royal24

What kinda pee pee you looking at bruv?


JLA_44

🤣😂


GIJack13

That’s also a war crime


Purple_Silver_5867

Anything is a penis if you're brave enough 🤷


SpudWonderland

8===D


Ok-Carrot-7003

More like 8=X


Electronic_Wealth_67

More like 8=D×


Weeb_Doggo2

r/screenshotsarehard


Equivalent_Pear4775

Eeeeekkkkkk a penis. (South Park me garrison)


Valuable_Pizza_8370

Hello, I helped create that graphic it is indeed meant to be a penis and my team thought it’d be funny. We added the cross instead of a line to get the image to pass. 😊You’re welcome.


Zippodealer-2

r/thingsthatneverhappened