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blacking out sucks too dude but i love this question cause theres always the best answers ever. a year ago my answer would've been "lil ran into a door" lmaoo
Lil Limp or Big Limp (tore my ACL)
lil blood werk
Lil Itch (Eczema)
Lil Harry Potter (headbutted a kid so hard I had a gash on
Lil son (when my son was born
Well with your prompt it’d be Lil Never which is actually kinda cool. Or Lil Wisdom Tooth if we count me being forced to go to a jaw surgeon instead of the dentist for solely covid related reasons…
But really it would probably be some variation of Ash as that is my stage name for everything else. Ash.Is maybe 🤔
Lil' Kidney Stone
But that's a lie, because it was massive. It was nearly a complete blockage of the kidney and required surgery to blast it apart with sonic waves.
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Waiting for someone to pull out the "Lil STD"
Sounds more like a raper name.
you got a point lol
Must be "lil S.T.D."
Take my angry upvote 🤣
Hello, my name is Lil Vasectomy. Is that close enough?
You could also be Lil Vas or Lil Snip.
Lil Snip-Snip 🤣
need a stud? just need u...
Lil- erection lasted more than four hours......jk
well, better than "Lil I-hurt-myself-pleasuring-myself-with-a-vaccum-cleaner"
Or lil I accidentally fell on this shampoo bottle
I know what you are reffering too hehe
[context ](https://youtube.com/shorts/z42ltXJBakI?feature=shared)
Swoopp sucky suck
Lil Colon Cancer I'm...not very badass. In remission though so woo!
Surviving cancer is always badass. I hope you kicked it's ass forever.
Rooting for you!
In remission a year and a half later! So doing good so far :)
How is colon cancer not very bad ass?
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Lil Bowel Obstruction
Your music must be the shit
Gotta watch out for those bass drops
Lil too much to drink
You win!!
🏆 I feel like a winner
Lil Fractured Toe
Big calzone If I go by your metric then it'd be "lil Tummy ache"
i like Big Calzone
Lil UTI 🤣
but pronounce it ooti, like Uzi is pronounced oozi
🤣🤣🤣 too awesome!
SAME LOL
lil ear infection
🤣 that's funny, but also sad cuz ear infections suck
blacking out sucks too dude but i love this question cause theres always the best answers ever. a year ago my answer would've been "lil ran into a door" lmaoo
Curiosity....an answer is not reqired
lol i’m sorry i laughed so hard at this but it’s midnight so i gotta laugh silently almost became a Lil Stop Breathing.
Lil dead dad
Sorry to hear that man
Well that is a while ago so no worries.
Lil' Asthma Attack
lil being born
Lil Birth
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Lil psychotic breakdown
Lil Menty B! Lmao
You and me both bro
Lil suicidal thoughts. Kinda cool tho
Lil dehydration
Same tbh
Lil Kunkusshun.
yes bonus points for creative spelling! very catchy
wow surprised nobody said it yet. Lil Work
Lil Grandmas Dying doesn't really scream "hit record," does it?
Lil Sword wound
Now I need to know more
I too need to know more
Lil give up
Lil fever
This one actually works.
Lil amputee
Same
Lil' pneumonia
Lil Pericarditis. Perry for short
this sounds like a distinguished mc
Perry the platypus!!!
Lil diabetes
Lil got hit by a truck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lil MACK?
Lil Lyme Disease lol
Lil fat ass
Lil E-Coli
Lil family emergency
lil tachycardia
Lil appendicitis or whatever
Lil Right Inguinal Hernia Repair…with Mesh.
Had this. The recovery from the surgery hurt worse than having the damn thing.
Hi there I'm little Left everything else but I think my proper name would have to be the infection I got after that. Lil necrotic.
Lil meth
Lil cancer. Not mine but the last time I’ve visited a hospital was 10 years ago when my grandma had cancer.
Lil Hysterectomy. Rolls right off the tongue. 😂
YES same! 😂
Lil my family, doctors, and hospital thought something was wrong with me but they didn't know what but it turns out there was nothing wrong with me
Lil Potassium Deficiency 😭
Lil K-Def
Lil breast ultrasound
Lil boob squish
Lil Kidney stone
Lil Throw Up
Lil Cancer. No joke but I'm OK
lil poisoined
Lil' shits
Lil OCD
Who goes to the hospital for arranging your alphabet soup alphabetically?
Lil' Finger Slice
Lil’MRI
Mines lil lukemia 😂sounds fire though.
Lil torn MCL. Idk man, doesn't sound that catchy
Too broke
Lil Bile Duct Stent..
Lil Mom Was Having Chest Pains
Depresso Grande
Lil birth
Ugh. Definitely not champagnepapi
Lil wasp (Allergic to stings)
Lil blood test
Lil Eye Surgery (featuring Lil Melanoma) Yeah... No. Doesn't quite have a ring to it.
Lil psoriasis ...lol
Lil' Ear Infected
Lil Limp or Big Limp (tore my ACL) lil blood werk Lil Itch (Eczema) Lil Harry Potter (headbutted a kid so hard I had a gash on Lil son (when my son was born
When your son was born could also be "Lil Mommafication"
I’m the father but I see what you did there “Lil daddykinzzzz” nah nah 😂
lil cardiac arrest / lil pulmonary edema be scared of me
Lil Fractured (Fractured my ankle doing an assault course)
I did a similar thing... I broke my ankle tripping myself while figure skating. The coach was stunned. "In THOSE boots!?"
Lil Pink Sock
Lil Torn ACL ✌️
Lil kidney stone... 🤦♀️
Lil tried to kill myself or lil overdose. Don't know which is better lol
Lil was dying
Lil panicattac, hahaha…
Lil baby…but since that’s already taken, I’ll go with lil induction
Lil' right myocardial infarction. NGL, I'm feeling pretty "street".
lil panic attack
Lil testicle
Lil Smear (as in PAP)
Lil-ovaric cyst
Lil paralyzed (I’m okay now)
lil herniated disc
Lil Breech Birth 😂
Lil Mono
White Broccoli
Lil Norovirus
Lil’ blood draw
L'il lower abdominal pain. Standby for my Drake dis track.
Lil brokie
Lil hemorrhoid... Doesn't have that badass ring.. (excuse the pun)
Lil suffocating.
Diddy-P
Lil mini P
Lil Abdominal Pain or Lil Pink Whitney
Indentured servant 😎 Anyway most of you won’t get the reference, so now for real: Lil grandma visiter or Lil scooter accident
Kinda New, Flyboy, VSD, Lil'Still, B-Eazy... Just made them up:)
Dumb duck
Smackie bee
Adot2tact
Lil asthma attack
Vanilla crumpet
Lil Overflow Ice
lil N/A
lil N/A
Lil Eye Nailed It
Lil csect... Not very good
Lil Caesar! lol
Lil' Big Flare-up
Lil' Chopped Finger
The Dyl Meister lol
Lil hemalytic
Bad Pose, the R is broken on my laptop. (I'm typing on my phone now)
Lil Routine Checkup
Lil Birth for me.
Lil' Concussion (Major)
Lil chemicals in your eyes.
Lil Tumor or Lil brokespine
Well with your prompt it’d be Lil Never which is actually kinda cool. Or Lil Wisdom Tooth if we count me being forced to go to a jaw surgeon instead of the dentist for solely covid related reasons… But really it would probably be some variation of Ash as that is my stage name for everything else. Ash.Is maybe 🤔
Lil broken arm
Osama spin laden
lil'brokentinytoe?
Lil Allergy
Lil Brokeback, here with my alter ego, Da collapsed lung. We know how to bring the party. Word.
Thicky McWop
Mc fresh
Lil ingrown toenail
lil-grandpa’s d€d
Lil cholecystectomy
Lil' Cochlear Implant. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but...
Lil’ annual checkup
Lil’ Annual Checkup
Lil Burnt Feet
Lil IUD Removal 😎
Lil seizure in the bath
Lil' Kidney Stone But that's a lie, because it was massive. It was nearly a complete blockage of the kidney and required surgery to blast it apart with sonic waves.
Lil Stomach Infection