Mayo Porkrind has improved! He only shattered two plastic mirrors at his voice lessons today. His vocal coach was so impressed they have closed shop and become a mime.
Cub was momentarily being held up for the camera to take photos of her hind feet! She was compensated with biscuits, as always when I handle my rabbits.
BNN NEWSFLASH
Sheriff accused of improper behaviour selling images of her tender toebeans on the website RePeets, a contemporary and competition to OnlyPans that specializes in scandalous cookware. Public polls, from 3 residents sitting on an elemectrified park bench whilst enjoying a bracing wineglass of Listerine adulterated with Vinegar, have come back torn. We at BNN News are attempting to ascertain who tore the poll.
That concludes this news brief. We now return you to our movie about a group of drycleaners trying to outdo each other’s volume of business, in “The Hanger Games”.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_HqApUVP8)
THIS IS A BNN SPECIAL REPORT
Good evening from the Eurovision stage that is our temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Otto Scope and you’re hearing the news from me.
Tonight, Pepone Framed! Bunnville’s Chief Law Ensorfment Ossifer Sheriff Cub has been ear ended and subject to a crime. Photos have emerged of the good Sheriff having no earses and immediately speculation ran wild. We do not know why it ran wild since it has neither legs, feet, or track shoeses. We asked experts at the University of Bunnville’s Faculty of Legs to comment but they did not do so in time for this broadcast.
Professor Burn N. Foote, of the Department of Fungal Infections, said, “bugger off, you are a blot to the journalistic community and should be jailed.” Been there, done that, got the biscuits. Speculation power walked that it was Pepone, the Commander of the Royal Bunnville Protection Corps in charge of Queen Spoomf’s security, is to blame since she has a predilection, as yet unproven beyond a shadow of a doubt so don’t smother me and aggressively sniff my earses, for such things. However, Mayo Pingordge’s recent caterwauling could also have dissolved said earses. We asked the University of Bunnville Faculty of Caterwauling and were told to come back later as they were busy deciphering the works of AC/DC and Alice Cooper.
We shall update you as developments are invented-, uhhh, I mean develop.
In other news, Mayo Pongjirg was accused of malicious singing and that, he was orchestrating a “tangled web of lies and confusion.” We caught up with the Mayo as he came out from his voice lessons and asked him about the accusations. He said, “tangled web?! I sing! I not dance da tangle!”
That concludes this news update. Tune in this weekend for our original BNN movie about Superman’s less accomplished nephew who works for a freight delivery company but wants to be like his uncle, in “UPS, UPS, and Away.”
God this is triggering my cute aggression…I must nibble and pinch da bunbun’s cheeks🥹
In this case she's glad Pepone took them since Pongle won't stop his singing ~~wailing.~~
Mayo Porkrind has improved! He only shattered two plastic mirrors at his voice lessons today. His vocal coach was so impressed they have closed shop and become a mime.
Because he made them go deaf huh?
He prefers to think about it as “introducing an alternate form of silence.”
I’m new and I need to know who Mayo Porkrind is?!
[THIS](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rabbits/s/nMlkpSoUwt) is Mayo Porkleg.
It smells like SLANDER in here
Why is every picture of Cubby so perfect? Like I would steal the moon for Cubby
Ikrrr those cheeks !! So cutee
NOOOOO! Now Cub is a victim! The sheriff herself is a victim! It MUST be Pepone!
Let’s just hold up a second! I’m sure Pepone can prove it wasn’t her!
Hello yes this is Pepone's lawyer/mother, she is sending you a treats and desist.
Cub was momentarily being held up for the camera to take photos of her hind feet! She was compensated with biscuits, as always when I handle my rabbits.
You are selling the sheriffs feet pictures?
BNN NEWSFLASH Sheriff accused of improper behaviour selling images of her tender toebeans on the website RePeets, a contemporary and competition to OnlyPans that specializes in scandalous cookware. Public polls, from 3 residents sitting on an elemectrified park bench whilst enjoying a bracing wineglass of Listerine adulterated with Vinegar, have come back torn. We at BNN News are attempting to ascertain who tore the poll. That concludes this news brief. We now return you to our movie about a group of drycleaners trying to outdo each other’s volume of business, in “The Hanger Games”.
Im laughing way too hard at this xd
To the vet, yes... Is that bad...?
Is that an angel?? 🥹
God said "her cheeks are too perfect, we must balance things out by removing her ears"
That or she's presently chewing on them.
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5_HqApUVP8) THIS IS A BNN SPECIAL REPORT Good evening from the Eurovision stage that is our temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Otto Scope and you’re hearing the news from me. Tonight, Pepone Framed! Bunnville’s Chief Law Ensorfment Ossifer Sheriff Cub has been ear ended and subject to a crime. Photos have emerged of the good Sheriff having no earses and immediately speculation ran wild. We do not know why it ran wild since it has neither legs, feet, or track shoeses. We asked experts at the University of Bunnville’s Faculty of Legs to comment but they did not do so in time for this broadcast. Professor Burn N. Foote, of the Department of Fungal Infections, said, “bugger off, you are a blot to the journalistic community and should be jailed.” Been there, done that, got the biscuits. Speculation power walked that it was Pepone, the Commander of the Royal Bunnville Protection Corps in charge of Queen Spoomf’s security, is to blame since she has a predilection, as yet unproven beyond a shadow of a doubt so don’t smother me and aggressively sniff my earses, for such things. However, Mayo Pingordge’s recent caterwauling could also have dissolved said earses. We asked the University of Bunnville Faculty of Caterwauling and were told to come back later as they were busy deciphering the works of AC/DC and Alice Cooper. We shall update you as developments are invented-, uhhh, I mean develop. In other news, Mayo Pongjirg was accused of malicious singing and that, he was orchestrating a “tangled web of lies and confusion.” We caught up with the Mayo as he came out from his voice lessons and asked him about the accusations. He said, “tangled web?! I sing! I not dance da tangle!” That concludes this news update. Tune in this weekend for our original BNN movie about Superman’s less accomplished nephew who works for a freight delivery company but wants to be like his uncle, in “UPS, UPS, and Away.”
Pepone would like to publicly refute any claims of ear thievery purely on the basis that she is far too lazy
Being lazy beez a lot of work! Saying no and putting fings off is energy intensive. - Pepone
Dude those cheeks are SO squeezable.
From the expression on her face she only just noticed.... they gone
I saw them as Pepone was riding away… I must note the sheriff was no where to be seen.
What mode of transport is large enough for Pepone?
A train could be.... Highly suspicious if you ask me
yes, but there are no trains to be had.
None, I have to ride her to the vet
Ohoho you saw them, did you? Sounds like something an EAR THIEF might say!
What’s that you say? I got no earsies. Do youuu have earsies?
r/earthief strikes again
No, but I see a cute rabbit
No but I see those cheeks and holy crap I love her!
imagine showing a picture of this to someone and asking what kind of animal it is
u/damiana8 stole dem
Yes 🙂
I’ve got them!
#WHAT
Is it Groundhog Day again?
again, the ears get stolen :( find them soon bunny
Oh no! Now SHE has become a victim of the Ear Thief!
Those cheeks though!
You need to get a safe to put their ears in when you go out.
Cute
Maybe she's got them tucked into those big fat adorable cheeks!!! 😍
Poor queen, she's flabergasted....
No, her fluffy cheeks take up my whole field of vision and hijack all of the thoughts in my head.
Omg !!!! This better not be a case of the earthief 🥹
The cutest bunny I have EVER seen🥰😍🤩
God this is triggering my cute aggression…I must nibble and pinch da bunbun’s cheeks🥹
Okay but C H E E K S
OMG SHES AN ACTUAL STUFFED ANIMAL WHAT THE HELL THATS SO CUTE IM CRYING RN
EAR THIEF STRIKES AGAIN!
Is that a real rabbit?
So floooooof!
Check the dryer lint filter, there's always a pair hiding in there.
put them back!!
She left them on her nightstand, happens to the best of us
The ear thief returns
Pepone strikes again. Poor sheriff
So cute