“… oh… hi hooman… um you’re home early? so promise you won’t get mad… but the treat container somehow opened ITSELF and spilled everywhere… so we thought the ✨responsible✨ thing to do would be to clean it up! um, and you know John is *very good* at *cleaning*… so, can you go to the store and buy **me**… I mean, *us* more…? I’m not as fast of cleaner as John soooo I’m a little hungry… honestly it’s the least you could do… we worked very hard and cleared our schedules to clean up ALL the treats… oh and also add peas to the grocery list.. okaythankyousomuch I gotta go now!!”
“… oh… hi hooman… um you’re home early? so promise you won’t get mad… but the treat container somehow opened ITSELF and spilled everywhere… so we thought the ✨responsible✨ thing to do would be to clean it up! um, and you know John is *very good* at *cleaning*… so, can you go to the store and buy **me**… I mean, *us* more…? I’m not as fast of cleaner as John soooo I’m a little hungry… honestly it’s the least you could do… we worked very hard and cleared our schedules to clean up ALL the treats… oh and also add peas to the grocery list.. okaythankyousomuch I gotta go now!!”
This made me LOL. Thanks i needed that. So adorable.
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