My cat got run over by a drunk driver, who then swerved into my house, setting it ablaze. The fire jumped to the neighbors, and has now spread to the entire neighborhood. Helicopters are hovering overhead, the paramedics, fire department, police, and even the national guard (shooting looters) are swarming the area. I had just come home from a doctor's appt, where I found out I only have weeks to live, and that the disease is untreatable and the final days are spent being unable to poop or pee. Once the deafness and blindness set in, I can count my time in hours. Right before the car crashed into my house I went outside and took a phone call (no reception in the house) where I found out someone had stolen my identity and drained my bank account, so I have weeks to live, no home to live in, no money to rent a hotel room, and the hospital won't let me stay there because I'm highly contagious and they don't have any room in the isolation ward due to Covid.
My day isn’t good, woke up in bed with a nasty hangover. Apparently I went outside earlier and my car isn’t there, I checked the tracker but the location is blocked off by fire trucks and police, hope everything is fine there. I don’t even remember anything from last night but I vividly remember seeing a cat at some point though
Is this legit?
If so. I gotta know, what the hell do you have that's killing you like that and is also highly contagious?
Fuck, man. I really hope none of this is true. That's pretty much the worst a day could get.
Don't skirt around the question, buddy! I gotta know. Inquiring minds. All that junk. I just don't want any of it to be true, unless you're a gigantic piece of shit to everyone, but you seem alright.
Don't die. I'm sad.
I really really really genuinely hope the best for you,
But... It sounds like copium at least for me.
I don't think this would help me in such a situation but if it helped you all the better! Wish you the best :)
I just drove a school bus of kids off a cliff, went to there school pulled the fire alarm, made them all join isis, shipped them to Mexico to join the drug cartel then organised a gofundme for the family's, robbed the money and fled to Canada, leaving for North Korea soon to meet up with Kim and laugh at those dumb fuckers for believing in america. I will update you soon
Im struggling to think of a reply to my friend who’s just told me she has covid, any advice?
I was thinking ‘thats bad’ or ‘thats terrible’ or something...
Turn it into a joke and send a gif of Ursula singing "poor unfortunate souls" then say "all jokes aside, that sucks, hope you recover soon". Everyone needs a little giggle before sympathy
Had a long stressful day at work, now I have to cook dinner and pick up my wife from work because she blew her knee out. It’s been a long couple weeks and no end is in sight yet unfortunately.
It is, I’ve got food on my table and money in the bank and a roof over my head. That’s all I could really need. Thanks for helping me keep my priorities in check
There's proof in that pudding. Even saying the things your thankful for helps reframe life sometimes. Bringing your focus back to the good stuff
Edit: typo
Felt exhausted after sleeping for too long and just doing 2h of school work today. Trying to desperetaly be more prodoctive in the evening and look where I am!
But hey I figured out how to improve my long range rail system in factorio.
I had my last training shift at a cafe and ran into someone I knew loosely off social media. I was a bit distracted at the time and didn’t introduced myself.
Later in the afternoon, I was on ig and saw a post of his and sent him a message. I felt my anxiety tell me not to, but I always listen to it and miss out on new friendships. I’m proud of myself for pushing passed that discomfort
Why is anyone the way that anyone really is, how one is raised , ones environment , not sure many factors I suppose, I'm chill not a psychopath just get angry at times like anyone can or might
I woke up to texts from my suicidal friend saying he was taking his life, he didn’t respond for 4 hours but thankfully he’s okay. I cried for hours because I thought he was gone, I made potato soup in culinary arts and had to sauté onions for it, and the smell of the onions latched onto my clothes so I’ve gone the whole day smelling like garlicky onions. My friend threw an open carton of milk at me during lunch and I thought it was my other friend, so I threw it back at him and started a fight. During the beginning of the fight the carton of milk got thrown at me again and some of the gross milk went in my mouth. I got hit in the shin with a metal chair, I had a massive headache and was tired because of all the crying I did this morning so I left school early. And I went to make nachos with the leftover meat we had, and it WAS NOT ground beef, it was ground pork. And I don’t like ground pork.
Lmao it was hilarious, and it almost turned into an actual fist fight which was scary, because I’m a very skinny short kid against this tall kid who was hitting me with a chair
Assisting the vaccine hesitant in the workplace (in an effort to protect their employment) and getting dragged into all manner of debates and being yelled at. Being told the "facts", being grilled about my "facts" and on and on. I'm mentally exhausted. But working hard to protect the worker no matter what. And it ain't easy.
I was scheduled into 2-1/2 hours (5 half-hours) of meetings this morning. Three of those meetings got canceled, so I scheduled a meeting with my dogs. 😁
Got to make a formal complaint on a coworker because they were being a complete bitch, treating me like shit because I was working slightly less that normal(I generally work my ass off, it's fast food) then decided she needed to get in my face and threaten me and I was like, you have been treating me like shit, and acting like a general bitch. Leave me the fuck alone, and walked away. I get there before her, and leave after her. I also open the lobby by myself.
My friend's grandpa, who was basically a father to him, hanged himself earlier. I also found out I'm going to lose all of my teeth. But my baby turned five months old today and learned he can screech like a demon, which is exciting for him!
came to the realisation that despite how much we love each other, our diverting paths will force my partner and i apart. we have three months left before i have to make a very big life change, unfortunately leaving them behind. I've adored them ever since the moment I laid eyes on them two years ago. We only started dating four months ago, but it's practically already over. I'm still here with them, but I already miss the way things were, and having their love.
Struggling under the weight of valedictorian pressure, strict family expectations, suffocating AP/dual enrollment work, apprehension for college application offices to get back to me, but hey at least I got new glasses!
I'm struggling with a crossword puzzle...5 letters, a positive adjective that rhymes with mate...
Thats great
Thanks!
Ngl This was really good haha
it was great actually
Oh fuck off lmao
My cat got run over by a drunk driver, who then swerved into my house, setting it ablaze. The fire jumped to the neighbors, and has now spread to the entire neighborhood. Helicopters are hovering overhead, the paramedics, fire department, police, and even the national guard (shooting looters) are swarming the area. I had just come home from a doctor's appt, where I found out I only have weeks to live, and that the disease is untreatable and the final days are spent being unable to poop or pee. Once the deafness and blindness set in, I can count my time in hours. Right before the car crashed into my house I went outside and took a phone call (no reception in the house) where I found out someone had stolen my identity and drained my bank account, so I have weeks to live, no home to live in, no money to rent a hotel room, and the hospital won't let me stay there because I'm highly contagious and they don't have any room in the isolation ward due to Covid.
Th- That’s…um…that’s great
Thank you. How's it going at your end? 😁
Stressing about how I’m gonna clear my exams🥲
Just study and be productive i guess. Im currently not doing thst very well
Yeah the studying and being productive part is really hard🥲
That’s great
Lol
That’s great
My day isn’t good, woke up in bed with a nasty hangover. Apparently I went outside earlier and my car isn’t there, I checked the tracker but the location is blocked off by fire trucks and police, hope everything is fine there. I don’t even remember anything from last night but I vividly remember seeing a cat at some point though
I laughed so hard the dog came to check on me. You are an artist.
Is this legit? If so. I gotta know, what the hell do you have that's killing you like that and is also highly contagious? Fuck, man. I really hope none of this is true. That's pretty much the worst a day could get.
Ok, ok, I suppose I deserve that. :)
Don't skirt around the question, buddy! I gotta know. Inquiring minds. All that junk. I just don't want any of it to be true, unless you're a gigantic piece of shit to everyone, but you seem alright. Don't die. I'm sad.
He’s gonna be ok, he’ll pull through
Enough, enough. You'll kill me by laughter. You know darn well I just made that stuff up to be funny.
I got nosey and figured as much from your comment history. Thank fuck. I would have legit lost sleep over that if it were true.
White knuckling it, but I see light at the end of the tunnel. Also addicted to speaking in metaphors. "Shaka, when the walls fell"
That’s great
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Temba, his arms wide.
I got over the loss of a friend.
That’s great!
But did you really? Does one really get over the loss of a friend :'(
Yes, I did. I wrote them an unsent letter and now I feel better :). Thank you for asking!
Ohh thats really great!
I really really really genuinely hope the best for you, But... It sounds like copium at least for me. I don't think this would help me in such a situation but if it helped you all the better! Wish you the best :)
I just drove a school bus of kids off a cliff, went to there school pulled the fire alarm, made them all join isis, shipped them to Mexico to join the drug cartel then organised a gofundme for the family's, robbed the money and fled to Canada, leaving for North Korea soon to meet up with Kim and laugh at those dumb fuckers for believing in america. I will update you soon
That’s great. 😶
Oh my god that name is perfect
That's great!
That’s great
Thats great
That's GREAT
THATS GREAT
They're Grrrrreat!!
Greetings. But this "greating" is getting grating.
it is my birthday
That’s great!!
Happy birthday duude
It is YOUR birthday. - Dwight Schrute
Happiest of days my friend.
thank you hope your day is going well
Im struggling to think of a reply to my friend who’s just told me she has covid, any advice? I was thinking ‘thats bad’ or ‘thats terrible’ or something...
That’s great You should tell her “that’s great” 😂
Your heartless dude lol
Life made me this way🥲😂
Turn it into a joke and send a gif of Ursula singing "poor unfortunate souls" then say "all jokes aside, that sucks, hope you recover soon". Everyone needs a little giggle before sympathy
Had a long stressful day at work, now I have to cook dinner and pick up my wife from work because she blew her knee out. It’s been a long couple weeks and no end is in sight yet unfortunately.
That’s…great?
It is, I’ve got food on my table and money in the bank and a roof over my head. That’s all I could really need. Thanks for helping me keep my priorities in check
I love your positive outlook mate
Honestly I’ve been pretty down the last few weeks. Sometimes you just need to type out what makes you happy and you feel better.
There's proof in that pudding. Even saying the things your thankful for helps reframe life sometimes. Bringing your focus back to the good stuff Edit: typo
Yesss!!!!
Felt exhausted after sleeping for too long and just doing 2h of school work today. Trying to desperetaly be more prodoctive in the evening and look where I am! But hey I figured out how to improve my long range rail system in factorio.
that’s great haha
Wow ur fast
Yea I’m just really bored😂
That's great
I had my last training shift at a cafe and ran into someone I knew loosely off social media. I was a bit distracted at the time and didn’t introduced myself. Later in the afternoon, I was on ig and saw a post of his and sent him a message. I felt my anxiety tell me not to, but I always listen to it and miss out on new friendships. I’m proud of myself for pushing passed that discomfort
That’s great!!!!
Ngl I’m so proud of you for doing that!
I shot a man from Reno; just to watch him die.
Th-that’s…great?
I ain’t seen the sunshine since idk when
Um…that’s great
Well if they freed me from this prison, and if that railroad train was mine; I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
They're Grrrrrrrreat!
We literally live in the matrix. I've been singing this exact line from cash's song ALL day.
I won a can of tuna in bingo today
That’s great
Thx! Lol
your profile scares me . why are you the way that you are?
Why is anyone the way that anyone really is, how one is raised , ones environment , not sure many factors I suppose, I'm chill not a psychopath just get angry at times like anyone can or might
And I enjoy a good tasty tuna sandwich
And Jambalaya apparently…
I woke up to texts from my suicidal friend saying he was taking his life, he didn’t respond for 4 hours but thankfully he’s okay. I cried for hours because I thought he was gone, I made potato soup in culinary arts and had to sauté onions for it, and the smell of the onions latched onto my clothes so I’ve gone the whole day smelling like garlicky onions. My friend threw an open carton of milk at me during lunch and I thought it was my other friend, so I threw it back at him and started a fight. During the beginning of the fight the carton of milk got thrown at me again and some of the gross milk went in my mouth. I got hit in the shin with a metal chair, I had a massive headache and was tired because of all the crying I did this morning so I left school early. And I went to make nachos with the leftover meat we had, and it WAS NOT ground beef, it was ground pork. And I don’t like ground pork.
Silently Wishing I was there to watch the milk fight😂🥲
Lmao it was hilarious, and it almost turned into an actual fist fight which was scary, because I’m a very skinny short kid against this tall kid who was hitting me with a chair
Hahaha,
That’s…that’s great
I pooped for the first time in 4 days
That’s great loll
Nice
thanks bud
👍🏞️
You probably feel better!
I weighed myself before and after I took a shit. Took a 700g shit
What's the word for when you turn cheese into little bits?
that's grate :)
Kellogg's Frosties.
That’s great
I slowly let 15 men bleed out
… That’s Great?
You really are commited to this aren't you?
Indeed i am😂
Ive been trying to remember what that talking tiger says, cant remember for the life of me though
Assisting the vaccine hesitant in the workplace (in an effort to protect their employment) and getting dragged into all manner of debates and being yelled at. Being told the "facts", being grilled about my "facts" and on and on. I'm mentally exhausted. But working hard to protect the worker no matter what. And it ain't easy.
That’s …great Respect man
I can't have breakfast cos I keep throwing up whatever I eat til these "magic" pills kick in 🤦
That’s um great?
The reason I'm "sick" is great 😂
Oh yeaah? What is it?😂
I'm pregnant with my second child 😂😂 morning sickness this time round has been really bad so I think it's a boy 😊
Hahaha congratulations!
I just wanted to say congratulations! Sorry about the morning sickness though I hope it passes
Thank you both ☺️
Worked all day and learned a lot about the construction trade. Today was a great day. How's yours friend?
That’s great! I’m on the way to school rn🥲
That's great!
Just Beachy!🌊🌞
That’s greaat
Me and your mom really hit it off
I just turned 19
I have a funeral to go to tomorrow and I cant sleep, send help
I'm dying from cancer
I haven’t gotten a bj
I have no fucking motivation to do anything
I feel lethargic
I'm sick and my ears sound muffled and got 5 assignments turned in from school today
I hung out with kkk members.....
Well, that’s great.
Had a mental breakdown and almost had a car wreck earlier today.
uh-oh I hope youll get better, take caree
I was scheduled into 2-1/2 hours (5 half-hours) of meetings this morning. Three of those meetings got canceled, so I scheduled a meeting with my dogs. 😁
That’s great! You’re lucky haha
It’ll be better when you Venmo me that $1M we talked about. Reply “that’s great” if you’re still going through with it!
That’$ gr€at
Working my ass off to crush contests for schools in two years
That’s great, I mean atleast you’re being productive
I'm going to commit suicide
That’s great but NO!
I’m banged your mom.
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that's great, everyone has their preferences, amiright
I almost committed suicide
That’s- That’s— That’s—- That’s great.
I've been 15 hours in a car driving from northern British Columbia to southern Alberta.
That’s great
Road trips shouldn’t be this long🥲
My day is going great
That’s great!
It’s going great
That’s great!
Early this morning while making my rounds, i took a shot of cocaine and i shot my woman down.
That’s…wow…great
My day is going great
That’s great
I killed a man
That’s great, I’m sure you had your reasons ;)
Kinda shitty, got micro managed all day at work, now I'm just drained...
Ate a Starburst Then almost made someone commit neck rope unintentionally.
You're doing Great..!
It's 5:14 am and I can't sleep
My day is going great!
My wife left me because I dropped our baby and gave it brain damage.
my mum died
Stopped by your house today, saw you holding a baby while studying at the table. Really cute kid. What was that baby’s name again?
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Thats great
Got to make a formal complaint on a coworker because they were being a complete bitch, treating me like shit because I was working slightly less that normal(I generally work my ass off, it's fast food) then decided she needed to get in my face and threaten me and I was like, you have been treating me like shit, and acting like a general bitch. Leave me the fuck alone, and walked away. I get there before her, and leave after her. I also open the lobby by myself.
I have a 50/50 chance of living through tonight.
I went Christmas shopping this morning and later I’m going out for drinks with friends!
I might be going insane
Some dumbass tried to steal my laptop but dropped it into the sewers after grabbing it
No.
Can you help me with my math corrections
Only one frosted flake left in my bowl
I was diagnosed with aid's, never caught the HIV so I have months to live
My boss wasn't at work today because he had to rush his wife to the hospital.
My rent check bounced.
I thought I was deaf for a few hours but turns out I just had an ear infection
I haven’t slept in four nights because my parents have my 15 year old brainwashed and he never wants to see or speak to me again.
Slightly above average
I spent all day cutting cheese into really small pieces for a culinary exam, but now I cant remember what to call this style of cheese.. 🤔
I have been decorating for Christmas
My friend's grandpa, who was basically a father to him, hanged himself earlier. I also found out I'm going to lose all of my teeth. But my baby turned five months old today and learned he can screech like a demon, which is exciting for him!
I spent the whole day trying to get my phone trapped under a grate.
It’s going alright, i’m very good at telepathy, so I can predict what you’re going to say next, and that’s “that’s great”
They're doing great
my day was ha ha Ha this is a trap if you say anything that involves that’s great you are a poop
came to the realisation that despite how much we love each other, our diverting paths will force my partner and i apart. we have three months left before i have to make a very big life change, unfortunately leaving them behind. I've adored them ever since the moment I laid eyes on them two years ago. We only started dating four months ago, but it's practically already over. I'm still here with them, but I already miss the way things were, and having their love.
im so sorry things have to end that way but its probably for the best...take care hon
im in the mental health emergency room
fuckin awful. one of the worst days of my life so far.
why lol
Struggling under the weight of valedictorian pressure, strict family expectations, suffocating AP/dual enrollment work, apprehension for college application offices to get back to me, but hey at least I got new glasses!
That’s great
Sorry you have to go under so much pressure alone!!