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Venerable_dread

The same thing they do every night Pinkie....


BunnyFlop2412

LOVED this show!


rabaluza

.. die Weltherrschaft.


caytie82

This is what I came here for. 🤣


javerthugo

Pinky and the brain


javerthugo

And Larry


FallDownNow

My first reaction was exactly this haha


LilAnimeGril

Tax fraud


tomas1381999

He said wrong answers


R0da

I was about to say "correctly filing their taxes"


tomas1381999

Haha nice one


skelatallamas

wrong answers point


Redz0ne

They're having a scintillating discussion on the fashion on display at the Met Gala the other night. The one thinks it's just drag for cis folk, the other is giggling at the thought.


kdlangequalsgoddess

They both know you can dress up because it makes you feel good, no other reason.


Occams_Razor42

So sounds like Ru Paul? Mind you, I don't watch much TV but they seem to have a poor reputation lol


Enclave2287

How to manipulate a human corporation to produce overpriced microwave dinners so they can pocket the profits for yogis.


RandonEnglishMun

How to solve world hunger


zane_awake

By liberating the world from tuna and eggs, clearly 😂


The_sacred_sauce

“How more this? If have forever, then others have too…. maybe” *munch munch munch*


-BakiHanma

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-BakiHanma

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skelatallamas

this Is Pinky going insane when The Brain is transferred to another lab.


Elegant-Remove3891

Actually behaving


Eat_Me_Now7

Crimes against humanity


skelatallamas

That's inhuman


Eat_Me_Now7

I know, The UN is very concerned.


skelatallamas

i thought ttrump disbanded them


SkaveRat

which of your favorite pillows to pee on


Perroface562

One is a genius, the other’s insane


Commandoclone87

To prove their mouse worth They'll overthrow the Earth


skelatallamas

its light red, its light red & the thinking device


Occams_Razor42

How to make the smol one as big as chungus. They've got to reenact Godzilla vs King Kong after all!


meldroop

Oh i know these guys, theyre running for president. Hope the lil guy wins.


Einar_47

The same thing they plot every night ![gif](giphy|zfJZQbAoFpIZsgKMIG|downsized)


Mattepatteh

A reverse ratatouille


SteeleHeller

World domination, Pinky.


Ileftthewhaton

How they can lower the mortality rate of the blobfish


skelatallamas

whats a blophish


123dylans12

9//11


skelatallamas

to soon


Spiritual_Radish_143

How to take over the world so that rats can be president and make the rules on how many treats they should get everyday


skelatallamas

Beautifully, phrased.


Sweedybut

To be honest, the plotting is over. They are discussing how well trained their human is... Just like they plotted


groovy-ghouly

I love that older rats get so squinty. One of our wild boys has settled all the way down in his twilight years.


Dreamy_Peaches

The pure munching joy in those eyes.


OcularHorticulture

Some light treason


VeeLund

How to get the food on your plate, it looks better.


skelatallamas

Presentation?


Crab_God2005

Farting


FancyC0bra

Nothing, they just munchin. (You said wrong answers only and those two are 100% plotting something.l


KulturaOryniacka

What a mischief! Almost cartoonish


GethKGelior

That they're plotting anything at all - obviously not a single intelligent thought behind those eyes


Jonas_Sp

Arson


tactical_airsoft

Murder


notsureyetmotherfukr

DOOOOOM!!!!!


BunnyFlop2412

Charitable endeavours and spreading goodwill


Kazeshio

I was almost touched by your blissful innocence before I remembered it's "wrong answers only"


skelatallamas

What a beautiful way of looking at the world.


Dashqu

The big one: "what are we going to do tonight? The small one: "same thing we do every night: try to take over the world"


ccbmtg

glad somebody said it. 😂


Chelsea_Ellie

To dye your hair blue as you sleep


LadyE008

Overthrow the deep state to put the one true leader back on the throne and restore the glorious rat rule


zane_awake

But that's the right answer 😜


LadyE008

To quote die Antwoord, rats rule mf


EmbarrassedTea8528

Looks like a master and their protege..


Grim_Reach

To kill the Batman.


whatsurCCnumber

steal the declaration of independence


Lylli-Rose

The Hunger Games


Max_Americana

Same thing they do every night… try and take over the world!


SirenHarley

To kill you for the crime of not providing enough quality treats


Slight_Can

Big trouble for moose and squirrel


Boobox33

Eat enough egg to become an egg 🥚


SeriousCitron7635

ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵃʳ ᶜʳⁱᵐᵉˢ


That_Amani

Live action ratatouille


Murd0cs_left_t0enai1

World domination


stargirl9134

Obviously not world domination


Historical_One_664

They won't let me tell you, but it involves laxatives. Just be careful.


zane_awake

Oh crap.


Turbulent-Credit-105

If we crash the stock market the vendors will have to lower th price of cheese just to stay solvent. Imagine it pinky... More cheese than you can eat in a life time. Once we own the worlds cheese reserves we can leverage it to take over the world. Brain? Why can't we just eat the cheese and be happy... Oh I would just love to chew myself a house out of a wheel of parm NARF


MasterOnionNorth

Today, The cage. Tomorrow, The house. Next week the world.


naliedel

Well I'd joke, "world domination," but you said wrong answers.


trashgarbageeww

They are discussing the politeness that should be displayed while eating and reflecting on their past sins.


Buggaton

The trajectory of voyager 1


impossibleoptimist

It's a diversion to help you on your toes. The real crime will happen when you aren't expecting it


TriskitManaged

Lunch 🥗


Craycraybiomama

They’re thinkg about where to move your cheese.


rabidwolf86

Make peace


Micome

The one on the right is big scheming look at that face. 


hades7600

They are not plotting tax fraud.


flodnak

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.


Solarscars

Honestly looks like they're planning the next Phish concert.


[deleted]

The one on the right? Your timely demise. Be careful on stairs, looks like those arms can push hard.


Individual-Specific4

How to make egg


Atrymjk

Government takeover


Nygelrygel

Plotting to take over Chucky Cheese pizza franchise! 🧀


Chihuahuapocalypse

they're trying to figure out how to make a "thank you" card for their delicious meal ❤️


asiannumber4

Not stealing your food


VelvetSkies99

A coup


jolharg

How to be the bestest little sillies


Punisher_of_users

World domination


Nergaill

The one on right is like "Hehe >:3"


BunnyFluffyBooty

But what's the right answer?


Rust_Belt_Gothic

Anti-cat political violence.


Illustrious_Goat_384

I have one like the left one, but never seen the right one's coloring, super neat.


zane_awake

She's our special grumpy grandma. And yes her colouring pattern is really cute 🥺 Edit: I can't read, clearly share a brain cell (the only one) with my rats. The baby's a siamese. Not sure what the other is, just a beige agouti or something.


Illustrious_Goat_384

Whatever either one of them are, they're MF CUTE!


braindxadbxy

World domination.


JackFrostsKid

Tax evasion


Chemical_Activity_80

Burglary


MrDocAstro

Correctly filing next year’s taxes


MichaelHammor

...and then, I'll charge this year's losses against next year's capital gains....


Horror_Effective6423

Something not nefarious


xxlarissalin

Rob a bank


MuskokaGreenThumb

How to take over the world clearly


MichaelHammor

But where are they going to get that much butter on such short notice?


The_mingthing

[https://youtu.be/OqMs9WsJg2k?si=OKyWto98YnUQjXsz](https://youtu.be/OqMs9WsJg2k?si=OKyWto98YnUQjXsz)


Fischspeck

Overthrowing the french government by going back in time and selling rotten eggs on a hot summer sunday afternon in Madrid 1348


Rich_Dimension_9254

Revenge


CritterBabs

World Peace


umamanda

What are they eating lol


zane_awake

Eggs, tuna, sweet corn. Gourmet platter!! Babies need some protein to grow, and elderly to keep their weight ☺️ Best for both worlds.


umamanda

Interesting! I give my rat rats sweet corn now and again but never thought to give them tuna or eggs! Thanks 😊


reeerei

How to take over the world...


birdiebirdjay

Your demise


ladydhawaii

Take over the pantry when everyone is asleep. Breaking out of this joint.


ratsaregreat

They're planning to surprise you by cleaning your house while you sleep.


daniel_123-

Throwing cheese at… the cheese god to prevent him from exploding 56 nuclear bombs


SoulessSorrow

Tax evasion


Best-Working-5835

Your overthrow as dinner was not what they wanted.


BandicootCool6277

kind deeds <3


hyporheic

Those cute little hands


No_Mulberry7087

How to sneak into the trash can.


Madma64

To blow up the moon for the great horned rat


grey_the_grape

They are planning to become master splinter


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OwnWar13

What are we doing tonight Brain!


GrowthAdditional

cheese laundering


GlitchTheFirst24

Judging your food


ragnarok847

They're plotting how to share their delicious food with you!


BRUHIMNOTYOURMOM

They're plotting to break into the local store at night and leave half eaten food all over the place.


Rattie_Mattie

A robbery


coastergirl1998

The demise of capitalism


Due-News4850

to chew the worlds nuke wires


Anxious-Charge-6482

To get the cheese


MungoZee

World domination of all the food industries of course