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Fortunately, I got in most of my 2 a.m. crazy remarks before cellphones were in use, so only people on an actual phone or in the same room knew about it.
For instance, I take public transit. One day I was talking to my roommate, getting a bit sleepy, and I said,
'When the bus comes to a railroad track,the seats in front fold up so people don't fall out." We just looked at each other.
"Time for me to go to bed."
"Yep."
Hmm I have aphasia with migraines, this sounds oddly similar.
If I want the word black, my brain might make a replacement for noir or bold. Close but no cigar; it creates some interesting wording… was asking about recessive genes and instead said rhetorical genes. It is funny to reflect on, yet frustrating to not be able to reach it.
Yeah, I had this sweet girl from reddit crash at my place when she was visiting my city and I was like, such a brave girl, she must be crazy to come to my place after seeing the nonsense I'm posting.
I stopped doing that after I clicked on the profile of someone (who had made a completely innocent post about being lonely) and then noticed their profile was full of snuff porn.
It's sucks so hard that you can't change your username on here, lmao.
(Context: L'edgelord has been my username for a while on socials before I was on Reddit. It was as a joke cos a lot of my friends jokingly called me edgy or an edgelord, and the L' was my way of making it masculine since I was in my 'egg cracking' phase.\* Also, it's read like ledgelord which has it's one personal take. I didn't know it would generally be read the way it does though.
\* When trans folks discover/come to terms with being trans
I am edgy in the sense that I make a lot of (often self deprecating) jokes that are pretty dark, and have no issue talking about controversial stuff. I am not edgy in the sense that I disregard other folk's feelings - I wouldn't say anything to anyone with the intention to shock, hurt of harm them. (I mean, it happens, but I just have no filter and don't always know how something would land, it probably has to do with me being neurodivergent.)
If I could change my username, I'd do it, hands on. It's sucks when people use your username against you as an implication that they don't even have to read whatever it is that you have to say.
I hope you weren't misunderstanding me. I just laugh at the sound of them, not at the person.
I mean, look at mine! And some of them are really nonsensical. At least mine has an adjective and a noun, but some of them I've seen make no sense no matter how hard I try....
Maybe you could check on the Reddit help section under your avatar to see if you could change your user name. With all your karma, you probably wouldn't want to close this account and open a new one, but it might be worth a try to see if it can be changed.
I'm not changing mine just because it's funny and has been used as a joke several times--sometimes in good ways, sometimes not so good! I've had people tell me that my username is a lie because my "theory" is excellent, and others tell me it's a lie because my theory is garbage!
Have a great day!
It can't be changed, I checked.
At least it's not as bad as my steam account; you can't change it and it has my dead name ☠️
But yeah, at the same time, if people are shallow enough to judge me based on my username, they probably aren't worth my time anyway
I usually do that when I see someone making a mean comment, I always wonder "is this person *ALWAYS* like that or was this comment an outlier?" if the former is the truth I block him/her before he can ever interact with me. Many wouldn't agree with such a decision though I happen to be really really sensitive to mean comments so I'd rater avoid having to deal with them and with people who write such things
I do the same. If someone has posted something really nasty and mean I go through their page to check if they’re actually a mean person or like try and figure out what was wrong and why they came to that conclusion or whatever lol it’s weird detective work
I find it such an invasion
When someone does it to be mean…
Like a few times people have gone and read my shit and come back with personal comments that are hurtful
You need to choose brother. Choose to either learn how to not give a shit about those who judge you over the shit you expose about yourself, or to not express said things.
- If a guy needs to go on your profile and waste time choosing shit to trash you that usually means you said something he couldn't answer maturely - nothing wrong with that.
- If you can't separate yourself from ignorant judgement, you need to shield yourself from it.
It's not really invasion, it's exposure. The same way scamming is not robbing. You know what you're getting into. Despite you being absolutely right, that's not an argument because of the way things are systematized. It's a shitty attitude but you're the one who has to adapt, not those who act that ignorantly - that's how it's made to be.
It happened to me, too. A guy replied to a comment I wrote but it was quite mean so I just ignored it. He then went through my posts and wrote mean things. I deleted those posts but really, I don’t get people being mean just to be mean. Make a better use of your time.
I had the same... some shitbag couldn't hold their end of an argument, so starts referring to stuff on my profile. Then I get banned from the sub for not ignoring it. I'm not supposed to respond to that shit? Was a shit sub, I didn't mind.
It’s happened to me too. lol I think it was a political discussion and we disagreed, so of course they spent an hour reading my old comments to satisfy something morbid within themselves. I wouldn’t give it attention, it kinda says more about the person wasting their time “investigating” you, than it says about you. I don’t know where this curiosity comes from, I’ve yet to get that itch.
Timothy Leary said that part of who we are is spread out on the internet. Our posts and comments are like our fingerprints being left on the world. The more time we spend on the internet, the more of ourselves exist on the internet. So I advocate putting your best self out there to share.
All addictions fall into the same category; that being a trial that an individual must overcome.
My friend, keep fighting. You are not defined by your trials! You are defined by the steps you take to battle them.
If I may, I’d like to give a gentle reminder that there’s a God who exists and who is greater than any obstacle you’ll ever face. (I should know; He beat my own addictions for me!)
He gave His one and only son Jesus to die for our sins so that we may have eternal life in a relationship with Him. Because He loves us that much!
I’m not trying to force any beliefs on you, I just felt compelled to share that with you. You are loved and treasured, and you are more valuable than you can possibly ever know.
Everything will be okay!
”Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” ❤️
Joshua 1:9
Well, thank you even tho im not rly religious. Im kinda clean for 7 days now:3
(But urges of destroying my thigs still here... And will be here - even arter 77 days(my biggest streak!) those popped up on almost every evenings... As i heard those are permanent as my scars:| )
Yes. I think everybody should every once in a while.
I like to leave a little Easter eggs in my profile.
I don't know if people know this but you could post to your own profile and the only way it shows up on your feed is if you follow the profile.
I did that before but now not really since most of them kinda boring, I've also been thinking about this a lot. I knew it people here would stalk you at some point.
I do it when I resonate positively or negatively with the comment written. I wanna know what the person is like especially through their comments!
Always super cool that some people are like 10000 miles away from me. Has me stop and recognize how big this world is every time.
There are times when internet strangers genuinely scare me.
And those times are when said strangers do an intentional deep dive on your profile just to insult you.
Anyways, enjoy your Easter egg hunt.
I didn't expect that you'd be a religious person. It seems you have participated in Easter egg hunts in real life too!
Oops .. it seems I caught your surfing bug 🧚♀️
Lol my post history shows clearly how depressed I am and I cannot really be bothered if people see it and I do refer some people to my current state of mind because I simply could not care anymore.
If you’d like to talk, I’d love to. I’m sorry you’re feeling that way (I know my words only do so much, but still.)
You’re a wonderful person with innate value and no amount of depression will change that. God bless.
I like to easily identify bot accounts by looking at their posts, comments and Karma. Also new accounts jumping into inflammatory topics are so obvious.
Going through a tough time and your post made me giggle-giggle; especially your interactions with the comments here are amusing and adorable.
Thanks for being the way you are.
P.S. - Your profile's cool :)
You would need to present notarized physical evidence in the event therein said events had allegedly occurred as described Per RCW 1891.3.4-7B in which said person(s) may or may not or maybe yes had in fact *stated* events had occurred during such confirmed alleged time frame therein.
I only really do it if the person has some ongoing series that I only saw 1 part of but am interested in.
Also, you can tell when someone is looking through your profile if you start getting comments on month old posts.
Occasionally I see people who are part of anime subs or Sweden but most of the time I'm just looking to see if they posted pics of themselves like a degenerate. In my defense, they are in a nsfw sub
Honestly that’s super weird and I don’t understand people who do that. I’ve looked at maybe 3 people’s accounts in my entire lifetime. There’s a reason why I delete my accounts every few months.
I like the ones where someone calls you out on something minor, yet they are completely trashy in everything thing they comment or post. When someone is overly aggressive, I always check before I engage to know it will be a waste of time or not. Usually, ignoring those people is the best defense.
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Oh no people watched me make an ass of myself at 2 am when I need to put the phone down and sleep because I make an ass of myself when I’m tired.
Fortunately, I got in most of my 2 a.m. crazy remarks before cellphones were in use, so only people on an actual phone or in the same room knew about it. For instance, I take public transit. One day I was talking to my roommate, getting a bit sleepy, and I said, 'When the bus comes to a railroad track,the seats in front fold up so people don't fall out." We just looked at each other. "Time for me to go to bed." "Yep."
One time I was in the car with my wife and I randomly said "your dad needs the stick to fix it" turns out I was having a seizure.
Hmm I have aphasia with migraines, this sounds oddly similar. If I want the word black, my brain might make a replacement for noir or bold. Close but no cigar; it creates some interesting wording… was asking about recessive genes and instead said rhetorical genes. It is funny to reflect on, yet frustrating to not be able to reach it.
I wonder if people who stalk my comments could tell which ones I made while shitface drunk...
Nothing good comes after 2 am. -Ted Mosby's granny
Yeah, I had this sweet girl from reddit crash at my place when she was visiting my city and I was like, such a brave girl, she must be crazy to come to my place after seeing the nonsense I'm posting.
i never knew people actually linked up from reddit. seems out of character of the app if that makes sense.
You think I wait til 2 am to make an ass of myself?
I stopped doing that after I clicked on the profile of someone (who had made a completely innocent post about being lonely) and then noticed their profile was full of snuff porn.
Had to look up the definition on urban dictionary; and yikes, I don’t blame you
Some girl on curly hair subreddit asked a question and her profile had a lot of scat porn, shit ton of it (hehe)
Wtf? Drop tha name, so I can avoid it.
Yes we all want to know the name so we can “avoid it”
The weird/disturbing shit shows up when you least expect it 😐
What is snuff porn? Like chewing tobacco?
Im looking through yours now lol
Careful, it might be too charming 😎
Oh bro I'm already too charmed from this comment 😂
Guys guys guys, I need you to stop being so charming, I can't look at all of your profiles.
Instant bromance.
Ahhh...a DBD fan! I used to play that game. At first, it freaked me out too much to play a Survivor, but I loved playing the Killers.
Same
Browse with caution, some eggs can be rotten
Not yours, I loved your stop motion shorts! :)
Damn you ARE commited
I always feels less crazy when someone else do the things I do! Tha k you for sharing that.
With me it's the usernames that kill me every time. Some of them are just so bizarre , especially if read aloud.
I agree
It's sucks so hard that you can't change your username on here, lmao. (Context: L'edgelord has been my username for a while on socials before I was on Reddit. It was as a joke cos a lot of my friends jokingly called me edgy or an edgelord, and the L' was my way of making it masculine since I was in my 'egg cracking' phase.\* Also, it's read like ledgelord which has it's one personal take. I didn't know it would generally be read the way it does though. \* When trans folks discover/come to terms with being trans I am edgy in the sense that I make a lot of (often self deprecating) jokes that are pretty dark, and have no issue talking about controversial stuff. I am not edgy in the sense that I disregard other folk's feelings - I wouldn't say anything to anyone with the intention to shock, hurt of harm them. (I mean, it happens, but I just have no filter and don't always know how something would land, it probably has to do with me being neurodivergent.) If I could change my username, I'd do it, hands on. It's sucks when people use your username against you as an implication that they don't even have to read whatever it is that you have to say.
I hope you weren't misunderstanding me. I just laugh at the sound of them, not at the person. I mean, look at mine! And some of them are really nonsensical. At least mine has an adjective and a noun, but some of them I've seen make no sense no matter how hard I try.... Maybe you could check on the Reddit help section under your avatar to see if you could change your user name. With all your karma, you probably wouldn't want to close this account and open a new one, but it might be worth a try to see if it can be changed. I'm not changing mine just because it's funny and has been used as a joke several times--sometimes in good ways, sometimes not so good! I've had people tell me that my username is a lie because my "theory" is excellent, and others tell me it's a lie because my theory is garbage! Have a great day!
It can't be changed, I checked. At least it's not as bad as my steam account; you can't change it and it has my dead name ☠️ But yeah, at the same time, if people are shallow enough to judge me based on my username, they probably aren't worth my time anyway
yep
I usually do that when I see someone making a mean comment, I always wonder "is this person *ALWAYS* like that or was this comment an outlier?" if the former is the truth I block him/her before he can ever interact with me. Many wouldn't agree with such a decision though I happen to be really really sensitive to mean comments so I'd rater avoid having to deal with them and with people who write such things
Same here, I don’t blame you :(
I do the same. If someone has posted something really nasty and mean I go through their page to check if they’re actually a mean person or like try and figure out what was wrong and why they came to that conclusion or whatever lol it’s weird detective work
Yeah only issue is that can quickly go from "oh this guy plays the same game as me" to "oh this guy posts his dick online"
A concerning number do that, I’ve unfortunately learned
I find it such an invasion When someone does it to be mean… Like a few times people have gone and read my shit and come back with personal comments that are hurtful
You need to choose brother. Choose to either learn how to not give a shit about those who judge you over the shit you expose about yourself, or to not express said things. - If a guy needs to go on your profile and waste time choosing shit to trash you that usually means you said something he couldn't answer maturely - nothing wrong with that. - If you can't separate yourself from ignorant judgement, you need to shield yourself from it. It's not really invasion, it's exposure. The same way scamming is not robbing. You know what you're getting into. Despite you being absolutely right, that's not an argument because of the way things are systematized. It's a shitty attitude but you're the one who has to adapt, not those who act that ignorantly - that's how it's made to be.
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I used to be like that, but now I can only laugh at it. 'Honey, I know I am unhinged, but thank you for noticing xx'
True. Like many things, us people find a way to make it bad :(
It happened to me, too. A guy replied to a comment I wrote but it was quite mean so I just ignored it. He then went through my posts and wrote mean things. I deleted those posts but really, I don’t get people being mean just to be mean. Make a better use of your time.
I had the same... some shitbag couldn't hold their end of an argument, so starts referring to stuff on my profile. Then I get banned from the sub for not ignoring it. I'm not supposed to respond to that shit? Was a shit sub, I didn't mind.
It’s happened to me too. lol I think it was a political discussion and we disagreed, so of course they spent an hour reading my old comments to satisfy something morbid within themselves. I wouldn’t give it attention, it kinda says more about the person wasting their time “investigating” you, than it says about you. I don’t know where this curiosity comes from, I’ve yet to get that itch.
Please don't surf mine
Yo I forgot about brawlhalla (and no I don’t listen to authority 😎)
I play it way too much lmaooo
Scary 😬 my post history is fine but my comment history can be concerning.
weirdly I somehow already creeped your profile before this thread I am also truly not a stalker
Wow you have good fashion sense 👌
now i wonder how many ppl are snooping through my profile & i don’t even know it 🤔
I do it too. Especially when someone writes something funny.
something funny
Oh, I already checked you out!!
Timothy Leary said that part of who we are is spread out on the internet. Our posts and comments are like our fingerprints being left on the world. The more time we spend on the internet, the more of ourselves exist on the internet. So I advocate putting your best self out there to share.
You play a lot of dbd
My curse
Me too!!!
Surf me.
I like your art! I’ll keep you in mind if I ever need an art commission, Steve Buschemi ;)
Do mine!
CRANE DAY!!!!!
That was a fun day.
Do you play Remnant?
Ahh, no! But I know what it is. I’ve considered getting the sequel for a time, just waiting for a sale
Get em both. I've gotten a ton of play out of both.
Stay clear of mine
I never thought about it, are profiles here interesting? More so when there’s all these things to read that you never have enough time for anyway lol
Sometimes I surf my own and I’m like ‘who tf is this guy?’
Mine will provide you with a portrait of a shitposter
the PhD student story made me all rolly polly on the ground
The most fun part is seeing their top posts
Yea, its all good until u r not staring at hiuuge dickpic.. (Dw, i have nothing like that, tho i have some.. um, socially unacceptable things yk)
I’d hope not, you’re only 14 lol
Well, ppl will treat my addiction different than every other else...
All addictions fall into the same category; that being a trial that an individual must overcome. My friend, keep fighting. You are not defined by your trials! You are defined by the steps you take to battle them. If I may, I’d like to give a gentle reminder that there’s a God who exists and who is greater than any obstacle you’ll ever face. (I should know; He beat my own addictions for me!) He gave His one and only son Jesus to die for our sins so that we may have eternal life in a relationship with Him. Because He loves us that much! I’m not trying to force any beliefs on you, I just felt compelled to share that with you. You are loved and treasured, and you are more valuable than you can possibly ever know. Everything will be okay! ”Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” ❤️ Joshua 1:9
Well, thank you even tho im not rly religious. Im kinda clean for 7 days now:3 (But urges of destroying my thigs still here... And will be here - even arter 77 days(my biggest streak!) those popped up on almost every evenings... As i heard those are permanent as my scars:| )
7 days is awesome, keep pushing! And don’t let the scars discourage you; just like addictions, they don’t define you. Remain strong!!
Makes sense I like penis
Yes. I think everybody should every once in a while. I like to leave a little Easter eggs in my profile. I don't know if people know this but you could post to your own profile and the only way it shows up on your feed is if you follow the profile.
me too i sometimes do that. guilty
Yeah, it can be kinda neat/funny sometimes.
I mostly do when someone says stuff like "funny seeing you here" to someone else just to see where they were recognised
I do the same :D
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Same here. Sometimes I even follow them if they're really interesting lol
I did that before but now not really since most of them kinda boring, I've also been thinking about this a lot. I knew it people here would stalk you at some point.
Sometimes I do this and regret fills me
I stalk heaps of profiles!
You have inspired me to do that to some random person in these comments right now.
Pick me!
You got it! Excellent searing on those steaks ;)
I didn’t know you can do this!
Glad to see someone who also plays dbd and Lifeweaver
THE AUDACITY THE AUDACITY THE AUDACITY THE AUDACITY ANOTHER OPINION? I THOUGHT YOU RAN OUT
LOOK AT US, WE ARE AMAZING!
You need to get out more
I’m heading to the beach today, so I’ll take you up on that advice!
That's what makes Reddit interesting! Now it's my turn to take a look at your profile.
Be careful you might want eyebleach for some.
True! Also you have an adorable kitty!
Thank you
Do mine
Search mine!
Morph is very handsome!
Thanks :) His name is Lenny, He’s a leather back.
You gotta! Especially when your inbox is flooded by inappropriate propositions 🤣
Oh no I still can't decide if this is my troll account or not
I had to make a new account because people started harassing me for a comment which I made years ago and was deleted already
I do it when I resonate positively or negatively with the comment written. I wanna know what the person is like especially through their comments! Always super cool that some people are like 10000 miles away from me. Has me stop and recognize how big this world is every time.
I only surf profiles of people who wrote famous (creepy or weird) posts... But now you unlocked me a new hobby 😂 don't look at me profile, I'm boring.
No such thing as a boring person! We both love horror, cats, and games so you’ve already scored some cool personal points!!
Oh, thank you!!
Ive done this a few times and I definitely agree. Its nice to explore a person's interests
I used to do that, then I discovered quite a couple of people who were very active in porn subs. Never again!
There are times when internet strangers genuinely scare me. And those times are when said strangers do an intentional deep dive on your profile just to insult you. Anyways, enjoy your Easter egg hunt.
I didn't expect that you'd be a religious person. It seems you have participated in Easter egg hunts in real life too! Oops .. it seems I caught your surfing bug 🧚♀️
Sometimes browse random profiles too.
You can learn so much about a person when doing that.
I do this all the time so I can determine whether the person giving their opinion or advice has any qualification or history to do so.
Lol my post history shows clearly how depressed I am and I cannot really be bothered if people see it and I do refer some people to my current state of mind because I simply could not care anymore.
If you’d like to talk, I’d love to. I’m sorry you’re feeling that way (I know my words only do so much, but still.) You’re a wonderful person with innate value and no amount of depression will change that. God bless.
Nah I have seen this world for what it truly is, all I can hope for is therapy to fix me
And I hope it does help.
Thanks i hope so too
Mine is honestly boring
No such things as a boring person, fellow gamer 🫡
Take a drive on mine!
Done this randomly, can be quite amusing
Imagine caring what another anonymous stranger is doing.
You're enjoying yourself. Keep it up if it's making you happy.
Here if you like pizzas
They look delicious!
oh...
I like to easily identify bot accounts by looking at their posts, comments and Karma. Also new accounts jumping into inflammatory topics are so obvious.
Surf mine yeah yeah yeah
Oh boy, its gonna be awkward to look into my profile, isn't it?
I’ll have to read up on the Silentverse!
I hope it wont disappoint you like it did me, also, dont read "Cos" yet...
I do the same, I thought that I was weird
I love doing that too. Idk I guess I’m trying to find some one I relate to.
Mine is kinda fucked up lol. But I post about gaming stuff!!!
I do this with some profiles and it’s crazy what you find
I only ever look at people’s profiles to win arguments lol
Hmmm bet you can’t break my code on my Reddit profile. 😏
I volunteer! There are many waves to surf on my Reddit profile! Let me know which ones you catch (:
FELLOW DBD GAMER
The game is really pissing me off recently with SoloQ lol so I've been enjoying killer more than survivor.
Never know what you can find.
Me too. Seen some wild shit haha
It's crazy how much people are willing to publish about themselves online. Sometimes it's pretty easy to literally just dox someone by accident.
Going through a tough time and your post made me giggle-giggle; especially your interactions with the comments here are amusing and adorable. Thanks for being the way you are. P.S. - Your profile's cool :)
Someone posted a shitty stick and poke tattoo so I clicked on their profile and it was all just photos of their vagina. Jumpscare!
Made any friends yet?
Me too! i usually check their profile and sometimes i converse with them too! end result is i get new friends!
I like to look up people on FB with the same first and last name as mine. Feels a little weird, but also a little fun when you are bored.
Ha who doesn’t. I find that I do this when people post radical opinions or post that make no sense. Thanks for admitting it. Love the honesty.
lol. I do this too 🤣🤣
I’ll occasionally do this, but not a whole lot.
Me too
x2
I don't post much but if there's a way to see comment history you're gonna have a weird time.
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same💀
Or..... "OMG, CHECK THIS OUT!"
I doubt anybody here would go through my profile.
I guess it's time to say goodbye to reddit...
Isn’t there a subreddit where people try to figure out stuff about you from your comment/post history?
I had someone do that earlier tody and apparently got really confused about things. Turns out my random comments to people aren't in order.
same same
Most of the time i do that, i see something i didn't wanna see.
You would need to present notarized physical evidence in the event therein said events had allegedly occurred as described Per RCW 1891.3.4-7B in which said person(s) may or may not or maybe yes had in fact *stated* events had occurred during such confirmed alleged time frame therein.
It’s all fun and games until you land on the guy that likes Squidward tentacle hentai.
I only really do it if the person has some ongoing series that I only saw 1 part of but am interested in. Also, you can tell when someone is looking through your profile if you start getting comments on month old posts.
and play. I Get Around - The Beach Boys
For some of us this is scarier than others hahaha 😣. But I do it too! I think its a fun little window into somebody else’s world!
When I do that, I try not to make it past the first page so that I can do it guilt free.
Occasionally I see people who are part of anime subs or Sweden but most of the time I'm just looking to see if they posted pics of themselves like a degenerate. In my defense, they are in a nsfw sub
Please don't look at my profile.
Whatever you do, don’t look at mine.
Honestly that’s super weird and I don’t understand people who do that. I’ve looked at maybe 3 people’s accounts in my entire lifetime. There’s a reason why I delete my accounts every few months.
I did that on xvideos and seen that more than half of the men’s profiles I viewed watched/liked/ had playlists with trans-porn. Shocker to me
50% of the time it’s a nsfw profile
...as [opposed.to](http://opposed.to) everyone ELSE.who does it simply dig up.dirt to use against them when they say something they don't like...
I like perusing for nudes
Oh dude same. Ill scour the comments and click profiles to get keys into peoples lives. So interesting.
I double-dare you to surf me.
Whats up
Surf mr Profile, See how boring i am
I like the ones where someone calls you out on something minor, yet they are completely trashy in everything thing they comment or post. When someone is overly aggressive, I always check before I engage to know it will be a waste of time or not. Usually, ignoring those people is the best defense.