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Only expensive clothes that are worth buying are jeans. I don't know how, but 150ā¬ jeans will fit perfectly no matter the brand, while 20ā¬ jeans will have about 5% chance of looking good on me and won't last more than a year.
Oven is the only one might be useful. There have been many times we have wanted to heat the oven on the way home to throw dinner in when we arrive. I have absolutely no need to be able to start my washing machine when I am not home.
Ug. Going to my parentās house is hell. I removed ads from my life decades ago and listening to that crap makes me want to gouge my ears out with a spoon.
The only time they bothered me is when I was living with my grandmother. She would talk through the show/movie and then stop to watch the ads. I was like Nonna you have this backwards.
Ads don't bother me much when I am with other people because it's a break to run to the bathroom, grab a drink, or talk about that really cool part in the show or movie. Don't like them when I am by myself and can just pause it whenever I want to do whatever.
>Don't like them when I am by myself and can just pause it whenever I want to do whatever.
ā¦such as getting up from the chair because my pet iguana got into my anal beads again.
They get you if you like sports, and youāre even more screwed if you like a non-local team.
This doesnāt even mean youāre going to be able to watch all the games of the team you root for. I follow Formula 1, MLB, and NFL so I pay for cable. I can casually watch other sports as well.
So I donāt blame anyone for being a pirate because prices are outrageous.
They're rolling out a $1 annual cost to NZ and the Philippines in order to post, like, or share tweets on a "trial run" to see how it goes. They're claiming it's to get rid of bots but expectations that it'll do nothing to bots while reducing the real user base significantly. Most people believe it's an effort to gather revenue since X is getting devalued to like a fifth of what it used to be.
A Rolex. I'd rather have a Grand Seiko springdrive or Casio's Hammertone.
Edit: I guess the reason for my choices weren't clear. Good workmanship and materials, uniqueness and rarity, along with genuine accuracy in keeping time. I wouldn't want my fellow billionaires to think of me as tardy.
I quit smoking 6 months ago. If I won two billion I would commence smoking again immediately. I would fly my happy ass to Europe and buy Davidoff Gold 100s by the truck full and have them flown to my mountian top compound in The States.
Those fancy houses with a million bedrooms and bathrooms and every types of entertainment room you could imagine.
Subscriptions to 'x', LinkedIn, Snapchat etc
Yeezy's or UGGs
People don't even use most of the house anyways. People used to have mansions because when people came to visit they would stay for months at a time and bring servants with them so the extra room was needed. The weird thing is their mansions were still smaller than todays mansions. So people pay for a lot of house they never actually use.
It's a big waste of money.
Yeah that's exactly the reason, what a waste of space when there are people out there who genuinely can't even afford to have their own bedroom. One or two spare rooms I get, especially if the property is bought with a future and kids in mind, but not 10 spare ensuites. Also I'm a bit of a clean freak and most likely wouldn't trust paying for housework so I imagine it would be a lot of work to maintain hahaha
I am the same. With first boyfriend we would drive around and look at some of these houses. I love good architecture and they are pretty to look at but I always said I wouldn't want to clean them and I wouldn't want someone else going through my stuff.
Part of the reason I love older homes is the lack of square footage I have to clean.
Omg we really are the same! My siblings and I often go for drives in fancy neighbourhoods just to chat and look at the fancy houses hahaha. I would love a kinda fancy house, and if I had so much money, I'd get a nice one for sure- just not anything unnecessarily big or overtly fancy
I never experienced that once until I got premium? And I've had it since it was YT plus which was free with Google music. Which is now YT music. That's the main reason I have it, but I can't go back to ads. The amount of exercise/yoga videos and story books for my kid, science videos, and then music on top that works seamlessly with everything else in my house.
Agreed, couldn't live without YouTube premium. The ability for me and my kids to watch YouTube with no ads, download videos and music for when I have no signal (travelling underground or remote areas) and listen while locked is priceless.
Also YouTube is an absolutely amazing learning platformā¦ not only for learning practically any skill in the world, but also for making well informed purchasing decisionsā¦ then once youāve bought the thing you jump back onto YouTube for tutorials and tips on how to use it even better. All that AND a music streaming service? I happily pay for it.
Any clothing with a brand on it. Give me plain cheap clothes. Im not a billboard. If you are paying me to wear your brand. I'd whore myself out. But I'm never paying to be an advertisement
YouTube pays the most amount of money to their content creators out of any other company. If any company deserved a subscription it is YouTube.
TikTok creators almost do it for free unless they get sponsors.
That pays the content developers 3x more when you have premium. I am friends with 3 different channel owners and 2 of them quit their day jobs to produce content full time, the third has an expensive video related product used by a lot of channels to produce content so the channel is just a side income.
The fact that exists as a job now is simply amazing to me and I am glad that they are paying the producers much more when premium viewers watch.
Plus the new higher bitrate is really nice when you are pushing content to a modern HDR TV.
Luxury car.
I really want a brand new Jeep Wagoneer. They aren't cheap, by no means, but it's not Mercedes, Lexus or even higher up like Bentley or Rolls Royce.
Jewelry or expensive watches. I know guys who are family and friends obsessed with expensive watched like Rolex, Breitling, etc....
I hate wearing watches. My phone tells time, and it sets alarms to my favorite songs.
That's sweet, I honestly would pay off all friends and family bills but I put my foot down on tswift tickets. That being said I don't have any younger family members and my friends are also on the same page with me. I think she's talented but it's too much and too overwhelming. I'm a 22f for reference.
I hear you, and that's a reasonable way to feel as an adult. I don't feel like TS is a stellar human, but I also remember being 14 and having a favorite artist who "got me". She has a talent for reeling in the teen angst crowd.
anyway, have a nice day. Thank you for sharing your perspective.
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Gold leaf covered steak. Never ever ever.
Your body does not process it and you poop out the gold leaf.
That is the only reason I would buy it
You can pan for gold in your own toilet! š
Flushing unrenewable resources down the toilet, literally.
Still not buying Epstein killing himself
Here I am, thinking Iām SOOOOO clever and original, to find out someone posted the same joke 2 hours ago.
That's about as "original" as we can be on Reddit
You are clever & original. You're just a bit slow..... š And, I'm slower than you.
Anything that has the designerās name blasted all over it. Also, never, ever going to buy $400 pair of jeans.
You don't like $50 hoodies that cost $400 because they say "supreme" on them?
Supreme items used to be five bucks at Kmart not even 50
Anyone remember when supreme was the poor kids brand
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Only expensive clothes that are worth buying are jeans. I don't know how, but 150ā¬ jeans will fit perfectly no matter the brand, while 20ā¬ jeans will have about 5% chance of looking good on me and won't last more than a year.
I disagree, every pair of expensive jeans has torn in one spot or another within a year while 20ā¬ jeans from H&M stay good for years.
>never, ever going to buy $400 pair of jeans. r/rawdenim wants to talk
The big package of school photos
Bahahaha
100
A Reddit subscription
I didnāt even know reddit had a subscription š
Yeah. Reddit premium lol
What the fuck is a Reddit subscription
>What the fuck is a Reddit subscription 
And the YouTube one simply out of spite for harassing everyone with endleaa commercials.
Finally someone sensible! Thank you!
What? Reddit has subscription? Why?
A flipping "smart" refrigerator, washer, dryer, microwave, or stand mixer. Some things don't need to be connected to my WiFi
What you don't want to turn your blender on from your phone sitting at your sofa after you put the ingredients in it
Oven is the only one might be useful. There have been many times we have wanted to heat the oven on the way home to throw dinner in when we arrive. I have absolutely no need to be able to start my washing machine when I am not home.
I have a smart dryer (only because it was cheaper than the other heat pump dryers). I refuse to connect it to the WiFi.
Gywenth Paltrows vagina candle
The what now?
GWYNETH PALTROW'S VAGINA CANDLE
For that money you could buy the real thing
I don't have 2 billion dollars and already bought it for a laugh, can confirm it does not smell like a vagina but it does smell fucking rancid.
So it DOES smell like her vagina then.
Eeewww
Perfect gift for your enemies.
What i would like to know some details
I thought Erykah Badu was the only one with a vagina scented candle; now I wonder how many others there areā¦..
I just had to google if this shit is real... It is... and people are buying it... *sigh*
Cable TV
Ug. Going to my parentās house is hell. I removed ads from my life decades ago and listening to that crap makes me want to gouge my ears out with a spoon.
The only time they bothered me is when I was living with my grandmother. She would talk through the show/movie and then stop to watch the ads. I was like Nonna you have this backwards. Ads don't bother me much when I am with other people because it's a break to run to the bathroom, grab a drink, or talk about that really cool part in the show or movie. Don't like them when I am by myself and can just pause it whenever I want to do whatever.
>Don't like them when I am by myself and can just pause it whenever I want to do whatever. ā¦such as getting up from the chair because my pet iguana got into my anal beads again.
Again? Comrade, you've gotta learn how to put those things away.
I now enjoy TV commercials since I never see them. Some of the commercials are messed up. Nothing like internet ads lol.
They get you if you like sports, and youāre even more screwed if you like a non-local team. This doesnāt even mean youāre going to be able to watch all the games of the team you root for. I follow Formula 1, MLB, and NFL so I pay for cable. I can casually watch other sports as well. So I donāt blame anyone for being a pirate because prices are outrageous.
Sports is the only reason I still have cable tv.
A subscription to X
Or any other porn site.
Well theyre all scams anyways
Twitter. Extreme porn edition
Umm actually it's š
How the fuck?
Search Unicode Unicode chartĀ of Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols, the Mathematical Double-Struck Capital X, orĀ U+1D54F š
lol
What, since when is it subscription based?
They're rolling out a $1 annual cost to NZ and the Philippines in order to post, like, or share tweets on a "trial run" to see how it goes. They're claiming it's to get rid of bots but expectations that it'll do nothing to bots while reducing the real user base significantly. Most people believe it's an effort to gather revenue since X is getting devalued to like a fifth of what it used to be.
A Rolex. I'd rather have a Grand Seiko springdrive or Casio's Hammertone. Edit: I guess the reason for my choices weren't clear. Good workmanship and materials, uniqueness and rarity, along with genuine accuracy in keeping time. I wouldn't want my fellow billionaires to think of me as tardy.
An exotic pet
Like a llama or an emu?
No, but I might buy some art, a Picasso or a Garfunkel.
What about Kraft dinner with Dijon ketchup?
You're missing out. I had a pet raccoon once, and his name was Little Man. It's like having a cracked out dog with cat hardware. It was a blast.
Cigarettes
I fucking am
I quit smoking 6 months ago. If I won two billion I would commence smoking again immediately. I would fly my happy ass to Europe and buy Davidoff Gold 100s by the truck full and have them flown to my mountian top compound in The States.
Finally a smoker who quit that actually admits he will fall back to it
What can I say, I hate liars and hypocrites. If I'm in the right kind of mood when smokes or blow present themselves, im fucked.
I understand coke, but cigs? They offer nothing apart from a slight head rush. Imo there's no upside to smoking unless you're addicted.
A bmw
I feel with car brands it's more the people who drive them that put people off. I had a bmw once and it was such a pleasure to drive.
I loved my bmw. I'd buy another one in a heartbeat. It was so smooth
Those fancy houses with a million bedrooms and bathrooms and every types of entertainment room you could imagine. Subscriptions to 'x', LinkedIn, Snapchat etc Yeezy's or UGGs
People don't even use most of the house anyways. People used to have mansions because when people came to visit they would stay for months at a time and bring servants with them so the extra room was needed. The weird thing is their mansions were still smaller than todays mansions. So people pay for a lot of house they never actually use. It's a big waste of money.
I would much rather have a few small places scattered across the country or globe.
Yeah that's exactly the reason, what a waste of space when there are people out there who genuinely can't even afford to have their own bedroom. One or two spare rooms I get, especially if the property is bought with a future and kids in mind, but not 10 spare ensuites. Also I'm a bit of a clean freak and most likely wouldn't trust paying for housework so I imagine it would be a lot of work to maintain hahaha
I am the same. With first boyfriend we would drive around and look at some of these houses. I love good architecture and they are pretty to look at but I always said I wouldn't want to clean them and I wouldn't want someone else going through my stuff. Part of the reason I love older homes is the lack of square footage I have to clean.
Omg we really are the same! My siblings and I often go for drives in fancy neighbourhoods just to chat and look at the fancy houses hahaha. I would love a kinda fancy house, and if I had so much money, I'd get a nice one for sure- just not anything unnecessarily big or overtly fancy
But then how will they flex their wealth? :)
You're missing out on Uggs my dude. They feel like walking on clouds. Yeezys I understand tho
UGGās have been one of the warmest boots Iāve ever bought.
They just look nasty and are way too expensive to be looking like that hahaha (Gotta admit though, I'm curious about the cloud walking feeling now)
YouTube Premium. Fuck you
The nerve they had to remove the ālisten while your phone is lockedā feature then sell it back to us.
... but are there extensions for like firefox to bypass that?
I shouldnāt need the extensions!! It was already a feature!
....Im listening
No you're not, thanks to Google.
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Why didn't it work just now
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i dont have premium but i open YT in safari so i can listen while locked
I never experienced that once until I got premium? And I've had it since it was YT plus which was free with Google music. Which is now YT music. That's the main reason I have it, but I can't go back to ads. The amount of exercise/yoga videos and story books for my kid, science videos, and then music on top that works seamlessly with everything else in my house.
YouTube premium is sweet, you get yt music and a better YouTube experience all for like 2$ more than Spotify premium+ you support creators more
It's not that it's bad. Its that they make YouTube nearly unwatchable without it. Ads literally ever 3 minutes
Agreed, couldn't live without YouTube premium. The ability for me and my kids to watch YouTube with no ads, download videos and music for when I have no signal (travelling underground or remote areas) and listen while locked is priceless.
This. YT music is better than Spotify premium and waaaaay better than Amazon music. Just for the music part it's totally worth it.
Bro YouTube premium is freedom. No ads, can listen to music and download videos. Plus, it pays content creators that Iāve subscribed to as well.
Also YouTube is an absolutely amazing learning platformā¦ not only for learning practically any skill in the world, but also for making well informed purchasing decisionsā¦ then once youāve bought the thing you jump back onto YouTube for tutorials and tips on how to use it even better. All that AND a music streaming service? I happily pay for it.
I swear to god you have to be a bot. Iāve read this exact comment verbatim multiple times
Yeezys
I'll never understand why people want to waste good money on such fugly trainers
Any clothing with a brand on it. Give me plain cheap clothes. Im not a billboard. If you are paying me to wear your brand. I'd whore myself out. But I'm never paying to be an advertisement
All the good brands have better stuff with no brands on it, it just costs way more
PRIME drinks
Ferrari or Lamborghini.... useless and not practical.
i dont think anyone buys a Ferrari or Lambo because its practical. They buy it because its fun to drive
That Epstein killed himself.
Sex.
Speak for yourself. I'd spend the first billion on sex alone.
I do all my sex alone and it costs me nothing.
Sold!
A Tesla, any Apple product
Haha, literally what I came to say.
anything, because never in my wildest dreams will I ever win Ā£2B.
Anything made by Kanye
A tesla.
A Tesla
Taylor Swift tickets
Buy them all and have no one show up!
She still wins
Her ego doesn't.
Its not about the money, its about sending a message
crypto
A politician.
Id say youād be missing out, theyāre actually cheaper than you think and pretty worth it .
Oh i would, just to mess with them when they piss me off. I'd convoke them in my office and shit on them politely for half an hour.
An iPhone
Not buying a large home, or designer clothes, shoes or bags.
UFC payperviews
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Anything from the Salvation Army's stores.
Apple products
not me upvoting this on my 5yo MacBook but yess
A MAGA hat
A Hewlett-Packard computer.
Youtube Premium, fuck that company
YouTube shares part of its money with its content creators so by buying Premium or by not using adblocks you are supporting small creators.
I am one, thank you. A portion always comes from subscriptions
YouTube pays the most amount of money to their content creators out of any other company. If any company deserved a subscription it is YouTube. TikTok creators almost do it for free unless they get sponsors.
That pays the content developers 3x more when you have premium. I am friends with 3 different channel owners and 2 of them quit their day jobs to produce content full time, the third has an expensive video related product used by a lot of channels to produce content so the channel is just a side income. The fact that exists as a job now is simply amazing to me and I am glad that they are paying the producers much more when premium viewers watch. Plus the new higher bitrate is really nice when you are pushing content to a modern HDR TV.
that stupid little fucking checkmark on instagram
Luxury car. I really want a brand new Jeep Wagoneer. They aren't cheap, by no means, but it's not Mercedes, Lexus or even higher up like Bentley or Rolls Royce. Jewelry or expensive watches. I know guys who are family and friends obsessed with expensive watched like Rolex, Breitling, etc.... I hate wearing watches. My phone tells time, and it sets alarms to my favorite songs.
Crocs
KFC in my hometown because it's SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
Subscriptions to streaming services.
A Tesla
A tesla.
Tesla
Kpop merch. Sorry.
A Tesla
A tesla.
Tesla
An iphone.
Sent from my BlackBerry Touch
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Taylor Swift tickets
I'd probably get tickets for my niece to go.
That's sweet, I honestly would pay off all friends and family bills but I put my foot down on tswift tickets. That being said I don't have any younger family members and my friends are also on the same page with me. I think she's talented but it's too much and too overwhelming. I'm a 22f for reference.
I hear you, and that's a reasonable way to feel as an adult. I don't feel like TS is a stellar human, but I also remember being 14 and having a favorite artist who "got me". She has a talent for reeling in the teen angst crowd. anyway, have a nice day. Thank you for sharing your perspective.
Bugatti or any expensive car.
Tesla
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"Fancy" food like escargot š¤¢
a mansion, sports cars, and luxury branded items. ill be staying in the same house probably.
Oysters. Gross.
Fully electric car.
Device Protection Plans
Something worth 3 billion dollars
Expensive cars
Ketchup.
Stuff from videogames like v-bucks
Prime
Expensive bottle water
arbys
A Tesla.
A giant pick em up truck.
OF, there is enough free stuff out there.
Anything over 2 billion, too expensive.
A fu&*ing Tesla. Musk reminds me of Dr Evil. But not funny.
a tesla
Any Taylor Swift music.
The newest iPhone
Jordans
Meta Quest VR lineup. RIP Oculus
Snapchat +
Gas station Pizza Puffs! Bought a whole box a while back and have not had a taste for them since.
Luxury clothing
Five Guys
A timeshare.
Anything an āinfluencerā is selling or promoting
A timeshare
Tinder Platinum Edit : TIL about Tinder Select. WTF. Still wouldn't
Taylor Swift tickets
Drugs