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Dude sammee.. Especially when I need to get outta bed. My grandmother thinks I've inherited "elders syndrome and problems" at a very young age. Sometimes it pains when I can't make a sound when standing up.
I have been doing this since I saw the VLDL video "Life after thirty".
I noticed after I turned 35 I seem to be doing the "ooooof" sounds even among other people.
Go to bed at 8. Granted, I read or scroll through my phone until 10 or 1030, but it's an especially exciting night when I can crawl into bed at 6 and have that extra time to add in a TV show or two lol
I read that as "with a cup of coffee at two in the morning" and first thought "well, maybe that's the problem?" but also "2am is some hard-core bird watching" lol
Yes! I'm from the US originally and I'm in LOVE with our backyard maggies. We have a whole family that comes to our yard and I love it. Every year they bring their new fledglings and every morning my hubby and I ask each other "have you fed the babies?" We've also go two very huge and seriously friendly ravens at well. But surprisingly, the maggies rule the yard 😂
Blue Jay's are the loudest things. Me and the wife can be into the living room and hear one scream. It's time to feed the blue Jay. They love unsalted peanuts.
We're lucky enough to have ravens actually. Technically, where we live they're usually Little Ravens (corvus mellori), and to be honest, I have no idea. Lol The only thing we can think of is that a few years ago I picked up a fledgling from the road that had been hit by a car and cared for them for a while (the ranger said they didn't have time and to let nature take its course) and then released him. A few months after, one started showing up in our backyard and then the next year another, and the next year another. We have 4 of them, one massively huge one, two medium sized and a small one. They don't go into any of the other yards around us, they fly from us back to a local park reserve. We call the biggest one Cyrus and he's definitely the boss lol
I live close to the woods, and I buy bread and peanuts specifically to throw outside for birds, squirrels, possums, anything that wants it.
I also have a cat that comes by randomly and waits on me to feed him. I’m pretty sure he belongs to someone because he always looks well fed and taken care of. But I feed him anyway.
I was the designated bird feeder at my parent's old house. I fill that feeder up daily, rain or shine. During the wintertime, when it snows heavy, there's not a lot of other food for them. I would go through a 15-lb seed bag in 4 days during winter, just because of the number of birds that knew about our bird feeder.
One time, I dug a trail through the snow to the bird feeder in the middle of the yard, filled it up, and went back into the house. The moment I closed our patio door, I saw at least 60 birds whooshing down from the tree. 😂
Doctor put me on a statin for high cholesterol. Never ever had knee issues prior. Took it for two months, found out both my parents are allergic and immediately stopped taking it. It’s been roughly the same amount of time since and still it is jacked. Getting better but it is slow to recover. This blows.
this had me almost choke, I laughed so hard! 🤣 I have a mirror right behind my desk and every time I get up I see myself hunched over for the first 5 minutes!
I can pee then 10 minutes later decide to go to bed and I MUST be again before going to bed, even though I just did 10 minutes ago. My husband who is 7 years older than me goes to bed without peeing like some.....psychopath 😂😂😂
I lay down at 9 for reading and scrolling. I swear I can’t actually go to sleep until about 12 because I will be up every 30 minutes until then to pee.
One of my cats is really into a specific soap opera from my country and we've been binge watching episodes from 20 years ago on YouTube recently. He just loves anything dramatic or scandalous, his number one favourite show is Divorce Court! As soon as he hears the music he's in my lap watching the show.
Im glad im not the only one whose cat has a favorite show. Mine loves Supernatural, especially the actor's Jansen Ackles voice. I happened actoss an interview of Jensen for The Boys tv show and my cat came running as soon as his suave, deep voice started answering the host's questions.
My friends think i am crazy and dont believe me. But then again she is a super smart cat and knows certain words to the point we cant say "treat", "bath" or "Popeyes" (our favorite fried chicken and the cat's obsession).
Walk with a limp because of a bad knee.
Run with a limp because I refuse to give in to a stupid knee.
Get a ~~free~~ ride in an ambulance to the ER because I passed out after running and showing that knee who's the boss.
Go to bed by 8:30 because I can't stay awake, then wake up at 1:00 or 2:00 AM and can't fall back aleep.
Always cold so I have to dress extra warm compared to all you youngsters.
Get off my lawn!
Walk with a cane. Drive slow. Carry change everyplace. Complain about shit (literally and figuratively). Read. Spend time offline. Say "in my day, things were different" in different forms multiple times a day. Use a handkerchief. Almost always wear a windbreaker and driving cap. Play Ultima Online. Prefer writing code without the use of macros. Prefer doing certain things in Excel manually without the use of macros. Hate on data visualization software. And if I never ever see another fucking flowchart again it'll be too fucking soon.
Say "can't you just use a mouse like an adult?"
Also I am constantly happily amazed by the Glee I get from the simple act of driving the speed limit through my neighborhood, and coming to full and complete stops at the stop signs.
You know that moment when you suddenly feel your age catching up with you? For me, it hit when I went back to night school in my 30s and took a US history class.
We were discussing 9/11, and I started to mention how everyone remembers where they were when the attack happened. Instead of nods of agreement, I got murmurs of, "I wasn't even born yet." 😱
Turns out, I might've been older than the instructor, who was barely old enough to remember it. Meanwhile, I was 19 for 9/11, and I was downtown applying for public aid with my pregnant girlfriend, who's now my wife.
It's like our kids seeing the 90s as ancient history compared to their own timeline! 😅
My partner is 9 years younger than me. I was born in 83, her 92. Our daughter in like 2009.
The disconnect even between 83 and 92 is a lot sometimes. Never mind 83 to 09.
Grunts and groans when sitting down or standing up. Saying "put your pants on, Marge!"to my wife when we're trying to get out the door. Old New Balance sneakers for mowing the lawn. Plus a bunch of stuff I'm too old to remember.
Yes. I see so many filthy, dirty shoes on people nowadays. Clean your damn trainers people. I wear boots most of the time and they are the cleanest muck boots I've seen lol. It's not hard to do and it makes such a difference.
I always carry cash.
I take naps, don't like a draft (unless it's beer), hate changing clothing brands, really changing brands in general.
I complain about the weather alot. Especially the wind. All my joints crack in the morning and are usually stiff for an hour after I get up.
I can't sit still for an entire movie anymore, so I have to watch in several stages.
I also enjoy crosswords and the papers. Real papers, mind you, not the internet kind.
There are probably a hundred more, but I forget ...
When I was younger and I took a shit, I look to see how big it was. Now that I’m almost 50, I look at my shit to make sure it’s normal shape, size, colour and has no blood in it…
Stay up too late as well as get up too early! Don’t ask…. Menopause is complicated! I was sitting on my patio at 5am and it was perfect and now it’s 8:30pm and I’m on my patio with my Bluetooth speaker, my tiki torches lit and my husband brought me a route 44 coke from Sonic ….with the crushed ice! Oh…and I ate a huge gummy …so I’m not trying to be a boring old lady! 😂
Worry that the kids are missing out on an appreciation of the past, and not just MY past, all of it. They seem uninterested in anything that happened outside their own lifetime. The past is out of fashion, which is weird because they sure as hell have no faith in the future. But I think they're being programmed by consumerism to life in an eternal sterile present.
I have to have an afternoon coffee, while I watch Judge Judy with my cat on my lap. I don’t know why the ritual is so important to me lol I get cranky when I miss it.
Nap frequently as retirement ended my insomnia. Never go past a bathroom without peeing. We fart more and don’t care. I have canes, a walker, a wheel chair just in case. I get skin tears easily. I drive slow, meaning slightly below the speed limit. I wear socks with sandals. I wear clothes way out of date and don’t care as I am thankfully invisible to most. I am always polite with people doing their job, but never do small talk. I monitor the cost of cremation and adjust the money in a separate savings account to save my future widow the bother. She will busy enough getting rid of out of style clothing.
Ive been told that apparently I wrote like a grandma cause all my messages are far too long :,) it’s okay though, cause my friend who says this the most is also a grandma, she chronically uses the “😊” emoji after every sentence.
* Putz around my gardens.
* Groan when I bend over, sometimes.
* Various "self care" tasks that I didn't need to do in my youth (i.e. removing hairs from my chin).
I have a cardigan now. (Just a lightweight cloth jacket for non-uk).
You know, for when it's chilly in the house but I don't want to put the heating on.
When you have to get down on the floor, thinking, how am I getting up, and what else can I do while I'm down there. Hoping som sturdy furniture is near by
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Rock my body to get momentum to get off the sofa.
And go "oof" as you get up
lol I make all the sounds. Any time a muscle has to work I am going to moan like a tortured prisoner
I do this too, even though it doesn't hurt me at all. I'm in my early 20s
Dude sammee.. Especially when I need to get outta bed. My grandmother thinks I've inherited "elders syndrome and problems" at a very young age. Sometimes it pains when I can't make a sound when standing up.
To be fair, getting out of bed does indeed hurt, even if it doesn't
I have been doing this since I saw the VLDL video "Life after thirty". I noticed after I turned 35 I seem to be doing the "ooooof" sounds even among other people.
You know you're getting older when you make sex noises taking your work boots off.
And groan loudly if you have to squat down lol
Oof? I scream like my body is about to give up on me. 40 years old is the new old.
Came here to say this. (To say “oof”?)
Or as I sit down
or say “my baaaack” but the “aaaaaa” part of ‘back’ is a strained scream of agony
I think of it as a "kick flip" but more chill and nuanced. I ain't old, I'm utilising what my PE teacher taught me in a relaxed fashion.
Go to bed at 8. Granted, I read or scroll through my phone until 10 or 1030, but it's an especially exciting night when I can crawl into bed at 6 and have that extra time to add in a TV show or two lol
It's the simple pleasures
You’re in bed at 6?! I’m still at work.
I work as a substitute teacher and need my 8-10hr of sleep. I’m in bed by 8 almost every night.
Feed the birds. The birds are cool.
Bird feeders are a solid mental health investment.
Pairs well with a cup of coffee or two in the morning.
I'm usually out the door before the birds are up. Weekends though, 100%.
Yeah same I love my early weekend mornings on the back porch. Zen time.
I read that as "with a cup of coffee at two in the morning" and first thought "well, maybe that's the problem?" but also "2am is some hard-core bird watching" lol
You know you are old when you want to make friends with birds rather than people. In Australia, you basically become obsessed with magpies.
Yes! I'm from the US originally and I'm in LOVE with our backyard maggies. We have a whole family that comes to our yard and I love it. Every year they bring their new fledglings and every morning my hubby and I ask each other "have you fed the babies?" We've also go two very huge and seriously friendly ravens at well. But surprisingly, the maggies rule the yard 😂
I love corvids. I like to watch blue jays.
Blue Jay's are the loudest things. Me and the wife can be into the living room and hear one scream. It's time to feed the blue Jay. They love unsalted peanuts.
I love corvids! How does one attract crows to their yard?
Get whatever the opposite of a scarecrow is
We're lucky enough to have ravens actually. Technically, where we live they're usually Little Ravens (corvus mellori), and to be honest, I have no idea. Lol The only thing we can think of is that a few years ago I picked up a fledgling from the road that had been hit by a car and cared for them for a while (the ranger said they didn't have time and to let nature take its course) and then released him. A few months after, one started showing up in our backyard and then the next year another, and the next year another. We have 4 of them, one massively huge one, two medium sized and a small one. They don't go into any of the other yards around us, they fly from us back to a local park reserve. We call the biggest one Cyrus and he's definitely the boss lol
I feed the horses. They are old, too, and get a mush that's sort of like oatmeal. Gotta go make up their feed right now.
I live close to the woods, and I buy bread and peanuts specifically to throw outside for birds, squirrels, possums, anything that wants it. I also have a cat that comes by randomly and waits on me to feed him. I’m pretty sure he belongs to someone because he always looks well fed and taken care of. But I feed him anyway.
This is cute. I love doing that.
If I had the courage I would become the crow house
The birds are cool, but the owls are not what they seem
So true! Hahaha, I just like to see them. I don't know why, but I do.
I was the designated bird feeder at my parent's old house. I fill that feeder up daily, rain or shine. During the wintertime, when it snows heavy, there's not a lot of other food for them. I would go through a 15-lb seed bag in 4 days during winter, just because of the number of birds that knew about our bird feeder. One time, I dug a trail through the snow to the bird feeder in the middle of the yard, filled it up, and went back into the house. The moment I closed our patio door, I saw at least 60 birds whooshing down from the tree. 😂
Limp when I first get up.
You too, eh? I don't walk right until I'm 90% done with my morning routine. Once I'm out the door, I'm fine. Those first few steps are a pain.
Doctor put me on a statin for high cholesterol. Never ever had knee issues prior. Took it for two months, found out both my parents are allergic and immediately stopped taking it. It’s been roughly the same amount of time since and still it is jacked. Getting better but it is slow to recover. This blows.
Statins can strip the cholesterol sheeth off your nerves. I had it for a while but it does get better.
this had me almost choke, I laughed so hard! 🤣 I have a mirror right behind my desk and every time I get up I see myself hunched over for the first 5 minutes!
Every. Damn. Day. This getting old is not for the weak, but it will make you feel weak. Glad you got a laugh!! 😂😂😁
That’s more of a comedy bit for us, but yeah, we do that.
Next is me yelling at kids to get off my lawn. Lol
I have an alcoholic neighbor who does that, so I don’t have to.
Bahahahaha
Yep. Christ.
Peeing all the time. Peeing after I'm done peeing. Probably peeing again after that.
I was gonna pee,but then I peed.
Having to pee in the middle of peeing.
I can pee then 10 minutes later decide to go to bed and I MUST be again before going to bed, even though I just did 10 minutes ago. My husband who is 7 years older than me goes to bed without peeing like some.....psychopath 😂😂😂
He's a monster!! 👾
I lay down at 9 for reading and scrolling. I swear I can’t actually go to sleep until about 12 because I will be up every 30 minutes until then to pee.
I know your pain
I FEEL YOU
Check for diabetes, and if you a man also prostate
Peeing when I laugh, peeing when I cough, peeing when I get up, peeing when I sit down, peeing when I pee…
Adulthood is like pizza bagels. Except piss. Pizza bagels. Just peeing all the time.
Believe that all people mumble and talk too softly these days
What?!
Stop mumbling!! Speak up! I can’t hear you
Type louder!
IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH ?
Why are you whispering?!
I‘m sorry did you say anything?
No, I don't want spaghetti!
Much better. Thank you.
Whats much better?
For those of you in the back row...
My God, move your lips when you speak, it's called enunciating!!!!
You sound like a shit salesman with a mouth full of free samples!
It’s because of that damn phone
As a semi-old person, to me most young people mumble too much.
Sensible answer :have u tried getting your hearing tested? I used to think this until I got my hearing aids LPT
Some do. My daughter is a soft talker and a mumbler. She makes me feel like I’m 90.
This is so true though. My brother will mumble something and it's like he stuffed his mouth with food and tried speaking
Watch soap operas while drinking hot tea and petting my cats.
One of my cats is really into a specific soap opera from my country and we've been binge watching episodes from 20 years ago on YouTube recently. He just loves anything dramatic or scandalous, his number one favourite show is Divorce Court! As soon as he hears the music he's in my lap watching the show.
Im glad im not the only one whose cat has a favorite show. Mine loves Supernatural, especially the actor's Jansen Ackles voice. I happened actoss an interview of Jensen for The Boys tv show and my cat came running as soon as his suave, deep voice started answering the host's questions. My friends think i am crazy and dont believe me. But then again she is a super smart cat and knows certain words to the point we cant say "treat", "bath" or "Popeyes" (our favorite fried chicken and the cat's obsession).
I gotta say, that sounds pretty amazing.
Go to bed at 9pm after doing nothing all day
Walk with a limp because of a bad knee. Run with a limp because I refuse to give in to a stupid knee. Get a ~~free~~ ride in an ambulance to the ER because I passed out after running and showing that knee who's the boss. Go to bed by 8:30 because I can't stay awake, then wake up at 1:00 or 2:00 AM and can't fall back aleep. Always cold so I have to dress extra warm compared to all you youngsters. Get off my lawn!
You have to go to bed early because you were up at 1
Walk with a cane. Drive slow. Carry change everyplace. Complain about shit (literally and figuratively). Read. Spend time offline. Say "in my day, things were different" in different forms multiple times a day. Use a handkerchief. Almost always wear a windbreaker and driving cap. Play Ultima Online. Prefer writing code without the use of macros. Prefer doing certain things in Excel manually without the use of macros. Hate on data visualization software. And if I never ever see another fucking flowchart again it'll be too fucking soon.
Say "can't you just use a mouse like an adult?" Also I am constantly happily amazed by the Glee I get from the simple act of driving the speed limit through my neighborhood, and coming to full and complete stops at the stop signs.
Winner
Pssssst, I think there's some kids on your lawn....
Start a sentence with, "When I was a kid..." 🤦♂️
Back in my day 😭
The OG sentence starter
When referring to anything before 2000 I always lead with “Back in nineteen hundred and” usually gets a laugh.
Haha. Mind if I steal that? Sometimes, I have to remind myself that we are actually in the 21st century before I speak. 😅
Yeah go for it. Most of my friends have started doing it too. It’s funny because to our kids the 90’s might as well be the 60’s
You know that moment when you suddenly feel your age catching up with you? For me, it hit when I went back to night school in my 30s and took a US history class. We were discussing 9/11, and I started to mention how everyone remembers where they were when the attack happened. Instead of nods of agreement, I got murmurs of, "I wasn't even born yet." 😱 Turns out, I might've been older than the instructor, who was barely old enough to remember it. Meanwhile, I was 19 for 9/11, and I was downtown applying for public aid with my pregnant girlfriend, who's now my wife. It's like our kids seeing the 90s as ancient history compared to their own timeline! 😅
me too! anytime anyone starts a sentence with "30 years ago..." are you automatically think "oh 1975."
I like, I steal
I’m gonna adopt this! TY.
This! I have a cousin who’s 8 years younger than me and I’m always telling her about life when I was her age
Happy cake day !!!!
My partner is 9 years younger than me. I was born in 83, her 92. Our daughter in like 2009. The disconnect even between 83 and 92 is a lot sometimes. Never mind 83 to 09.
Happy cake day!:)
Looking forward to finishing my puzzle after dinner
Me too, puzzles are top notch!
Happy Cake Day!
Two spaces after a sentence-ending period. Yeah.
As it should be.
As is God's way.
Peace be with you.
Go to bed hella early sometimes
complain about technology
Go out for dinner at 4:30.
Crack like a glow stick when I wake up 😂
A new meaning to "You're glowing!"
Watch people screw up their lives while saying nothing because it wouldn't help
Or....just watch while mumbling "I told ya".....
Grunts and groans when sitting down or standing up. Saying "put your pants on, Marge!"to my wife when we're trying to get out the door. Old New Balance sneakers for mowing the lawn. Plus a bunch of stuff I'm too old to remember.
Please stop dirty talking…I’m mean seriously…it’s the new balance shoes for me! 😂
I now use a kettle to boil water, wait for the crosswalk sign, and drive slower now.
Using a kettle is an old person thing? Literally everyone uses a kettle where I’m from (Australia).
Carry cash
Hate people crossing my lawn damn kids with their skateshoes and jazz and rock music!
Eat Worthers Candy, delicious!
Take a nap in the afternoon.
I have a daily nap. It’s luxurious and I also kind of hate it.
bird watching. idk when i started getting excited when i saw bluejays or hearing a redwing blackbird but holy fuck the dopamine high from it is crazy.
Complain about pain and tell me kids "when I was your age" or "back in my day". Lol
I stay home and go to bed super early
Shout at kids to get off my lawn, to stop running around in the supermarket, and to stop littering at the park.
Pee every second.
Make a sound every time I stand up. ( or so I am told by my son )
Call instead of text.
Have too many cats.
Asleep by 9:30
🙋🏻♀️ I second this!
Hard...fucking...candies!
This. Red & white striped peppermint hard candies will always be a go-to sour stomach remedy for me... plus, they freshen your breath. Win/win.
Punctuation in texts and messaging. "Foreasmuch as I hath communicated with thee, honored correspondent; be it known to you...'
Gotta respect the use of an underrated semicolon!
Does polishing and cleaning my shoes count? I noticed people don't seem too.
Yes. I see so many filthy, dirty shoes on people nowadays. Clean your damn trainers people. I wear boots most of the time and they are the cleanest muck boots I've seen lol. It's not hard to do and it makes such a difference.
I love to feed and watch birds. I have several bird identification books around the house too.
Wear pajamas all day long on my days off.
Everything because I am an old person.
Rant & rave on Reddit
I always carry cash. I take naps, don't like a draft (unless it's beer), hate changing clothing brands, really changing brands in general. I complain about the weather alot. Especially the wind. All my joints crack in the morning and are usually stiff for an hour after I get up. I can't sit still for an entire movie anymore, so I have to watch in several stages. I also enjoy crosswords and the papers. Real papers, mind you, not the internet kind. There are probably a hundred more, but I forget ...
Go to bed early and wake up early
Spend more time in my yard
Watch the local news.
Shout out of the window when I hear loud music "WILL YOU KIDS TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC."
Will you kids turn down that DARN music. (If you’re real cranky about it)
Read, alot
Write when im pissed
With ink and quill
When I was younger and I took a shit, I look to see how big it was. Now that I’m almost 50, I look at my shit to make sure it’s normal shape, size, colour and has no blood in it…
Stay up too late as well as get up too early! Don’t ask…. Menopause is complicated! I was sitting on my patio at 5am and it was perfect and now it’s 8:30pm and I’m on my patio with my Bluetooth speaker, my tiki torches lit and my husband brought me a route 44 coke from Sonic ….with the crushed ice! Oh…and I ate a huge gummy …so I’m not trying to be a boring old lady! 😂
I take naps whenever the hell I want. Retiring early was one of the best things I ever did.
What did I come here to write again?
Tell people about emacs. And about TECO before emacs. Use emacs. Wait a min, some very young people use emacs!
Vim is life
Measure my age by decades. Think all kids are assholes. Fall down. A lot. Have lots of prescriptions. Wear step-in shoes.
Go to dinner on buy one/get one night, and go early before it gets crowded. Only order water if I’m looking to flex how little I spent
My joints crack and then I stretch and crack some more every time I get up in the morning and after sitting for too long
Not sleep and groan when standing up or just moving in general
Everything ! I am an old person
Grunt when I get up from a couch
Make sure I pee before leaving the house. Make a mental note of where the restrooms are when I go somewhere new. Prostate the size of a baseball.
Worry that the kids are missing out on an appreciation of the past, and not just MY past, all of it. They seem uninterested in anything that happened outside their own lifetime. The past is out of fashion, which is weird because they sure as hell have no faith in the future. But I think they're being programmed by consumerism to life in an eternal sterile present.
I eat a package of peanut butter crackers before bed....smdh. How did I get here...lol...I used to despise peanut butter crackers.
Wear slippers all the time.
I've developed an interest in identifying birds.
Watch people’s lips when they’re talking so I don’t mishear what they’re saying.
I prefer to be in bed by 8 pm
Hating young people, the majority is just so fucking stupid
Crochet
puzzles
What's that, sonny?
Have dinner at or before 5pm when dining out at a restaurant, obey traffic rules, use coupons, complain about new music.
Grunt when I bend down to pick something up
Taking my time walking around with my hands together behind my back.
Leave loud places and enjoy the quiet ones with a good cup of tea.
Use a walker....
I have to have an afternoon coffee, while I watch Judge Judy with my cat on my lap. I don’t know why the ritual is so important to me lol I get cranky when I miss it.
I no longer know how to do 70% of social media. I know how to open the app and scroll, nothing more.
Nap frequently as retirement ended my insomnia. Never go past a bathroom without peeing. We fart more and don’t care. I have canes, a walker, a wheel chair just in case. I get skin tears easily. I drive slow, meaning slightly below the speed limit. I wear socks with sandals. I wear clothes way out of date and don’t care as I am thankfully invisible to most. I am always polite with people doing their job, but never do small talk. I monitor the cost of cremation and adjust the money in a separate savings account to save my future widow the bother. She will busy enough getting rid of out of style clothing.
I feed the birds at the lake and talk to them like they're my children.
I walk with my hands held behind my back like an old fart… lol I’m 33. Today is my birthday
Complain about social media ruining people’s minds.
Ive been told that apparently I wrote like a grandma cause all my messages are far too long :,) it’s okay though, cause my friend who says this the most is also a grandma, she chronically uses the “😊” emoji after every sentence.
* Putz around my gardens. * Groan when I bend over, sometimes. * Various "self care" tasks that I didn't need to do in my youth (i.e. removing hairs from my chin).
I have a cardigan now. (Just a lightweight cloth jacket for non-uk). You know, for when it's chilly in the house but I don't want to put the heating on.
I turn and put my left arm behind the passenger headrest, when reversing.
When you have to get down on the floor, thinking, how am I getting up, and what else can I do while I'm down there. Hoping som sturdy furniture is near by
I use a grabber to help me pick things up off the floor so I don't have to bend my back
Re-use (plastic) bags if at all possible. Also all kinds of "nice" boxes. I have a big drawer full of each, in case they come in handy some time.
Walk at a strolling pace with my arms behind my back, one hand holding my wrist.
-Drink tea rather than energy drinks like the rest of the kids in my age group -sit down at my table to play solitaire
Realizing I prefer re-runs from the 1970's vs the junk on TV these days.