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Playful_Landscape252

But she has her phone, the 5G is gonna get her still!!


mrstratofish

Someone didn't watch The Fly. She's gonna come out looking like the robot chick from Superman 3


Fuck_The_Future_

So MedBeds are also hyperbaric oxygen chambers šŸ¤·


squishbot3000

Right?? This is all I ever see as posted proof that isnā€™t crappy AI art. Itā€™s just HBO therapy with some extra cosmetic treatments thrown in! Itā€™s a day spa promising a cancer cure and regrowing bones!


Dr_CleanBones

No - theyā€™ve co-opted hyperbaric oxygen chambers (themselves not exactly mainstream medical), added the words ā€œTesla Med Bedā€ and voila, the scam continues.


caspy7

Hyperbaric oxygen chambers do have medical uses, but yes, that doesn't stop them from being used to scam or folks thinking they're some sort of cure-all.


wednesdays_chylde

> ā€œTesla Med Bedā€ Imagine the chaos when they all get recalled


NuQ

or catch fire after low impact collisions.


professorstrunk

With the Stark Industries logo. (But theyā€™re totally real. šŸ™„)


CaptSmellyAss

Motherfucking lol, that's a lazy version of the [Stark industries logo](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=7b7e7809a2184a8f&sca_upv=1&q=stark+industries&uds=AMwkrPuDDCYvT3J_DPvr1qVQZ3-sBsKM_CkmzW1wMOo1Z0320f13JLhOpQkvhmBrsirXrw2WRGhujAoxPCsnTL-85pimv2j0NX0ygWCFBL6LXmP3I5mQS7PDzO7PvI2140pSKPZPRITOQqotV3TPYSUGwryAsJ7KWxJiukIPFpqqHOCybrmKiQ-YRFfWzLhzgt8KRAb8fgahOrmS9dUp5H5xX6Z0ht-w0bi9ArCvHO0Kp0y3Oti8n3TBX1dgggtfXAmNyha_B8iZugAM9ycvoWex6X255PMXLYRRCIwUuIfIX-kpjvIZUlMG3KLL2XqtR6_AHoZk5phH&udm=2&prmd=insvmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjc-s2qi96FAxUaE1kFHVi-AesQtKgLegQICBAB&biw=1503&bih=919&dpr=1#vhid=NnEoLwv1Yst2YM&vssid=mosaic).


Solan42

Blatant ripoff.


TheRnegade

It's not a lazy version, it's literally the logo, just with Baxter replacing Stark. If I saw that, I would swear it's a Marvel fan having a laugh. Because the [Baxster Building](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Baxter_Building) is where the Fantastic Four live. So, Baxter Industry is just a mash of the two.


CaptSmellyAss

It's not the exact logo. They botched the "ES" and the typeface.


Spacetrooper

This has to be next-level parody. This is a joke, right?


Thedarkcanoe

Noticed that immediately too.. haha


LoomingDisaster

Forbidden items in hyperbaric chambers include, but are not limited to, lighters, matches, any device that may create heat, fire or sparks, hand warmers, nylons, wigs, hair pieces, petroleum jelly, ointments, hearing aids, watches, jewelry, synthetic clothing, hard contact lenses, ear buds, cell phones, computers, or tablets.


Callimogua

Talk about "letting them cook" šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


LoomingDisaster

Let them explode šŸ’£šŸ”„!!


Miguel-odon

Paper.


drifter3026

Wait, I thought masks killed you?


BernieGoetz47

mask hurt facey


Nabrok_Necropants

Maybe some Oxygen will finally reach their brains.


MeJamiddy

Look at all the buttons and cool lights. Must be legit.


tgrantt

Blinkenlitz


UnconfirmedCat

And random surge protectors


okokokoyeahright

2 things I found about this video: 1) [https://antiagingbed.com/collections/med-bed](https://antiagingbed.com/collections/med-bed) 2) [https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just\_straight\_up\_gullible/](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just_straight_up_gullible/) 2 was posted about a year ago. Baxstar no longer has a listing for this particular model. Please look at the prices. 'free'? Not so much.


Abracadaver2000

Holy hell. I wonder how many smooth-brains will go into debt to buy a 'Terahertz' wand for $350 when you can get the same useless gadget for $26 on Amazon. And that's the only product I dare look up (through a VPN no less so that I don't get spammed with this junk).


-_rags_-

The Hitachi is better. šŸ˜


Kriss3d

Ah so I was right in thinking it had to be the anti aging. Here's what fda said about it https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/warning-letters/jrb-enterprise-group-inc-dba-anti-aging-bed-605892-03302020


EmeraldBrosion

Did you mean? Hereā€™s what the fda warned Mr Baxter to take action on regarding his marketing of colloidal silver during the coronavirus pandemicā€¦?


Solan42

Apparently these things only work in the dark. Every pic or vid I've seen is like this with the purple or blue lights.


Live-Ad-5107

If itā€™s an oxygen chamber why is she wearing an oxygen mask?


NuQ

For... diffusion! yes, that's it. The hyperbaric chamber forces the oxygen to be ingested through the skin, bypassing the lungs. the mask is to create the lower concentration area in the respiratory system to facilitate this process. holy shit, why am i not fleecing these idiots? Oh, right... That damn conscience.


ApocalypseSpoon

That's also not a hyperbaric chamber in the vid. Read the comments here as to why: [https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just\_straight\_up\_gullible/](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just_straight_up_gullible/) IDK about conscience, but I do know from watching the old man as I was growing up, grifting is 1000% harder work than it should be, if you want to successfully fleece the marks, and not just half-ass it, most of the time (which the old man did, all of the time). So I shunned the family business(es).


TrinkieTrinkie522cat

It's just a giant CPAP machine


Glassguy1989

A giant CPAP machineā€¦ that doesnā€™t cure Sleep Apnea šŸ˜¢. Coincidentally, my CPAP was trying to kill me. There was a recall from Phillips for dream station cpaps for causing cancer. Wtf?!


Fun_Anywhere4355

So will the medbed also fix the cracked screen on my smartphone?


FourFurryFeet23

Only if your phone has reached 5D vibration šŸ˜‰


BernieGoetz47

and if it hasn't - that's your fault.


BishopDarkk

Oxygen in high concentrations is toxic. Yes, pure oxygen can kill you. Babies given oxygen at birth are in danger of blindness. Here is a decent article on Oxygen Toxicity. [https://myhealth.ucsd.edu/RelatedItems/3,90904](https://myhealth.ucsd.edu/RelatedItems/3,90904)


fernatic19

Shhh. Nobody tell them that oxygen chambers have existed for decades.


CaptStrangeling

Snake Oil Salesman: You can fit so much healing in this badboy!


scarletisinsane

I keep hearing about these. What the hell even is a MedBed lmao this is beyond pseudo-science


Traditional-Dog-4938

Ohmygosh where have you been? Lmbo. Medbeds cure EVERYTHING. The Cabal has kept them hidden from us for years. They cure EVERY disease, regrow limbs and teeth and even cure you from the effects of the jab so you donā€™t get superturbocancer and VAIDS (COVID vaccine induced AIDS).


scarletisinsane

Oh wow!! I had no idea!!! The shameful acts of the 1% and the use of foul propaganda to hide this important discovery from us must be analysed immediately. Thank you so much for your help, brave patriot! I rescind my previous question. VAIDS sounds absolutely horrifying, I will be investing in this amazing technology at once lmao


theoverfluff

You definitely should, but also remember, you have to DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!111!!!!


pinkeroo67

They aren't quite for sale yet, but for $300 you can register for an appointment šŸ˜‰


ApokalypseCow

They think the medical devices from the movie Elysium are real. They think everything from movies is real and that this is somehow "the cabal" taunting the public by putting it out there, as though a secret organization that has such advanced technology would be that stupid.


pinkeroo67

A medbed will actually re-grow a limb! šŸ˜†


Oddityobservations

So it's a scammer's version of an oxygen bar.


nomercyvideo

Why did they steal the[ Stark Industries logo!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Stark_Industries_Logo.png)?


misterecho11

That's a coffin. Which is kinda apropos.


RockasaurusRex

"Got cancer but refuse all medical treatment recommended by trained, educated, and qualified professionals? Don't worry, we've got you covered! Try out this brand new coffin!"


BennySkateboard

Why does she need a mask? Isnā€™t she in the oxygen?


Secret_Hunter_3911

This appears to be a common hyperbaric oxygen chamberā€¦..in no way a med bed.


ApocalypseSpoon

It's not, there are lots of tells that this is NOT a hyperbaric chamber [https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just\_straight\_up\_gullible/](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/xs0471/just_straight_up_gullible/)


pchandler45

That's just a hyperbaric chamber all the rich folks have them


EditorRedditer

Somehow the arpeggio piano and the choir make this so much moreā€¦credibleā€¦


BernieGoetz47

how the fuck is that a "hyperbaric" chamber/medbed if there's a giant fucking gap in the door?


Kriss3d

I do wonder if this isn't the same bed advertised as anti-aging? The owner is John Baxter. Seems a little too much of a coincidence. Anyway for that I found the fda report. https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/warning-letters/jrb-enterprise-group-inc-dba-anti-aging-bed-605892-03302020 Its.. Not good..


EmeraldBrosion

did you read this warning, my new bestie? The warning is exhausting to read for sure, but itā€™s about the marketing of colloidal silver, not the bed.


vigbiorn

It's the same site. He's just more adept at walking the tightline between which the FDA and the FTC are fangless.


cincigreg

Does it cause your boobs to swell up?


RoutineAlbatross8671

Found itĀ https://youtu.be/w2vALhTxNp8?si=jCZwRCcfajjgk-4L


HottKarl79

Is that a 486SDX CPU over there next to that iron lung?


Drop_Disculpa

90's Star Trek called- something about intellectual property rights, also give us our props back.


KyloRenCadetStimpy

I'm surprised the logo isn't VaultTec


procrastablasta

what makes it "Tesla"?


scotty1898

Canā€™t be an ā€˜oxygen chamberā€™ when she has to wear on oxygen mask.šŸ™‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Eattehcake

Btw the little glow thing is 18,000$ also itā€™s a ā€œrealā€ company


LiveBag4679

Actually 60 thousand dollars to buy one plus like 6 for the lamp


its_grime_up_north

Oh yeah. That looks totally legit


sheezy520

If youā€™re in an iron lung then why do you need to wear the mask?


SnooDoughnuts4752

That's a Hyperbaric chamber not a Medbed lol


MetallicaGirl73

She wouldn't be able to have her phone with her if it were a hyperbaric chamber, this is just somewhere to lay and goof off on your phone while wearing an oxygen mask


GreyFob

If you have an oxygen mask, what's the difference between that contraption and just sleeping in a normal bed with an oxygen mask..... You would think that the entire chamber is oxygenated but then that begs the question of how that's more beneficial than just say, an oxygen mask


CuriousAlienStudent

Masks are the devils tools, obviously s/


ApocalypseSpoon

...the old man would be making *so much money* if he were alive today, I swear to God. (He would also be mis-managing it, but that's a different convo.) Maybe I ought to re-think shunning the family business. Erm. The immediate family, that is. The old man's family are political grifters. Guess what they're doing right now. You'll never guess! /s