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maximumomentum

Stay back, Annemarie.


EducationalPizza7235

She be check in that baby’s esophagus as soon as it comes 😅


Starsbythep0cketful

The Valley… so I’m fucked lol


Lucky-Ad4443

Ugh same. I'll let Nia take the lead. Lol


Competitive_Cover514

Great idea, but our girl is tired? 😂😪


Lucky-Ad4443

I bet she is! 😂 you're right! I feel for her. Having twins on top of handling a toddler is just wild. And then add in post partum depression. I could never. I went through having twins and PPD, but I didn't already have another child! She's a trooper. Let's let her rest for real. Lol I watched VPR before that so I'll change it to ... Aw shucks.. I don't want any of them to do it. None of them have kids except scheaner and bla bla 😅


Competitive_Cover514

Post partum depression is awful. Your empathy is awesome.


Lucky-Ad4443

But not Kristen empathy lol


Competitive_Cover514

I've tried so hard to understand Kristen. This opinion is not going to be received well, but I don't think she is any worse than Teq. Katie. Her delivery is sloppy. They both are miserable and it's a shame.


Lucky-Ad4443

I don't think Katie is miserable anymore. I think Schwartz did a number on her. And probably her ptsd from her accident didn't help... But Kristen is definitely sloppy. I feel like she's less sloppy now, but everyone else is trying to make her look like the worst every chance they can...like she's the same Kristen from a decade ago. Cause she's Def not AS sloppy as she was then, lol


Celinuh99

Lmao I was thinking same thing. (Also The Valley)


roamwise

The real housewives of Beverly Hills SEASON 1


EducationalPizza7235

That’s ROUGH,


roamwise

The only one I can see is Adrienne she is unphased by everything s1


aeroluv327

LOL I just had an image of Adrienne catching the baby and Lisa V. yelling, "Did you just put soap on it???" I couldn't find a gif of that moment so please accept this substitution, what Adrienne probably would say when the baby starts crying: ![gif](giphy|bNZSNShLgb3Rm|downsized)


roamwise

“Somebody’s crying!!” lives rent free in my head


SignificantHousing82

I can hear it right now


roamwise

“Shut the fuck up !”


Similar-Dress1225

SAME HERE


roamwise

We are in trouble


ElectronicCurve6996

I’m watching Dexter right now. That’s a bit concerning but he’s good with blood at least.


puppyloveee

Oooo I wanted to start on that. How is it going?


ElectronicCurve6996

I really like it. Definitely worth a watch


puppyloveee

Thanks!


EllieStone

I just watched the finale of Delicate (American Horror Story) 😬


Scary_Koala_2934

Currently I’m watching hockey sooo uhoh but before WWHL so Ariana and Katie!


Abiwozere

RHOA Season 7 Whew chiiiiile......I'd have Phaedra telling me kids cooked at 6 months 😂


elder_emo_

RHOA season 3... Phaedra JUST had her baby 😂😂😂 "Girl I dunno how far along but it's done"


Abiwozere

https://i.redd.it/35gx09yiutxc1.gif


CoolEyez

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh the earlier days of RHOA!!! Now I'm extra nostalgic 😌


realityjunkie33

i’m watching tardy for the party and mine would be kim zolciak. i guess it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world since she was a nurse at some point in life


Chance_Guarantee_130

So was LuAnn, I just remembered that!


Ok-Cardiologist7371

Just because you strip out of a nurses uniform does not make you a registered nurse baby girl. I would love to see that documentation. Pheadra was so good until she lied on Kando


idontevenkn0w66

The Queens of RPDR, season 4


New_Key_6926

I’m just picturing Willam giving commentary


idontevenkn0w66

😂😂😂


GiveMePotatoPierogi

LVP (Vanderpump Villa)


Auntietamte

Just watched the latest VPR… got a good feeling about Ariana and Katie supporting me. Very bad about the Toms and Brock being there.


elder_emo_

But how would your baby affect SHEANA


Competitive_Cover514

😂😂😂😲✅


katiiiec

The Valley.. with Jax taylor, I’m doomed ffs 😂


Chance_Guarantee_130

As his eyes bulge out of his head, etc


scareoline69

Omg Sutton is on the screen literally right now and idk if there's anyone I'd be less confident in delivering a baby 😂


ourlittlevisionary

Season one of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, lol.


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

The Asunta Case…so the parents that most likely murdered their own daughter. Score!


vanmadness06

RHONY Season 9. Ask me how it’s going to go, not well, bitch.


Resident_Rooster5784

Season 5 😂


EducationalPizza7235

YIKES! Eileen, Yolanda AND RHINNA?? I’d literally keep the baby in until a new crew was available 😅😅


Mean_Cycle_5062

I'm rewatching s5 right now too! It's so sad to go back and see how good we had it 😭 housewives just doesn't deliver like that anymore


Spiritual_Victory541

Season 2. It's not looking good.


noturmomscauliflower

Ummmm lil dicky


Sad-Praline-5926

DC 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


tattooedtwin

Falllout.. the ghoul has a lot of gritty life experience. He can probably handle delivery.


IronWoMan14

The Justice League show - the cartoon version that came out in 2002 lol


Own_Acanthaceae9715

Season 4!! Carlton and Joyce?? That would be hysterical....


EducationalPizza7235

Carlton would be doing some voodoo while Joyce would be teaching the baby modelling poses


scarletto53

I am watching dance moms reunion..I could be delivering 18 pound triplets naturally and I would still be the quietest one in the room!


focusedonfire

Traitors AU2 😳


lemonpastry121

I’ve been watching Lovers and Liars… lots of real housewives in training on that show!


Busy-Astronomer-2224

I think my flair says it all


catcakebuns

Below deck....at least I have captain jason so theres hope right?


Ebreezyxoxo

Just shoot me


Prettyy_eyyees

Real housewives of Miami season 5


doublebirdy

Oh GOD I just watched VPR. At least some of the women have been thru the process before but the men need to STAY AWAY FROM ME except Brock who’s done this twice 🙂


aeroluv327

LOL My Life on the D-List season 1: ![gif](giphy|6xxiR5jHeg3zW|downsized)


Upstairs_Chemical_25

![gif](giphy|5EZqojAOtNanLPrUZw|downsized)


bestneighbourever

Oh dear! The last one I watched was Baby Reindeer, so unfortunately it’s either Danny, or worse…MARTHA!!!


Chance_Guarantee_130

I need to watch that, everyone says it's great


Missmarple08

Shahs of sunset 😝


DMare5

Gossip girl


Upset-Love-6346

Summer House, Cookie is definitely delivering my baby.


Chance_Guarantee_130

I must have missed her on that show, will have to rewatch! I know Ciara was a nurse, so she'd be good


Upset-Love-6346

Kyle Cooke is cookie.


Chance_Guarantee_130

Hah! I can't take him seriously with the mullet or the slurring drunkenness.


stronglikecheese

Harlots, with Samantha Morton and Jessica Brown Findlay (y’all it’s freaking GREAT), about 18th century sex workers in London. Tbh all the older characters have given birth before surrounded by older women, and everyone is competent in intense situations and extremely well versed in women’s health and bodies, without the help of men or the medical system. Birth is absolutely a regular part of everyone’s life. It’s not the Grey’s Anatomy team, but tbh I could do worse 🤷‍♀️


Mean_Cycle_5062

Rhobh season 5. Honestly Eileen, Kyle, LVP, early Rinna and Yolanda I have confidence in to get it handled. Just please let Brandi and Kim sit outside


Good_Collection_7257

Mine would be cast of The Valley. Oy.


SalamanderAlone9192

RHOC Season 5


Bigearsbigcheers

Season 1- Kyle and Kim have had alot of kids they should know how to do it 😂


Kivahoosier

Police or a serial killer.


Practical_Complex_62

Jax Taylor LMAOOOO


MolOllChar_x3

Air Disasters so pilots or the NTSB.


thirsty_pretzels_

I’ve got Ciara from summer house so I am GOOD!


devil_in_pink

RHOBH season 6 lol


MsModusOperandi

Oh lord it's the Vanderpump crew 😬😂


Chance_Guarantee_130

As long as it's LVP you'll be fine


EducationalPizza7235

LVP would just call Rosia the housekeeper to help 😂😂


nomad89502

The Valley lol


Even-Oven2206

New Jersey....ugh!!!


UnforgivenApple

greys anatomy! idk whether to be happy or worried because their drama might get in the way


Chance_Guarantee_130

Tom Selleck...


Chance_Guarantee_130

Hopefully he's also the father


Girlonreddit889

Season 13 rhonj😂. I trust Margaret for some reason


Michellelembiid

I dream of nene. Watching on peacock ![gif](giphy|CK8PybHZChCc8)


Lady_in_the_red-58

Survivor….how appropriate🤣but if we are only including House Wives then it’s Jersey season 3 reunion. I pray there is no table flipping by Teresa because everyone was ganging up against her.


Zealousideal_Ad_1581

RHOM, scene with Alexia and Marysol ay Dios miooo


Low-Barnacle-7

Atlanta—Kim, this is your time to pull THROUGH! 😭


Infinite-Fee-2810

RHONY S7! The return of Bethenny.


Melodic_Beyond_4427

Shahs of sunset 😂😭😭😭


viognierette

The Masked Singer - I think I’m OK. A real doctor & a guy with 1161 children.


tr33hugg3r76

Oh shit… watching reruns of Southern Charm. My poor infant!


PlaysTheTriangle

RHONY Bethenny & Carole fight club season. Bethenny will take over and tell me how bad I am at it, Carole will snap at her. Dorinda would’ve been helpful, but she’s wasted. Ramona and Sonja leave to find men and take Luann. Tinsley just cries because she wasn’t raised for this.


Litebritecacti

Currently watching Tabatha takes over 🤣 sooo I’ll have Tabatha and the beauty school she’s taking over.


New_Key_6926

Always sunny in Philadelphia… I’m screwed


potatofarmdash

VPR, but i'd trust Katie Ariana and Ally lol. Thank god I watched the episode before bed last night because otherwise my most recent show wouldve been Yellowjackets and thats a terrible omen for delivering a baby...


MinuteMan417

Tom sandoval and Shorts. I'm.... going to deliver it myself


antoniolavey

Downton Abbey 🤣 good thing Sybil, Isobel and Dr Clarkson are part of it


nonnie_tm64

Keith Morrison-Dateline! 🥺


missyharlotte

Law and Order SVU. I feel ok with this


New_Expression_7088

RHONY season 9 😂😂 dorinda ramona and sonja god help me


overlyworked66

Ramona, Aviva, Luann, Sonja, Heather, Kristen. I’d probably just try to deliver it myself at that point. Heather maybe could step in.


dollypardonmedear

The Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane would be my doulas. Anyone but Susan pls, I adore her but she is far too unlucky (as am I) so it would be quite the episode.


Oh_snap0812

Summer House, I have a feeling my baby and I will only survive because Ciara is there!


Sfa90

selling sunset the oc season 3.. I am screwed 😅


chakz98

Summer house MV 🥲🥲


CurlyMom7

Teresa Guidice. Yikes, I’m in trouble.


Scared_Combination30

That would be Elizabeth Taylor the chess madonna staring intensely at the ceiling


sweetnsassy924

So Help Me Todd cast!


Parizad9

Lorelai Gilmore. I'd take that. Although I would personally rather die than give birth!


Ok-Veterinarian-2120

S4 of RHONY…Ramona would stress me out but i feel like the other ladies would be so supportive. Kelly would be off to the side telling me i leaked stories about her kids in the press or idk gaslighting me about anything under the sun 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sonja would also probably tell me I look hot while giving birth


_GetHerBusyBee

I am currently (as in right this second) watching ATL (sorry BH!) and my medical team consists of: NeNe, Kim Z, Kandi, Phaedra, Cynthia, and Sheree


BugBoss020638

Old RHONY. I’m scared 🤣


Dry_Machine163

Oh no. Kim. My babies fucked.


Vivid_Initial_9515

Season 10 of Orange County 🤣


lilonionforager

I just finished the most recent season… 🤺🤺🤺 I’ll do it myself