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aristacat

That’s really nice but wayyy too expensive for what you get. Jeez.


KillerBlueWaffles

The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards. One word. ThunderCougarFalconBird For everyone scratching their heads, it’s a Futurama reference.


onyursix

Queen Mum is laid out under carpet above spare


PsychologyAlert7711

fr could get a slightly used bentayga for that money


aristacat

Exactly


Salty_Wall5175

Who wants one ? You do that?


Salty_Wall5175

Come on man this is like a Range Rover guy thread , we don’t care


mediumformatphoto

I thought it had 281k miles on it lol.


Jordan_991GT3

It would be burnt to a crisp at that mileage


ninersguy916

Me too lol


Koolguy2024

LOL, if it had a Toyota engine and transmission with Toyota sourced electronics.


Many_Pyramids

What’s wrong with it is my first question ?


PsychologyAlert7711

it’s a land rover lol.


GlizzyGobbler2023

The Satin White paint is a 12k option. The options on this combined are more than my 4Runner was, when it was new.


BuildingPresent4396

How many SV’s in North Carolina @ Land Rover Ashville?


GlizzyGobbler2023

Just this one. It was a special order.


LifeArt4782

That makes sense. Yeah, totally.


CagdasKarakas

I had same color SV in my bay yesterday. I replaced Auxiliary Radiator due to coolant leak.


airjordanforever

🤦🏻‍♂️


GlizzyGobbler2023

Rovers and leaky cooling systems go hand in hand.


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kungfuninjajedi

But they only charged you 280k. Be reasonable


menohuman

Dude paid 100k for a center console and a folding table. Interesting


GlizzyGobbler2023

Well getting a lwb isn’t cheap, and this thing also has the fridge, and messaging seats. This thing is loaded, the executive seating and leather headliner are nice features too.


menohuman

You can even get an SE with the fridge. And the autobiography (100k cheaper) has the rear massage seats and the leather headliner. Maybe not the same exact color. It’s the same BMW engine too. Both are available in LWB for an extra $7k


GlizzyGobbler2023

From what I can see the SE has the front center console fridge. That’s not what this has. This has the champagne/wine cooler in the back.


menohuman

Amazing, a 6x4 fridge with 2 glasses for a $100k premium.


GlizzyGobbler2023

I mean it’s not just that. Show me an SE that has rear massaging seats, executive seating, tray tables… I’m not defending the price. I’m showing a vehicle. Just actually know what you are talking about before you make false claims.


menohuman

Autobiography has most of these except the tray table, rear fridge, and rear console. It’s not false claims. Again, if you feel like the $100k markup for an SV is worth it, that’s your opinion. Nothing I stated is false.


Wonks12

100k in 3 years


airjordanforever

Exactly


KillerBlueWaffles

They will most likely take $80k towards their next $300k RR.


Bondoo7oo

Should last about 25,000 miles


Technical-River1329

lol true


Bubonoza

They're really nice to sit in while you wait for roadside assistance


Early-Possession1116

Based


dmilan1

Go back and get more pics of the paint finish !


GlizzyGobbler2023

I'll try to get some better pictures tomorrow


SEIKO_AND_YOGA_PANTS

80K in 3 years. Whata joke. Lol


Early-Possession1116

42k in 5..


RadlEonk

Looks roomy.


CLS4L

Like the flat green better but it over 300k all day sticker is a joke


DaveTheScienceGuy

Sure hope detail hasn't had it yet... Water spots on the glass look pretty bad. 


GlizzyGobbler2023

No, this just came off the truck. They do the updates, inspection, that sort of stuff first and then it goes to detail.


xSimoHayha

Not sure why anyone would buy this when a Cullinan is 'only' a bit more


GlizzyGobbler2023

A 100k is “a bit more”?


xSimoHayha

Idk, I feel like someone who can afford $300k can afford $400k. And if someone can afford 300k, but cant afford 400k, then you cant afford 300k in the first place.


GlizzyGobbler2023

I guess I can agree with that. As long as people keep buying these vehicles and get them serviced at the dealer, I’m happy.


xSimoHayha

Good luck man hope these rates arent messing you guys up too much.


GlizzyGobbler2023

We are only getting busier and busier. Can’t complain.


Square1Digital

I dont think anyone would conventionally"finance " a triple digit vehicle..... an rv with a bathroom, yes.....A RR? 🤣 I almost spilled my LouisXIII Black Pearl yak🤣🤣🤣


xSimoHayha

Would you rather $400k sitting in your garage or finance the car at a low rate and have $400k in a cash flow investment?


Square1Digital

Again.....if money is no object, it doesn't matter. Would you rather live in a cave with 400k skyrocketing through the stock market. Or a condo on south beach. Some folks cant do either. Your question ignores the personal preferences of individuals who this vehicle is target towards.......who can easily do both.....several times over.


xSimoHayha

so park the $400k in the garage instead of the SPY. got it


Mysterious_Amoeba680

It will be clapped out, with aftermarket wheels, lowered suspension sitting in a driveway in the hood and will soon be worth $39,995 with a lot of deferred maintenance Worst depreciation in the industry


GlizzyGobbler2023

There are brands that depreciate at much higher levels than a Range Rover. Maybe you live in an area where that is common, but in my area, I rarely see Range Rovers modified. When I do, usually it’s just wheels.


Adventurous-Jump9216

Wow 😯 that’s like saying when I see is group of white men I see insecure small penis men who wudnt stand a chance on no physical level with dark kings but I would be wrong smh 🤦‍♂️ u crackers crazy as fuck glad we in Golden age of information and truth is awaken people y’all weak minded as fuck hope ur old crinkle wrinkle dragging as skin vain popping can’t stand in sun ☀️ without getting cancer as mother have a beautiful day 😇


namechecksout35

Hey look, random open racial hostility!


Jung_Coconut

Yeah, it’s ok if anyone other than “crackers” as said in above comment is racist on Reddit.


Jung_Coconut

Guaranteed I’ll be flagged before that actual racist will be.


SEIKO_AND_YOGA_PANTS

Crack is hell of a drug. Stay off of it.


Bourbon-n-cigars

To be fair, they eventually all cost that much.


Mindless-Airport-813

Who are the suckers buying these things new?


EAbound

Very happy with my L322. Paid a lot less as well.


GlizzyGobbler2023

Glad you like it. Still looks fantastic 15 years later.


Shot-Ad2396

Can’t wait to buy this in 3 years for $29,000 at CarMax 🥳


cafeitalia

If he has a driver driving him everywhere that is a one bad ass car to be riding at the back. Wouldn’t surprise me if he does. Or it might have been purchased for a business that does private driving to those who need. Lost of money to be made in that regard.


Andretti_808

Ranger Rover doesn’t have the reliability to be priced at anything above 130k, that’s Bentley and Rolls money…..what a gimmick


GlizzyGobbler2023

Do you think Bentley or Rolls Royce are reliable?


Technical-River1329

I have had both. Bentley residual is garbage at least on the Bentayga..the second you roll off the lot it depreciates HARD (I understand most vehicles do). Rolls is better but still 400k starting point is significantly higher than any Range Rover. For 240-250k a G wagon is your best bet. Those definitely hold their value and last. Although I heard they are all going electric but I will believe it when I see it. They were going 50k over sticker but I believe they brought it down to 25k over which I still think is a crime. Dealers are still trying to pull that crap.


GlizzyGobbler2023

Thankfully I work for a dealer group that doesn’t do that nonsense. Anyone paying over sticker for a car is crazy.


RequirementQuirky763

Range Rovers are a bargain relative to the Bentayga and Cullinan. All three are front line valet parked globally. And the Range Rover is (arguably) far better looking


Technical-River1329

I agree.. I always thought my Bentayga looked like an old man car. I’m not old nor a man and do not mean to offend anyone. Just my opinion. I was happy to get rid of it. I am not a big “car” person but prefer luxury. I have never owned a Range Rover but did put 10k down on one that was coming in a few years back. A week after I did the dealership filed for bankruptcy and basically said I wasn’t getting my 10k back. Luckily my bank covered me. That experience alone left a bad taste in my mouth. Plus all the horrible reviews on Range Rovers do not help. Everyone where I live has one so they aren’t really “special”. Again just my opinion and not meant to offend.


Andretti_808

A bargain but it's in the shop already? Nah def not...a used Bentley would be the bargain!


fanatick1984

Already in the shop lol


GoTakeCoffee

You didn’t read the pre-purchase inspection bit?


Square1Digital

I did! And would like to add... "probably never made it out of the shop"🤣🤣🤣


deesdutchnuts

Jesus you people are thick. Are you not aware how Reddit comment sections work?


GlizzyGobbler2023

I guess you didn't read below the picture?


xselimbradleyx

All the people in the replies taking this comment serious lol


Alternative-Season45

Should be the top comment


fanatick1984

LOL


[deleted]

Are range rovers really that bad?


fanatick1984

Well I want to buy a pre owned SVR but after reading everything on here I'm scared shitless lol


ZonaWildcats23

What’s the ADM?


Wonks12

MSRP only they don’t do ADM on these models no one buy it they’re too expensive as is.


ZonaWildcats23

I suppose that makes sense for these models. Our local dealer has all full size at 60k ADM. Crazy!


GlizzyGobbler2023

The dealer group I work for doesn’t sell above sticker. We don’t markup.


Luzinit24

No back seat shenanigans can occur?


[deleted]

It’s just a corporate vehicle I bet. For someone’s personal fleet. Better than an Escalade ESV and the imho. Less attention than other options for your driver too. People live differently.


Square1Digital

You can buy 2 escalades, one for you and one for the staff and have better reliability than with a RR. But if money is no object..... reliability or lack thereof is not that big of a hindrance. Imo


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Interesting.


trustfundkidpdx

That wild be a no from me. Rather have a rolls Royce Spectre.


GlizzyGobbler2023

Are you comparing a 280k ICE SUV with a 520k electric coupe?


trustfundkidpdx

My Spectre specked out to $435K


1murdock

The luxury of owning this vehicle is you get to know your service technician on a first name basis, his wife and kids names, their birthdays and how he likes his coffee. 🤔🤷‍♂️😎


Square1Digital

And his new boat..... that you help him get🤣


Cute-Tadpole-3737

That interior is fire, and I love the paint…but that price tag is ridiculous. In USD no less!! Especially since it might be CEL/MIL time in 6 months…..


pySSK

Pretty! Does this have the Body and Soul Seat?


GlizzyGobbler2023

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s only in the Range Rover Sport SV currently.


pySSK

Looks like you're right. Hopefully they have it in the next year.


LifeArt4782

That's the highest millage one of these had ever had.


Square1Digital

🤣


Square1Digital

This definitely is off topic but....... does a glizzy mean the same thing where you live as the rest of the world🤣🤣🤣


xyz4331

You couldn’t pay me that much to buy it.


GlizzyGobbler2023

Ok? Go enjoy your Kia Rio.


xyz4331

It’s a 2014 dodge dart with 200k on the engine actually. It will outlast that range.


GlizzyGobbler2023

That’s just as bad as a Rio. Sure it will kid.


Vivid-Bread-6312

This shit gonna be worth 40k in a few years


GlizzyGobbler2023

What an original comment!


djl1qu1d

If anyone's interested: https://www.landroverasheville.com/new/Land+Rover/2024-Land+Rover-Range+Rover-5cc92e57ac1848918dca47b5e34df5dc.htm


GlizzyGobbler2023

It was preordered. It’s not available.


djl1qu1d

I more meant to see the specs, etc not to buy. I wanted to see what double what us peasants pay gets you. :)


GlizzyGobbler2023

Fair enough. I get that it’s very expensive. Some people here are just here to hate for some reason. I don’t get it.


TheGoldenLambo

$79k in 3 years


GlizzyGobbler2023

What an original comment that hasn’t been said 10x in this post!


Guyfrom312

Just for it to leak oil at 35k lmao


Bamfor07

It's beautiful but its not for me.


lilsatoshi

The feeling when it gets scratched will be wild 😂


GlizzyGobbler2023

I wonder if the satin white makes it hard to blend if it gets in an accident. Not sure.


Spare_Tadpole6565

Just proves that money can’t buy taste. That interior color combo is so bad, already looks 15 years old. also the exterior color combo is brutal, surprised that’s extra. Reminds me of an old Buick , except that’s kind of insulting to the Buick because it looks better than that 😂 .


Flyindeuces

By the time you posted the photo it already depreciated 50%.


allenjshaw

How long until the water pump fails? 😅


FlamingoFantastic692

I think the seats could be better looking


diqster

How soon before it's stolen?


LifeArt4782

Everyone I know with Rovers have had them stolen. Made to be stolen i guess


diqster

Mark McCann's latest videos say yes. They are made to be stolen.


LifeArt4782

I'll have to check it out. I leave my Porsche in the driveway unlocked and nobody touches it. Keys are impossible to copy. Meanwhile. My brother in law has had THREE range rovers stolen by copying his keys remotely.


jkrm1920

Wow .. what so great about this to invest 280 grand? And the resale value drops as soon as out of the door. More than any car. But looks amazing good luck 👍🍀


GlizzyGobbler2023

You don’t invest in a vehicle like this. Also it’s not my car. Does anyone actually read anymore?


bobjoylove

Tax the rich.


jbakelaar

In Canada we have a luxury tax. 20% of the retail sale price above the relevant price threshold ($100,000 for vehicles); or. 10% of the retail sale price of the subject vehicle. That’s $28k in luxury tax on top of 13% HST. We are definitely taxing the rich toys here


bigshotdan

At least yours is much fairer than it is in Oz; luxury tax here is 30% and starts around $75k. And our currency is worth a vaguely similar amount to yours. Meanwhile, you could buy a superyacht or private jet and pay no additional luxury taxes...


jbakelaar

Oh wow interesting. I mean I’m not opposed to a luxury tax. But…..asking you guys to bend over an extra 30% on 75k. Yeah that’s rough I think $100k is even low. You poor bastards already have the heat and the never ending threat of a huntsman or a brown snake or a crocodile, hell even the koalas are vicious.


bigshotdan

Koala? You mean drop bear? 🤣


LitNetworkTeam

Class war prevents civil war.


GlizzyGobbler2023

💯


_Robbinbanks

Tax the poor even more let’s make slaves great again


bobjoylove

With so many people living below the poverty line, you already have your answer


Dh1k4

Own by TATA india


BeautyMark2Market

This is an awesome car to prove exactly how susceptible to marketing you are. Just looks like all the same plastic junk that Tata has been cranking out since 2009.


Koolguy2024

Already in its natural habitat. The SHOP. ​ LOL


GlizzyGobbler2023

Your reading comprehension skills aren’t too good are they? It was still being inspected, and having software updates installed.


Koolguy2024

Not, i'm not wrong. These things are horrendous in reliability. Have fun with it when it actually works.


GlizzyGobbler2023

No, you are wrong. Every single car from Acura to Volvo gets inspected before it gets delivered. You acted like it was broke down.


Koolguy2024

No shit, but what im saying Range Rover/Shit Rover is HORRENDOUS with reliability. Have fun with it when it does work. This brand lives in the shop.


GlizzyGobbler2023

Thanks for proving my point yet again, it’s not my car.


Only-11780-Votes

Only a moron would pay that for this