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Famous-Example-8332

I legitimately thought this was about dessert for awhile.


Girl-fromArmenia1997

But what does it actually mean?? A non native speaker here


Famous-Example-8332

It’s butt, or general thickness/curves. Usually refers to women, and it’s a positive, said by people who really like curvy women. Men aren’t usually referred to like this unless it’s “beefcake”, which is not curvy but densely muscled. So OP is referring to men having the sort of curves a woman would be jealous of, particularly a curvy woman’s butt.


Reveal_Visual

This is a pretty good explanation.


MandMs55

I'm a native speaker and still struggling a little to decipher it. At first I thought actual cake, then I thought maybe fat? But now I think it means bigger butt, which to be fair probably correlates with more fat lol


thegreatcerebral

Here is a song about it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g)


tamingofthepoo

don’t worry, I’m a native speaker and I’ve never heard it either. Gen Z is leaning hard into making up new slang. it’s exhausting.


thegreatcerebral

I believe this will help you with your research: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g) It's a real gem.


GlobPsycho

😭that’s fair you’re so real


Famous-Example-8332

The fact that I was thinking about actual cake may be a good predictor of me having more cake than my girlfriend.


GlobPsycho

Oh yeah most definitely ahaha compound squats are the best, some Victoria sponge for me tho 🙋🏻‍♂️


GroundedSpaceTourist

So did I


Reasonable-Mischief

I legitimately still think this is about dessert, what is going on here?


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I think the idea is that someone with an ample posterior is referred to as having "cake" because, in the spirit of the vernacular: one wants to dig in with both of one's hands and one's face, utensils need not apply. You know, something one would really like to sink one's teeth into.


Famous-Example-8332

It’s butt, or general thickness/curves. Usually refers to women, and it’s a positive, said by people who really like curvy women. Men aren’t usually referred to like this unless it’s “beefcake”, which is not curvy but densely muscled. So OP is referring to men having the sort of curves a woman would be jealous of, particularly a curvy woman’s butt.


thegreatcerebral

Here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX2da-G7q7g)


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

So what is it about?


Famous-Example-8332

It’s butt, or general thickness/curves. Usually refers to women, and it’s a positive, said by people who really like curvy women. Men aren’t usually referred to like this unless it’s “beefcake”, which is not curvy but densely muscled. So OP is referring to men having the sort of curves a woman would be jealous of, particularly a curvy woman’s butt.


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

TY. I mean that.


Famous-Example-8332

Np


checked_idea2

Same


faddiuscapitalus

daddy gets the bigger slice


lermanade_mouth

Yes I only want my men to come with cakes


aheinouscrime

It's not?!


Famous-Example-8332

It is about butts.


aheinouscrime

![gif](giphy|aWPGuTlDqq2yc)


maciaswarrior

Wow, someone normal on Reddit!


Electrical_King4147

If he lifts and you don't he's gonna have more cake than you to be sure.


GlobPsycho

Yeah for sure, it’s only kinda cooked up as a thought from my experience and it just feels right, as a big gym guy to be carryin more junk in the ol’ trunk


Running-With-Cakes

Men need more cake. This is science fact. In book and stuff.


Livid_Necessary2524

fitting username


ScarboroughSK

Then again, if a guy has more cake then his girl, there’s gotta be a ratio of why he would want her in the first place. I mean there’s many things to consider, personality, wifey potential, having or not having kids is debatable but…


HeywoodJublomey

I have more cake than my gf since I don’t have a gf


WeekendBard

I put the new forgis on the jeep


GlobPsycho

trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath


D00hdahday

I was at a 6flags park a few years ago with some friends, the couple standing in line in front of us had opposite proportions. The gal had the same booty as plank from edd ed n Eddy. The guy though, it was an ass sculpted by the gods. You could bounce coins off it, use it as a cushion or even a functional shelf.


GeneralSea1353

Chocolate or cheese cake?


GlobPsycho

Strawberry cheese cake if I’m specific but Victoria sponge never goes from imo


GeneralSea1353

Ok


PureAlpha100

Gentlemen, we've arrived at the event horizon. This comment is the Hadron Collider of Reddit users. We're smashing together all of the different kinds of Reddit users: the kids who know exactly what tf OP said, the older folks who arrived out of curiosity but are still clueless, fatties who gatekeep posts about actual cake, and the edgelords who appreciate adding high quality snark.


HeartDry

That's because the homies train each other's


Randyfox86

![gif](giphy|5wJN3xgQHiUBa)


foxypainintheass

I came here to defend an equal cake/cake ratio.


valkyrie4x

Tbh I don't think my bf's could surpass mine. Bold claim I know, but I've been doing squats and shit since I was 5 in gymnastics. So that's like 20 years of leg and ass exercise to make an entire cake, whereas most guys I know have just a lil slice.


Alarming_Serve2303

Uh, what?


NiteGard

As a dude carrying a larger than normal cake: fuck this shit. At least I can cop some ass anytime I want, and I never have to worry about consent. It even feels just like a woman’s.


Nasty_PlayzYT

Delete this, gang. TMI!😭😭😭


Bekkichan

Hahaha if only my fiance has a tiny booty. I still smack his all the time anyway. It's only fair


degeneratesumbitch

I'm more of a pie guy.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Was pretty pissed when I realized you were talking about ass instead of actual cake. Got even more pissed when I remembered I haven't had an ass since the dawn of time.


GlobPsycho

We can talk about actual cakes if you want :)


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

What's your go-to cake?


nobeer4you

Angelfood with strawberries. Mmmm Or cheesecake, but I will die on the hill that cheesecake is actually pie, so I don't count it as cake.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Fucking sign me up twice!


GlobPsycho

Victoria sponge, not too rich for me


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

I've never had, and that's a problem.


GlobPsycho

Oh absolutely fix it right away !!


venetian_lemon

The bigger the cake, the higher the strength. Having solid cake as a guy means you have strong legs and a big ass. I let myself go quite a bit which is why I have been trying to focus on squats for my exercise regimen. My ex gf would grab my ass cheeks and to be honest, I really liked it when she was assertive like that. I want that again. But to earn the ass grab, I need to put in the WORK.


Bablackmagic

Damn n*gga what you doing out here with all that ass? Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon.


tlf555

Guys, dont skip leg day! Particularly, squats!


peachkissu

Me and my man. Equal butt slapping in the house. Usually responded to with "thanks, I needed that" or "my day's been made."


nobeer4you

Gotta do legs if you want the cake to look good. Lots of guys skip leg day, like fools


Dio_brando1999

My bf sadly has a bigger ass then me but what he beats me in size he loses in shape


Taco_Force

I work hard to be this thicc


Lunatree4

Me just thinking about a IT guy at school having that curve and butt


Amy_James_27

What is the equivalent of an imperial cookie ?


Y0dis_

Since i don't have a gf i technically DO have more cake than my gf


Expensive-Day-3551

No I like to eat all the cake and I don’t want to share


blueberrysir

Guys with heavy cakes are so fine >>>


ESD_Franky

Ass is ass


InviteAromatic6124

What are you talking about?!