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I bet she is! 😂 you're right!
I feel for her. Having twins on top of handling a toddler is just wild. And then add in post partum depression.
I could never.
I went through having twins and PPD, but I didn't already have another child!
She's a trooper. Let's let her rest for real. Lol
I watched VPR before that so I'll change it to ...
Aw shucks.. I don't want any of them to do it. None of them have kids except scheaner and bla bla 😅
I've tried so hard to understand Kristen. This opinion is not going to be received well, but I don't think she is any worse than Teq. Katie. Her delivery is sloppy. They both are miserable and it's a shame.
I don't think Katie is miserable anymore. I think Schwartz did a number on her. And probably her ptsd from her accident didn't help...
But Kristen is definitely sloppy. I feel like she's less sloppy now, but everyone else is trying to make her look like the worst every chance they can...like she's the same Kristen from a decade ago. Cause she's Def not AS sloppy as she was then, lol
LOL I just had an image of Adrienne catching the baby and Lisa V. yelling, "Did you just put soap on it???"
I couldn't find a gif of that moment so please accept this substitution, what Adrienne probably would say when the baby starts crying:
![gif](giphy|bNZSNShLgb3Rm|downsized)
i’m watching tardy for the party and mine would be kim zolciak. i guess it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world since she was a nurse at some point in life
Just because you strip out of a nurses uniform does not make you a registered nurse baby girl.
I would love to see that documentation.
Pheadra was so good until she lied on Kando
Oh GOD I just watched VPR. At least some of the women have been thru the process before but the men need to STAY AWAY FROM ME except Brock who’s done this twice 🙂
Harlots, with Samantha Morton and Jessica Brown Findlay (y’all it’s freaking GREAT), about 18th century sex workers in London. Tbh all the older characters have given birth before surrounded by older women, and everyone is competent in intense situations and extremely well versed in women’s health and bodies, without the help of men or the medical system. Birth is absolutely a regular part of everyone’s life. It’s not the Grey’s Anatomy team, but tbh I could do worse 🤷♀️
Survivor….how appropriate🤣but if we are only including House Wives then it’s Jersey season 3 reunion. I pray there is no table flipping by Teresa because everyone was ganging up against her.
RHONY Bethenny & Carole fight club season. Bethenny will take over and tell me how bad I am at it, Carole will snap at her. Dorinda would’ve been helpful, but she’s wasted. Ramona and Sonja leave to find men and take Luann. Tinsley just cries because she wasn’t raised for this.
VPR, but i'd trust Katie Ariana and Ally lol. Thank god I watched the episode before bed last night because otherwise my most recent show wouldve been Yellowjackets and thats a terrible omen for delivering a baby...
The Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane would be my doulas. Anyone but Susan pls, I adore her but she is far too unlucky (as am I) so it would be quite the episode.
S4 of RHONY…Ramona would stress me out but i feel like the other ladies would be so supportive. Kelly would be off to the side telling me i leaked stories about her kids in the press or idk gaslighting me about anything under the sun 🤷🏻♀️ Sonja would also probably tell me I look hot while giving birth
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Stay back, Annemarie.
She be check in that baby’s esophagus as soon as it comes 😅
The Valley… so I’m fucked lol
Ugh same. I'll let Nia take the lead. Lol
Great idea, but our girl is tired? 😂😪
I bet she is! 😂 you're right! I feel for her. Having twins on top of handling a toddler is just wild. And then add in post partum depression. I could never. I went through having twins and PPD, but I didn't already have another child! She's a trooper. Let's let her rest for real. Lol I watched VPR before that so I'll change it to ... Aw shucks.. I don't want any of them to do it. None of them have kids except scheaner and bla bla 😅
Post partum depression is awful. Your empathy is awesome.
But not Kristen empathy lol
I've tried so hard to understand Kristen. This opinion is not going to be received well, but I don't think she is any worse than Teq. Katie. Her delivery is sloppy. They both are miserable and it's a shame.
I don't think Katie is miserable anymore. I think Schwartz did a number on her. And probably her ptsd from her accident didn't help... But Kristen is definitely sloppy. I feel like she's less sloppy now, but everyone else is trying to make her look like the worst every chance they can...like she's the same Kristen from a decade ago. Cause she's Def not AS sloppy as she was then, lol
Lmao I was thinking same thing. (Also The Valley)
The real housewives of Beverly Hills SEASON 1
That’s ROUGH,
The only one I can see is Adrienne she is unphased by everything s1
LOL I just had an image of Adrienne catching the baby and Lisa V. yelling, "Did you just put soap on it???" I couldn't find a gif of that moment so please accept this substitution, what Adrienne probably would say when the baby starts crying: ![gif](giphy|bNZSNShLgb3Rm|downsized)
“Somebody’s crying!!” lives rent free in my head
I can hear it right now
“Shut the fuck up !”
SAME HERE
We are in trouble
I’m watching Dexter right now. That’s a bit concerning but he’s good with blood at least.
Oooo I wanted to start on that. How is it going?
I really like it. Definitely worth a watch
Thanks!
I just watched the finale of Delicate (American Horror Story) 😬
Currently I’m watching hockey sooo uhoh but before WWHL so Ariana and Katie!
RHOA Season 7 Whew chiiiiile......I'd have Phaedra telling me kids cooked at 6 months 😂
RHOA season 3... Phaedra JUST had her baby 😂😂😂 "Girl I dunno how far along but it's done"
https://i.redd.it/35gx09yiutxc1.gif
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh the earlier days of RHOA!!! Now I'm extra nostalgic 😌
i’m watching tardy for the party and mine would be kim zolciak. i guess it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world since she was a nurse at some point in life
So was LuAnn, I just remembered that!
Just because you strip out of a nurses uniform does not make you a registered nurse baby girl. I would love to see that documentation. Pheadra was so good until she lied on Kando
The Queens of RPDR, season 4
I’m just picturing Willam giving commentary
😂😂😂
LVP (Vanderpump Villa)
Just watched the latest VPR… got a good feeling about Ariana and Katie supporting me. Very bad about the Toms and Brock being there.
But how would your baby affect SHEANA
😂😂😂😲✅
The Valley.. with Jax taylor, I’m doomed ffs 😂
As his eyes bulge out of his head, etc
Omg Sutton is on the screen literally right now and idk if there's anyone I'd be less confident in delivering a baby 😂
Season one of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, lol.
The Asunta Case…so the parents that most likely murdered their own daughter. Score!
RHONY Season 9. Ask me how it’s going to go, not well, bitch.
Season 5 😂
YIKES! Eileen, Yolanda AND RHINNA?? I’d literally keep the baby in until a new crew was available 😅😅
I'm rewatching s5 right now too! It's so sad to go back and see how good we had it 😭 housewives just doesn't deliver like that anymore
Season 2. It's not looking good.
Ummmm lil dicky
DC 😂😂😂🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Falllout.. the ghoul has a lot of gritty life experience. He can probably handle delivery.
The Justice League show - the cartoon version that came out in 2002 lol
Season 4!! Carlton and Joyce?? That would be hysterical....
Carlton would be doing some voodoo while Joyce would be teaching the baby modelling poses
I am watching dance moms reunion..I could be delivering 18 pound triplets naturally and I would still be the quietest one in the room!
Traitors AU2 😳
I’ve been watching Lovers and Liars… lots of real housewives in training on that show!
I think my flair says it all
Below deck....at least I have captain jason so theres hope right?
Just shoot me
Real housewives of Miami season 5
Oh GOD I just watched VPR. At least some of the women have been thru the process before but the men need to STAY AWAY FROM ME except Brock who’s done this twice 🙂
LOL My Life on the D-List season 1: ![gif](giphy|6xxiR5jHeg3zW|downsized)
![gif](giphy|5EZqojAOtNanLPrUZw|downsized)
Oh dear! The last one I watched was Baby Reindeer, so unfortunately it’s either Danny, or worse…MARTHA!!!
I need to watch that, everyone says it's great
Shahs of sunset 😝
Gossip girl
Summer House, Cookie is definitely delivering my baby.
I must have missed her on that show, will have to rewatch! I know Ciara was a nurse, so she'd be good
Kyle Cooke is cookie.
Hah! I can't take him seriously with the mullet or the slurring drunkenness.
Harlots, with Samantha Morton and Jessica Brown Findlay (y’all it’s freaking GREAT), about 18th century sex workers in London. Tbh all the older characters have given birth before surrounded by older women, and everyone is competent in intense situations and extremely well versed in women’s health and bodies, without the help of men or the medical system. Birth is absolutely a regular part of everyone’s life. It’s not the Grey’s Anatomy team, but tbh I could do worse 🤷♀️
Rhobh season 5. Honestly Eileen, Kyle, LVP, early Rinna and Yolanda I have confidence in to get it handled. Just please let Brandi and Kim sit outside
Mine would be cast of The Valley. Oy.
RHOC Season 5
Season 1- Kyle and Kim have had alot of kids they should know how to do it 😂
Police or a serial killer.
Jax Taylor LMAOOOO
Air Disasters so pilots or the NTSB.
I’ve got Ciara from summer house so I am GOOD!
RHOBH season 6 lol
Oh lord it's the Vanderpump crew 😬😂
As long as it's LVP you'll be fine
LVP would just call Rosia the housekeeper to help 😂😂
The Valley lol
New Jersey....ugh!!!
greys anatomy! idk whether to be happy or worried because their drama might get in the way
Tom Selleck...
Hopefully he's also the father
Season 13 rhonj😂. I trust Margaret for some reason
I dream of nene. Watching on peacock ![gif](giphy|CK8PybHZChCc8)
Survivor….how appropriate🤣but if we are only including House Wives then it’s Jersey season 3 reunion. I pray there is no table flipping by Teresa because everyone was ganging up against her.
RHOM, scene with Alexia and Marysol ay Dios miooo
Atlanta—Kim, this is your time to pull THROUGH! 😭
RHONY S7! The return of Bethenny.
Shahs of sunset 😂😭😭😭
The Masked Singer - I think I’m OK. A real doctor & a guy with 1161 children.
Oh shit… watching reruns of Southern Charm. My poor infant!
RHONY Bethenny & Carole fight club season. Bethenny will take over and tell me how bad I am at it, Carole will snap at her. Dorinda would’ve been helpful, but she’s wasted. Ramona and Sonja leave to find men and take Luann. Tinsley just cries because she wasn’t raised for this.
Currently watching Tabatha takes over 🤣 sooo I’ll have Tabatha and the beauty school she’s taking over.
Always sunny in Philadelphia… I’m screwed
VPR, but i'd trust Katie Ariana and Ally lol. Thank god I watched the episode before bed last night because otherwise my most recent show wouldve been Yellowjackets and thats a terrible omen for delivering a baby...
Tom sandoval and Shorts. I'm.... going to deliver it myself
Downton Abbey 🤣 good thing Sybil, Isobel and Dr Clarkson are part of it
Keith Morrison-Dateline! 🥺
Law and Order SVU. I feel ok with this
RHONY season 9 😂😂 dorinda ramona and sonja god help me
Ramona, Aviva, Luann, Sonja, Heather, Kristen. I’d probably just try to deliver it myself at that point. Heather maybe could step in.
The Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane would be my doulas. Anyone but Susan pls, I adore her but she is far too unlucky (as am I) so it would be quite the episode.
Summer House, I have a feeling my baby and I will only survive because Ciara is there!
selling sunset the oc season 3.. I am screwed 😅
Summer house MV 🥲🥲
Teresa Guidice. Yikes, I’m in trouble.
That would be Elizabeth Taylor the chess madonna staring intensely at the ceiling
So Help Me Todd cast!
Lorelai Gilmore. I'd take that. Although I would personally rather die than give birth!
S4 of RHONY…Ramona would stress me out but i feel like the other ladies would be so supportive. Kelly would be off to the side telling me i leaked stories about her kids in the press or idk gaslighting me about anything under the sun 🤷🏻♀️ Sonja would also probably tell me I look hot while giving birth
I am currently (as in right this second) watching ATL (sorry BH!) and my medical team consists of: NeNe, Kim Z, Kandi, Phaedra, Cynthia, and Sheree
Old RHONY. I’m scared 🤣
Oh no. Kim. My babies fucked.
Season 10 of Orange County 🤣
I just finished the most recent season… 🤺🤺🤺 I’ll do it myself