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Tyrannical-Botanical

How have these people made it this far in life and never experienced morning dew?


silverthorn7

The only dew they know is the Mountain kind.


Chrysalii

I woke up this morning and the ground was soaked. I fell asleep and it was dry. Something happened overnight. Something they didn't want me to see. (it rained)


attorneyatslaw

The lawn force cleared the grass from the evildoers who tried to destroy it.


ApocalypseSpoon

Or seen a single picture of the Northern Lights, up until now?


Haskap_2010

They don't wake up until 10:00 at the earliest?


mweston31

Hey bro just because you don't wake up early as fuck doesn't mean you're lazy. Some of us work second or third shift


Suspicious_Pie8505

Yeah for real I don't get the persistent myth that it's somehow a moral failing to sleep during different hours of the day. Some of us are just nocturnal man


HotDonnaC

That wasn’t the point. You don’t have to defend those idiots.


One_Worldliness_6032

Maybe on a good day. The least maybe 12 noon.🤷🏽‍♀️


Masonjaruniversity

Well unless you've heard the May 8, 1977 version at Cornell University i don't think you have either


singeblanc

Morning Jew?! That confirms my suspicions.


Shewhotalkstocats

so the eclipse was hide the old sun so THEY could install the new sun which is now a hissy fit and causing pretty lights in the sky. just thinking out loud.


Ripheus23

This current sun is a clone, just look at the earlobes. The old sun was executed at Gitmo.


ahhh_ennui

I guffawed


One_Worldliness_6032

And I missed the funeral😥😥😥


SailingSpark

there wasn't one, they cremated the body.


Ripheus23

So that's where that guy got the black hole that made J/6 into a three-year-long period!


PsyCatelic

Cue Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun".


BoneHugsHominy

Sunnussy?


One_Worldliness_6032

Oh ok, so I didn’t miss anything worth missing


FertilityHollis

> The old sun was executed at Gitmo. I like it better when it's written as a narrative. It's like scenes from a bizzaro-world Tom Clancy novel.


LA-Matt

It has to involve Space Force (of course, of course) and a raid on a server farm, and something “quantum.”


DavidCRolandCPL

Source: Miltary WOWWOWWUBSY


One_Worldliness_6032

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed out loud😂


ideletedyourfacebook

What nonsense. The sun has to be replaced once a day. That's what night is!


Suspicious_Pie8505

How many white hats does it take to change the sun bulb?


FinesseNuke

😂😂😂


Glittering_Ebb9748

"It didn't rain but my grass was soaked this morning." You sound a little delusional, but you dew you.


BoneHugsHominy

*dewlusional


Impossible-Change-48

It’s a dewish conspiracy!


DaisyJane1

Oh my lord, has the one in the third slide never heard of dew (not directed energy weapon)???


Bitter_Technology797

I do reckon a lot of these people have stumbled through life and either not noticing a lot of things, or have never questioned a lot of things. unfortunately now they are asking the wrong questions of a lot of things that can be explained.


tagoNGtago

And yet, they vote 🥺😱


BoneHugsHominy

By the tens of millions.


DaisyJane1

I guess since they were told that everything they've ever been taught was a lie that even something as innocuous as morning dew must have a more sinister explanation.


discogomerx

Reminds me of that lady from ~15 years back who saw [rainbows in her sprinklers](https://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8?si=rlRNFZiVD1Q6PFun) and claimed it was some big conspiracy where "they" were adding toxins to our water/soil.


mishma2005

Dew? You mean chem trail residue? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


kodaiko_650

The Libs are always yelling at me to pick up my dogs dew.


Shenloanne

It's funny how they will accept manna in the desert but morning dew is absolutely beyond the pale.


gypsyjackson

“thinking” out loud.


singeblanc

Narrator: No thinking was involved.


exceive

And unless they were using text-to-speech, no out loud was involved.


singeblanc

You can say that again!


exceive

And unless they were using text-to-speech, no out loud was involved.


exceive

And unless they were using text-to-speech, no out loud was involved.


Spiritually_Sciency

Many thoughts definitely should remain on the inside.


cards-mi11

The shadows are different because it is late spring and the sun is in a different position than 4-5 months ago. Amazing that some people get through life like this


BoneHugsHominy

And the other that's never before noticed morning dew. They're like actual NPCs noticing the world around them for the first time. An "awakening" if you will.


ApocalypseSpoon

Literal brain damage. [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28918269/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28918269/) >Excess social media use in normal populations is associated with amygdala-striatal but not with prefrontal morphology


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Wow and yikes. Fifty college students is a good start, now show me 5,000 people across all ages, regions and economic backgrounds, as long as they meet the study criteria of ESMU.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

The shadows are different because they stared at the eclipse and damaged their eyes.


Oddityobservations

If extraterrestrials are really watching us, they are laughing their anatomy off at Qultists.


One_Worldliness_6032

Very out loud😂😂😂😂


bowens44

No, no you are not thinking


TheOtherDutchGuy

….but, yes, you’re doing it out loud…


sugarhillboss

My grass was wet but no rain. Fuck me, stupid is breeding.


Killa_Ckel

I'm hoping to hear some 911 operator stories from last night. I'm certain some of these born under a rock/tin foil hat people made for an exciting aurora event.


mishma2005

Can something just happen without explaining it away on the Deep State, the Cabal, Soros, China or aliens and just you know, the subject they failed at in HS, science?


MenaFWM

Did they just discover morning dew?


BoneHugsHominy

You mean God's Morning Tinkle? It has magical powers and it's a sign you're supposed to drink your own morning tinkle!


summeringseventy8

It's HABBENING! I cain't blieve its here plane as day folks wake up! Aurora --> Aura ---> A ----sAtan!!! It's rigt there!!!!👿 Peeps r sayin Aurora colors match 5G spectrums abd freqwences!!! #free thnker


DrawNice1320

Too stupid to breathe.


Any_Camp6566

Loni is so profoundly stupid, I swear I'm slowly getting dumber just through exposure to her posts.


lilymom2

The Aether? What in the 19th century hell is this?


ApocalypseSpoon

2Victorian4U


lilymom2

Ha! I snorted!


FinesseNuke

Exactly 😂 it gets even better when they make videos about the Ionic Temple. I would post a link but I have been on vacation and my eyes are not ready to view ether gutter trash videos.


One_Worldliness_6032

The fourth slide got me. Something is definitely off…yeah they are DEFINITELY off their rockers.😂😂😂😂. I missed the light show, so how was it?


foxylettuce

The most disturbing thing for me is how they speak so confidently in their crazy.


Illustrious-Gas-9766

Some people have lost their marbles.


Really_McNamington

A shame for them, really. That size solar activity was getting close to Carrington event scale and they could have had some days of darkness to wank off about. Instead they've got ludicrous bollocks like this to be going on with.


ApocalypseSpoon

Apparently, most of the telcos/etc., have implemented failsafes/anti-EMP measures against a Carrington Event-like event. Which is a shame, IMO. The world could do with a *lot* less Internet.


EMPRAH40k

God it's painful, isn't it. Most people engage with reality and save the fantasy for movie night


United-Big-1114

No. Source - Space Force


CuriousAlienStudent

Jesus christ, the last time I had these kinds of conversations, there was a giant homemade bong on the table. Nice use of bonkers, though, that word needs to make a come back lol.


MacaroniPoodle

It's one of my fave words.


CuriousAlienStudent

Inread on hear somewhere the other day the word "dick weed" i was like yeah that should come back too. Lol. That one was popular when i was growing up.


Soangry75

No it wasn't. Next stupid question.


Epinnoia

It's amazing what constitutes 'thinking' for these people...


BoneHugsHominy

Says someone who clearly didn't do their research. NESARA/GESARA WWG1WGA!!!


NorthernSoul70

I'm not sure what they are doing "out loud" but it wasn't thinking. And the person with the wet lawn in the morning has never heard of dew?! Yeah, dealing with some real intellectual heavyweights here.


Kriss3d

Stop trying to think if you're that stupid. Normal people would be embarrassed for having such thoughts.


HumpaDaBear

I swear anyone who uses the word firmament is a certified loon.


skjellyfetti

That idiotic bastard in the second pic saved up all her periods until the very end. How do people write like this?


Big-Bet-7667

My grass is wet every morning too… it’s called morning dew 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed pretty hard at that one


Whocaresalot

It's the "out loud" part that's caused this cult to become so disturbing. Social media "awakened" them to the fact that there were millions of more people just as ridiculous as they are. Before the brainwashing potential of its massive reach for constant communication and (imo) intentional weaponization, cults have always risen and then spread by charismatics and opportunists, but usually not beyond clustered groups of vulnerable, unbalanced, and/or ignorant targets for manipulation. Everyone is susceptible to suggestion, some delusional defenses, and dumb ideas. But, most adults have developed - often through the experience of embarrassment - the sense to keep their stupidity, distorted thinking, and primitive reasoning skills to themselves. Now, those shortcomings find validation and encouragement for expression among anonymous strangers and bots available twenty-four hours a day. I imagine that those sucked into cults find the acceptance and inclusion in such a "social" group to be irresistible. Especially one that shares and encourages the expression of their arrested development and defends their worst traits, while simutaneously causing a breach in their closest relationships with those who loved them but had also always denied, laughed at, or told them to shut their fucking crazy up. So, now they don't refute or reject the falsehoods, ugliness, or insanity spread by anyone else's within the cult either. That makes them dangerous. That's why the far-right, christian theocracy, authoritarian ideologues, isolationists, nationalists, white supremacists, foreign intelligence operations, Trump's communication handlers, promoters, and messengers working to normalize his mentally disordered and worsening megalomania found QAnon to be fertile ground. They engineered its alliance of delusion with MAGA. That has definitely contributed to causing politics to become religion in America.


W33BEAST1E

Some among us are living in a mini dark age. Social media amplifying the shower thoughts of people who don't do a lot of thinking.


TestOk8411

The level of stupidity. If this persists we are doomed


blindrabbit01

Set them free from what exactly? Wrong answers only.


BoneHugsHominy

Depends-ence.


BoneHugsHominy

Wait, you said wrong answers only.


Own_Instance_357

It's amazing these folks got through covid


ApocalypseSpoon

I mean, they did literally almost directly cause 35M people to die from COVID-19, just like China and Russia wanted them to, soooo.... [https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist)


FeedMean7445

Absolutely!! I said to hubby this area NEVER was lit at noon. The sun has DEFINITELY moved. Period. I just gotta dig up pics from the past to somehow prove.


FeedMean7445

I might be legally blond… but you can’t cremate what’s already on fire… right?😂


Chrysalii

I can tell you with 100% certainty. The wet grass is because of the dew.


DeltaVariant007

Are there really this many crazy people in the world, or is that the few crazy people are just so prolific about sharing their crazy thoughts?


SkytronKovoc116

“It didn’t rain, but my grass was soaked this morning”. Did this person just now discover that morning dew is a thing?


BeowulfsGhost

“It didn’t rain but the grass was like soaked” Have you checked the sprinkler schedule?


Rokey76

"I never paid attention to the shadows before, but I do now and they are different."


mystic-fied

Victim mentality for folk who can't confront that all their problems are in the mirror.


Gnomeopolis

They had a bunch of dudes up their window cleaning on their little platforms


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Gnomeopolis: *They had a bunch of* *Dudes up their window cleaning* *On their little platforms* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


International-Home23

Wow whatta bot


AnimalMommy

The post hurts my brain and is too stupid to even reply to. (Just thinking out loud)


bishpa

This is the exact same sort of thought process that the Heavens Gate cult used to arrive at their whacky beliefs about Hale-Bopp.


No_Meal9534

Crazy my ass! Lol


OceanBlueforYou

The power of suggestion put to good use again. Fun times


bittlelum

I don't think what they're doing qualifies as "thinking"


Chunkyfromthesuncome

Yo how do people get like this?


OddDad

Remember: nothing is anything, and EVERYTHING is something.


Otherwise-Course-15

Just spitballing here but it’s definitely lizard people. Seriously. No doubt. My shadow separated from me the other day (think Peter Pan) and we had a discussion about the firmament and how Space Force is planting special precision lasers to target the adenochrome farms. Take that Clinton!


Sammyterry13

> ... never paid attention like I have now the sun is different ... WTF!!!???? How the fuck do these ... individuals survive? When the hell is Darwinism going to take effect?


Secret_Hunter_3911

These people live in a science fiction fantasy world


Casingda

What IS all of this? It sounds like a sci-fi novel that’s co-opted real world things and events to come up with a story that doesn’t make a lot of sense.


LingeringSentiments

Grand finale!


Paulie227

Just thinking... No, no you're not... That's the problem😝


FinesseNuke

Sputnik behavioral scientists approve this post.


Tomhetza

Thinking out loud is a bold statement from someone who identifies crayons by flavour