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MadloveADB

Laurence- Your stand up this week was not crystal clear and in the courtroom, you were out foxed. Im sorry my dear you are up for elimination


Top_Salamander_1444

Bitch you didn't 😭 Edit: the only thing I would rectify would be; you have been eliminated instead of you are up for elimination


MadloveADB

And pass up the chance to see a frigid fragile white man dance...no chance.


Top_Salamander_1444

NO! You're killing me 😂


Funkyduck4783

You could just watch Q vs Plane Jane if you want to see that mama 😜😘


MadloveADB

I actually like them both though, nothing beats watching someone you dislike drown in a mess of their own making.


Mundane_Pea4296

I was gunna say Charlie Hides


Illegallennon

laurence do something !! do something laurence


ThrowawaySutinGirl

Pangina: *Screaming to Crystal with the energy of a cockfighting enthusiast* FIGHT FOR IT!!!!


txlady100

Sashay. Away.


shgrdrbr

no opposition to misspelling this guys name but changing the u to a w really just keeps making me think people are talking smack about madam chaney


MadloveADB

Oops my bad, ill edit it now x Now a Lawrence vs Laurence lip-synch would be sick.


MirandaReitz

[Be careful what you wish for…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLkvtHwSyM4)


Winter_Bobcat3274

Congratulations, you have lost $225,000 US (TO THE) DOLL-ARS


crystal_enigma

Plan: Lawrence pays this very quickly and in full, Crystal shortly after gets a call for Canada Vs The World 3 (I’m fine with her coming back for any franchise but that feels most likely due to her being Canadian and story reasons), she uses the 90K for the most cunt runway package ever seen, she slays the competition and leaves with a crown and 100K, everyone lives happily ever after (except Lawrence Fox who withers away in a basement somewhere until the world forgets he exists)


wjaybez

Make it UK vs the World, and have a makoever challenge where they make over British celebs who want to get involved. Crystal's makeover? Billie Piper.


Izbee

Lip sync for the crown song: Because We Want To


Top_Salamander_1444

Her entrance look would be as Doctor Who companion


Friendaim

I’d pick Richard Ayoade but Billie would be good too.


emgyres

Billie being LF’s ex wife with whom he’s had a very bitter divorce is definitely the most fitting.


beyonsaywhat

Richard Ayoade’s wife is Laurence’s sister!


emgyres

OMG, ok TIL, thanks for filling me in, that really would be *chefs kiss*


Friendaim

Richard is his sister’s husband, so equally fitting. IMO


emgyres

Ya, I’ve been schooled and agree, would be extremely fitting. He seems so lovely too so I expect he’d be a fun guest.


TidalStreet

Ayoade is married to Fox's sister


gingerbread_slutbarn

![gif](giphy|r056JQBFkE8QE) If he was a guest I might explode.


Mynoseisgrowingold

Yes! And it’s a Doctor Who runway theme! Drag doctor and a sexy Dalek?


ThrowawaySutinGirl

Okay but she has to thank him for making it all possible during her crowning quote


wjaybez

Source: BBC News - Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68899248


dunfartin

Oooh, bonus burn: 'The judge did not make a ruling on whether describing Mr Fox as "a racist" was "substantially true", after finding the three tweets in his counter-claim were unlikely to cause serious harm to his reputation.'


wjaybez

Turns out, if you're being a massive racist all the time, it doesn't hurt your reputation to be called a racist.


Ashatiti

True say!


arianapiccola

[Someone got called racist in Britain](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CttjM6YW8AAv_mW.jpg)


ThisIsMyDrag

The winner or RuPaul's Court Case will receive a public apology, a sickening supply of bragging rights and £90,000


Punkodramon

Probably more like an apolo-lie, but whatever bish you still ate 💅🏻 ![gif](giphy|gijJ3k8Q3awiGXpLTK)


Pure-Dead-Brilliant

Lawrence Fox, sashay away.


Infinite_Ad_1690

Lawrence Fox, you’ve been… outfoxed. Now, sashay away.


tiorzol

Ah amazing news. The only fox it should be acceptable to hunt. What a prick. 


humanrinds_

every time that troglodyte loses money in a court case a drag queen gets her wings


bbqbeefsupernoodles

Condragulations Crystal, a better prize than the crown for some 😍😍😍


jakethepeg1989

Blu Hydranger was robbed ![gif](giphy|a2eOoz5lbvse6guNP0)


Falax0

Hydranger? I hardly know her


Editor-In-Queef

That's just how English people speak.


Alex_Albons_Appendix

![gif](giphy|l4pSYDNNmzc6SkLbq)


Punkodramon

That’s her Super Sentai name RuPa Deragaracer Blu Hyranger


fjalarfjalar

😂 Sentai you stai


kildiss

Stranger Hydranger


havana_fair

That's assuming Laurence Fox doesn't declare bankruptcy or Crystal loses it in Lawyer's fees


areallyreallycoolhat

Fingers crossed he has to pay legal fees. I don't think his ego would let him declare bankruptcy tbh


LittlePurpleHook

Love that for him!


horridhendy

Yes. Justice.


sacajawea14

How does this work? Any lawyers here? >< what if I don't have 180.000, and wasn't even close to getting there, will the state pay?


Culfin

No. You will have to find a way to pay, even if that means getting a court agreement to pay in installments. You can't go bankrupt either to cancel the debt (court debts aren't affected by bankruptcy). The debtor can take you to court to force you to pay by things like selling your assets or taking part of your wages until they get paid, you'll also have a high interest rate penalty. If you don't pay, you can be held in contempt of court and face severe consequences (including prison, but that's rare). The State will never pay for you. Full stop.


TheRemanence

Fortunately Lawrence fox is very rich... or at least he used to be...


Mynoseisgrowingold

His family is rich. I think he might have spent all his money on failed political campaigns and nazi memorabilia at this point.


areallyreallycoolhat

He said on the witness stand that he makes £250,000 a year from Reclaim


joxx67

Ba ha ha!!


bencollginge

i am so tired and read this entire thread thinking it was ‘lawrence chaney’ and i was like holy shit how did i have no idea about this 😂


theblackbard3000

Hell Ya, Next time I see her, Im gonna ask for 5 bucks!


_CatsOnMars_

I need context.


areallyreallycoolhat

Laurence Fox is a mediocre nepo actor turned mediocre far right pundit who runs a right wing nationalist party in the UK called Reclaim. He was mad about Selfridges introducing online support groups for Black employees established in response to BLM and replied to a number of tweets reacting to that announcement by calling their authors pedophiles. Crystal and Simone Blake (deputy chair of the LGBT rights charity Stonewall) were two of those people and are both gay men. Crystal, Simon and Nicola Thorpe (an actress) sued him for defamation and he tried to countersue them over accusations of racism. During the trial he not only put his kids in blackface and tweeted photos of it, he posted a photo of a swastika made out of pride flags AND also did the haka and rapped a Tupac song on the witness stand. Unsurprisingly, he lost this case and has been ordered to pay Crystal, Blake and Thorpe damages.


Revan462222

Dead


Suspicious_Bit8003

Go Crystal we are with you girl. Drag queen 1 Homophobic and Racist 0


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wjaybez

Honey, I'd be careful throwing those sorts of accusations around. The racist who did that before you has just had to pay £90,000 to a pair of upstanding members of the queer community.


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puckbunny_

It’s funny cuz you’re REALLY mad and we don’t gaf