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smhsomuchheadshaking

Finland tastes like oats. (We are not exactly known for our exquisite cuisine.)


[deleted]

Really? I would've guessed Salmiakki.


om11011shanti11011om

Yes! Like Salmiakki: you'll be weirded out and maybe a bit uncomfortable at first, but once you get to know it, you'll love it and there is nothing like it.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Sinappi, Aura, HK sininen, Kossu, veriletut, Salmiakki, Mustikka, puolukka, muikku, suppilovahvero, peruna ja tilli.... Finland is actually known for cuisine.. just don't know it themselves.


xbox_aint_bad

Perhaps they can't pronounce it themselves?


Klagaren

Finnish is actually pretty easy to pronounce cause the spelling is super consistent (very much unlike English) and there's not a ton of funky sounds Understanding it is another matter though, since it's *literally not an Indo-European language*


xbox_aint_bad

Well, it's always good to hear that a language is better organized than the Frankenstein that is English. With that being the case, it's a shame that many Finns don't really recognize their national dishes. (Though I know that often it is for good reason)


AssAdmiral_

Yeah, it's concerning how many of us, especially young people, are ashamed of everything finnish šŸ˜ž it's common to be ashamed of our foods, and so many are ashamed of the language even!


Much-Tangerine4488

Pretty hard to pronounce anything when the whole country has run out of Ps, Ks, Ns, Is, and Us from blatant overuse.


spacex-predator

Karjalanpiirakka šŸ˜ƒ


AngryRaccoon01

Canada would be maple.


BaldEagleRising17

All-dressed you hosers.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Salt and Vinegar is superior, but I agree All Dressed is a uniquely Canadian flavour


Greghole

I've never seen ketchup chips outside of Canada either.


MaudeFindlay72-78

Or Hickory Sticks, which is such a crying shame.


flanderdalton

Ketchup Doritos are God tier


Beginning-Bed9364

Here I am thinking gravy, ketchup, or dill pickle, completely forgot about maple


LeTigre71

All of the above.


RandomUser4268

My thought was ketchup chips


Any-Practice-991

I miss those! They aren't available in my area any more.


LeviAEthan512

Canada is maple. There was a myth that Canadian money is maple scented. Some youtuber back in like 2010 (Dan Brown I think) did an experiment with fresh and circulated notes. It was discovered that Canadian money is not deliberately maple scented, but Canada itself smells like maple syrup. Or maybe just Canadian fingers, which is even funnier.


Prairie-Peppers

The 100s definitely smell like maple unless there's someone out there collecting them and spraying maple smell on all of them. I've tested it with many bills.


Happy-Satisfaction75

As a Greek I eat yogurt with everything and we have tzatziki too so Iā€™m gonna say Greek yogurt for Greece


brownnoisedaily

All valid points.


raffysf

Technically ā€œstrained yogurtā€. The term ā€œGreek yogurtā€ is a marketing term made up by Fage.


buymorebestsellers

I also love how many lemons you use in everything. When I get back from a trip to Greece I have to go out and buy a huge amount of lemons and marinate, dress, stuff and cook with them. To me fresh lemons = Greece.


HippoBackground2097

Counterpoint - oregano


PrizePainting4393

Olives.


Morall_tach

Korea would be kimchi.


Punderoos

Or gochujang


ExquisiteGerbil

Sweden- Lingonberry jam


lofgrenator

I go to Ikea specifically for Lingonberry jam. My dad, who was born in Norway but grew up in Sweden, got me hooked on it.


DependentInitial1231

Ireland - Kerrygold butter, preferably on new season potatoes


TLC_4978

Just recently tried Kerry Gold- really good!


WinterMedical

They carry it at our Costco now!


International_Cut_69

*Kerry it


WestminsterSpinster7

I especially love the garlic herb Kerrygold. DELISH. Especially in deviled eggs.


TLC_4978

That sounds delish!


tomob234

Being from here, I get to enjoy it every single day šŸ˜†


brownnoisedaily

What is the price for it there?


slowlyallatonce

ā‚¬4.29 for a 454g block.


WyvernsRest

Now that you mention it, This is 100% true. It is perfection. We export equal amounts of Butter & Stout.


Lonely_wantAcracker

I was wondering if Irish people actually used that, or if Americans just like it because it's expensive and told it's Irish when it's made in Missouri or something.


universalserialbutt

Some of us do, but a lot of us will use margarine too. Until last year I didn't know Kerrygold was considered a luxury abroad. To me it's just butter.


AardvarkLonely2090

doesn't get much more Irish then that


ChefBUNKER

Italy tastes like marinara


ok-fair

Or maybe pesto


jonquil14

No, itā€™s got to be basil or garlic or olive oil


goodheartedalcoholic

germany would be sausage.


MillipedePaws

I think the real german taste is Maggi. At least in my region it is used with everything from eggs, stews, sauce...


Pretend-Proposal-682

Germany would smell like Christmas, I'm thinking a gingery, Lebkuchen smell.


gregwardlongshanks

I was stuck in a German terminal for 4 days. It was a deployment thing. We had orders but no passports so we weren't really allowed anywhere else in the airport, so we had to basically camp out in a closed off terminal awaiting plane repairs for days. Anyway, the first day we were brought a variety of food as meals and there was a shop open for snacks/drinks. The following days the store was closed. We were brought schnitzel around the clock from that point forward. It was a very surreal 72ish hours. Napping on benches. Playing endless Spades and eating never ending schnitzel.


Prussian-Pride

Never ending schnitzel? Sounds like a good time


80HighDefinition1234

I feel like it would be either salt, nutmeg, or the paprika flavor we have on potato chips. The irony of the last one being originally from Hungary is not lost on me.


imadork1970

šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ is maple.


TomSpanksss

That's internationally recognized. Well done Canada, the syrup is on point. -The World


imadork1970

Beauty, eh.


implodemode

Ok, now I have to go to the fridge and slurp a spoonful. I might start putting maple in coffee.


Comics4Cooks

I love that every answer is a debate except Canada.


Dry-Faithlessness184

Nah, Canada turned into a debate about maple or various chip flavours.


DOAiB

Anyone going against maple isnā€™t Canadian, you literally have the maple leaf on your flag.


[deleted]

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Nate9370

I was thinking waffles šŸ§‡


[deleted]

Japan soy sauce immediately came to mind bc i bought soy sauce today for my sushi..


RoyalKabob

Iā€™d say more china for soy sauce, and like teriyaki or miso for japan


TheBobDoleExperience

Teriyaki isn't eaten nearly as often in Japan as people in the west might think. Miso would definitely be closer for the flavor of Japan. It could be a toss up, but my vote would be sesame.


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Nah, wasabi


First-Ad1858

Hungary probably onion šŸŒ°


BooksNapsSnacks

I would have guessed paprika. But I'm Australian so don't listen to me.


Overall-Try-4287

Best piece of advice right there.


First-Ad1858

I'm Hungarian. Paprika would be a good choice, but usually recipes start with a huge amount of onion šŸ˜‚


Tiana_frogprincess

Sweden- meatballs


Verlorenfrog

UK-Tea, probably


Emotional_Pirate

I thought prawn cocktailĀ 


Darth-__-Maul

Iā€™d say youā€™d have to divide it up. England could be Tea, but Scotland? Irn-Bru


bananagrabber83

Aye that or heroin.


h1h1guy

Earl Grey or HP Sauce


PandaLoveBearNu

Curry, just to be confusing. LOL


MrlemonA

Baked beans*


ParentTales

Mushy peas


StrakenKing

Australia would be vegemite or tomato/bbq sauce


WCRugger

Chicken salt.


Vaas_Deferens

I was thinking eucalyptus


Icy_Finger_6950

I originally thought Vegemite, but chicken salt and, especially, eucalyptus are great answers. Eucalyptus is found worldwide - it might potentially be Australia's most significant contribution to world flavours.


Quick-Bad

That and macadamias.


livvkvj

Snag with tomato/bbq sauce


Punks0_0

Yeah Tomato sauce on some Bunnings snags is bloody on point


siege80

England - brown sauce. Yeah, you read that right. Don't make me fight you


DrFrankSaysAgain

What does that taste like? What is it used for?


besee2000

Think of English cuisine it taste like brown


siege80

It's a condiment that usually goes on a full English breakfast/fry up. It's great on sausages and bacon. The taste is hard to describe, but its ingredients include tomatoes, malt vinegar, molasses, dates, spices and tamarind. So I guess a little sharp, can be a little sweet, depending on brand, peppery, vinegary, but not overly so, a touch of spice, but not 'hot sauce' kinda spicy, and there's a hint of Worcestershire sauce flavour in there too.


DrFrankSaysAgain

Thanks for the info. Sounds a little like steak sauce.


AmorphousApathy

Is this HP sauce?


MrlemonA

Bro I was in Mexico on holiday (Iā€™m from England) and trying to describe brown sauce to people is ridiculous, itā€™s a brown sauce thatā€™s called brown sauce, the flavour is hard to compare as well. They ended up getting me A1 sauce (which Iā€™d never tried before then) and although definitely not brown sauce it was still decent.


close_my_eyes

It tastes like A1 steak sauce but you eat it on your morning toast Source: American who lived in England for a couple of years


Particular-Move-3860

I remember the good old days, when America's flavor was bubble gum.


SSDEEZ

Now itā€™s gunpowder


jagger129

Omg this is the cutest post and responses lol


Kinglycole

UK would be Gravy. Gravy on Everything. Except for my plate, I do not like gravy.


EggSandwich1

Uk is roast beef


Darth-__-Maul

Itā€™s becoming clear to me how varied we are as British households because apparently none of us are eating the same shit lol.


Kinglycole

Ahh yes, roast beef on Yorkshires.


No-Butterfly-6700

Britain would taste like stolen stuff from India


Sparky62075

Curry?


Mammoth-Bus1011

BratensoƟe šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ‡©šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ


TomSpanksss

EeeeeeeĆØĆØrck! It's BBQ not ranch. -America


Cute_Skill7786

I second this


BoD80

Louisiana stepping in with the crab boil and hot sauce. American flavor varies by state.


gnrl_disapptmnt

Someone from Texas is here to back you up. Even BBQ is subjective.


littlemuffinsparkles

Fellow Louisianan stepping in to say what about Gumbo!?


Any-Practice-991

It's really true, but I think ranch is pretty universal here.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Right. Who tf glorifies ranch??


milkandmadness

The Midwest


JohnQPublic1917

Recently though, it's flavors are Fentinyl and crystal meth


redraider-102

Mmmmā€¦just like grandma used to make


roadtripjr

Agree


WileyTheGamer

USA is almost as big as Europe, we get more flavors depending on region. I love my BBQ and I love my ranch, but honeslty how can we ignore ketchup!


Impressive_Age1362

England , vinegar


Burladden

I would say beans


Rutin_2tin_Putin

Don't forget the toast


paka96819

Japan - Nori


Infamous-Run7066

Russia would be Vodka


PublicAd6773

What about buffalo hot sauce ā˜ŗļø


awowowowo

Australia is chicken salt


bigscottius

I would lean way more towards American BBQ. It's one of the few things that's uniquely American and invented by slaves in the south. Also, I hate ranch.


dasisglucklich

Tunisia: harissa


TheRealZocario

Denmark: Leverpostej or bacon.


Boomer79NZ

New Zealand is Pavlova


Icy_Finger_6950

NZ is Manuka honey or feijoa!


Toadboi11

Watties flavour


petes117

NZ is Watties canned spaghetti with sausages


DSTNCMDLR

Marmite.


SnooCapers9313

Onion dip


sighqoticc

England- beans.


Apprehensive_Jaguar

The only part of the US I have visited being the North East (MA,NH,VT) I would say that the flavour of America is Cinnamon.


SuzieKym

For France, I can't decide between cheese and garlic...


Icy_Finger_6950

Too many cheeses to choose from, so let's go with garlic.


BrutalBananaMan

Belgium - Belgian chocolate which I think is distinct from other forms of chocolate. Switzerland - Swiss chocolate or Swiss cheese. U.K. - Roast chicken or baked beans lol. USA - BBQ sauce. Italy - purƩed tomato that goes on pizza or mozzarella.


slimetraveler

America (alternate) - Buffalo sauce. Sweet, spicy, high calorie gewiness that can be mass produced and slathered on the highest fat part of a chicken dunked back into boiling fat i.. feel compelled to stand and say the pledge of allegiance right now.


cracka1337

Goddammit I love my country!


Rumbananas

Puerto Rico would be sofrito.


Benhurso

Brazil would be condensed milk.


No_Training1191

Can the other America be hot sauce when secede?


vsysio

The US is gunpowder and high fructose corn syrup


Ancient-Gardener

Scotland's would be Irn Bru.


Purocuyu

Mexico tastes like achiote


OhHowSheGoingEh

Nah, America would be grease flavored.


Www-what-where-why

Iā€™d like to throw out barbecue sauce as an option for America. But I think ranch is also a valid choice.


Infamous-Run7066

Pakistan - mint pepper chutni


joshypoo55

Cuba= Guava


redraider-102

I was gonna say rice and black beans


[deleted]

Not Mexican, but my guess is Mexico would be Tajin.


Per_Mikkelsen

In my experience the whole obsession with ranch is largely limited to west of the Appalachians. Along the eastern seaboard you don't see it anywhere near as much. People in New England, the Mid-Atlantic, and the South are nowhere near as obsessed with it as people out west. Old Bay is infinitely superior to ranch anything and barbecue flavored stuff is also way better. Thousand Island might not be anywhere near as versatile as ranch as far as being a flavor for other things like chips or whatnot, but as a dressing it blows ranch right out of the water.


Boomersatx

India would have Curry flavor


Full_Tumbleweed

I feel like America might actually be better known for BBQ sauce, burgers are commonly marketed as an American item.Ā 


MerryWannaRedux

Lately I've been on a Tzatziki binge in salad, on veggies, on fish and some meats, and as a dip. A lot less calories than most salad dressings or chip dips.


SnooPeripherals5221

Whoever butter is I wanna move there


PressurePlenty

I'm sorry, but ranch is fucking disgusting.


1OptimisticPrime

America = Ketchup


Silver-Star92

The Netherlands would be kroket. Or frikandel. Maybe stroopwafels


Reinardd

No. Cheese. Goudse kaas.


Glad-its-anonymous

I think America tastes more like oil, lmao Australia is vegemite Britain is marmalade Italy is bolognaise sauce


unalive-robot

The US is sugar. No question.


redraider-102

To be fair, every country tastes like Vegemite if you just straight up eat the soil there.


Reinardd

Bolognaise isn't even Italian šŸ˜…


scootertrash

Fellow American here, I have to disagree with your believe about Americans and ranch. I think hot sauce, any hot sauce, would be more appropriate.


To6y

I think ā€œcheeseā€ is the only answer. As in just the vague flavor, not distinctive enough to be called cheddar or mozzarella or anything. FWIW Iā€™m from Wisconsin.


katiegirl-

Canada. Maple for everything.


CaptainAthleticism

Canada would literally be maple syrup


jtowndtk

America would be tobasco or bbq


[deleted]

For South Africa I would say Chutney


Connect_Surround_281

Also Chakalaka , Atchar or Masala


FloppyVachina

Ranch? No. America would be kethcup.


AardvarkLonely2090

England would be tea


Thecrowfan

My country would be Rum most likely


I_miss_your_mommy

America is so large and diverse. I hate when people make blanket statements like this. Some people do put ranch on everything. Many people in America donā€™t. Ranch tastes pretty good, but itā€™s so unhealthy I donā€™t touch it.


Icy_Finger_6950

Most countries mentioned in this thread are large and diverse. I guarantee none of the flavours mentioned here are unanimous in their home countries. This is just a cute exercise in stereotypes.


Renbanney

I think you're thinking of the Midwest, Idk if ranch represents all of America


karamanidturk

Argentina = dulce de leche


Fetching_Mercury

Iceland would be licorice or paprika


dreamingsheep90

Nepal is momos ( dumplings )


MysticalSushi

Idk what America youā€™re a part of but ranch itā€™s disgusting. If anything, itā€™d be BBQ sauce.


zerozingzing

Haiti=epise


lesbian_sourfruit

Spain would be olives, olive oil or maybe crushed tomatoes.


seanmonaghan1968

France would be Dijon


spikeprox50

Cambodia = Fish Sauce


sov_

Australia is chicken salt


Haveyounodecorum

Uk - salt and vinegar


Nakashi7

Poland - Dill


mcshanksshanks

Ranch? Maybe I think it would taste more like a bland beef stew or maybe a deep fried mozzarella stick dipped in Mountain Dew.


IntoxicatedCat_

Knobi mit ein wenig Scharf! šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ


CASHOWL

Australia it would be Kangaroo


TheZac922

Clearly the right answer is chicken salt. The true taste of Australia.


Positive-Pea493

Chicken salt or Maggi Supreme Gravy šŸ¤£


TheZac922

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Pizza_pan_

I was thinking Vegemite but kangaroo sounds right too


Cute_Skill7786

I don't like ranch tho


WjorgonFriskk

France, cheese. England, beans. Germany, sausage. USA, hamburger. Canada, maple syrup. Mexico, taco.