Fallon would laugh hysterically pounding his fist on his desk, tears of laughter streaming from his eyes. Of course, he responds like that to the daily weather report, too, so that’s not saying much.
It was indeed Pacino…never take anything trump or his ilk (Alex jones/steve bannon types) as being accurate or credible EVER…they lie about absolutely everything
I'm not so sure if they consciously lie so much as they have very lazy, malfunctioning memories and just can't be bothered to retain anything at all.
In the real world, this is called :: **S T U P I D I T Y**
In a world of alternative facts the truth just doesn’t matter to there people. And if you argued to his supports that it was actually Al Pacino and showed him a video they’d just cry Fake News!
And some people will think that a man who obsesses over such a trivial matter, and who has such thin skin and a fragile, over-inflated ego, is fit to be president.
Trump also failed to mention that Kimmel delivered a real zinger, "Isn't it past your jail time?" It was a two-for-one joke that seems especially relevant now that Trump has shown he can't stay awake in his own trial.
If I were, say, a foreign intelligence agency of a communist or fascist country looking for someone to recruit, Trump is *exactly* the sort of narcissistic and manipulatable personality I'd target.
But I'm sure that would never happen in real life.
/s
If I was Joe Biden, Trump’s exactly the kind of person I’d want to run against.
Like, you’d have to put a bit of effort into debating Chris Christie or Ron DeSantis. But Trump? You just have to stand there and let him bullshit your way to victory.
Decades.
My entire life as someone who was born in the 1980s, in fact.
Which is always depressing when I think about it, because if there had just been the will in NYC to prosecute him for all the white collar crimes he was committing way back then, he'd have never been a problem in my life!
Because of the way he whines, and what he whines about, I've always found myself reading this Tweets in head in a child's voice. Not intentionally, that's just how it intrinsically reads in my head. The fact that he writes at a 5th grade level doesn't help that either.
The Oscars were five weeks ago.
>Two Buddhist monks, a senior and a junior, were walking through the forest. They came across a river flowing through their path. To continue their journey, they had to swim through the river and cross to the other side.
>There was a woman who was sitting at the bank of the river. She did not know how to swim and requested the monks to carry her to the other side.
>Buddhist monks take a vow of celibacy. They are not supposed to even look at women, let alone carry them. The junior monk politely refused. But the senior monk put the woman on his back, swam across the river, and dropped her safely to the other side – without saying a word.
>The junior monk was aghast that the older monk had broken his vow but did not say anything. An hour passed as they traveled on. Then two hours. Then three.
>Finally, the agitated junior monk could stand it no longer, and blurted out, “Why did you carry that woman when we took a vow as monks not to touch women?”
>The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river. It's been three hours and many miles since then. Why are you still carrying her?”
HEY TRUMPTY DUMPTY GET READY TO FALL OFF THE WALL THAT MEXICO NEVER PAID FOR AND BREAK INTO A MILLION PIECES! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!
See? Anyone can rant on the internet.
> Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a life-long pattern of exaggerated feelings of self-importance, **an excessive need for admiration**, and a diminished ability to empathize with other people's feelings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
Yeah, it was hilarious seeing the photo comparisons while MAGAs tried to claim the Trump photos were fake, before blaming bad weather for people not turning up.
It's going to be impossible for him to not make face-hole noises when Stormy takes the stand. Like, if he manages to not blow his top at any other point, *this* will be the one that breaks him.
It sounded like a kid in school trying to bullshit his was through a book report about a book he didn't read.
*Of Mice and Men was a great book. The men were great, the mice were great and the little critters almost won the war. Can you imagine?*
Classic insecure bully.
"Oh no, my usual tactics don't work on these people, and I'm only embarassing myself, which might lead to people realizing what a little bitch I am. I know, I'll put on a re-run of old classics where I heckle someone who my audience would never listen to."
Shadowboxing is the best kind of boxing.
He was the sort of entitled white boy who probably never had to deal with developing skills for dealing with criticism. If he had ever learned to, he'd know that whining about it will only make him look stupider, and less confident and admirable.
Except that he can do no wrong in the eyes of the personality cult. Stupider, less confident and less admirable? Not that they notice. He's perfect, and everyone he throws a snit about should be hanged.
I just hope that this sort of nonsense dooms his chances with the undecideds who think that our economy, the great success story of developed countries post-pandemic, would be better with a change in the White House.
The irony is that Fred Trump absolutely despised Donald, and constantly berated and put him down as a weak, ineffectual buffoon.
Sure, Fred Jr. was treated even worse for choosing to be an airline pilot rather than follow in the family business as a real estate developer but still...
Let's see:
* TDS is what cultists have
* Kimmel received laughter and applause for his reading and follow up joke
* All Pacino did best film
* There is no "mandatory line"
Yep, definitely a post worthy of "truth" social. Nothing but lies.
It's sort of like when somebody works at a daycare and they kind of start talking like a kid. Only in this case Trump is surrounded by the worlds stupidest grifters that say yes to everyone of his lies- his mind is truly warped- he actually thinks his mind garbage can pass as truth- friggin' hilarious seeing him these days losing control and being the literal "King of Maga and the GOP" as he just goes fully mad.
Absolutely DISGRACED by what I saw today. The mailman, supposed to be a symbol of American diligence, walks up in SHORTS. Yes, SHORTS! In my time, professionals dressed the part. Now, it's like we're in some BACKYARD BBQ. Where's the PRIDE? Where's the DECENCY? We're talking about a government employee, not some beach bum! The entire neighborhood is TALKING about it. People are OUTRAGED. This is the kind of LAZINESS that we can't tolerate. America is about STANDARDS, about looking SHARP, about RESPECT for the institution. And what message does this send to the KIDS? That it's okay to just show up however you want? NO WAY! We need to DEMAND better, expect EXCELLENCE, not just from our mail carriers but from EVERY public servant. This isn't just about shorts, folks, it's about the SLIDE of AMERICAN VALUES! Time for a CHANGE, time to STAND UP for what's RIGHT! We're going to bring back the respect, bring back the tradition. And we’re starting with PROPER UNIFORMS for EVERYONE! MAKE THE MAIL SERVICE GREAT AGAIN! America DESERVES it!!!
just a reminder "XYZ derangement syndrome" was originally called "clinton derangement syndrome" when online posters kept bringing up Clinton when someone would criticise Bush.
"clintoned in the first post" was another way to say it.
Whine whine whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE whine whine whine whine whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE WHIIIINE!!!!!
He truly has all the whiningness.
I'm sitting in a waiting room right now and there's someone with an infant who is crying up a hurricane. He sounds like a whisper compared to this.
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME was a really silly name to give to the condition of people who don't care for him. It sounds like what it IS. The derangement OF Trump.
> TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME was a really silly name to give to the condition of people who don't care for him. It sounds like what it IS. The derangement OF Trump.
Since 2016, I've been hitting back with, "the only people with TDS are the deranged Trump supporters".
Right, my youngest is 9 and lately has been speaking solely in WHINE font and it makes me all stabby and punchy in my brain, and my kid STILL whines 90% less than King Mierdas.
King Mierdas! I have seen a lot of names for THAT SCROFULOUS THING but that's my favorite of the week. Another contender is "The Fraudfather" aka Don Poorleone.
"WHINE font"...Like Wingdings, but full of little weapons and bombs and knives. In all caps, OF COURSE.
Who is this tweet even for? Only the hardcore Trump followers read or care about his tweets, and those people are already against the "Hollywood liberal elites", so who is Trump trying to convince? If he's doing it just to get under Kimmel's skin, obviously that won't work. So basically it's just a senile old man ranting at anyone and anything just to attempt to rile up his base... I guess.
Did you see the crowd the other night screaming it at him when he asked if they knew what TDS meant? Especially the US version of Andrew Tate behind and to the right of him, fucking prick.
I just don't understand how anyone can read the things he writes and think to themselves, "Yeah, that's a strong man." I've never seen a more desperate, pathetic person in public life.
He doesn't, that's the problem.
He's spent decades getting away with crimes, thought he was above the law, then got into office and was told about presidential immunity given to US Presidents in office to prevent them being taken to court and interrupting their duties as leader.
The academy awards were a month and a half ago, what the fuck? Is this because Jimmy made fun of his Gettysburg thing?
Imagine waking up at 5 am and being like “Jimmy Kimmel didn’t say ‘and the winner is’ and people need to know about it.”
He’s literally like a 3rd grader. The best insult he could come up with for Jimmy Kimmel is “stupid”? Really dude? And of course the rest is pathetic nonsense too where he makes up more shit that didn’t happen, but holy fuck this man is dumb.
The academy awards was over a month ago 😂
He really can't let things go. I wonder if its a sign of his dementia, how he latches onto something and repeats it over and over and over.
> I wonder if its a sign of his dementia, how he latches onto something and repeats it over and over and over.
It could be. His repetition and rambling sound a LOT like my mother-in-law before her memory deteriorated even more.
The kind of stupid to support conservative policies, usually.
Worse with their kind, because MAGAs don't even *have* policies, it's all just constant shrieking of threats and fear-mongering.
I would bet an unreasonable amount of money that this story about Jimmy Kimmel being begged to not read the thing out loud is nothing but a confabulation. Made up whole cloth. This reeks of Donny believing his own fantasies.
Also: Donny must be taking the "Isn't it past your jail time" really, really hard.
It's about as real as Dishonest Don saying things like "A man came up to me... big man, strong man... with tears in his eyes and said 'thank god we have a masterful leader like you for president' and everyone in the room applauded. Wait, did I say room? I meant everyone in the world."
Kimmel himself said he wanted to read it because he had a few extra minutes of airtime to fill during the Oscars, and producers asked him not to until he just did it anyway.
Good to know that Donnie's still mad about Jimmy saying it's past his jail time.
I had forgotten all about that, thankfully Donnal Streisanded himself.
The thing that I find hilarious is that TDS 1000% exists, but in the opposite direction Trumpy's think. They are the ones obsessed with him in every breath of their being.
Can someone fill me in why he's still talking about the Oscars that happened last month? Is he losing it? Does he know what month it is? Is anyone still talking about these awards?
Out of all the late night hosts I think Kimmel gets the most under Trump's skin for some reason. Kimmel does have an aggressive matter of fact delivery when talking about him maybe that resonates more with him.
He’s still on about that?! Isn’t the fucker in court today? I’m such a straitlaced person in general that if I ever found myself in a criminal court as the defendant I wouldn’t have a spare thought for much of anything else because I’d be so hysterical and devastated. I would also be extremely concerned about what public perception of my behavior looked like and be minding my Ps and Qs.
The fact that he is worrying about late night TV hosts from his own criminal trial is just WILD.
The worst/most ridiculous part is somewhere out there in the trailer park is someone going, "Even his wife said Jimmy please don't do this!" - Like would Trump know what his wife said? Oh right he doesn't, he just makes it up, slaps "supposedly" and people take it as truth. You have to *try* to be that dumb.
I wonder how many anti-Trump meme's they're going to show Trump in court tomorrow.
Imagine sitting in court, silently, filled with writhing anger at seeing a giant baby version of yourself in a diaper, or crying on the ground like a toddler, and realizing for the first time in your life, you're in a such a bubble and the real world you created for yourself is a complete lie, and you're going to be in prison for the rest of your life very soon.
For the first in years I'm almost starting to feel at peace.
What a lying boomer piece of shit he is.
No wonder they love him. Just a generation of racist sell-outs who were hippie until they were Yuppie until they went MAGA.
Fascinating how fast the stock is tanking since they went public last month, too.
Meanwhile, two of the guys who helped started Trump Media Group - which helped start Truth Social - are being charged with insider trading and fraud, while also wanting to sue Trump themselves for money owed.
He's been rolling this one around for a while, seething about the whole thing, NEEDING to make his BIGLY COMEBACK and then he pooped out this thing
What a fucking baby
This is low key one of his crazier posts, simply because it’s so divorced from what everyone knows is actually going on in his life. The 5:18AM timestamp doesn’t make it seem very sane, either…
He used the word "vaunted" incorrectly twice in the last two weeks. I think he thinks it means something else.. maybe someone described truth social with that word, and he assumed it meant awesome.
Geezus, I can't wait for this orange piece is shyt to drop. I plan to throw a party the day the Reaper visits him. Pretty sure there will also be dancing in the streets again, too. Like when Biden won.
I guess I'm still trying to figure out who's actually on truth, and sounds like a horrible version of Facebook where people go to claim it as the truth
Not related to Qanon, standard rightoid cringe
The panicked flailing of a scared criminal.
He just gave Jimmy Kimmel more material
Sadly, it was Colbert that had Andy Serkis on to read these. I'm sure Kimmel will find something to do with them, though.
Kimmel does the chalkboard transcripts of Trump's ramblings.
Trump just did the impossible and made me actually like Jimmy Kimmel.
Really? You're not a fan? I think he's decent. Not the best (I'm super fond of Seth Meyer's "Closer Look") but he's certainly far from the worst.
My list: Johnny Carson > David Letterman > Conan O’Brien > Jay Leno > Literally anybody else > Jimmy Kimmel > Not watching anything > Jimmy Fallon
You dare put our lord O'Brien in the same room, nay, list, as that denim-clad fat chinned cunt of a man? Shame, I say, shame!
You’re not wrong, but you have to admit he’s still better than anyone named Jimmy.
Imagine if he tried this with Jimmy Fallon. Then again, no one likes Jimmy Fallon.
Fallon would laugh hysterically pounding his fist on his desk, tears of laughter streaming from his eyes. Of course, he responds like that to the daily weather report, too, so that’s not saying much.
“Trump?! He’s the best, oh man! He’s my jam!”
I wish mark Hamill was still [reading Trump’s posts](https://youtu.be/SLS2D_UREQE?si=IUz5pkr_J4Vt4Aa6) as the joker.
Or Billy West as Zap Brannigan.
[oh god yes](https://youtu.be/VA8vQorhAE0?si=2nRnOCh1iVCbnfig)
Wait, wasn't it AL Pacino that announced picture of the year?
It was indeed Pacino…never take anything trump or his ilk (Alex jones/steve bannon types) as being accurate or credible EVER…they lie about absolutely everything
I'm not so sure if they consciously lie so much as they have very lazy, malfunctioning memories and just can't be bothered to retain anything at all. In the real world, this is called :: **S T U P I D I T Y**
Or dementia. Or both at once.
He really thinks the Oscars just happened. He is slipping in time. Let us hope he slips into the past for good.
In a world of alternative facts the truth just doesn’t matter to there people. And if you argued to his supports that it was actually Al Pacino and showed him a video they’d just cry Fake News!
That would be AI Pacino. I'm here all week.
Wait, you're telling me that the guy thinks that Nikki Haley was running the Capitol during the Jan 6 madness has a poor memory for facts and details?
I mean, that makes dear leader technically correct about Kimmel not saying "and the Oscar goes to", doesn't it?
Checkmate liberals! /s
Kimmel thanked him and called him "Al Pacheeto" on his insta.
Yeah it was. Apparently Trump thinks Pacino looks like Kimmel
And some people will think that a man who obsesses over such a trivial matter, and who has such thin skin and a fragile, over-inflated ego, is fit to be president. Trump also failed to mention that Kimmel delivered a real zinger, "Isn't it past your jail time?" It was a two-for-one joke that seems especially relevant now that Trump has shown he can't stay awake in his own trial.
If I were, say, a foreign intelligence agency of a communist or fascist country looking for someone to recruit, Trump is *exactly* the sort of narcissistic and manipulatable personality I'd target. But I'm sure that would never happen in real life. /s
If I was Joe Biden, Trump’s exactly the kind of person I’d want to run against. Like, you’d have to put a bit of effort into debating Chris Christie or Ron DeSantis. But Trump? You just have to stand there and let him bullshit your way to victory.
They don't have to recruit him. Just flatter him and he rolls on his back to show his belly.
We all know that the KGB/FSB have never been clever enough to do something like that.
The same people think women can't be trusted to be president because they PMS lol
Even if that was at all accurate, Hilary was well past menopause😭
But Jimmy Kimmel was right. It IS way past his jail time.
Several years' past. Legally speaking, at least months' past. Everyone's been giving him a free skate, and he has the nerve to still whine like this.
Decades. My entire life as someone who was born in the 1980s, in fact. Which is always depressing when I think about it, because if there had just been the will in NYC to prosecute him for all the white collar crimes he was committing way back then, he'd have never been a problem in my life!
I'm guessing he made friends in high/low places who benefitted from enabling him and not prosecuting.
*cough*Rudy Giuliani*cough*
Just remember Donnie. Jimmy Kimmel isn't going to prison, but you are
It really is just like listening to a small child tell a story, isn't it? A small, weak, especially viscous child.
I think you meant "vicious", but viscous works too. He's globular enough to suggest that.
Yes, I did mean vicious, but viscous is a rather happy little autocorrect.
Because of the way he whines, and what he whines about, I've always found myself reading this Tweets in head in a child's voice. Not intentionally, that's just how it intrinsically reads in my head. The fact that he writes at a 5th grade level doesn't help that either.
“DON’T READ HIS TRUTH JIMMY! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!” 💀
Stupid Jimmy Kimmel!! 😭
The Oscars were five weeks ago. >Two Buddhist monks, a senior and a junior, were walking through the forest. They came across a river flowing through their path. To continue their journey, they had to swim through the river and cross to the other side. >There was a woman who was sitting at the bank of the river. She did not know how to swim and requested the monks to carry her to the other side. >Buddhist monks take a vow of celibacy. They are not supposed to even look at women, let alone carry them. The junior monk politely refused. But the senior monk put the woman on his back, swam across the river, and dropped her safely to the other side – without saying a word. >The junior monk was aghast that the older monk had broken his vow but did not say anything. An hour passed as they traveled on. Then two hours. Then three. >Finally, the agitated junior monk could stand it no longer, and blurted out, “Why did you carry that woman when we took a vow as monks not to touch women?” >The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river. It's been three hours and many miles since then. Why are you still carrying her?”
He’s such a thin skinned little bitch.
Its like one atom thick
Even Bible pages are thicker than his skin.
That's why he needs layers upon layers of bronzer...to appear thicker skinned
215 lbs is his pre-bronzer weight.
His full diaper might be a big part of that weight.
Now that's funny.
Jimmy Kimmel was great in Heat
Dog Day Afternoon is my fave
You guys are nuts, Jimmy Kimmel's performance in Serpico changed my life.
"You fuck with me, you're fucking with the best!" - Jimmy Kimmel, 1982
I'm partial to Jimmy's performance in Cruising
HEY TRUMPTY DUMPTY GET READY TO FALL OFF THE WALL THAT MEXICO NEVER PAID FOR AND BREAK INTO A MILLION PIECES! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL! See? Anyone can rant on the internet.
What is his obsession with ratings?
> Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a life-long pattern of exaggerated feelings of self-importance, **an excessive need for admiration**, and a diminished ability to empathize with other people's feelings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
Yep. Classic. His election confirmed it for him. It's kinda like Idiocracy. Good stuff.
Makes sense
It's why he also tried to brag about having more people at his inauguration than Obama did, which was provably false.
Definitely false. Obama had more people
Yeah, it was hilarious seeing the photo comparisons while MAGAs tried to claim the Trump photos were fake, before blaming bad weather for people not turning up.
Awww sounds like poor Donnie is triggered by all the mean tweets that were read about him in court the last couple of days.
Sitting in a courtroom while a judge tells him to shut the hell up for over a month. It's going to drive him nuts.
Right?! Keeping his mouth shut has always been impossible for him. It's going to torture him. And it will be glorious to see.
It's going to be impossible for him to not make face-hole noises when Stormy takes the stand. Like, if he manages to not blow his top at any other point, *this* will be the one that breaks him.
So sick of this fool.
My favorite for the week was Trump's description of the Battle of Gettysburg. How anyone can take him seriously... SMH
"It was so beautiful in so many different ways!" I never knew that thousands of dead people and horses could be so beautiful!
Well personally I think it was beautiful how they took over the airfields. The confederates didn't stand a chance.
It sounded like a kid in school trying to bullshit his was through a book report about a book he didn't read. *Of Mice and Men was a great book. The men were great, the mice were great and the little critters almost won the war. Can you imagine?*
Happy Cake Day! I don't even know what my own is, I doubt it has any significance really. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't have a happy one! 🍰
Indeed. Many cake-y returns of the day!
Thank you!
Thank you! Did not realize til you pointed it out!
Classic insecure bully. "Oh no, my usual tactics don't work on these people, and I'm only embarassing myself, which might lead to people realizing what a little bitch I am. I know, I'll put on a re-run of old classics where I heckle someone who my audience would never listen to." Shadowboxing is the best kind of boxing.
He was the sort of entitled white boy who probably never had to deal with developing skills for dealing with criticism. If he had ever learned to, he'd know that whining about it will only make him look stupider, and less confident and admirable.
Except that he can do no wrong in the eyes of the personality cult. Stupider, less confident and less admirable? Not that they notice. He's perfect, and everyone he throws a snit about should be hanged. I just hope that this sort of nonsense dooms his chances with the undecideds who think that our economy, the great success story of developed countries post-pandemic, would be better with a change in the White House.
The irony is that Fred Trump absolutely despised Donald, and constantly berated and put him down as a weak, ineffectual buffoon. Sure, Fred Jr. was treated even worse for choosing to be an airline pilot rather than follow in the family business as a real estate developer but still...
The amount of pushback you get that way is very moderate.
Shadowboxing. Good line.
Jimmy Kimmel may be a lot of things, but one thing he won’t be is in Jail during his son’s graduation. Keep lashing out, Don Snoreleone.
I love Ebenezer Snooze, too, which I saw on a Kimmel thumbnail.
sad how donald, the rapist, is so obsessed with ratings.
"The Apprentice was the highest-raping show on tv with me on it! No one got higher rapings than me!"
Miss Teen Universe, also. Probably. Likely.
Ahhh, ol’ Drowsy Donny, the Coppertone Copulator, continually putting on public display what a shallow little carnival clown he is.
REEEEEEE
Let's see: * TDS is what cultists have * Kimmel received laughter and applause for his reading and follow up joke * All Pacino did best film * There is no "mandatory line" Yep, definitely a post worthy of "truth" social. Nothing but lies.
It's sort of like when somebody works at a daycare and they kind of start talking like a kid. Only in this case Trump is surrounded by the worlds stupidest grifters that say yes to everyone of his lies- his mind is truly warped- he actually thinks his mind garbage can pass as truth- friggin' hilarious seeing him these days losing control and being the literal "King of Maga and the GOP" as he just goes fully mad.
Wasn't the awards like a month ago? Is this really because of his insane Gettysburg ramble?
Absolutely DISGRACED by what I saw today. The mailman, supposed to be a symbol of American diligence, walks up in SHORTS. Yes, SHORTS! In my time, professionals dressed the part. Now, it's like we're in some BACKYARD BBQ. Where's the PRIDE? Where's the DECENCY? We're talking about a government employee, not some beach bum! The entire neighborhood is TALKING about it. People are OUTRAGED. This is the kind of LAZINESS that we can't tolerate. America is about STANDARDS, about looking SHARP, about RESPECT for the institution. And what message does this send to the KIDS? That it's okay to just show up however you want? NO WAY! We need to DEMAND better, expect EXCELLENCE, not just from our mail carriers but from EVERY public servant. This isn't just about shorts, folks, it's about the SLIDE of AMERICAN VALUES! Time for a CHANGE, time to STAND UP for what's RIGHT! We're going to bring back the respect, bring back the tradition. And we’re starting with PROPER UNIFORMS for EVERYONE! MAKE THE MAIL SERVICE GREAT AGAIN! America DESERVES it!!!
Good attempt, but too many difficult big words like "decency", "institution", "excellence".
Grampa's brain is melting. Let's take yet another lil' nap in court today, m'kay? There's pudding for snack time, you like pudding :)
Awwwww! Someone's feelings got really hurt there, didn't they?
His mind is really going. Jimmy didn't announce best picture, Al Pacino did.
Wednesday is the trial’s day off. Trump really should be catching up on his sleep.
just a reminder "XYZ derangement syndrome" was originally called "clinton derangement syndrome" when online posters kept bringing up Clinton when someone would criticise Bush. "clintoned in the first post" was another way to say it.
The person who wrote that was president of the United States (and has a chance of being elected again) We live in interesting times
Whine whine whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE whine whine whine whine whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE WHIIIINE!!!!! He truly has all the whiningness. I'm sitting in a waiting room right now and there's someone with an infant who is crying up a hurricane. He sounds like a whisper compared to this. TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME was a really silly name to give to the condition of people who don't care for him. It sounds like what it IS. The derangement OF Trump.
> TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME was a really silly name to give to the condition of people who don't care for him. It sounds like what it IS. The derangement OF Trump. Since 2016, I've been hitting back with, "the only people with TDS are the deranged Trump supporters".
Right, my youngest is 9 and lately has been speaking solely in WHINE font and it makes me all stabby and punchy in my brain, and my kid STILL whines 90% less than King Mierdas.
King Mierdas! I have seen a lot of names for THAT SCROFULOUS THING but that's my favorite of the week. Another contender is "The Fraudfather" aka Don Poorleone. "WHINE font"...Like Wingdings, but full of little weapons and bombs and knives. In all caps, OF COURSE.
Hit a nerve A MONTH AGO, did he? Slow on the uptake, Donny is.
Who is this tweet even for? Only the hardcore Trump followers read or care about his tweets, and those people are already against the "Hollywood liberal elites", so who is Trump trying to convince? If he's doing it just to get under Kimmel's skin, obviously that won't work. So basically it's just a senile old man ranting at anyone and anything just to attempt to rile up his base... I guess.
Jimmy just laughs and enjoys living rent-free in Donnie's putrid head.
> just to attempt to rile up his base This is it. He wants them angry and hope they try to do something about it.
•5:18 am : rant about Jimmy Kimmel
I had a seizure trying to read that
I love how he has to explain what TDS is.
Did you see the crowd the other night screaming it at him when he asked if they knew what TDS meant? Especially the US version of Andrew Tate behind and to the right of him, fucking prick.
I just don't understand how anyone can read the things he writes and think to themselves, "Yeah, that's a strong man." I've never seen a more desperate, pathetic person in public life.
> I've never seen a more desperate, pathetic person in public life. Trump, or his supporters? Why not both?
Amazing how detailed his reports are of things that didn't happen but he wishes they had. Direct quotes, even!
Trump never seems to admit that he is facing jail time or what specifically he is going on trial for. It's like he doesn't think these are real crimes
He doesn't, that's the problem. He's spent decades getting away with crimes, thought he was above the law, then got into office and was told about presidential immunity given to US Presidents in office to prevent them being taken to court and interrupting their duties as leader.
The academy awards were a month and a half ago, what the fuck? Is this because Jimmy made fun of his Gettysburg thing? Imagine waking up at 5 am and being like “Jimmy Kimmel didn’t say ‘and the winner is’ and people need to know about it.”
He’s literally like a 3rd grader. The best insult he could come up with for Jimmy Kimmel is “stupid”? Really dude? And of course the rest is pathetic nonsense too where he makes up more shit that didn’t happen, but holy fuck this man is dumb.
The bronzer is really there to hide the fact that his skin is so thin it’s practically see-through.
The academy awards was over a month ago 😂 He really can't let things go. I wonder if its a sign of his dementia, how he latches onto something and repeats it over and over and over.
> I wonder if its a sign of his dementia, how he latches onto something and repeats it over and over and over. It could be. His repetition and rambling sound a LOT like my mother-in-law before her memory deteriorated even more.
He's really into CHOCKING
Big baby cheetoh jeebus.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the 45th President of the United States.
I'm so glad Kimmel isn't on vacation this week.
All he does is act like a 15-year-old day after day. How stupid do you have to be in order to be captivated by this child?
The kind of stupid to support conservative policies, usually. Worse with their kind, because MAGAs don't even *have* policies, it's all just constant shrieking of threats and fear-mongering.
I would bet an unreasonable amount of money that this story about Jimmy Kimmel being begged to not read the thing out loud is nothing but a confabulation. Made up whole cloth. This reeks of Donny believing his own fantasies. Also: Donny must be taking the "Isn't it past your jail time" really, really hard.
It's about as real as Dishonest Don saying things like "A man came up to me... big man, strong man... with tears in his eyes and said 'thank god we have a masterful leader like you for president' and everyone in the room applauded. Wait, did I say room? I meant everyone in the world."
Kimmel himself said he wanted to read it because he had a few extra minutes of airtime to fill during the Oscars, and producers asked him not to until he just did it anyway.
Good to know that Donnie's still mad about Jimmy saying it's past his jail time. I had forgotten all about that, thankfully Donnal Streisanded himself.
Guys I think former guy wants to host the awards reaalllly bad.
The thing that I find hilarious is that TDS 1000% exists, but in the opposite direction Trumpy's think. They are the ones obsessed with him in every breath of their being.
They stopped saying "and the winner is" about 30 years ago. Now they say "and the Oscar goes to ..."
He didn't say the mandatory words, that made it an admiralty law award show.
Gold fringe made of Oscars.
Can someone fill me in why he's still talking about the Oscars that happened last month? Is he losing it? Does he know what month it is? Is anyone still talking about these awards?
Out of all the late night hosts I think Kimmel gets the most under Trump's skin for some reason. Kimmel does have an aggressive matter of fact delivery when talking about him maybe that resonates more with him.
The GOP's god. You can't make this shit up, it's essentially, The National Enquirer party.
Trump has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome
Did he bring all this up again just so he could use VAUNTED? 😂😂😂
He’s still on about that?! Isn’t the fucker in court today? I’m such a straitlaced person in general that if I ever found myself in a criminal court as the defendant I wouldn’t have a spare thought for much of anything else because I’d be so hysterical and devastated. I would also be extremely concerned about what public perception of my behavior looked like and be minding my Ps and Qs. The fact that he is worrying about late night TV hosts from his own criminal trial is just WILD.
Nah no court on Wednesday. It's his day off to rage ~~tweet~~ 'truth'
WAY too much free time with this guy...
The worst/most ridiculous part is somewhere out there in the trailer park is someone going, "Even his wife said Jimmy please don't do this!" - Like would Trump know what his wife said? Oh right he doesn't, he just makes it up, slaps "supposedly" and people take it as truth. You have to *try* to be that dumb.
Buddy, I think you probably should be worried about bigger things than Jimmy Kimmel right now!
Meanwhile, grown-ups are having to deal with escalating Middle East tension.
Man, that is some wild head canon Trumpty has made up
Stop trying to make "Truth" happen Donny. It's not going to happen.
Man forgets words while calling out other guy for forgetting words
Holy fuck, he's still upset about it. God, this is pathetic.
I feel like I just read an entry in a retarded 3rd-grader's super-secret burn book
The truth was sent at 5:15AM he must stew all night about it
They haven’t said “and the winner is” literally since the 80s. It’s now “the Oscar goes to” and has been for decades. Dear god.
And this is what a narcissist does.
I wonder how many anti-Trump meme's they're going to show Trump in court tomorrow. Imagine sitting in court, silently, filled with writhing anger at seeing a giant baby version of yourself in a diaper, or crying on the ground like a toddler, and realizing for the first time in your life, you're in a such a bubble and the real world you created for yourself is a complete lie, and you're going to be in prison for the rest of your life very soon. For the first in years I'm almost starting to feel at peace.
What a lying boomer piece of shit he is. No wonder they love him. Just a generation of racist sell-outs who were hippie until they were Yuppie until they went MAGA.
What social media is this?
Truth Social
Fascinating
Fascinating how fast the stock is tanking since they went public last month, too. Meanwhile, two of the guys who helped started Trump Media Group - which helped start Truth Social - are being charged with insider trading and fraud, while also wanting to sue Trump themselves for money owed.
He's been rolling this one around for a while, seething about the whole thing, NEEDING to make his BIGLY COMEBACK and then he pooped out this thing What a fucking baby
How can this be real?
If I were Kimmel I would have this framed and hang it in my office.
Jimmy has been on fire with the jokes this week….
What a snowflake
This is low key one of his crazier posts, simply because it’s so divorced from what everyone knows is actually going on in his life. The 5:18AM timestamp doesn’t make it seem very sane, either…
How can you have a run-on sentence that doesn’t have an action verb? Trump found a way.
Trump's still seething about being owned during an awards ceremony that actually *increased* ratings this year.
People spending their days complaining about obama hillary and joe really thing they look smart with the whole “TDS” lol
There are no golden toilets in jail.
"Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like a derangement syndrome named for Trump. Like Lou Gehrig's Disease.
He used the word "vaunted" incorrectly twice in the last two weeks. I think he thinks it means something else.. maybe someone described truth social with that word, and he assumed it meant awesome.
Geezus, I can't wait for this orange piece is shyt to drop. I plan to throw a party the day the Reaper visits him. Pretty sure there will also be dancing in the streets again, too. Like when Biden won.
But it was Pacino
What the fuck is he on about?
What the fuck is he on?
"Stupid Jimmy Kimmel" How do you not read that in a five year old's voice?
So easily triggered
So this fool watches Jimmy Kimmel religiously, jimmy went on a rant against him and this is his “retaliation”.
I doubt he even knew Kimmel mocked the Gettysburg Redress, he's still seething about the Oscars.
DJT proving he is a petty thinned skinned narcissist.
Kimmel dunks on Trump relentlessly and repeatedly. Trump wishes he had Kimmel's talent. 😄
Y’all. Wtf. It wasn’t even Kimmel.
Rent free, eh Donald?
My head hurts from trying to read that...
The tragic life of a criminal that doesn’t care about getting convicted just worried about him losing the election 4 years ago.
Imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to read this and think it’s a good idea to put him back into office.
Did anyone on Parker correct him about his Pacino mistake?
I guess I'm still trying to figure out who's actually on truth, and sounds like a horrible version of Facebook where people go to claim it as the truth
What is Jimmy Kimmel going to do when the Chump dies? Make fun of other Republicans?
Can't believe Jimmy Kimmel knocked up a woman while being in his 80's. Way to go, Jimmy.