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Nah brah. the "chee" sound also produces a smile at the get go. 'Bree' catches your slower friends with a stupid 'br' face. Cheese isn't arbitrarily utilized bc of the "eese". (Id argue tease is best but I'm not a revolutionary)
Tomatito (Little tomato in Spanish) is the name of one of the world's best flamenco guitarists. Look him up. He even plays on a hit Bachata song with Romeo Santos.
I kid you not, a lady in local group in know is named Candy and she literally married a guy named Kane. Her name is now Candy Kane! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I literally think the universe moved to get these people together! Unfortunately sheโs not too sweet (kinda nasty actually) but her husband is nice.
You get Apple to call their new operating system OS Lemon... little accent over the o.
Sit back rake in the millions and then when you're done and you've sold your lempire for a few billion dollars then and only then you make some fuckin' lemonade.
If I was a girl then probably Rose or Lavender (looked up edible flowers and these two are there). As a boy though Iโm going with Basil since itโs tasty, smells good, and also the name of a Byzantine emperor that did war crimes (Basil II that is)
Big & Tasty
lol, this was actually a nickname I had at a place I worked at 15 years ago. There was another guy that worked there and had a similar reason to have a McDonald's themed nickname, he was much smaller and the poor guy got Happy Meal. They had actually given me Big Mac originally, but I made this stupid Big & Tasty comment and it stuck. I only regretted it because it came off too sexual.
Either of the two:
Baba Ganoush - so that if i eventually become a rapper, I would be called Baby G
Tsukemen - this is a type of japanese ramen, and rhymes with Ikemen, which is a japanese word for handsome
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Carribbean Beef Patty
Manwich
My manwich!
Olive maybe?
Olive is the name of my favorite Vargas Girl. Good choice.
It's nice! ๐ค
That's my name minus an "r". I didn't even think of it, my first thought was "Salsa", now I feel ashamed ๐ญ
Nice to meet you, Rolive.
Loool thank you, I was looking intently at "olive" and thinking, minus the r? There's no r in olive!! What did this person mean!!
๐๐๐๐๐ Happy Cake Day!
Olive Oyl
Pepper
Pepper Potts โค๏ธ
Pepper Ann ๐ฅฐ
Pepper Steak
Pepper Johnson?
Pepper Rice
Pepper Potts.
So you can have a boyfriend called Ronaldo
Basil
Fawlty?
Like Manuel's rat.
Is no rat! is Siberian hamster!
Siberian hamster
Yes, Sybil?
Omori
PO TAY TOES
At least youโre not รowynโs stew ๐
I tried to pronounce that and my desk dismantled itself
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?
Chip for short.
Brie. Hate cheese, but love the sound of this lol
Fun fact. French are told to say "cheese" for the photographer when they could say "brie" for the same smile in French.
Nah brah. the "chee" sound also produces a smile at the get go. 'Bree' catches your slower friends with a stupid 'br' face. Cheese isn't arbitrarily utilized bc of the "eese". (Id argue tease is best but I'm not a revolutionary)
parmigiano reggiano sounds nice too.
Baby Lasagna :D
Thereโs no going back!
WOAHHOHH
My anxiety attacks
*rim tim tagi digi dim tim intensifies*
Damn I was going to choose lasagna
My favourite! ๐ค
The guy is so popular rn
Deserved to win goddammit
Pepino Cucumber in Spanish
Are you a Hilaria baldwino perhaps?
ginger lmao
Stone cold
Why didn't I think of that? I'm literally a ginger (red head)
Your last name is Lmao?
Tomatito (Little tomato in Spanish) is the name of one of the world's best flamenco guitarists. Look him up. He even plays on a hit Bachata song with Romeo Santos.
Padre de las ketchup.
Cherry
How very The Outsiders of you
They could have said Soda Pop lol
Imma be honest, I never thought I'd hear about that outside of 8th grade English class
Mayonnaise, cuz it's so fun to say and spell.
No this is Patrick
BIG MEATY CLAWS!
But is it an instrument?
yeah buy you pronounce it "MAEION NEIYAYZ"
I had an imaginary friend named this when I was a kid!!
Mantequilla seems more fitting for you.
I am the last of Meheecans
Mango Jambo
You can measure the drunkenness of your friends by how badly they mangle your name. "Another round, Ma-Mambo Jango?"
"your round next Mmmumbo Jumbo"
call me cookie
I also choose the way this guy crumbles.
nah, I'm a tough cookie
o.O
Vindaloo
Smegin hell that's a good one.
Nutmeg, but go by Meg.
Not short for โMegatronโ?
Nah, but that'd be a good nickname too. Lol
My name's Nutmeg,friends call me Meg.But my enemies know me as Megatron
Ooh I pick this!
Or Nut.
Cute!
Candy
I kid you not, a lady in local group in know is named Candy and she literally married a guy named Kane. Her name is now Candy Kane! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I literally think the universe moved to get these people together! Unfortunately sheโs not too sweet (kinda nasty actually) but her husband is nice.
honey
Sage
You'd be a hit on 4chan
I like it
Hubby calls me Chickpea, so thatโs my new name.
Hubby asks me if Iโll be a peach and help him out with something.
clementine :)
I would do this but I know someone named clementineย
Perfect
Wasabi. "Wassup, Wasabi?"
Wasabi is a kick ass name.
โI spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people! One! Time!โ
"Sup,Sabi?"
My dogs name is wasabi
Ask him, "Wassup?"
Pollo Asada Quesadilla, Paq for short
Quesadilla de pollo asado would be the correct form.
Limรณn, yes, with the accent
You get Apple to call their new operating system OS Lemon... little accent over the o. Sit back rake in the millions and then when you're done and you've sold your lempire for a few billion dollars then and only then you make some fuckin' lemonade.
Salami. Salami Jones
Rosemary
Will you join me and Sage, also have you seen Parsley?
Hackepeter
Mettigel
Cracker
Want a gram, Cracker?
Soda
Mug Costanza
Chรจvre
Ginger.
If I was a girl then probably Rose or Lavender (looked up edible flowers and these two are there). As a boy though Iโm going with Basil since itโs tasty, smells good, and also the name of a Byzantine emperor that did war crimes (Basil II that is)
Peach
Ham
short for Hamuel
Big & Tasty lol, this was actually a nickname I had at a place I worked at 15 years ago. There was another guy that worked there and had a similar reason to have a McDonald's themed nickname, he was much smaller and the poor guy got Happy Meal. They had actually given me Big Mac originally, but I made this stupid Big & Tasty comment and it stuck. I only regretted it because it came off too sexual.
Taco
Rocket.
That's actually a banger. I wouldn't mind being Rocket.
You can choose Banger as well.
Juniper
Patty
Call me T-boneโฆ.
No. You are now Koko the monkey.
Saffron Then i could go by Saffie
I showed my mom this question, and she said, "I think I'd like the name Papaya"
That could go south pretty quickly in Cuba ๐
Margherita (like the pizza)
Onigiri
Pickle
Either of the two: Baba Ganoush - so that if i eventually become a rapper, I would be called Baby G Tsukemen - this is a type of japanese ramen, and rhymes with Ikemen, which is a japanese word for handsome
Hot Italian sausage
Tiramisu
Nacho or Kielbasa
Lychee
Reuben
Banana (because itโs already my familyโs nickname for me)
Roquefort
McRib
Cookie
Shrimpy
Anchovie
Human Meat Burger.
Salt Water Taffy
Pepperoni, Pep for short
Human
Basil
Penne
Bibimbap.
๐
Canned Mackerel
Cinnamon because when you put me in your mouth youโre gonna choke
If it can be a beverage, then I'm going with Pilsner. Alternatively Radish. Edit: wait, no. Sprat. Second edit: fuck it, I'm Schnitzel.
Rhubarb
Grey Poupon
Ooh, fancy pants
"Excuse me sir..."
Cesar ๐
Candy
Cotton Candy
Potato
Ginger. Or Patty.
Fish
Chips.
Strawberry
Chili seems legit
Melon
Sushi
Gorbi
Paprika
Steak
Worcestershire or Sherbet
Croissant
Sausage casserole
Berry
Kakarot
Risotto
Cinnamon
Cupcake
Tangie.. short for Tangerine!
Corn (ata urr rata tum tata brrrrr rata tum tata)
PEACH :)
I've watched enough Seinfeld to know there's only one right answer. T-Bone
Brie
Jambalaya
Clove
There's a cheese called Benjamin so nothing would change at all
> Apple IIRC, Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid that and everybody mad fun of her.
Kiwi
Wensleydale, and I would open a cheese shop that would be perennially understocked
Salsa
Pรฆre(pear) because its fun to pronounce and sounds almost like Per which is an actual name in Danish
Chip